Touhou 16- Cirno Goes Hawaiian

I… don't quite know how I feel about this
wouldn't she melt?

Can't wait for the porn.

She is not a nigger. It's just tan.

WE

I like your optimistic attitude.

She's just tanned, dudes.

Also could this mean Gensokyo finally have a sea?

This would raise an obvious question: where the fuck does the sea/ocean come from?
There's only a correct answer and it wouldn't be an incident, but rather a fucking disaster.

Brown in 2Dspeak is tanned.

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You know what this means.

Delicious tanlines

absolutely BLACKED.

Wonder if Yuugi and Suika will show up to make things even more brown, sexy and somesuch
Also, Mandatory japanese waterfall watermelons.

Is such a thing possible?

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It's her Alolan form

Bosses confirmed for seasoned themed then I guess, like four elementals or some Tiki mask shit like In Crash bandicoot's game where Crunch first showed up

Easter = ANOTHER FUCKING RABBIT
Spring = Violent sexual incursion semen demon enemy
Winter = Letty???
Autum = Something Death related, wait what?
Then there's some hidden season or lunarian bullshit because of planetary season bullshit or something.

I dunno, what, weather Wizard Youkai?

I didn't know Easter was a season.

YES
YES

Any leaks on the new girls?

Special Guest Star Yuuka appearing as "MISS DOESN'T APPEAR IN THIS GAME"!

It begins!

Beat me to it.

I see that Zun is hard at work pushing his agenda.

Soldier Status:
[ ]Home
[X] Not Home

His wife brainwashed him.

No yet, but Yuuka is probably in.

I forgot, was his kid a boy or a girl? If girl, he's going the James Rolfe Route.

>A Mainline Touhou game where you can play as Chocolate Cirno

YEA BUDDY
If Cirno's supposed to be summer how the fuck does she not melt into water????

Girl, plus if its that he'll eventually come around.
Speaking of James……
twitter.com/cinemassacre/status/854865000137097220

Clearly she's now so powerful she can sustain perfect freeze perpetually. Be afraid, be very afraid.

And Mima isn't.

TRULY THE STRONGEST

Never thought I'd see the day.

Well, I guess congratulations are in order then. Hopefully, his wife isn't as terrible as I've been told.

I was not informed of this

What? the only interview I know she had in the new 2hu book was the one were she basically said she was a chaosfag. Please explain.

third greentext meant for

Bascially Hecatia, shat all over Aya's book and the Lunarians in general and said she liked Gensokyo because although its closed off they're still open to new ideas unlike the moon.

How is this anti-trump?

The moon is full of OP faggots obsessed with "muh purity" tho. And according to 2hu lore they got their shit kicked by America. Also Clownpiece.
How is that Anti-Trump tho.

It really isn't but considering the whole Miko-Trump article, the book being called Alternative Facts, people just make the assumption ZUN is trying to say something. He could, maybe not, who knows.

Now you're going to have to explain that one

So it's just nonsense pushed as fact fueled by autism.
What?

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It was a statement about how preemptively forcing people out will only invite them to force their ways in. There was also something about a wall whose context I forget.

It's Miko giving one of her pro-humanity speeches, but Aya got bored of it and changed her words to Trump's speeches. How she knows about that is the question.

No Miko was talking about the dangers of letting kids eat too much candy, Aya got bored and decided to spice things up.

But boy Miko sure does get sweaty when she's speaking to a crowd.

Ah, must have remembered it wrong.

"candy, I beat candy all the time, lemme tell ya"
"We need to stop candy from coming into our homes, we need to build a wall"

Why the fuck do all the 2hu games have such shit fucking art? It looks like they hired the local elementary school kids to draw it all. Literally all the fan art is better quality than the original stuff.

Wasted trips. A pity.

Hopefully, this 6 will make up for it.

eh. If you're really that upset about, play a fitan. Zun's art is tradition

Just found the pic that everybody's talking about.
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2676381
Copying and pasting the relevant translated infobox below, any double spacing or other formatting was in the original, and I will not guarantee that the translation is accurate.

The photo in the article about Toyosatomimi no Miko was not manipulated, but compared to the photo the original article text was unexciting, and in order to make it a bit more dramatic and "weekly magazine-like", we ripped off a weekly magazine article about the presidential election in the outside world. As a result, the contents became almost completely invented. In our desire to make the article exciting, we gave in to temptation.

