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Whats your favorite gambling mini game?

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Roulette in Yauza. Especially if I can cheese it with items.

Kill yourselves

dead thread

It usually doesn't liven up till 15 mins now.

Morning everyone

I feel like shit today. Stomach, back, head, body, everything hurts.

Found out I work a 12 hour shift standing in the hot sun later this week. I've been handling the job surprisingly well but this has just demotivated the shit out of me.

Today was fairly productive. I managed to finish up really all I wanted to finish today, and I still had time to squeeze in watching some anime. Speaking of, I can tell why Holla Forums loves this show so much by the second episode. I'm pretty sure Holla Forums wants to be Kanna. A smug T H I C C dragon loli that calls people cucks? Basically Holla Forums.

I don't know. I guess the slots in the older Pokemon games? Just because it's really the only one I have any concrete experiences with.

If you feel sick rest dude.

says you

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Morning folks
Played a bunch more persona 5 today. Enjoying it quite a bit but that fucking cat made me bomb an exam because I needed to go to mementos rather than study. Game would have been much better without him

Just figured I'd say hi before I go to make some food. Probably gonna take 10-15 minutes. Not been a good day. Was happy to be alone again at first but I've been miserable most of the day. I should stop sabotaging my relationships with everyone who actually likes me. Thinking I might start emulating a new game later. Not sure. Maybe I'll just download Full Throttle Remastered. Got it for free and I never got to play the original.
I really liked the casinos in New Vegas for some reason. They're just standard card games but I guess the ambience made them nicer, in my eyes.

Fallout 1's routlette tables, since you can just hold down 1 and 5 and win dozens of times a second, instantly breaking the game's economy.

It's not fun until there's something to do so post something.


To be fair, Yu Narukami in 4 is a bit of a weakling since he also has to sleep plenty.

I still haven't watched dragon maids but really need to for them thicc thighs.


Can't, have work today.


Told you you'd regret it brah

Shit. Well rest when you can.


Vegas is going bankrupt soon.

It's a great show, outside of being a meme. I'm glad that I'm watching it. I'm debating whether or not to finish the last 3 episodes off tonight or save them for tomorrow.

I want some user to sit on my lap while I jerk them off.

The ones from New Vegas.

rip thread

What's "slim" to you? A twig?

To be fair, the loli is pretty damn thick for a loli.

Uneventful work day. Come home more tired every day. Don't know why.

Most of the minigames in Super Mario 64 DS. Can't think of something better rn.

no u

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Gambling is for faggots tbh

Being strapped for cash in games is always so comfy though.


Is it really? Thats pretty lame, always wanted to go.


I hate marathoning shows like that. I try to only watch a couple of episodes a week. Gives you more time to fall for the characters and get absorbed in the story.


T H I C C

lewd

Do you have a problem with this?
Do you want to be that user?~

It better be a straight relationship.


Millenials hate gambling apparently.

I'm unsure tbh

hey

Regret ending it, or starting it in the first place? can't be fucked cooking so i'm hjaving cold bagels instead

Because work slowly eats at your soul until theres nothing left but misery


Are you a millennial user?


The also hate cigarettes. Why must they hate everything good in life?

hi

that's for horses

But there's a guy in the cast

He needs to stop being a lazy sack of shit

I never understood the fun in gambling unless it's on esports

Yeah, I say let people do shit even if I don't like it. Unless it's gay and degenerate sex acts.

hey


Ending it.


Did you even cream cheese that shit?

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I must admit to having a nasty habit of binge-watching shows. Part of it is I was actually too busy playing vidya over the last few months to watch any anime, and I'm trying to catch up/pre-occupy during the new dry period for game releases now that I finished Persona 5.

E3 can't come soon enough, and then Anime-Expo is soon after that. It's gonna be a busy summer for me, as per usual.

hello

nah thats Hay

hello

No denying that, it's just funny to me that such a complex and detailed RPG can be instantly broken by holding down two keys.

So you've got front row seats to a Train wreck

I mostly just remember being pushed not to start it in the first place be cause I'd probably get cucked.
no cream cheese in the house, plain and cold

says you

Hey he's autistic, go easy on him.


