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Whats your favorite arcade game?

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Morning everyone

Just woke up like 5 minutes ago. Hate my schedule. Have a feeling this will be a particularly quiet thread.

GOTTA

GO FAST AND

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

Morning folks
Found out today play Asia double charged me for my super robot wars. Hopefully I can get that sorted out quick so I can grab a game off them for the ps4 I'm getting soon

There was a Simpsons arcade game I played the shit out of when I was a kid

undertaDAYTOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2
outrun is a close second

You'll never see that money again. Hows your day going user?

The Metal Slug series is pretty good. I like 3 the most.

Metal Slug 3

Yeah, it probably will. I'm just to have comfy late night D3 grind time.

Morning all.
Had a helluva day, dinner rush kicked our asses and on top of that I was training TWO new hires.
Talk about a pain in the ass.
Just been playing more P5 and Estival Versus though, and played a bit of SK Bon Appetit this morning as well while I had my coffee.

Obligatory CyTube link:
cytu.be/r/Ultimate_4AM_2_Turbo_Edition

Outrun, the original.

I believe it will be. The CyTube is pretty dead too.

Yikes, better email their support. They're pretty decent about getting back to you quickly. However i've had an issue with them before. I tried to cancel an order, and instead, even after the order was canceled, the money was not refunded and I was still sent the shit I ordered. I've stopped using them since then.

Bosconian hands down.
now if only i could get it to emulate at all

I think GCCX has made me really grow to hate metal slug games. What'd you do today user?

how goes

I love training people. That sense of power.

IRC has like 6 people in it, which is really weird. Doesn't drop below 12 often these days

The fuck is bosconian?

there's 4 in there now, counting me. It's pretty slow tonight in general.

Yeah, it's nice and they're all like "Oh y-yes sir!"
I won't like about it being nice to be respected like that, but still, it's kind of a pain at the end of the day. We didn't get out of there until 15 minutes after closing time.

Some Arab wanted to fight me because I wouldn't sell him scratch tickets. He stood outside the door for 20 minutes artistically screeching trying to get me outside while I swept the floors.
Also actually excited to work tomorrow because double pay (good Friday in canada)
And if worst cones to worst I'll just do a chargeback through my bank
That sounds a bit sketchy. I hope things work out since its the only place I know of to get my nip games

I ate grilled cheese sandwiches and drank soda. I'm trying to make it to the end of tomorrow so that I can wake up at a decent time, because I'm doing something on saturday. Wish me luck.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Cavalier" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Akkarin, the Spider Cavalier deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine sword spider in Menzoberranzan for 4 platinum tricrowns (that's about 20 gold lions) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even climb vertical walls on the back of my sword spider.
Drow spider breeders spend years taking care of every single sword spider and feed them up to million rats to produce the finest mounts known in all of Faerûn.
Sword spiders can move thrice as fast as horses and can leap ten times as high for that matter too. Anything a horse can trample, a sword spider can trample better. I'm pretty sure a sword spider's sharp leg could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why humans never bothered conquering Menzoberranzan? That's right, they were too scared to fight Akkarin, the Spider Cavalier and her sword spider mount of destruction. Even during Siege of Menzoberranzan, Scoured Legion targeted the drows with sword spider mounts first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Akkarin, the Spider Cavalier is simply the best cavalier in the history of anime and manga, and thus, requires better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Akkarin, the Spider Cavalier:
Sword Spider Mount
Monstrous Hunting Spider
CE Huge magical beast (augmented vermin)
Init/Senses: +5/darkvision 60 ft., tremorsense 60 ft. (unlimited in web); Listen +1, Spot +1
AC: 24, touch 13, flat-footed 19; uncanny dodge (–2 size, +5 Dex, +9 natural, +2 armor)
HP: 69 (10 HD)
Resist: evasion
Fort/Ref/Will: +11/+12/+3
Speed: 150 ft. (30 squares), climb 30 ft.; Fleet of Foot, Run
Melee: claw (piercing) +15 melee (4d6+8 plus poison) or
trample +15/+10/+5 melee (2d6+4)
Abilities: Str 23, Dex 20, Con 17, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 14
Feats: Fleet of Foot, Improved Natural Attack (claw), Run
Skills: Climb +23, Hide +8, Jump +25, Spot +16.
Akkarin
Female human
CE small humanoid
Feats: Protagonist
Skills: Hide +20, Move Silently +20
Now that seems a lot more representative of the destructive power of Akkarin, the Spider Cavalier in Yuru Yuri, don't you think?
tl;dr = Akkarin, the Spider Cavalier needs to be more powerful in d20, see my new stat block.

Old af space shooter where you have to take down space stations. Im insanely good at it and if there was an arcade around me that has it i would probably be #1 on the leaderboard.

Had to wake up at a reasonable hour this morning. Dead fucking tired. At least I only have one shift tomorrow.