The original text was as follows: As part of an awareness campaign directed towards humans, Toyosatomimi no Miko has been giving regular lectures. The topic of this lecture was "Healthy living for humans explained by a hermit". When the article talks about "President" it really means "Health President", and her quotes about "youkai" really referred to "very sweet candy".

"Illegal youkai immigrants are stealing our jobs in the Human Village" was "candy is taking over our food".

a pun on 職/食
All her other quotes were also talking about how eating too much candy is bad for your health. It was something like, you should store candy in a high place where children can't reach it, but really it was just too boring. In editing the text to make it more exciting and dramatic, we regret to say that changes to the meaning were introduced.

YOU FOOL

He doesn't hire anyone.

That's oddly cute.

And the actual speech itself.

Toyosatamimi no Miko's inauguration speech prompted a whirlpool of debate, dragging everyone in Gensokyo into the roiling waves. Her statements are all extreme, but one cannot deny that some of them hit their mark, which makes them so provocative. Here we present a few of them.

"Humans have their jobs stolen by illegal youkai immigrants".
"I will build a great wall on the border of the Human Village. And I'll make the people with youkai connections pay for it."
"The youkai coming from outside the village, they're no good. They are bringing a mountain of problems with them. Drugs, and diseases, and even XXX. And sometimes there are good ones, I assume, but that's rare."

Certainly, the Human Village Problem that Gensokyo now faces is serious. If the youkai meddling continues much longer, long-lived humans might disappear altogether from the village. There may be many who feel that this hermit is the one who can fix the situation.

BUNBUNMARU IS FAKE NEWS

He's just poking fun at American politics, don't get so damn offended.

I'm not that upset, I like the games and I enjoy slamming my head in the desk after the thirteenth attempt at the same boss. But it just feels like the art has never improved. Which is a shame because all the artwork by fans is pretty damn good.

So it's nothing then. Fucking dis-info shitposters.

BROWN
FAIRY
PUSSY

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If an user tries to bring politik into a thread, there's a good chance they're bullshiting.
Besides, Toyosatomimi is practically Jesus (in the humanitarian sense).

Dont you mean Byakuren.

he knows

Byakuren is bin Laden.

If you haven't 1CC'ed every game on hard mode AT LEAST, you have no right to play TH16.

COCONUT
CUNNY

Eh, it might give us insight of what ZUN really thinks about the US. He visited last year and people tried to clobber him with questions about American politics.

Byakuren's buddhist beliefs are fundamentally harmful to youkai. If youkai abstain from their purpose in life, they cease to exist.

>>>/freech/

I wonder which he prefers….

>>>/reddit/

Brazil

Cunny is a meme word that only people who used to browse /hebe/ use.

Cunny is a word that's older than you, faggot.

It's a Holla Forums (pedo) meme.

Be quiet and post girls.

I heard he has just downing beers during the Q&A session.

Which touhou is pro humans but anti youkai?

Futo

Mr. A

Mr. Muneharu?

Meme magic stronk

You can probably thank Sumireko for that.

I can fap to brown Cirno. Okinawans are hot.

Cirno's powers work by absorbing heat, since cold is the absence of heat, not a force onto itself.

Cirno can absorb the heat of my throbbing cock

are you implying that shes absorbing heat into her breasts

I mean, it IS Zun we're talking about here

Well he did make the flag a clown, Im just simply speculating. I just don't think he has a very positive image of America.

Does that mean that a delicious sunburnt Cirno is stronger than one that isn't?

In other news the sky is blue.

The sky isn't blue. It just looks blue because of the reflection of the oceans or something.

It's actually because of the reflection off of water vapor in the air and in the clouds. If you're going to be an autistic asshat, could you try being right?

I'm no /sci/fag, but I thought it had something to do with wavelengths being diffused by oxyxen/nitrogen, among other perversions of color due to bending light.

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#YoukaiLivesMatter

Oohh baby, 2 weeks plus for warm up, best times of the year draw near.

I'm so fucking glad that tanked.

Who cares if it's against Trump, since he turned out to be a neo-con puppet who tricked the US populace.

archive.is/idsfo

A shekel has been deposited into your bank account.

ONLY OLDFAGS WILL REMEMBER THIS

ALOLAN FORM

Every point is a perversion or misconception. You have no argument.

If you're going to shill, at least learn our lingo and not spout retarded reddit-tier shit.

Well there goes the thread

Can anyone translate what Cirno's player select screen says?