If Ed edd n Eddy ripped off P3, what's P4?

Welp


Smoking has been under attack for a long while now. The jews hate it because it prevents plastic estrogens from working on you


Hello

I'll be the one laughing whenever they fuck up.

They can dress up like a girl if they want :^)

That's what's so good about it.
I'd like to do it casually as well. Like, we're just watching a movie together while they're slowing being brought to orgasm~
Is there a name for this? I don't care about my own pleasure, I just want to please others in a dominant way.

power sub

あほか?

Are you a faggot Ritsu?

yeah I guess I do

Scooby Doo

DELET THIS
How it going

Are you going to shout Pepe if when they make some dig at Trump

Still dunno if I want to go to tokyo game show. Seems like it'll be too busy for me


The more complex something is, the more likely it is to have flaws.


Ohhhhh right. Well too late now. Just get a waifu.

Might as well eat plain bread

I might, if my EiC doesn't shut me up.

Undertale 4's casino

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just remind them


yeah I guess you are

This

(checked)
You see those truth commercials nowadays? Also, nice quads.

Who's Kanji then?

I just want food. I don't really care what at this point. If I don't choke on my own vomit tonight i a m going to call hjer when I wake up. And buy jalapeno bagels. They are better than these blueberry ones.

STOP
THIS IS TOO LEWD!

Is your Editor a cuck or some shit

das rite monica das rite


Hey yakuza said it, not me


I'm tired. My stomach hurts. And I have to go do stupid fucking bullshit work today god damn it. Whats something I can do for 1500 to get away for a while

I bet

You can't

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

it's too late

Well at least it's someones birthday tommorow
you better mention his birthday in the OP tommorow Ritsu

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Power bottoms are the worst

Playing tyranids is suffering

I'm the one that said Vegas will die soon so no.

Nah I bet they are really obvious and horrible propaganda. Fucking normalfags fall for it hook line and sinker.


The best bagel is cinnamon raisin, with either plain or strawberry cream cheese.

And you are going to regret that too.


Who what?

My brain isn't working all that good these days, even more forgetful than normal. I blame lack of sleep


Ehhhh? Vegas seems comfy. Always really liked cheesy magic shows, so I could see those. Tons of buffets seems nice too. Wouldn't spend more than 500$ gambling really.

I don' think that's it, I don't want to ride people or anything like that.

Vegas trying to get a sports team there economy is so bad.

nah attention whore subs are THE worst

I'll give you a hint
The date tomorrow is the 4/20

Where on Earth did you even find this?

consoletan.booru.org/

tim hortons has these ones that are really good with dried tomato and stuff oin them. They're great.
I think I will regret not doing it if I don't.

At the very least Orks are going to get buffed in Next ed by the fact that all armies can strike first in combat on the charge

Fred Fred loves Traps

doesn't have to be riding

They just need to legalize dudeweedlmoa, they could rake in the money with people getting high, eating all day and shit.

Also prostitution. If you are going to be an adult playground you need to actually have something more these days.

Just kill me now


Why, do you love her?

I'm gonna hit the hay. I haven't been feeling 100% lately, so I want to be safe rather than sorry and make sure I get enough rest.

おやすみ。

night

The man lead a pretty important country sometime in the 20th century
Still can't guess who's birthday it is tommorow?

Night user, get well soon

What's the point of that image? I don't get it.
But I'm not exactly a sub, I'm quite the opposite. I like having full control of a situation.

God damn it.

Why the fuck do fucking millenials love weed but hate gambling? And why don't they notice the negative effects of weed? I don't get the weed love?

I've been drinking pretty much all day so I'm not going to say anything because it could be the alcohol but I think I like being with her more than I like ruining all my relationships and drinking alone and wanting to die.

that's a really good question

and power subs do

toasty and jaguar

yeah all the tans get some of that action

As far as I can tell they like weed as it makes them feel even more like the complacent sheep they are
And hate gambling because it means less money for Weed

nite

Nein


Weed just feels good. And they think gambling is unfair, its anti socialist probably I don't know


What if you regret killing your child?

