BAYONETTA illuminatti comfy countdown bunker

You dont say "the fourth of november", you say "November 4th"

I do… Date format of month/day/year is only useful for ordering lots of things in business. When day/month format you have to skip to the second set of digits to make sure where you're at since the numbers carry repeat so many times a year.

Also this is a family friendly thread, no lewd imagery please.

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Good Job Boiz

Try not to think about it, just play video games

I am convinced that is what will happen. It's so stupid, yet so magnificent of a dick move that I can't imagine Kamiya NOT doing this.

That would be hilarious if true.

Hah, faggot.

He makes a game and walks away and doesn't really participate in sequels. For Bayo 2 and Joe 2 all he contributed was the story. I doubt he'd care if Bayonetta Switch gets made or doesn't.

Out of curiousity, what does Holla Forums think of the likelihood of Bayonetta 2 being released as well? With Cemu actually being playable, Nintendo much more liberal about exclusivity, the Wii U now officially dead, and the royalties Nintendo can rake in, wouldn't it be a mistake if the game weren't released?

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>it ends up being Scalebound

Doubt it
Did I miss something?

now that isn't even funny

So how far with Bayo 1 did you guys get.
I Beat Hard, got all Platinum's (not pure) on Normal to unlocked Jeanne, beat normal in under 3 hours to get the Bracelet of Time, and I managed to Beat Rodin.
But I never got around to beating the Angel Slayer levels or Infinite climax.

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The angel slayer levels are made to be beaten with the infinite angel weapon. Just spam the rotating claws/trumpet.

I beat Infinite Climax and got Jeanne, the bracelet of time and the nunchacku but still never had enough money to unlock Rodin. Went all the way through Angel Slayer and lost to Bayonetta and really didn't want to go through the whole thing again to have another shot at trying to cheese her.

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No user, just because you can cheese you way through doesn't meant that is what the designers wanted you to do.

oh-oh, someone wandered out of his stalker general!

Uh-oh

M/D/Y may be a stupid system, but there's absolutely nothing inherently wrong with saying "The fourth of Novemeber".

no

>>>/reddit/

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Damn I wanted to see the exact reason.

I really liked V for Vendetta and even got an edition that came with the mask. I feel like a fag whenever I even see it.

OG Bayo is in my top 10. So damn hype.

And the board is fucking dead.
I hope all of you burn in fire.

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anime won again
based mods

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You're not very smart are you?

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You mother fucker posting Kei. I need to yank my cord now you goddamn asswipe. Watch when you post her for christ sakes.

Hey Mark fuck you
I worked hard to come up with my shitpost about dates to get (you)s and then you just come along and nig this guy and he's overflowing with them because of a pasta.

I worked hard to tailor it to the thread, 2/10 would not recommend as BO

The timezones were a nice touch

I played it several times through but never played to score all platinums. I thought about going back after recently getting platinum with W101 but now that there's the prospect of a port I'll probably wait to play a version with better frametimes

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source for that shit m8.

He could be referring to the games Nintendo has put on phones like Mario Run?
I'm just guessing if that is what he means.

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I can only hope

lel

I really hope that isn't what I think it is.

It is sadly. At least we got two neat tracks out of it.

Fucking japen

smug time

So basically Bayonetta nude mods that aren't fucking shit sfm confirmed?

Maybe, but he was saying if Bayo 2 is ever going to come out on other systems than Nintendo's own hardware which maybe unlikely to happen anytime soon other than CEMU.

DMC4's first pashislot also had some pretty good songs.

Yeah there were two different DMC4 pashislots and one for DMC3.

Goodbye wallet. I hardly knew ye

the more you jerk off the quicker you go bald and lose your gains, that's what!

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Can't possibly be true

I've been trying to cram in as many S ranks on DMC4SE but it's just not making tomorrow arrive faster

Beat Infinite Climax though probably not how it's normally played. Cheesed with a lot of healing items and that damage all enemies around you item from the mini game. Mostly for the hard areas so I probably used that tactic about 10-20% of the playthrough. Was aiming to Beat Rodin but my console crapped out on me before I could get the necessary amount of rings.

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Masturbating severely lowers your testosterone levels. Why do you think every day there are more and more cucks and the jew owned porn industry is bigger than ever? Coincidence?

I masturbated far more than my dad and grandad and so far I'm the one that has gone the longest without going bald
Also hair on your head isn't regulated by testosterone, if it were women wouldn't have any

No. If that were the case then guys that fuck every day would be the biggest cucks. The problem with masturbation is serotonin release every day.
Blame the decline of the american man and woman. If we had less women in the work force, more men would be married.

Good goyim. Reject G-d and masturbate for Israel

can't believe this is a post someone thought up, wrote and then posted

>YFW the countdown ends with a mobile port of what they released on April 1st, but with micro-transactions

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/suicide/

see

dummy

where are all these (1)s coming from

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/suicide/
>>>/tumblr/

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Ok so apparently the website reads your Time zone and changes the timer so it will end at 4PM no matter where in the world you are.

I'v got Eastern Time, it just after 12AM, and I got just under 16 hours left on the timer.
Can someone in a different time zone confirm if they have more or less hours then me and if it will end at 4PM for them.

sega.com/14111219

This is what it's like for me. That's pretty retarded to have.

CST for me.

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Have my (1) and my (you) and fuck off back to the hellhole you came from, where feels=fact.
I bet you think those papers that proved estrogen was the "violence hormone" were made up, despite the researchers being 80% female.