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

Holla Forums doesn't call everyone a spook, that's Holla Forums, it's a nigger-degoratory term not an anti-capitalist one. You are a retarded shill and don't even know what you're talking about.
Fact you're responding to every reply shows how you're just here to cause controversy and dissent to derail. Obvious D&C shill.

By this point I'm relatively sure that threads here won't be anything but variations of this until the end of time. Doesn't stop me from topicposting, so eh.

Actually, spook is some Holla Forums meme referring to a term that some "philosopher" uses to describe an idea that distracts one from reality or some shit.
Polite sage because of offtopic.

I never knew Cirno was that lewd.

She's an innocent, pure girl who is completely oblivious to her lewdness.

Really? Interesting.
They are still attempting to subvert terminologies to suit their faggotry, it seems, yet they can't grasp their memes are still just degenerations of proper language and ideas, thus ending up always ignored.

But well, enough shitposting, time to post sunburned cirnos.

Stirner memes started on /lit/, not Holla Forums.

They were only good when people just posted them as ironic shitposts. Holla Forums being autistic took it 100% seriously.

AHOY. Welcome to Cringe Island!
What can I do you for?

Oh, I don't know. What's the one thing that can make my facelook like a dried prune?

Well, there is post-ironic psuedo-philisoliphical nihilistic moden college degree anarcho-individualism.

prunes to death'

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Aren't egoism and autism the same thing?

Yes

You missed a couple

Fucking more

No, cease this bullshit.

Oppai is shit. Get better tastes.

It's hot as hell, I can't help it. I like what I like.

wh-what is this magic??

Stop lewding the retard guys! That's basically bullying and bullying is wrong!

This is all the titty2hu I have left.

please bully me more, i deserve it.

Oh god my diiick

Good. i'll accept titty clownpiece because merica

Stirner actually had some good ideas about the way humans construct named concepts that don't exist and then assume that they do. It was the basis of his debunking of everything Marx produced.

good taste
I really like that insane "I'm going to start a nuclear war with North Korea, then fuck you like the titty-starved burger you are" sort of look in her eye

That clown may be the lewdest 2hu of them all

Ok, but remember that I'm not doing this because I like crying anime girls, cause I don't. This is proving a point that bullying is wrong.

checked

thread needs more cp and freedoms

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I'd say it's rather cold

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Yuugi needs more love. Why the hell hasn't she made an appearance in one of the fighting games yet? Every time I hope and every time I get disappointed.

Damn, forgot mah image

Fuckin' rabbits is a great idea.

Not gonna lie, that's an ugly looking clown piece.

Where's the porn while we wait?

Asking for cp is as bad as posting it. Enjoy your global ban

If by porn you mean cry touhous then I can set you up bro.

He was just joking dude, don't be mean.

Stuff from pixiv

The only time a 2hu should shed tears is from love and happiness, and pleasure too.

Gross dude.

Not lewd Chirunos

5 Start post chirunos

Other chirunos on pixiv, not much for now.

Fucking lewd.

OK, here ya go.

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Last one.

Reimu and Marisa make the cutest couple.

Being in Gensokyo means you're dead

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Not dead; just forgotten. Like the company that published the magazine Aya plagiarized.

Tell that to Maribel or Best Girl from the latest fighting game

Wait a sec, that minato hitori drawing was released as official art?
I thought it was fan art.

Oh come on it's clearly ZUN just forgetting t-

I want to hear the hilarious plot explanation on a Ice Fairy suddenly becoming a Summer Fairy.

She was left out in the sun for too long.

She has a vine wrapped around her arm, there is clearly something or someone at work here.
Also more info on AoCF when?

Damn, I didn't even think she looked that brown.

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is great

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Will it feature Mima?

Oh shit, I'm retarded. When I replied to him, it was only for the suwako image.
by porn I meant 2hu porn, which I already dumped some. I didn't notice at all.

Repostan from last thread in relation to unreal touhoument because thread 404'd

This is the download for the Suwako model

bowlroll.net/file/12555

It's password protected and I don't remember the password, my friend also forgot to tell me before he got off. (He was only on briefly and messaged me when I was offline)

btw he wanted the Sky Arena Flandre model

TOP KEK

Here it is, ripped from Ninjaripper. I did not include the alternate textures, so if he wants it, just ask.
www59.zippyshare.com/v/2YggcCcu/file.html
Also gave Remilia new eyes.

is unreal tohoment just UT with different models or what

Too much clowning around.