Maybe that'll give nids a nudge in the right direction until they get a new codex that fucks everything up
at least warriors seem cool in that new shadow war game. I think I got a box of them lying around too

Don't lump us all together. I'm not particularly fond of either.

Weed is a nigger's drug. It makes one lazy, unmotivated and not willing to take risks. Millenial education and nigger culture being mainstream is specifically tailored to make them dumb as niggers. I say that as someone who smoked DUDE WEED LMAO for 7 years, until my early 20s.

So "power sub" is just a bit of a misnomer?
Also, I truly don't understand futa. It's one of those few non death related fetishes that freaks me out.

Dude weed cures cancer that's why the government killed Bob Marley he was spreading too much truth and people were waking up to big pharma and their evil vaccines.
I know a girl who legitimately believes this

HEYYAs ID DIs the blogposting thread? x3 I WANTz to share my lifes for a momment. I MY fav game atmn is UNDERTALE I really love HOW RANdom It iz. Sans Iz best skeleton XDDDDDDD
My FAv gamble mini game Has to be the one in undertale XDDDDDDD DId i forget to mention that iz my fav gam? :DDDD

they're neo hippies and massively more hypocritical too

I can't support a kid right now and I would rather just not have a child than raise one in a homew here money is a problem and we weren't ready to take care of a baby.

Thinking about it I bet it's because it makes you feel better and stop thinkig. Easy way to not have to deeal with your problems.

I could be very well using the wrong word too

:^)

I'd like to think our Autistic Screeching is helping a little with the balance as there now are CSM lists that are better than most vanilla SM lists, impossible for a while
Though that Ynarri shit is a push in the wrong direction

What happened to /improvement/? I would have thought it'd be up by now.

Do you have lewder lewds of Toaster san?

What if you are already lazy and unmotivated though?


Still say your relationship is going to fall apart because of that.


Didn't even notice the date tbh


Did anyone request it in that one thread? If not, they aren't working on it.

So overall my generation are the new hippies. I want Roman Reigns to win now.


I'm sure most of us are millennials, I'm just talking the majority.

You need to bitch on /sudo/ for a bit or send kikemonkey a email.

After looking through that booru a bit more I can see there's some pretty adorable stuff there.

Then I gues I'll have two exes I'm drinking over isntead of one. At least I have video games. Sypro 3 gets pretty tough near the end. They stop putting critters in for health restores near the end.,

Are you going to celebrate the Fuhrur's Birthday then
Kinda cringy saying that to be honest

What's up with there being a Samoan other than the Rock in the WWE, fuck why is the Rock there to begin with, Samoa has like 50 people or something

You most likely are depressed. Just have to get off your ass and gradually start lifting and a bit of cardio in the daylight wouldn't hurt either. Stay away from the Jew's poisons they push through modern medecine.

here


I miss the old group abit

Sheeiiiittt, I'm surprised that was a good board.

Whos the other one?


I have work tomorrow. Maybe I'll sieg heil a few times and get fired. Tired of having to serve niggers and jews anyway.

I don't get your question but pacific islanders tend to have a hard on for atheletic shit.

HOW COULD YOU TOASTER SAN

why

:^)
Just make sure you make some bread mention

My question is why are there two Samoans in WWE when there is fuck all people on that tiny Island

First girl I fell for and she was my best friend for a long time. It hurt more losing her as a friend than naything honestly. Fuck I hope I get one of these jobs because that will help me not think. I did find out that the one I interviewed for on Monday was actually for two separate positions. If I get one I am going to pre-order the new Fire Emblem I think.

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don't worry

sauce pls?

here

I'm generally not depressed though. I love laying around playing games and doing nothing all day. NEET4LYFE MONICA


Just go request it, takes 2 minutes


????


Is she boning some other guy now? Why not try to get her back?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anoaʻi_family
Dude, there's more than just 2.

lots of draw fags from here and 4chan use tumblr, it's just a decent dumping site, although that's not a good excuse I'd say

She got married a few years ago. He's too nice of a person for me to cuck him even if I could. I've met him and I think if I was over her we could be friends.

The jews suppress this info.