As for the rest of you, hope you get your Bayonetta port. Never played it, but you all seem to enjoy it and SEGA did promise those ports.

I'm hoping that whatever it is, people will get to enjoy a good set of games.

Why is everybody on Holla Forums so touchy about this subject?
Jesus man be a little bit more secure about being a man, makes you look like a faggot

Say "Hi" to Tyrone and your wife for me, user.

You're just digging your hole deeper.

Yeah, this threads shitty enough to start doing this.
(8)

inb4 someone points out "(1) and done"

Been going for pure platinum on Inf climax for 3 years now on and off. 2 is such a joke when you compare difficulties.

to be fair yuri was always the best lovely angel

adam warren amerimanga was superior to the originals :^)

High quality pc ports incoming?

my countdown is finished, stuck at 0d, 0h, 0m. My time zone is AEST

My countdown is 7 hours and 43 minutes.

whats your timezone?

(UTC+01:00) Belgrade, Bratislava, Budapest, Ljubljana, Prague

Same here. Looks like Sega quality control tied the countdown timer to the user's system clock instead of the server clock. How'd they fuck that up? Pic related, it's Sega's webdev team.

Is it safe to assume that the countdown is Jap time so we've got 35 minutes left?

Mine still has 16 hours.

Pure plat everything (except below normal because that's boring as fuck) on PS3, x360 and WiiU,
x360 died in the middle of trying to beat Rodin the not bitch way (climax bracelet, time bracelet, charged pillow talk, durga glitch etc) stopped around the same progress mark on PS3 because the framerate was genuinely fucking me up in that fight and burned out doing it on WiiU because I binged on the game for weeks as soon as I got it.

And my countdown is finished.

What are the odds that Nintendo will allow Bayonetta 2 to be ported provided they get a cut of the sales? How well is the game projected to sell, anyway-about as much as Valkyria Chronicles, if not more?

0 and i expect the game to sell at least one million units on steam.

Very unlikely, regardless of whether Nintendo is okay with it or not.

How much did MGR sell? Because I expect double that.

And a bit under 2 mil on consoles.

What a disgrace. Bet Korra sold more, even.

I'm Aus and all I get is 00d00h00m

A third of that actually.

That's pretty good for a game that was in development hell that nobody expected would succeed. We would've probably have gotten a sequel to it by now had the fallout from MGS5 and Kojima not happened.

You retards realise every brit knows this song off by heart right? Bonfire night is a public festival held every year, do you think the whole world celebrates American holidays, like there are people in paraguay celebrating thanksgiving or some shit?

You mean they don't?
Bullshit. Next you're going to tell me China doesn't celebrate The 4th of July

Looks like those filthy South American nations didn't bomb them hard enough.

So apparently the sega.com servers are those amazon host things in western euro, so we've still got 8 hours before it's done?

Here, I just made your shitty image macro less cancerous. Lurk more and get yourself some proper reaction images.

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I don't know, what is it? Is that where you get your images from? I think you should go back to reddit.

IDS HABBEDING

I'm honestly hoping for a PS4 port as well, then Vanquish next, like SEGA did with Valkyria Chronicles. I certainly wouldn't mind double-dipping.

it depends on the context

>yfw it's just a Bayo 2 Switch port

What if it's actually a Bayonetta game where Platinum is working with Bethesda

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Then how come more testosterone make you go bald?
Checkmate solipsists

They just reset the timer.
I can't handle this shit much longer, Sega.

It just lost 4 hours for me on EST

I lost 5 hours

At least they fixed the timer

Never played it but she makes me Hard.

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Oh shit, only 2 hours left. i remember when they assured us that they were still working on the PC ports during last year's E3, and this year's happening just 2 months from now. Will they stick with Bayonetta for today or will they at least hint at some other games to receive ports, as well?

Good show

I can almost taste the disappointment already

Scale of 1-10 how much of a shitstorm will there be if its not Bayo on PC

Depends on what else it could be. The range is 3-7 if it's not Bayonetta for PC.

Bayo PC is basically confirmed, plus Ps4 and Xbone

delayed april fools joke
you just got got'd son
but not me!

I see Bayo's legs in the background, it's got to be something.

Bayonetta in smash!

Sure thing, I bet Cloud will be in smash too.

What if Bayonetta in Sanic & All Stars Racing Transformed

At the very least its nice knowing that JP fuck head isnt working anymore

You mean Kellams?

Dragonborn in smash!

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this shit is still not out yet?

3 hours left for me

2 hours.

Well, shit looks like SEGA dun fucked up again.

Bayo on PC is not a question of "if" at this point but rather "when".

Mine is around 2 hours as well.

Gotta love him. Thank goodness they don't seem swayed by his ilk.

Reminds me that we would no longer have to rely on emulation or a particularly beefy rig to get to play Bayo (1) at 60fps, unless they're going for the DMC4:SE route and retouch the graphics completely to match.

2 hours left for Midwest (CST). What is the time they might be using as a reference? Japan Time Zone? U.S. Pacific? GMT?

It's ran by Sega Europe which is in the UK, so I'm guessing GMT. I'm GMT+2. I'm guessing the 1 hour discrepancy for some people is because of DST fuckery since the site seems to grab the time locally.

Will the pull a Sega Saturn and go "AND IT'S OUT NOW!"?

All of my yes.

