Based John cena

Ian James
Ian James

Based John cena.

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Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

inb4 it will be worse than doom

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

I'm going to complain if it's not sexist enough.

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

What? Does this guy even have any acting experience? Now the movie is guaranteed to be shit.

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

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Connor Howard
Connor Howard

asking if John Cena has acting experience
lol

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

DUKE NUKEM SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

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Kevin White
Kevin White

What the fuck?

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

Save for the blond airfield he's really lookalike.
Too bad they will probably make a soyboy out of character. And then they're going to wonder where's shekels goys?
I wonder if Uwe Ball will do his SWAG no-cash style directing like he doesnt care.

I can't think of any decent vidya movies at all. Maybe first RE was alright.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

Producers Andrew Form and Brad Fuller discussed the upcoming film in an interview with CinemaBlend.
"You know that having a misogynistic guy in today's world, how do you make that fun and loveable?" he said. "And at the same time he's got to be an incredible badass, so those are the things that we're struggling with and we're going to try and come out with what I hope is a really fun ride. That's the goal, is for it to be a really fun ride."
Form went on to say that they won't make the movie if the tone is off. He cited Deadpool as an example of a film with a brash leading character that got it right.
In the case of Deadpool, that film worked because it found a tone that matched the titular character and capitalized on Ryan Reynolds' ability to play a perfect smartass.
Moreover, the Duke Nukem games already play to very similar themes of meta-commentary on pop culture and satire of excessive masculinity, so the Deadpool roadmap seems worth following.

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Isn't Michael Bay in charge of the movie? Hope he makes it a high T action kino.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

It should be made in a format of "Hardcore Henry"
Eg. minimal amount of dialogue, first person perspective
But of course they gonna fuck it up

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

Duke Nukem
Minimal amount of dialouge

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Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

this movie is dead before it started

Luke Clark
Luke Clark

I can't think of any decent vidya movies at all
he hasn't experienced the true kino that is blade runner 2 aka the super mario bros. movie
Seriously I kind of enjoyed it, perhaps because it was clear that everyone involved was suffering because of it. The doom movie was okay

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

Thats not counting Duke one liners that is

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

Duke is a woke democrat, there wont be any guns in this movie either for you kid murderers.

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Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

Bazinga

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

Cuke Pozzem

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

Translation: Duke's gonna be a fucking cuck.

Get ready for a strong female sidekick, Duke being in a the supporting role and of course despite starting out as a sexist pig in the beginning of the moving: DOING THE RIGHT THING at the end.

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

Duke's gonna be a fucking cuck.
Great casting on their call then

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

I wish this guy was as dumb as cm punk so you could see him get humiliated.

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Noah Davis
Noah Davis

truman show music
what did they mean by this?

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

the super mario bros. movie
iktf bro it ruined my childhood too
i was no longer same person after watching that
still wondering if there's any humanity left to me after what i've seen

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

Duke Nukem with no guns because violence and no tits because sexism

Sounds like 100% Fresh turn-your-brain-off kinda fun… count me in!

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

No no, you don't get it, the movie is about Duke becoming "mature" and learning that all that stuff is bad. All the violence and sexism is gonna be done by some new female protagonist.

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

Fucking RIP.

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Brody Brown
Brody Brown

Y-you're pussies. But don't say anything mean that might hurt my feelings.

Actors literally are shit tier subhumans. Big Match Jhon is going to regret doing this.

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

I remember when the DOOM movie came out.
psychedelic, colorful settings replaced with grimy dark corridors
none of the enemies looked the same
dumb subplot about a blonde scientist researching "the virus" that nobody cares about
nobody even remotely looks like the doomguy or the enemies or even the guns
only part anyone remembers is the FPS section and the rock getting eaten

Apparently it's beyond the capabilities of directors to actually make a story in a video game universe, they just want their fucking edgy gritty action film and namedrop a few things in the game to get the normies salivating.
Expect the same forgettable mess this time around. There is no director in Hollywood that could do Duke justice, especially after Randy "moan and bitch" Pitchford acquired the I.P.

It's tough to adapt a videomgame to the silver screen, but completely changing everything about it except names and places does not help. Fuck Hollywood and fuck the egomaniacs who have to put their cocaine-encrusted fingers in anything different or interesting.

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Lol you don't need acting experience to play Duke Nukem just one liners and pop-culture references. The casting is perfect!

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

The only way this could work would be as a faithful re-creation of 80's action shlock played so straight it goes beyond and makes jokes about how un-PC Duke is in today's culture but Duke doesn't give a fuck. And when the movie tries to shoehorn in some heartwarming subplot he still doesn't give a fuck. Almost as if his movie tries to be re-engineered on the fly to appeal to a broader audience but Duke's woman-slapping, alien-killing bravado defies everyone and everything. The female lead acts like a toughie but as soon as she gets captured she begs for Duke, as an example of what feminists would do once they're in danger. In the end Duke is such an impenetrable brick of testosterone that there's no learning or resolution to the story despite the movie trying to get a heartwarming moment, so the film gives up and ends with Duke defeating the aliens.

(Cosmo also makes a cameo)

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

He is going to be the dad in the upcoming laugh out loud commedy 'Blockers.' Where they take the premise of American Pie with a bunch of teenagers aiming to lose their virginity, but they are girls instead of guys this time! Isn't Hollywood creative!? But uh oh! Their parents want to stop them from having sex because they are just mean old conservatives who don't understand teenage girls! Such fun!

The Duke movie is going to tank and kill any chance of there ever being a successful revival of the character.

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Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

How is Duke misogynistic?

Cameron King
Cameron King

He saves women from danger.

John Campbell
John Campbell

women
It's womynx you bigot.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

Because some people in 2k18 still don't understand that Hollywood is a rotten and corrupt institution that turns everything it touches into shit. You have to be a low-IQ consumerist bugman or a braindead normie zombie to seriously enjoy anything that's made there. If you still watch Hollywood movies, you're part of the cancer too.

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

Actually, it's sad that in this era of personkind that you would still use gender pronouns at all. "They" is acceptable in both singular and plural when referring to any person.

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

silent hill

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

going to be shit

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

Mortal Kombat was kino

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

The voice of John St.John is Duke Nukem. This is going to be really strange, unless they dub him.

Josiah Hall
Josiah Hall

the duke has a secret tranny fetish
maybe he watched too much anime?

Robert Rodriguez
Robert Rodriguez

satire of excessive masculinity
ah yes, god of war was ironically about anger issues, duke nukem was ironically about masculinity

Luke Young
Luke Young

holy shit literally 56% 49%

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

Uwe Boll could have done it.

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

He would do it better, I would legit rather watch based Uwe Boll's version than anyone else's. Unless they make an anime adaption, that would be good too.

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