おい、それ可愛いまんこにキッスしましょう
可愛い is every weaboo's favorite word. You probably say it alot but didn't realize it's written this way in kanji. That's right, it's kawaii. Cute, just like Tanka Rei's coin slot eyes that match with her coin slot manko, you know what I'm saying?
We're continuing on with learning kanji, but we're gonna take a more fun route of doing it. Today, we're gonna be going over flirty lines to learn about the kanji or just the words for body parts and what not.
You don't want to embarass yourself in front of a cute girl when you roll up in a Japanese casino trying to get some manko, right? (Japan legalized gambling in case you don't remember)
Now let's just start with very innocent and cute things, shall we? Let's say you've got a girl and you're doing a slow dance. Now, she's never danced before, so you're trying to show her how to get started. She's all flustered saying stuff like
あ-あたしはとても恥ずかしいなあ
And you respond with
大丈夫。手をここに置く
You put that slut's hand on your broad fucking shoulders and lead her into a slow dance. At this point, the manko is already yours. Your fucking breath will smell like the nukes after you take her home tonight. But hold on there partner, we have to take a look at this sentence.
Another weeb favorite that's often used in Japan. Daijoubu. It's one of those words that has a definition, but it isn't entirely correct to say there's a concrete translation because its meaning changes slightly according to how its used. Saying 大丈夫 by itself is more or less saying. "It's alright." Saying 大丈夫 after you've taken a fall is like saying "I'm alright, I'm okay". Asking someone who just fell 大丈夫ですか is like asking "Are you alright?" It generally just refers to the state of being okay, of being unharmed or internally well.
Here we learn a body part if you didn't know this already. It's simply pronounced て, meaning Hand.
So you're looking this girl in the eyes, which are as thin as the holes in an electrical socket, and you say to her.
君の唇は大変綺麗
And she thinks you're talking about the lips on her mouth, which is exactly what we want her to think.
くちびる. This means lips. くち, written as 口 means mouth, so remember くちびる as lips. It even has the mouth radical in there.
たいへん. This means very or greatly. You can use this to express when something is greatly or very something.
きれい means pretty or lovely. This and 美しい(うつくしい) are used as compliments for ladies and their looks quite often. Utsukushii is probably closer to saying "beautiful" while kirei is more like "pretty". Being pretty and being beautiful can make a difference in a particular social situation, so if it's a girl you hold dear to your dick, I mean your heart, make sure you use the right word for maximum effetiveness.
Blushing, she draws a little closer to you and asks
あたしの何が好きか
And you say
君の豪華な目、細い手先、と君の美しい髪
ごうか(with the na at the end because it's a na adjective). This means gorgeous. So, 豪華な目 is gorgeous eyes.
ほそ(i at the end because it's an i adjective), meaning thin or slender. 手先 is read as てさき meaning fingers. Slender fingers.
かみ. Hair (on the head) Make sure you don't confuse this with 神 or 紙 in verbal conversation. 髪 tends to have stronger emphasis on the み in spoken conversation, but not everyone speaks the same way. It should make sense in context if someone is speaking about Gods or Spirits and someone's hair.
でもいつか、それのすべてが枯れて死にます
俺もします。そして天国で君に縋ります。永遠。
You just pierced her heart like a stingray meeing Steve Irwin for the first time. Take her home and pound that bushy manko. So what did we learn here today?
手、手先、髪、唇、目 and ways to describe them such as 綺麗、美しい、豪華な、and 細い
Here are some other body words we didn't get to use
顔・かお
Face
香り・かおり
Not directly related to the physical body, but to aroma or fragrance. Can be used for anything that smells nice
豊胸・こきょう
Full or ample breasts. Big bosoms
微乳・びにゅう
Small and sensitive breasts
美乳
Beautiful breasts. Pronounced the exact same way as small breasts (Japs know what's up)
手首・てくび
Wrists
首筋・くびすじ
Nape of the neck