They pretty much almost did that with the Valkyria Chronicles port. One day they just annouced that it was coming in a couple of days and everyone collectively shat their pants.

Welp, I just climaxed.

This is the second time I'm seeing someone link directly to a trash site. Are people really that quick to forget the filters?

Archive link:

archive.is/Ywca9

I know you're excited, but please remember to deny them clicks.

m-my bad
archive.is/fOeuX

Arriving on Steam today with 4K support and advanced graphics options

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Hate to be that guy but

More like

I know. Shit, It's been 7 years since Sonic 4 Episode 1 came out and now the actual worthy Sonic Mania's just on the horizon.

This better blow Yooka-Laylee out of the water along with Sumo Digital's Snake's Pass, and Lake Fepard's Spark: The Electric Jester. Finally, now that Bayonetta 1's on the PC, you know what that means for potential modding?

Everyone

SET SAIL FOR DICK

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ITS HABBENING!
archive.is/gpk5O

truly we are in the best timeline

Either DMC5 or Devil May CryXBayonetta would be more than fine by me. Perhaps if this port does well, we may very well be in the timeline where such things could happen as well as remastered ports of Nier & Drakengard.

twitter.com/SEGA_Europe/status/851756740639154177

Be sure to show them your support.

I'm going to bump the thread with Bayo fanart from a very old cuckchan folder. It's making me all nostalgic.

Post your favourite BGM, cheshires.

OP here can't view archive on phone. Copy pasta text from link

So it could be PC only after all. I'm assuming Valkyria Chronicles didn't sell well enough on the PS4 for Sega to do a current gen console port. Might as well give up any hope for Vanquish too, which is a shame.

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How naughty.

nichegamer.com/2017/04/11/bayonetta-coming-to-pc-today-in-4k/
TODAY

Mostly non porn fan art. I approve but prefer jeanne

If it was best timeline it would have come out simultaneusly, not 7 years later.

To be fair the VC remaster for PS4 wasn't announced till a couple of months down the line after the PC release.

What a fag.

It just mentions that it releases today, supposedly boasts a decent amount of graphics options and you will get the special edition with the art book and 5-track OST for the normal price until April 25th.

Oh and 8-Bit Bayonetta is going to stop being free or some shit.
So if you want it better get it now.

I didnt even know it was an actual game, I thought it was a april fools joke

It'll probably just get delisted, since it's essentially served it's purpose.

It's is the 404 game from Platinum's website
Just with added control remapping and achievements

Great job disappointing me

The story was removed from the site already, so it was probably a really big fuck up that wasn't meant to happen.

It might also be getting delisted so that the actual release is the only thing that turns up when you search Bayonetta.

More like the faggots at Engaget blew their load too quickly trying to be the first to get them sweet sweet clicks.

It was? I don't remember. On the other hand, if I'm going to hold on hope for a confirmation like with Dragon's Dogma, I think I'd prefer a "no" as an answer straight away.

I would imagine it comes with the full game of Bayonetta, but maybe it won't.

nichegamer.com/2017/04/11/bayonetta-coming-to-pc-today-in-4k/ more sites are on it

Look at it this way, we finally got an answer to the age old question of "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PORTS, SEGA?!"

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Are you trying to pull some consolewar bullshit or something

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Ain't a console war if they're all equally shit.

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Watch it just be 8-bit Bayonetta expanded into a full proper game.

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Hey hold up, we got a "port" not "ports". I'm expecting more at sometime in the future.

My PC is a potato m8, and I don't intend to invest on it as my only means to play vidya just yet.

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Help!

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You can play it this way I'm sure.
platinumgames.co.jp/404/

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And finally, the one image everyone should keep beside them at all times:

The ass. Not just any ass, *the* ass.

Whoever buys this today please let us know how the port is.

Calhou cocó
Tenho saudades desta merda, quase tanto quanto o Hentai que dava na Sic Radical

Do you have a link to that?

store.steampowered.com/app/460790/
HAPPENNING

WHERE THE REST OF MY PORTS, SEGA

Holy shit how is this any way at all optimized?

I'm Installing now.

JET SET RADIO FUTURE PORT*

Wew lad.

Those are the recommended, so if you want to push at absolute max.

I'll let you know as soon as I come back home.

QA testing sites generally don't keep old hardware, and don't test on hundreds of different cards. They're just stating the lowest end that they tested it on.

you should go see a movie user

They should have at least been able to get the highest setttings at 1080p on the 570.

I'm disappointed there's no HEV suit skin with matching crowbar Shuraba but what can you do.

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But still, color me surprised that they didn't go full Jew and released it at $20.

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FLY IN TO THE MOON

So does it have denuvo?

570 is 7 years old. Nobody is testing on hardware that old.

I'd be getting this right away normally but I feel like I'm burning out on 3rd person action games.

It's "fly me to the moon"

If they tested it with the 570, that means they already tested it with it.

*if they stated the minimum as the 570 that means they already tested it.

I highly doubt it, the game is only 20 dollars and is pretty old, they're probably just trying to get a few extra shekels out of the part of the IP Nintendo doesn't own.

Cool. It's still old.

Immediately dl'ing. Only have a laptop available right now; all lowest settings and lowest windowed resolution here I come.

Goddamnit caffeine fucked my brain and
let me play among the stars

ALLAH AKBAR

Bayonetta PC Developer Diary Pt.1 – Inspiration & Insights

HIGH QUALITY PC POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

isn't it still airing though?