Yeah, different models with unique sounds. we haven't really gone far as to give each character a unique trait with the species mutator or anything like that

Neat

Do you mean the alternative textures for team colors? He uses mmd and does his own little projects so if thats the case he probably won't need it.

So is Cirno the strongest fairy now?

Yes. At the moment, they all play the same and the current priority right now is the overhaul.
Also, we got featured by some Ruskie when we played Killing Floor! (From 0:44-9:35)

Yes, Sky Arena has team color textures.

PANIC.jpg

Is Yuuka icing over?

Gee, I wonder.

As she has evidently eaten yuuka one of the strongest characters in touhou and has now gain power over both flowers and ice. She is now OFFICAILLY the strongest!

Yuuka is teaching Cirno the ways of the strongest. New Touhou Tag Dream never ever.

Man, that really was a good fucking manga

Why does this song sound like someone is going to get fucking murdered

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So far Remilia is the only Touhou with emissive features, are there any other characters that should have them? So far I have Utsuho with her chest & Flandre with her eyes.

I recall trying to start reading that but it was too long and didn't catch my interest much.

Link pls

It still irks me the fact that the best teams always lose.
>The Moriyas fucking deserved all the pain they got on the Frozen Sunflowers fight.

Why would an ice fairy live on a volcanic tropical island?

Ruskie featuring? Now that was random.

oh well that's lame
i was expecting a UT mod with first person bullet hell and 3d movement

Open wide you little blighter

danbooru.donmai.us/pools/714

hory shet, lewd right off the bat.

Cirno's the strongest.

Is it bad that I lift to this?

HE POSTED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

How good are your gains?

Come for the lewds, stay for the actually entertaining comic

I eat like shit so it's mitigated, but my arms are much larger now and my tits are turning into pecs

Well today is a special day after all.

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Nah, there are some fan games that will have her, and will be ported to ps4 and once zun approves there by becoming official.

ZUN's legs have a date with my sledge hammer.

Holla Forums go home youre drunk

The rabbits' buttholes have disappeared. This incident is unprecedented serious affair.

Neato, you followed my suggestion! To further improve the idea, make it so that she variates between two eye sets one for kill streaks, and the other for calmness, her theme is about her getting so much blood over her person she get's called the scarlet devil

I'm not a coder so I'm not sure how it would be done or if it's even possible. I would guess it is because the big head mutator increases the character's heads for whenever they are in the lead & they shrink when they are in last place. It's not so much kill streak nor alternate textures, but it's something.

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The password is
suwakosama

What Sorcery is this?

Thank you kindly. I looked at the model to see how many polygons & vertexes it had & it was under 50K, so I'll likely be using that model for Suwako's overhaul.

They're hidden due to being in heat. Anal sex gets in the way of breeding.

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bump

Do you think Cirno enjoys the summer and sun?

How to I download all the touhou porn on the internet at one time?
I'd settle for over 100gb of touhou porn.

She likes snow, ice, and to freeze things but not the summer heat because then her ice will melt and she can't use her powers.
Spring is okay if its chilly and not too hot but summer is too much!

This new brown Cirno isn't the Cirno we all know and love she is an imposter invented by the evil gap-jew Yukari in order to subvert user's to prefer tan girls over white/fair ones.

yeah seriously

What a sad display, Cirno
Not that Ice was ever a good typing

can someone with a huge amount of time on his hand explain me the plot of 2hu, lets say a quick rundown. I really don't gt his fairy vampire flesh eater anime fuckfeast

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A scientist named Yumemi pulls a nuclear bomb out of her snatch and threatens to blow up gen soda pop.

Each game goes something like

more titties :^)

Read the wiki.

I did but I don't understand anything. I mean, I am not a huge expert in memorizing japanese names.

You don't need to understand anything.

How are they different than regular names? If you spend a lot of time in Gensokyo, you're bound to memorize all the names. It would be no different in a non-Japanese game.

people on earth started losing interest in myths, magic, monsters and the divine, so they made their own earth to become ageless lolis because thats extra magical to get the point across.
sometimes they get bored and become super villains, but red riding hood and her friend goes over and they have a shooting tea party with them and they calm down and have a regular tea party.

what about the time the genova ax went rampage? and what about teas? why everybody is crazy and pissed at meidos? who the fuck is xamara? why the youkais are mad at humans? I don't get shit

thnx but still

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Burnt pussy? Wouldn't that be well done steak?

cant they just find a different purpose? either way i dont think they have to worry about that in gensokyo

y

Just read the wiki.