Just search "smoking and estrogen" and it will pull up articles saying it suppresses estrogen but dunno if thats the same thing I'm talking about


But then you'd be the cuck

No he wouldn't.

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I don't think it would count if I didn't still want her. Like if I was married too.

I tried to use Tumblr awhile ago but deleted my account after I kept getting requests for shit like random OCs, furshit and futa.
They get shockingly offended when you tell them you don't like any of these things.

Samoa produces a ton of rugby players, same with most pacific islander nations, because they're generally built like dump trucks. Not surprising they'd be making professional wrestlers too.

Ending up "friends" with some girl he loves while shes boning some other guy? Thats cuck behavior. And yes I know the definition for the word but its meaning has grown really.


But you do still want her.

Why the fuck are half the fucking people in Samoa apart of the WWE
How much cocaine is there on that small island to afford that

Wrestling has to have big guys. Samoans are big.

The worst are the ones who say it's not a drug because it's a plant

I don't think 40k will ever be totally balanced. There's just way too much shit. At least there isn't anything fantasy daemons gamebreaking as far as I know

Fair enough. Retarded kids up here in canada thinks nugs of weed are an accepted currency

it is tumblr after all

so show me some of your stuff there babe

Nicotine suppresses estrogen production, which will lead to higher test levels in males and lower fertility in females. All the soy in processed food, hops, plasticizers, birth control byproducts and a bunch of other crap in our water, food and air does tend to increase estrogen production in males. Kikes certainly don't want high test males because they'd have the right level of aggression required to make their house of cards crumble.

This shooting gallery-style level in Spyro is really giving me the business. I wish I could un-invert the Y axis but this game doesn't let you adjust the controls.

Are you retarded dude? The meaning hasn't grown at all. It's possible to decide not to fuck a girl and find someone else. You sound like the kind of guy who's emotional development stopped around 14.

Millenial here, I think gambling is evil.

Also, my generation doesn't generally have money to burn; if we're going to be throwing our money away to feel good we need a sort of distraction (like weed, or vidya, or a fixed gear bike) rather than just… losing our money directly.

that's why i don't try to make friends with him

Other places have big guys too, why is it Just Samoa

You say that but Tzeentch daemons are pretty fucking bad at the moment

"who's" should be whose

Vince isn't literally Mr. Krabs. He doesn't make his employees pay him to wrestle for WWE. He pays them regardless of whether or not they can wrestle.

the lore isn't balanced either and that lays the main issues of the tabletop outside of GW wanting to shill certain armys some editions

That /r9k/tier understanding of relationships and stretch of what cuck means makes me cringe, rits. At worst, he's on the unfortunate end of a love triangle. However, it seems user doesn't even really care anymore.

Ayyy thanks for the back up user, been a long time since I read about it.


Hes talking about an ex girlfriend of his that he has feelings for. If you can't be bothered to read the chain of conversation, don't bother replying.

All the Samoans in the WWE are also related either directly or indirectly. Many of the are cousins, nephews or children of old Samoan wrestlers. Vince McMahon values loyalty and had good relations with those old ones back in the days so he's open to give a lot of their descendents tryouts.

Samoans have super big guys. Also Samaoans seemed to do their job for Vince. Except Roman.

If you were a giant Samoan and your options were either stay on Samoa and probably not do a whole lot with your life or leave and try to make a name, which would you pick? And when they do leave they leverage their size and athletic ability into finding a job. Big guys in the US or wherever probably don't feel the same need to do that, so it's only the ones who are actually passionate about wrestling that end up there, and the rest just get regular jobs.

Not going to lie, the slots on the Casinopolis Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

Sonic practically started the whole Casino-themed levels trend. Kirby: Planet Robobot had one, too.

He just said hes getting drunk thinking about her. What do you mean doesn't care.


How goes user

Seems I was right about the emotional development comment.

I don't have most of it anymore because my old HDD died and I stopped drawing awhile ago. The only art I have were badly done requests from drawthreads here I put no effort into.
Pic related is pretty awful, I know, I only did it in a few minutes but it's one of the few drawings I have now. I don't even remember why I drew this, but I know it was for a drawthread.