THREAD THEME

archive.is/SpqJ9
It looks promising so far:

someone draw bayonetta eating yooka

she is roasting him on a stick and reaching for the sriracha sauce

laylee asks her if she can be her new sidekick because she's a bat and bayonetta is a wtich

game feels good and holds 1080p 60fps on my 2600k + GTX680, max settings.

I had the feeling that a very hyped game was going to be released today, but I can't remember what it was exactly… oh well, time to enjoy bayonetta!

REFUNDED

Beaten in sales by a 10 year old game

HOLY SHIT ITS NOT ONLY REAL BUT ALSO ALREADY OUT
NOT EVEN FAGGY COUNTDOWNS ON TOP OR BULLSHIT SOON TBA LOL

AAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THIS YEAR SO PERFECT

Borderless window option, too.

FUCKING BITCH.

(Heil'd)
I knew a nose was involved in this somewhere.

NOOOO I knew it was too good to be true

WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO BE RIGHT????

Well time to wait for the crack. Hopefully the crackers should understand the significance of this and do it right away.

you jinxed it
that's what the delay was for

Oh god it's Nier all over again, prepare for the thread to be flooded by consoletards saying "just buy a 8 year old xbawks to play it"

why is this bad

Nintendo fags are going to be the worst offender here. I'm more prepared for the Wii-U fags to flood in than the 360 or god help us the PS3.

PC loses again.

but why

archive.is/HonuV

YALL TARDS GOT BAMBOOZLED
layer13.net/rls?id=7805277

Denuvo means poorfags can't pirate a $20 confirmed good game.

Nah i don't think so it will be that case,expecially on the ps3 port.
You have to be expecially retarded to even consider buying that port now

not like it matters, there's a crack up for it already.

just fuck my shit up

so they are bad for linuxfags and arguably for the industry but why should *I* care?

yah lol

Didn't take long for the Denuvo shills to show up.

IT DOES NOT HAVE DENUVO
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

Damn step up your game guys. This is real right

Oh well. At least there is a free edition. I am tempted to buy but not install, and wait for a crack, but I hate Denuvo too much to do that.
At least I have my favorite French cheesecake comic coming out tomorrow.

Holly shit, that was quick

I don't know what to believe any more

AHAHAHA HE BOUGHT A DENUVO SHIT LMAO

I'm guillible and downloading, will confirm soon

The fact that the game is cracked when it releases pretty much should tell you that there's no Denuvo involved but I guess that was too subtle

As fake as your mothers tits
And its already cracked

It doesn't have denuvo.

NO. It is CLEARLY, FLY into the moon!
BECAUSE HIDEGRU DESPIKAMIYA WILL TAKE THE MOON!

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, YOU BE FROZEN…I MEAN BLOCKED!!

That or Denuvo is (has been) a fucking joke. I'll wait 5 minutes and see if it comes with Denuvo or not.

WHAT DENUVO?
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

gas yourself

This nigger here BOUGHT NieR:Automata, as you can see from the picture, and shooped its EULA to the picture.

HOW'S THE PORT

Oh thank fucking lord, crisis averted.

Its obviously fake
Else it wouldn't have been cracked so quick

pastebin.com/WjymZVi5

Entire EULA.

Good, I was worried for future Sega PC ports
WHERE IS VF5:FS'S PC PORT SEGA?

too easy

That or Windows 10 is fucking him harder than usual.

Wait, I was told the game only had english voices for both america and japan. WAS I LIED TO?

NO DENUVO FAGGOTS, GO BUY IT COCKSUCKERS

pretty good though

Japanese voice was added for in the Wiiu port.

Denuvo status: denied
It has a ton of graphics options, even borderless full screen
Seems to run well on mediocre hardware
Only bad thing is 60fps lock but that's negligible

6/10. Windows 10 ruined it.

Good job

Yes, you were lied to.

love it, exclusively for the panic you hit with the pc cucks

Why do anons believe a screen shot as soon as its posted?

do non of you have image editing software or some shit?

That's all well and good, but does this version have bayo's non-shit hairdo ?

I'll pirate to see if it can even run on my device. This game come free of DRM? I'm not running hot Steam sewage while I play the game.

denuvo panic is silly

"oh no DRM"

it's like you're all sucking RMS dick

Her hair is the only thing non shit thing about her new design.

Oh, OK. Because I remember Kamiya saying it was all english a while back. Cool to see they updated it.

When was that ever the case?

I still have hard time believing that a good port of a good port got released at a good price. I was looking for something to be wrong with it. Although gear achievements made me scratch my head for a second.

Didn't think so. Guess I'll have to pirate.

Well played, but it would seem you've derailed the thread hard, as every shill caught wind and are determined to make this into another DRM shitposting thread.

You could do both you turbonigger

He was never going to pay for it, he just needed an excuse.

Ya dun gud SEGA.

I havn't had steam installed on my device for 5 years. I would basically be buying a game I'de never play.

My excuse is I run a toaster and don't want the extra memory eating up my machine. I don't even know if the game will run.

Not at all. I called you out on being a Windows 10 cuck and I'm still right.

To be fair, the same thing happened with Metal Gear Rising. I cant confirm for Nier, but every other Plat game on steam runs smooth as butter.

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Nier's port was no where near as good as MGR

Ukelele has already been cucked by Bayonetta

Bayonetta has a talent for cucking Indie Devs, doesnt she?

