Worst GTA Protagonist

While 4 was a downgrade from San Andreas, it was by far the comfiest base game with top tier expansions. Webm related

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Clothing stores exist
English would be his second language
Face is exxagerated
Life is complicated
Drinking, bowling, pool, darts, street-racing, strip clubs, dating multiple women, drug-dealing, extortion, assassin, thievery…
Compared to who? you?

What's with all the anti-GTA V threads lately?

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Also don't you know how to webm?

as a serbian myself I cannot get into GTA4 because the game is just ridiculous to me. Nico (from Nikolaj) is not a Serbian name but a Russian, and his cousin is called Roman which is also a name that is more common in Russia. Then his surname (Belic) is a surname I literally never heard before. They could just have named him Marko Stankovic and his cousin Milos Petrovic and you would have had the cliche serb. I am really surprised how the niggers at Rockstar failed to do basic research about Serbia or Serbian culture. If they wanted a russky main character they could just have made him one. Also there is no serbian turbofolk music in GTA4 but somehow you have all kinds of russky music. They could have put in at least 5 songs. Really badly researched and ruins the atmosphere completely.

Then the next aspect is voice acting. I love it when americans try to use slavspeak and whenever I heard him say "neverovatno" which means: incredible I cuckled hard because it sounded so fucking retarded. There is a large serbian diaspora in Jew York and Chicago and I am surprised how they failed to find voice actors that talk Serbian natively. Imagine what quality the game would be. It would have improved the atmosphere so much and as Nico is a slob anyways, the voice acting could have been bad and nobody would have noticed if they hired a noname voice actor.

Then you have this godawful driving mechanics.
Yes it is more realistic than GTA5 but it fucking sucks and it is no fun at all.
For me it was impossible to steer any car and even the ones that looked fast were driving fucking slow.

pure-blooded Serbian
they forgot to implement smoking and corruption though, most serbs are chain smokers and corrupt scumbags who would fuck over even their family for personal gain
our national meme slogan is not without reason "only unity saves the Serb"

One of the aspects of the game was hitting up Albanians and many of my friends liked the game mostly for this but I am sure they share my first 2 points as well.

wasn't the point of the name "Niko" the fact that it means "no one", making it such a clever joke about him being just an avatar for the player and shit?
t. Pole who knows Serbocroat only from Yugo war songs, correct me if I'm wrong

no one likes him

implying there are an good slav traits
Eastern Europeans are human filth

why are u shitposting instead of removing kebab?

Because he has a soul and he is a real human bean unlike you amerikan godless automatons

this

Squatting is a great trait that the rest of mankind hasn't been able to rival yet.
And tracksuits are easy and comfy to wear in all types of weather.

Because last time we did NATO bombed us back to stone age and gave 15% of our territory to proto-isis.

Holy fuck, this. Literally white niggers. Rockstar's writing is juvenile and garbage as hell.

Also, roll.

Since when?

It's actually Samo Srbin Sjeba Srbina but I guess you're too young to have served in the army. :^)

It's easier to fit in and break the ice when the other person doesn't need fifteen minutes to figure out how to pronounce your name. Especially bad if you're dealing with parjeets or rice niggers. For example I knew a guy that went as Nemo instead of Nemanja or another that styled Rastko to Russ. t. expat

True
FUCK NATO

1. Bulgarians
2. Poles
3. Hungarians
4. Baltics
5. Checz
6. Ukrainians
7. Romanians
8. Russians
9. Kroats, Albanians, Serbs, etc.
10. Belarus

Are you having a giggle m8?

I've just realized it could be because the cars in IV don't have ABS, need to recheck it though.

He's probably Argentinian.

what are poles if not slavs?

They are half if not more Germanic than Slavs.

Lance was so fucking beta in that game, fucking love it.

Only in their dreams.

Rollin'

Vols are asleep, post slavs

Nice try, but ammo like that is too specific to really disrupt a thread like this. You want to use high-velocity fin-stabilized discarding sabot shitposts like this one to maximize the number of off-topic posts you generate.

rolling

NICO MY CASINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LETS GO BOWLLINGGGGG

Uh, ok. rolling

rawl

I would argue about this but I have argued about GTA IV so many times if I continue I'm going to start losing more brain cells than usual.

Roll.

rolling

D-did those happen at the same time?

rolling

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Yes

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So how are those immigrants treating you bucko

Mark add flags to Holla Forums.

GTA IV is shit that hipsters love because stupid story

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fuck it why not

His derail attempted failed because new vegas isn't actually popular.

kek rollin

Fine.