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But can Dwayne Johnson take Bane out?

Why does Vince hire them is my question

No, he's responding to your question about the other one.

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I just thought of something.

Do you think there's someone out there, probably a high schooler or in college, that has some strange and obsessive fascination over Console-tan drawings?

We're talking a full-blown "fan-fiction.net submissions, tumblr RP accounts, paying money for commissions" type of obsession for them?

Scary, no?

Ah, I guess it's just what another user said above, they're all related and Vince likes them, so it's easier for them to get into WWE.

Where did I say that? Nice implications though


see

Aren't you that guy?

well what you've gotta do is draw me a spider and then fill up your hhd drive again of drawings


here

I don't doubt the autism of this new age.

At least I finally beat that shooting gallery level. It's a light gun style game but without precise enough controls to be fun.

I know that the comics did get pretty autistic and pretty long but nah I don't think it got that far

why does vince like them

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I could add that the work ethic of samoans generally fit what Vince looks for. Big men who will do what they are paid for without much questions asked. I remember a shoot interview Rikishi did where he also mentionned that in the lockerooms, Samoans never get fucked with because most other wrestlers are legit scared of them. Something to do with the reputation that Samons are crazy motherfuckers and will not hesitate to fuck you up if you mess with them.

What do you expect from a waifufag? He probably first learned the word cuck from here or halfchan

Naw. I have a certain affinity for Nintendo stuff that's basically a gigantic money pit, but I wouldn't typify it as an obsession.

Regardless, from what I understand he's trying to drink to get over them at least. That's the redeeming factor. user if you're reading this, and your current relationship doesn't work out right now, forget about them and move on.

Fucking furryhomopedopanspider strikes again. This gay shit makes my eyes bleed every time I make the mistake of looking. Pic related, it's you being a faggot.

You have a really nicely organized room btw


The thing is, he keeps fucking up relationships on purpose so dunno about all that.

It's technically not a relationship right now but it might be again tomorrow. It's my fault anyway. I have a bad habit of pushing people away. I don't know why but I do it.

Consciously?

I've made it, boys. Livin' the life.


The ones in the JP-exclusive Chibi-Robo DS game with all the ghosts in the basement casino.

I realize that I'm doing it but I'm not really sure why. Maybe I'm afraid they won't like me anymore if we get close. I don't know.

So they're Hired Guns
Do they have a lotta Loyalty

She's his ex. It doesn't matter who's fucking her because they're not in a relationship. The real cuck move would be desperately pursuing her despite the fact that she's moved on, instead of just finding someone new.

They're big, athletic, loyal, hard working and happy-go-lucking guys. What's not to like?

Well the last one was fun I guess it's time to queue up some initial d music because you go pretty fast in these. I really like Spyro. Shame only the first 3 are good.

Whats new user?

are you telling me you're not a woman?

wew what a shit thread tonight.

I know you're a Nintendrone but don't you think you could of avoided the censored shit

should be happy go lucky, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with my typing tonight

they're Island Niggers

Usually yes, as long as you don't fuck them over too badly. Like I said, there is a reason why for decades Samoans were never messed with, they are usually friendly and happy-go-lucky but the rumors and reputation they have/had was that they would fuck you up badly if they were really pissed at you.

Then user, you need to stop being insecure. It's not like you tricked them into liking you, they genuinely do.

How can they be shit in a game that doesn't exist anymore?

I recall Tau being strong competitively while also being completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of the setting. also nids of course get shit on again in the gathering storm
Micronations in other games are still comparative to major factions since its the game that matters, not the lore.

Fuck me, and I thought I was a nintendrone.

I guess I just don't get why they like me because I don't like me.

No I'm not a woman. What gave you that idea?

one dude was cheesing tournaments using tau with this turn two deploy strat and was only shut down by a phase one deep strike strat


by the sheer amount of womanliness you radiate

I know that feel all to well brother. All I can say is that neither of us can answer that question. The simple truth is that women are more capable when it comes to this sort of stuff. An example: why do you like the girls you do? I guarantee you that your answer will be short and simple. On the other hand, if you asked a woman why they liked their man they could monologue for an hour.