Shantae, Shovel Knight and Now Yookah.

What I wanna know is what the fuck is player unknown's battlegounds?

Has anybody been looking for any sjw reactions to this? I'm sure there's a few rumblings we can have a laugh at.

I doubt it, game's too old for their attention span.

Another streamer bait game based on the Arma King of the Hill mode or whatever.

Like H1Z1, except it's even less finished and plays worse

It's basically an Arma3 look alike early access with one game mode that twitch and jewtuber people have been shilling none stop
Go look up gameplay, it looks boring as FUCK

There was actually a sequel in development that got cancelled right before announcement because of that. They even teased it at E3.

Maybe I'll play it eventually

basically it's a multiplayer online competitive FPS where you get dropped at a random place on a large open map with lots of weapons and vehicles and equipment randomly laying around, and basically the premise is that it's a competition where they are bombing the area in successively smaller rings so that you have to move toward the center and fight to be the last person standing

I watched doom3 speedrunner draqu play some, it's pretty neat but super unfinished

>Early Access, Survival, Open World
Nothing good.

So it's literally another Battle Royale clone.

What's the problem with that?

Haven't heard of the hosts file?

BAIT GAME.
It's £20+ for a fucking ARMA 3 MOD - It's essentially DAYZ WITHOUT ZOMBIES. It's "inspired by" money (((HUNGER GAMES)))

m8

Why are you even playing modern games
just fucking buy a ps2

Jij kwadratische flikker.

noice

Will buying a PS2 improve my rural internet connection?

how bad is your laptop? can any shity laptop play this?

Are you on fucking dial up?

Shared rural broadband through copper wires.

Anybody got a verified crack? I don't even know if the game will run on this machine.

I was in your shoes up until a year ago. You have my condolences.

Enjoy your forced updates and shit compatibility with older (including pre-2010) games. DirectX12 is shit and even Linux can play many DX11 games now that Wine partially supports it, so you have no excuse to be running Windows 10 unless you also enjoy calling yourself straight while licking another man's nipples because you aren't currently touching his penis.

What is this world? Did we shift the timelines again? I'm anxious now, things shouldn't be going this well.

For shame.

Heres the spoon:

-IGG
-Skidrow
-Codex

Be careful not to fall for fake mirrors

Shit it's on IGG already? I only wanted the spoon because the game literally just came out but fair enough.

A 5 year old Lenovo G500 with a i3-3310m and HD8550m and 8 gigs of RAM. Mind you I am running the game at 720p.

SILKY SMOOTH 4K 60 FPS

I have 3 ISPs in my area;
one offers unlimited but it's slow as shit
one offers unlimited and is slightly faster but it's triple the price of the competitors
and the last one has the fastest internet but you're stuck with an 80gb per month cap with no higher option.

It's hell.

Yeah but how slow is the slow as shit?

I swear if this port has that annoying as fuck letterboxing I'm going to cry.

You in America? Sometimes I forget you guys are utterly shafted in terms of ISPs.

1mbs

Worse; Canadian

bits or Bytes? This is important.

Canada is in America you dumbass

1k? Jesus Christ dude.

But you're the one with the femdom fetish.

Spoiled fuck

My condolences.

Can we get this thread to cycle? I prefer it over this thread slowing down because it's at the bottom of the catalog.

bytes

No, that's if I paid for the first option here;
I have the 3rd plan with 20mbs and 80gb per month cap

where I live in rural US my options are:
-56kbps dialup (unlimited)
-768kbps 3G with ~300ms latency (unlimited)
-5mbps satellite with ~1500ms latency (10GB/mo cap but with unlimited period at night)
-20mbps 4G with ~100ms latency (3GB/mo cap, period)

the dialup connection is $12/mo, everything else is >$100/mo

Tell me about it: at my last place in rural Canada I usually got sub-dialup download speeds and even here with a maximum download speed of 4 megabits per second I still sometimes get sub-dialup speeds for absolutely no fucking reason.

Jesus, and I thought I was fucked. Even here in the Caribbean, uncapped 2mbps is the norm for cheap ISPs.
Hell, we even fiber around here, if you live the rich prick areas.

You can't make this shit up. I'm so sorry.

Report the OP to ask for a cyclic

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I have 1 ISP provider who (thankfully) don't give a shit if I torrent things anymore. Still, be glad with anything over a MB. I get half that on a good day.

I live in the middle of the fucking Atlantic and not even I am this bad.
Fucking caps haven't been a thing here for 10 fucking years now.

I live with 1-2MB/s, depending on time of day. 3 even, at nighttime. It's not as bad as you think.

I did.

Mine throttles torrents for whatever reason until several minutes after midnight, and they've also completely blocked several websites that host loli on the side so I'm doing more browsing through Tor in general. I'd do almost everything through Tor if my connection wasn't already fucking slow and Holla Forums didn't block Tor anons from uploading images because muh pedospammers who used faster VPNs anyways, not tor.

Can you guys confirm if it can run at 144fps?

Locked at 60 last I checked

Sad!

We're doing a cycle due to requests.

We're making progress at least. Used to be 30. I'de actually want to drop is down to 45 personally so I can actually run the damn thing

HOLY SHIT IT HAPPENED!

danke

Who else [email protected]/* */+modshere/?

About time

looking forward to 4K, >60FPS vanquish to be sure, idk about mods but I hope durante or someone can unlock bayonetta FPS without breaking the whole damn game

Says more about the times we live in.

