What aspect/character/mechanic of games make you say:

What aspect/character/mechanic of games make you say:

NO X, NO BUY?

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Fun.

sage and reported XD

doubles

No Bodypart Damage Indicator in a wrestling game, no buy. Except Fire Pro.

what a shitload of fuck

NO KIRKBRIDE, NO BUY

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Ask me how I know you have crippling autism.

Persona in the name?

No buy.

That's about it.

You're right we should have more Fire Emblem characters, like the green haired girl.

stop shitposting, kstew

stop philposting, furry

As long as they used a sword and nothing else. :^)

Server software. If it's a multiplayer only game and you can't run your own server, it's useless. It's impressive how many games end up with server emulators though. There's even one for fucking club penguin with all the pre-disney content and everything. I still play Worlds.com from time to time but next time I play I'll rev up Wireshark


stop shitposting, phil

no tux no bux

And include their paper mario style

stop thalloposting, leaf

stop mangoposting, jungle bunny

stop seattleposting, gayder

No DLC, no buy.

If you're not willing to support your game post-launch why would I invest my time and money into it? What the fuck is the point in playing if you know what's there at release is all you're going to get? It's especially infuriating when a dev releases a sequel and charges full prices despite the new content being worth maybe $10 tops had it been released as DLC for the original game, instead.

stop dlcposting, jew

No single player no buy
Fuck multiplayer only trash

stop yellowposting, pissboi

No female main protagonist no buy

If it's a multiplayer game, I will not buy it if it's matchmaking only.

The lack of dedicated servers means the developers do not want a long-lasting community.

Because they want players to buy their shitty sequel six-months to a year later.

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If I can't see feet in my rooty tooty point n' shooty, then no buy.

There's good full-body awareness and bad full-body awareness. F.E.A.R. certainly has good awareness.

I always found seeing "my" feet a little disorienting for some reason, as if I've got something taped to the camera.

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ALAKAZOOM!

No taunt button/function no buy. Multiplayer to be a dick or single player to enrage AI

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if you don't like seeing your feet in an fps you should not be allowed to live on this planet

Depends on the game.

- No car damage, no buy
- If using real-world manufactuers: No Subaru, no buy

- No permadeath, no buy.

- No single-player, no buy

- No multiplayer, no buy

- No Japanese voice option, no buy

Other shit that determines whether it's a buy or not:

Mein neger!

You poor ignorant fool
>toby fox

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Listen to this and tell me I'm wrong, n i 🅱️ 🅱️ e r.

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Cute girls.

NO DUB, NO BUY

no kstew, no buy


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kek, thought you meant failure to self-instert in port or something. If you care this much about seeing your feet in video games you just might have the 'tism, friend.


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No gays no buy

For those that don't know this thread largely consists of vola namefags acting like retards.

NO XION NO BUY