I really need a fucking mod that makes Trudy's ass bigger god fucking damn nigger.

CJ was a gud boy

Franklin. There is no reason to like him and the main story barely fucking involves him; he's just a fucking hood nigger that I'm supposed to love playing? Why?

c'mon reaper

You're the one who buys clothes for him
not everyone is good at foreign languages and for a guy who never got a hang of the native accent, he sure has a wide vocabulary
that's just you
What is mafia? Would rather play a Doug Huggem?
and stealing motorized vehicles and banging broads and playing darts…
Dunno, seems like a regular Rockstar character to me

With all that said, pic related is still best GTA protag, but you are just pulling shit out of your ass. It's like you've only read MEMEDATABASE about gta iv and have never actually played the game.
7/10 bait.

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You think it's a coincidence there is crouching in GTA IV but not GTA V?

Its a Turkish gypsy.

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Russian here:
Nico is not a Russian name either. You guy have Nikola and we have Nikolai and Nikita, but that's a bit of a stretch. Roman is more of a russian name, I agree. They kinda put all slavic cultures in a blender, the only problem is they had the dumb idea of attributing one specific country of origin to him, pissing off the srbine.
that is a very unfortunate typo

thats a nice thread derrailer.. but Its not good enough kiddo.
whatch this…

Because it's a hilarious take on the American dream perceived through the eyes of an immigrant. On that note has Trump made America great again? I haven't followed the news closely.

Jokes on you, i'm never getting married.

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Fuck you for making me respond

Is OP a triggered slav?

This and more tonight at News Channel

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Gimme something good

roll

ROLLAN

Rolling

epic

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rolln

:^)

I WILL TAKE THE DOG

Dog will protect me.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

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Just remember, nothing repulses the dead. spoopy skellertons are good with everything.

Why not RAWLANG

Its Viking, m8

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Come on nigga step your game up

rollerino

Oh shit whaddup

Rollin for shits

Jokes on you, no woman would want to marry me

Roll

I am at peace with my digits.

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ROLLING

She's certainly pretty, I'll give you that.

rollan

roll

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That's not Trevor. Or Michael, or Franklin.

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Juliana best girl.

rolling.

lol

1st pic is kinda hot

Boop

That's only because you're a degenerate.

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Yes, i cant say its not a possibility

ayy lmao

Nico's alright. Not the kinda guy you want to invest in, or trust with your daughter, or trust to be alone at your home, or hell, he's not the kinda guy you want to load 40 dollars to, but he's alright. I'd have a beer with the guy, maybe, as long as he pays for his own.

At least Niko wasn't a nigger.

I can't argue with that, satan.

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rollan

But user I already am a nigger

Rolling

They are literally turks roleplaying as christians

T-rolling

Just in case.

saved

Rollan'

llor

Fug

Rollen

What's the difference?

Rollin'

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russell here i come

He's a fucking Amerikanski spijon.

Let's go renee

Thank you dog.

Fuck me, doggo

Rollin

I keep rolls that rolling rolling rollers.

Uhhhhhh.

Sure fuck it, rolling.

roll

ohhh nooo

How can people like this guy?

fuck you
t. balt

Tony.

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That reminds me I had a hungarian friend who played Halo Reach with me and she said that Jorge's Hungarian was basically bland, like it was clearly an English speaker speaking the language.

Fuck it, let's go.

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fag

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Rolling for Renee

God dammit

Fuck, this place really has become halfchan v2.

ancap a shit

Lol what a pleb

Niko is better even than Trevor

and even though they're shit they're still better than commies, go figure.

wew

rollin'

Thank you, rato.

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you son of a bitch

rollin christy or katana

rollin

today is alright

its easy if you try.

Nikola is more common but there is a new trend in Serbia to giver your child a russian name, I agree.

lel, only noticed it now

oh, I never noticed this but thanks for mentionning it

Jokes on you, that's never going to happen

GTA4 is overrated through the fucking roof, best part of the game is how well designed Liberty City was, and that's about it.

rorr

Guessing by the responses of the others, the white race is doomed since no one wants to marry.

GTA V was overall just kinda eeegghhh

The campaign was fun while it lasted but it had really shitty pacing, unlikeable characters and overall rather poor direction.

Did you give her some vitamin D?

Your life's already a joke then.

gibsme a gudn

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you forgot stealing german luxury sedans

hipsters like it cause you start in brooklyn and end up in hoboken

Nice try fag.

ralph

:^)

fuck