Thanks kike

Also, Bayonetta just killed Yooka Lalee

see you fucking slowpoke

Hows Yooka even doing in sales? What was the cost of production?

I said forgetting they were kikestarted.

Its doing pretty miserably on Steam, likely due to the controversy.
Wouldn't know about console sales, probably better since most of the bigger userbase isn't nearly as informed on such drama.

huh, it seems easier than wii u version but maybe its just the higher framerate and resolution

plays really nice in 4K (*'▽')

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You forgot their release dates

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Are there any non-nintendo consolefags actually looking forward to it? I ask since it's a very "nintendo"-ish game.

IIRC it was one of those cases where the KS fundraising was for adding content instead of financing the game in the first place yet another reason why people should have been aware of it from the start

I think most people know both were released today
Wouldn't even think in comparing if that wasn't so

IMPLYING

( ' ◇ ' ) ゞ

(´･ω･`)

To be honest, I didn't know Yooka-Maymay was released today.

Wouldn't know, maybe PS4 since its the platform with the biggest premium price game userbase?

Good

Why?

Still top seller though.

prob cuz they knew the real fans were already keeping an eye out and anyone who wasn't a real fan probably isn't going to buy it anyway ( ｀ー´)

Because everybody already knows that fucking bayonetta is out on pc.

Stop feeding this (You) whore with (You)s

Yep, it was a case of either:
or

Having followed the the development through backer updates, I think the game's fate was sealed when they announced Team17 as their publisher / PR handler.

We'll tripsman, I am. It was definitely easier and more light hearted than 1, but 2 was still fun and it had the best unlockable character in bayonetta, Rosa

when did she get cucked? I dont remember bayonetta and shantae ever competing.

Why would they release a trailer first? Everyone already knows Bayonetta. It's an out-of-nowhere surprise for the fans who wanted this for years and it'll spread like wildfire through the internet anyway.

0 need for a trailer.

Oh wait, disregard my post I thought you meant bayo2 not yooka laylee

Since this has dual audio, should I play it with jap voices?

I actually really like her english voice. I don't even know what she sounds like in Japanese.

the english VA was the original even in japan and it is very very good

as a native japanese speaker (japanese-american) the japanese audio is not bad but it just feels wrong to me since I played it in english first

The dub is pretty fantastic, and I personally prefer English bayo to jap.

3rd party smash character.

This is true, but goddamn that milf japanese Bayo voice. That voice has done things to my penis you people wouldn't believe.

But wait! There's more!
nichegamer.com/2017/04/11/sega-has-plans-to-explore-pc-port-options-following-bayonetta/

VANQUISH DO IT NOW WHERE ARE THE PC PORTS SEGA?

I'll suck dick for Vanquish on PC.

Oh, this is pretty cool.

Took you long enough, Sega.

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She's a virgin stupid, she'd be shy as hell in bed.

That's bullshit and you know it.

Nothing gay about wanting to be in charge.

Yeah you're definitely craving cock right now.

I know the lore. I'm saying there's no way she'd be nervous.

Says the guy who's craving to be domineered. I bet you'd let her peg you faggot.

No wonder you don't know the lore of the game. You can't even read.

What's this have to do with the lore? Bayonetta isn't the type to get shy. That's just a fact.

We've never seen her in bed.

Her whole world is her bed

akchually, it's implied that rodin rapes her if you get hit by a spceial move of his in bayo 2

I think the implication is just a joke, I doubt it's actually rape.

The amount of Stupid is overwhelming too more senses then it should be.

I think this is actually worse than youtube comments.

Never before have I felt such disdain for someone.

It just gets worse the deeper you look.

Do people just see something came from Japan and automatically assume it's a JRPG?

Never played Bayonetta. Just bought it twice to support this kind of jewry.

gg Kamiya

You should consider playing it too, the game is pretty good from what I hear.

This is why people think the universe is a simulation: too many NPCs. Forums now read like some developer's hastily-written NPC dialogue.

IM PRESSING BUTTONS
NOTHING I COULD DO
HUHUHUHUHU

Maybe when I have a life again. I'm a casual salarycuck now but I figure the least I can do is support things now that I actually have money.

Ice cream? I love ice cream!

Yeah, my favorite is vanilla

Hey man, just practice one chapter a night, it'll last you three weeks

Replace "hitting a button through hours" with "button mashing" and it's more or less a post you'd read on Holla Forums

Oh man, These pics are relevant again

vanilla power

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This is a good video ,maybe tomorrow I'll see if i can webm the whole thing.

I wish these people had self awareness

That cop is more of a man then I'll probably ever be.

Play this 40 years ago on Xbox 360 and it was a 6/10 why do people still beat their dicks over this shit?

One of the only times his arrogance was used for good. This guy is usually a huge cunt to his actual fans.

This oughtta be good.

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Fucking based japs.

You know, there was a study done where the people surveyed said they would rather receive electrical shocks than to be alone with their thoughts for any length of time.
Given that information the conclusions are clear. People generally just don't want to be self aware. They don't want to examine and have to evaluate themselves and their situations.
Just constantly plug into some form of stimulus that comes from external sources and run with it.
Of course, this means they just regurgitate what input they have been given. Like a fucking parrot they're not actually thinking about what they're saying in terms of content and meaning. No, their only concern is the reaction that those words may receive because of course that reaction is just more external stimuli.