Fighting Mania, basically any Konami beat-em-up, Galaga, and Taiko no Tatsuijin.

>using /tg/ memes

My negroid of supreme taste.

It's clearly medium. Maybe large.
Maybe if it was a scorpion.
way to balance stuff you quadruple nigger

(checked)

I don't get off work until some random undetermined point each day. We stay open until people stop showing up, then I have to clean and shit. I always work 9-10 hour shifts and it fucking sucks.

I am so incredibly tired of shitskins. Never interacted with them all that much before but I grow to hate them more every single day.

Ganbatte user

And fucking love grilled cheese, best sandwich

It's amazing how big a difference 20 IQ points makes. It's like talking to people with downs syndrome.

You ever think about buying one? Always personally wanted at least one arcade cabinet if I could afford it

(You)

That blank fucking mouth breathing stare they do, jesus fucking christ. No souls.

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What baffles me is there's another gas station right across the street he could have just gone to instead.

At least it isn't 4e

No money or space. Those things are 500+ and if i did get an arcade cabinent, i would get a pinball table instead.

Assuming you mean Diablo 3: Is it not shit yet? I haven't played it since like ~4 days after release.

So today (technically this afternoon) I woke up feeling like my guts were on fire. This lasted for like 40 seconds, went away, and then I fell back asleep. It felt almost identically to when I had eaten a spoon full of scorpion pepper sauce a year or so ago.
What the fuck was that? Am I finally going to die?

I've very briefly played one of the games in the past, I have no idea which one, but I'm interested in playing through the series since I've been on somewhat of a side-scroller kick recently after getting into Shantae. Where would you recommend I start?

Are you cucknadians allowed to carry firearms in your businesses? Back when I worked at CVS, I always had an LCP in my back pocket since we had all kinds of niggers and homeless coming in and starting trouble.

There is literally nothing redemable from 5e save for the fact that it isn't 4e

is this a /tg/ copypaste?

nice taste user.
Eat a nice hearty breakfast to get you going
Or just chug a have a cup of joe, it'll get you going gets me going in the mornings at least

sheesh, no predetermined hours/shifts at all? That does fucking suck.

Oh, right. Fair enough. 5e is all I play nowadays and my only session was just cancelled.

You mistrust my culinary skills? You wound me, rits.

Yeah, I can understand that. I can never forgive blizz for what they did to Starcraft and Warcraft. At least they sort of un-fucked Diablo.

I may have to cancel the one I'm running so I feel you on that one.

Yeah, that shit gets annoying. The reward of working for 800k in gorgar this was an 80s machine that had a max of 999999 was so fucking rewarding. i had 18th in the leaderboards for that. Getting a billion for hitting a jackpot on a modern machine doesnt have the same feel. I feel like the best tables are the ones where millions are high and take effort, but if you're good millions can come easy, but not to the point of inflation. Funhouse is a good table to demonstrate it.

Didn't you get fired at your last cookery place?

Thats some dorky shit fam tbh imo

now I'm going to be tired all day. fuck.

Going to have to prepare for the real world user

Hey. This is the only time i ever get to talk pinball. We never have pinball threads ever unless i make one. and im the only one who posts in them ;_;

It's a shame. I think I'm going to run one soon for some friends. It sucks not being able to play regularly.

For reasons unrelated to my quality cooking. I'll have you know three different places emailed me for interviews today.

I know that feeling, every time I make a Dino Crisis thread that happens.

that's how you fuck up your health. I'd rather get enough sleep if I can, but I usually get jack shit during the week.

Probably would need a more dedicated forum than 8ch for that

Wait so you did get fired? Thought you quit

I almost forgot about sc2 even existing
I'll believe they fixed d3 when I see patch notes with some colossal mechanical overhauls

I dont do fourms anymore. Anonymity is too good. And we all know what happens when one person gains too much influince through being there for a long time.

Well, it was nice knowing you Soritsu.

good luck pupper. Might wanna set that coffee pot to start before you get up.

I wouldn't know a thing about what you are talking about

Maybe that means I can leave for nippon sooner rather than later. Need to buy lotto sickets

House of the Dead III
Those shotguns man.

Ayyy that was pretty fun. Hows your day been user?

Looking back to reddit and seeing the way people kiss ass to the mods/people with tons of upvotes makes me sick. I never want to go back to that shit. This place is the only place i can openly critisize anything. I can just imagine going to a pinball subreddit or fourm and calling the latest table shit then getting banned. No more self censorship.

Alright I guess.
Didn't really do anything.
I'm way behind on my studies.

Sinistar

dem tripz

dem niggas made a third one tho?

is differentials da graph space dat ain't occupied by the equation or sumn? DMX HATE DAT SHIT

Oh right, I did quit. It's been a while already tbh.

So did the rest of the community :'^(
Then you're better off staying away, for the most part. Most people moved on to PoE so I've heard.