Just be less gay

Are you calling me a faggot?

no no no, just a flaming homosexuals

I'm not saying that I like what they're doing, but buying and playing them doesn't necessarily mean I absolutely support Nintendo for changing things like they did. I just want to enjoy the games, however. There's still some enjoyment to be found in them, censored or not.

Nintendo of America changing things the way they did shouldn't have surprised anyone. They want their first-party outings to be as easily accessible to an audience that is still grossed out and confused by things such as sibling incest and breast envy, which are things that don't phase people like you or me anymore since we've been following these anime cliches for years now.

It just saddens me how Nintendo is realizing that they're missing on a completely untapped market by making "Director's Cut" versions of these games with the uncomfortable Japanese customs intact.

I don't really know. I guess because I feel like I can actually talk to them. One of us isn't a lot smarter than the other and they're open enough that I'm comfortable talking to them. And also because they like me.

I'll throw my dildos out just as soon as I finish this spyro level.

Exactly. My ex-girlfriend would occasionally drop that question on me and I always couldn't give a real answer. The way we experience love as compared to a woman experiences love is different, after all. Like fitting puzzle pieces. Don't let it get to you.

no stick another one in and play crush afterwards, then another and go for rayman

Says the legitimate flaming homosex. I'll have you know that I'm going to marry a qt 3.14 Christian aryan wheat field princess.

Maybe I got the wrong impression then. At least half the players at my lgs play them
you know where genestealer cults lie meta-wise? I always seem to do well with them while also being the only cult player in my local group of tryhards

Maybe something good will happen with the switch not being region locked. Slap subtitles on uncensored Japanese releases or something. Not getting my hopes up or anything though.

I don't know that game. Do you mean Crash?
Maybe eventually. Not gonna play another platformer right after this one.

a dude in a dress isn't a girl user


I don't have anyone to play with so I can't tell you, nor have I really watched many tournaments


yes I meant crash

then play red alert 2 and use suction cups on your nipples

It's always the small things. The shit you never notice. Most people will say something like "I really love your eyes" or "your smile" and maybe that's true some of the time, but when it comes down to it that's all just generic shit. Idiosyncrasies and personality are what make you interesting and set you apart, and they're what people are going to remember about you.

I played Crash a while ago. I am leaning towards an rpg of some sort.

grim dawn is guds

Yes, your random completely unrelated fact is correct.

I knew it

Play Corruption of Champions and let things touch your butt

Maybe

too hetero

What are you, a girl? :^) But seriously, it's what this user is saying. The thing with being the man in the relationship is that we're usually too dense to notice these fine details that draw us a woman. We just are. Fuck, now I want to love again.

Let things to touch your butt but you're a guy

try divinity original sin

I don't want to be in love again.

Still too hetero.

Mostly thinking of older ones Might play Lufia 2 or something.

or something

This thread needs more Morrakiu

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ded thread

now that's what i'm talking about.

Are you a jew?

Funny how the world is so degenerate that wholesome things are now taboo fetishes

or are you?


nope I'm pure cluster fuck of whatever Englishmen is now

Jewish?

nah not at all

Tau?

Nah, he's a pedo.

chaos

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you're proving the Chaos is dumb stereotype

no (you)'re

what a tool of the gods

says you're

I bet he couldn't even beat up Magnus the Nerd

doesn't have to, magnus beats him self up

I hate high tension

yeah I can see that

as does Logar, who probably couldn't even beat Kharn or fuck even Failbaddon in a fight

This

he already has though

I actually meant high blood pressure. The term for blood pressure is tension in my language, it's strange it's different in English I was sure it would be the same

what's got you boiling?

I have no fucking idea

nah

what language

nothing at all happened?

says 4u

ded

this is what happens when you worship a corpse

There is literally nothing wrong with Nurgle

there'd be nothing wrong when I fuck you in the butts fagit

There is no butt just more pus

I know you're a pussy but I didn't think it literal

it's all pus
and you're going to get AIDS without having Sex

a gaint maninga eh

It's more like an amorphous blob of cancer