Now, what you must understand is that this isn't entirely new to humanity. "Bread and circuses" and "Opiates of the masses" were always something desired and eagerly consumed throughout civilized history.
What has changed in modern times is that these same dull hamster-like people now have the ability to voice their unaware, regurgitated, parrot-like opinions on to the rest of the world.

That explains a lot.
When enough people push a thought, it leaks to the masses. Then those masses use the new information superhighway we call the internet to spread memes as a jokes, which in turn, influences them. The internet has only existed for half a decade. In another one, there is going to be so much fucking insanity going on.

Jewish extinction when

I don't believe that "Wanting to not be alone with your thoughts" and "Having self awareness" are in the same category. I mean, I'd like to believe that I introspect a lot, but I only know my own perspective. On the other hand, when I am alone with my own thoughts, only frightening and depressing ones come; So I'm sympathetic to people who don't want to be alone with their thoughts. That doesn't mean they can't be self aware.

Not the way its currently going. I'm envisioning the internet becoming TV and Radio 2.0 with the bigger media companies have locked it down along with the help of the companies that have been providers/networkers for them all along (comcast cable just becomes comcast internet 100%).
At the very best, you can probably consider a multi-tiered internet service where the media outlets are like a basic "package" and if you want the bandwidth to go to other shit it would be paying a premium on top of that.
Same thing like they do with TV packages and if you want HBO you pay a little extra.

I have to disagree. Someone wanting to pick electrical shocks over just having to sit there with nothing to entertain them but their own thoughts is a severe problem.
It generally tells me that such a person doesn't want to ever THINK about anything.
Remember, being alone with your own thoughts doesn't mean having to sit in a room all by yourself. It could just mean actually thinking about something for just a second. not just recording and reacting.

To reflect this in video games…when the entertainment medium got popular and mainstreamed, what happened to the games?
They became duller, everything is twitch-based reaction time stuff (even the RPGs), while always trying to push flashiness now the flashiness is the main reason to buy over any sort of substance.
All those wonderful games with quirky ideas and explored all sorts of other genres, only the big names of those genres (barely) survive now. Those RTS, Grand Strategy, large intricate system simulators, etc etc…

The average person is a fucking wreck. Not to get all edgelordy but the average person is probably barely a conscious being.
And the worst part is that by definition, 50% of the people are worse than that.

I don't know whether to laugh or be angry. Do they not get that this is literally the principle behind national socialism?

It's the only principle that makes sense.

These people also violently oppose the mere idea that people of a shared nationality should care for their own (much less people of X race care for X race).

Fucking amazing.

It's not edgy unless you hate them for it. It's not their fault, really, that they're like that, but it also means that there's no point in listening to them.

I want my people put first, but crime is crime. SJWs are just retarded.

If the enemy's good will can be used as a weapon against them, then it is only sensible to do so.

Back to your LARPing board cunts.

do you feel in charge?

Hi, /christian/.

Finally a reason to post this again.

Read the thread, it has already been posted.

That post is already long gone user, the thread is cyclical.

When does steamspy start tracking and updating the new releases?

Anyone giving freebies?

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It might take at least a week or two to get a legit number.

It starts becoming somewhat accurate at around 2 or so weeks after release.

I still wonder why people use SteamSpy. Its possibly the least accurate way of telling whether people have bought a game or not.

Because it's the only way to get anything resembling a sales figure, since Steam doesn't release numbers and the Top Sellers list is ordered by revenue over the last 24 hours and not copies sold.

Ok and why should that be important in the first place?

i known, its the strangest thing. she has a prefect rack, ass, and nice face but when you put them togetherol something is off. i've never seen her as Hot her very long legs make her look like a fucking bird or some shit

Her legs and arms are too long and her figure is too slim.

It is fairly accurate, though.

Because sales matter.

SteamSpy updates once every day, I think.

1. Its not accurate in the least. Fuck off with your console meme.
2. Sales are always reported by the parent company at a later date.

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wut

Is anyone actually able to prove what the fuck they're saying, at least?

So you regurgitate SteamSpy and defend it without knowing how horribly inaccurate it is and the fact that the reason anyone even brings it up is because console users constantly used to post stats from it and scream "HAHAHA PC CUCKS ARE ALL PIRATES!!!"? What a fucking pathetic piece of shit you are.

ok time for your meds, user

Go back to Holla Forums

how lewd actually is this game? what's the lewdest thing that you've seen from this series?

Well, go ahead. Why would I care about whether or not a game sold a certain amount of copies?

TexMod is a hook program. You just run the Texmod along side, or launch the program though TexMod and if it works you will be able to see and cycle though all the textures currently loaded by the game as well as being able to save specific or all of the textures to a folder with a text file that can be used later for injecting new textures over the existing textures.
It makes no permanent changes to the games files and only will work if you have TexMod running with the game.

Pretty much anyone can use it with minimal understanding of mods. The hardest part is figuring out the user interface which can be confusing because IIRC you cannot have it set to both start the game though TexMod and to automatically detect the game while TexMod is running.
IIRC it was meant to just mod Guild Wars but it works on most programs that use DirectX 9; and according to the system requirements it does does use DirectX 9, and occasionally you need to place an additional .dll file in the folder of the games .exe
What TexMod could be used for is basic texture changed both lewd and unlewd
Specific Examples
>body writings
>a very very very rudimentary nude mod, by taking the texture when she has wicked weave out and minimal coverage over herself.
I would pirate it and try it myself but I've been pirating Dark Souls 3 at fucking sub 1 Megabyte per second for almost a week now, despite having no data caps, due to low seeder numbers and even worse I cannot even find any peers to seed to so I've been a filthy leach all week

Luka saying he fucked a dog

These people sure are an interesting bunch. I really wanted someone to ask them why exactly it would be wrong for white people to do the same then, or why exactly it is wrong to help other people regardless of their race.
These folk are so obsessed with race they see nothing else.