Uh people lick mark's and other mods ass here too. They've banned and pissed off most others at this point.

Not doing anything sounds wonderful

ay yo monica you know I get all the luck

Suuuuuuuuuuuure

i lik mark

I willfully ignore that shit. I dont get involved in fourm politics. That always goes wrong.

I have and always will shit on mods.

galaga

I have one of those mini arcade sticks that I think has Bosconian on it. You could get one of those.
The space stations are 6 or 8 green balls surrounding a red center, right?

ayyyy i feel ya on dat monica but i ain't finna marry da nigga kno'm'sayn but don't call me honey bitch i ain't no bee

Sangria who I think swapped to Pewter after the hack needs a helicopter ride, and Mark still fucks up way too often, but the rest aren't that bad.

Had one and broke it. Considering getting a new one. and yeah, that is the game youre thinking of

What are you 50

Best fucking toast topping? Some god damn honey. That shit crystalizes on it

Whatever you say Lime

fo'real fo'real? u do butter n honey or jus dat str8 honey fam? honey got a lil too strong a taste 4 mah black ass tbh monica

but i ain't neva put it on no toast tho

Nah just straight honey. Usually make the second piece with peanut butter though cause yeah that shits strong.

ahhh ahh I feel u so you make yo self a lil toasty sammy monica? dat shit sound tight. might giv dat shit a spin tho tbh

I have the same habit of saging if I'm replying to myself for clarification monica

YEA IT WAS A TRAGEDY
dat was a ironic sage monica
real talk tho i got luv 4 u n yo dino's monica no homo

Galaga is good.
Had it on the nes, it had Galaxian on the same cart.
No one in my family could ever beat my uncle's high score.

Magical Drop 2 or nothing motherfuckers

Aight, i'm heading off early. Been a slow thread and a slow night anyway.

Sleep tight guys.

just don't blow all your money on them. Set yourself a $10 or $15 limit or something if you do, you DO know you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than you are to win the lottery, right?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee budy

night

Galaga was the only game my mum would ever play on my NES growing up.

what did he mean by this

Looking at what to make for breakie myself

Nah just gonna buy the one a week. Night fam

Just got off the phone with the bank, no double charge just an authorization hold. Thank fuck

I really wanted to like PoE but couldn't get into it.

I feel ya on dat 1 pep. I played dat shit dayuum nigh 24 hour when da new season drop HC too then got dropped n couldn't handle it monica shit a nigga sprung monica fo'really tho. too much stuff 2 learn fo a nigga tbh

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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

!!!

das rite das rite

Brings back memories to the newgrounds days

Have you all niggers token the yuri pill yet?

be careful, you might summon konatafag

Hello

I heard that lesbo shit can turn you into a tranny. It's probably false, but I'm staying on the safe side.

It's probably fine.
I've only had ever had impulses to buy a dress once, it's really nothing.

Of course

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It was only the one time I swear!

;^)

Gay

dis yuri?

!!!

an real nigga

o kap'n mah kap'n

a' yo waddup muh coon brotha.

jus normal dmx shit monica wuz good w/ u

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fo' ya

Nuffin' monica
I ain' no blogposta son i ain' got nuffin nigga

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Impossiblu!

the other one is a fake, I bet he doesn't have any of my rares

Nigga i got all the rares.

Nah.

you fucked up nigga, check these.

keep on failing.

Nice scripts

I don't use scripts

Post those rares then you piece of shit.

Now kiss.

That'd just devalue them.

heh

Pussy

Ur gay

(you)

Thanks

I have internalized the yuri pill on all the levels and i think the "no novosti is good news" is his best book

not even da most konataz i seen 2 day

I guess i have failed then.

ye monica we str8 tho

How many konatas do you require?

((this many)))
╫ ' 3 ' ╫

Oh geez I don't know if i can do that much

All me tbh

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How about 700?
files.catbox.moe/3pqrdf.zip

Jesus christ.
You weren't actually supposed to give that out.

capped

wtf jus happened to the footer

Woops, too late now.
Besides it's only 700.

k den

You should've made it dolphin porn tbh

Where the fuck would i get dolphin porn from?

Lurk moar.

I'm out of this gay shitter

check em

o.k the thread can start now that I'm here

Your fucking late pedo shit

I regret everything.

some of us have a little thing called a "life" maybe you should try it some time

You probably just got out of your sex dungeon.

Congrats

don't be jelly of me dungeon now there ducky

hopfuly soon I'll have a death too

Don't worry, the final solution is coming soon.

Why would i be jelly of genetic duds

I've got my white chocolate spread ready

true can't be jelly of something you are

No u

Are you teasing the physcally troubled?

don't worry, I'll maybe allow you the honor of getting my superior genetics in you

alittle, got some white skittles too

I'm ok with this.

hey bby do u want some white skittles in some white chocolate past?