In his defense, at this point I think people would be unsettled if he suddenly improved by any great amount. His games have gotten better, though, so it's a fair trade-off.

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This. It's bad enough when it happens but it's piss easy to find torrents of most 2hu games. They're fun as fuck, too.

Are you sure about that?

if he wants to explore the lore, the games are certainly not going to help. for the most part theyre contained scenarios. youve played them right?

Compared to the older ones, yeah. There's notable improvement in level design and the pattern of attacks. But I'm a fan of clusterfuck danmaku so I'll admit that's probably some bias showing through. Like compare UFO to even Imperishable Night.

The stories of the games don't fucking matter. What is reading autistic fanfiction going to do for user?

But the lore is fucking stupid.

Does anyone see anything off about the resolution of the gameplay screenshots? we 3DS port nao

But the games do revolve around notable events and often mention interesting details about other affairs.

Remove yourselves and don't come back.

How is IN worse in that sense than UFO? ZUN put a lot of time in IN and it shows.

theyre fun, they matter.
what?

were in disagreement

Well I'm not saying IN is bad at all, but you can see the improvement in design between the two games.

It's fanfiction because anything describing the story of one of the games in more than one paragraph is basically inserting head cannon as barely anything happens in the games.

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You're saying that there's an obvious discrepancy between the games. If that's the case then you should be able to back it up. I certainly can't see it. It's not a popular opinion. Implying that it's obvious is not good enough.

Yes

And that's just picking the two of the more recent games.

Well the bosses in the latter game has tighter gaps and less room for error. Just looking at the first boss of each game you can see that. I forget the actual term for it, but that thing where you barely move around bullets. There's more of a focus on doing that earlier on in later games rather than it just being stuff for the later levels.

I know what this is, and everyone else can too.

You're clearly new. You should spend more time playing. Are you thinking of focused movement? Grazing?

There's always the official doujins.

You mean graze, that thing that massively helps with getting extra lives so you can actually beat the games?

Does ZUN write the doujins?

ZUN writes the story, why the fuck else do you think they're canon?

Yeah, grazing. Because everything is tighter unless you're on nightmare when it doesn't matter anyways since it's basically default. In that regard, at least, the later games show improvement.

okay man, ya got me. good one.

Anything other than the music is not cannon.

here, have my favorite

Which game is that screenshot from?

Faily Wars

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Thanks.

What's wrong with that? I've only just gotten into the touhou games, and that one looked like it doesn't have such a butchered translation.

I bet you're fun to talk to.

RED FACTION IS BETTER THAN TOUHOU

It says on the bottom corner of the screenshot "Fairy Wars", from that you could've easily searched it with Touhou.

Steel Empire is better than Red FAction.

(checked)

Oh yeah, well Megaman zero 3 trounces both!

I ACTIVATE POT OF GREED

This card allows me to draw 2 new cards, and then add them to my hand!

Greed is good

I play the games but I don't know japanese.

check em

Dumping more Suntan Chiruno.

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I can't rip the animated works, the site I use is having problems.

holy fucking shit this image is awakening more things within me than years of /d/ tier degeneracy what the fuck UNF

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why is cirno the niggest?

cirno keeps you comfortable on a hot day. cirno is the cool refreshing breeze. cirno is the air conditioner. cirno keeps your electronics from overheating. cirno is a refreshing glass of iced tea

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Letty can do all of that and more, what makes Meme Fairy so special?

lewds

She's also the NIGGER

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I'm glad I'm not the only one

that's all i got.

fairy increase love

Impressive, but it's too late!
I summon Exodia!

Victory is mine. To the shadow realm with you

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NANI!?

Your Exodia was incomplete.

In C mayor? I think his trumpets might be a bit off tune there.

Letty isn't available during the summer. Cirno is all year round.

I bet Summer Cirno smells like the inside of a jug of water that's been left out in the heat for too long. Shameful!

so you mean perfectly clean and refreshing?

I'm going to make Cirno smell like squid and sweat!

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ah, is anyone familiar with this beloved tomboyish girl remix thats kind of slow calm and jazzy? the beginning of the song has this drawn out synthetic/electronic humming "instrument". its nothing mindblowing, but ive been looking for it for a year or so.

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