They don't actually understand anything that isn't already spoonfed to them.

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So it looks like reports are AMD CPU's users are shit out of luck and the game is shitting the bed. Anyone here having issues with the game?
Do you have a AMD CPU?
at twenty bucks I wouldn't mind buying another copy. But It looks like my AMD CPU might shit the bed if the reports on the forums are to be trusted.

It doesn't affect you

That's because Bayonetta is not feminine. She looks like a tranny's fantastical self image.

Your brain is hardwire to petite+thicc=feminine. Add exceptions to this rule and first the beauty will seem exotic (amazons, butch, musclegirls) and then cross into the uncanny valley.

I really want to buy this but my torrent is already at 85%

I've got Intel.

The other user with jap emoticons told me on discord that I fucked up the file system in some way (ATA - IDE) and I'd need to do a clean reinstall of the whole system OR get myself a small SSD and install an OS there. Win10 LTSB was suggested, but I'll probably stay with Win7.

checkmate AMD cucks

I seriously don't know why people that play games buy AMD. Every new game release AMD gets fucked in some way. Every Fucking Time.

never found her sexy ether. But She is still a cool character.

very astute post user. Bayonetta is likely Futanari.

some people are reporting issues on Intel too. I guess I am going to wait a few day's.

Its a damn shame the internet is no longer the wild west. Everything is regulated, throttled and moderated. I've been really fucking depressed lately just looking at the world go to shit and I would have loved to dive into this game for some healthy escapism. Seeing all the fanboys defend another shitty port is actually leading me to Tilt a little. Hopefully after WW3 leads to the world going Nuclear we can rebuild something better.

kill yourself you cancerous peace of shit.

its a very old CPU I got it 5 years ago for dirt cheep. Also Intel processors are just overpriced tbh. I've only had an issue with it with Koei Tecmo games and I have no idea how it will work with Bayonetta but I'd rather be safe then sorry.

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Source and archive

**W. E. B. Du Bois wrote about something he called a "psychological wage" which has been perverted in an ironic way into privilege theory. It was a way to convince the large numbers of poor white to not ally themselves with the large number of newly freed poor blacks which would have ultimately decreased the wealth concentration that the few but powerful plantation owners.
The quick and dirty is basically though the media the powerful elite convinced the poor whites they were better then the poor blacks and therefor would be bringing themselves down by working with them. It payed the whites in a psycholigical wage over a real wage of money. They may be poor but at least they are not a poor niggers.
So you have 2 groups of laborers who will not work together to strike or protest for better conditions. So if you had a strike of black workers against the wealth plantation owners who by the way got there land that was supposed to be redistributed after the war, back from Andrew Johnson the plantation owners would be able to use the whites with no fear of having to capitulate and vice versa if the whites striked then they had the blacks to fall back onto.
What does this have to do with the strange white people insisting on racial isolationism while claiming to be anti-racism?
Well it goes back to privilege theory. Privilege theory works like a psychological wage, rather then engaging in collective action to form cross race; and indirectly cross class as business have done an excellent job in creating concentrations of poverty among black communities notably in both the redlining and reverse redlining processes, movements against the globalist corporations; that outsourced everything to countries where they can use slave labor. Instead it is meant to make middle and upper class whites and blacks feel like they are making a difference when all they do is create divisions and break cross community bridges.
Ironically enough in my case I too am doing research on race/racism in college, mostly in regards to differences in educational attainment, and it turns out race fails to reject the null hypotheses between race and educational attainment, and that the when SES is factored in people of similar SES perform similarly regrades of race, poor whites and poor blacks pretty much do equally as shitty in schools.**

game works fine on ryzen idk maybe it is busted on FX chips

I'm right here you know ('◇')ゞ

it's not a shitty port there are literally no problems with the game that user above said he has these problems in every game

the port is essentially flawless, I have a few complaints (no gamepad control config) but they are just nitpicks and the nice thing since this is PC gaming I can work around it (*'▽')

Jesus fuck that is gonna make going back into the game a hell of a lot more fun.

wew
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I fucking love that game.

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Given her cocky attitude, a Falco costume would have made more sense.

well I'm sorry ;w; but it's true, your pc is old and its time to upgrade ne

(´ ･ω･ `)

How long until game journos write articles linking Bayonetta with pedophilia a-la Dragon's Crown Witch?

No presents today?

>tfw I masturbated my now ex gf through the entire original uncut production of Fantasia

that's different and you know it
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I already set up the extra ryzen box I have here to test but because I am a sweetie pie I will set up the FX 6300 I have laying around and test it on that with 750 Ti graphics card I will report back here in a few hours so look for it

Wait, what? How the fuck do you link big tiddies and long legs with people liking literal children?

yeah, sure.

Just like this video.

(checked)
cool

:^)

Because anime is for losers and pedos. And you know what the writers already are.

War is peace, freedom is slavery; ignorance is strenght

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If it makes anyone feel any better. The red head who is the main character almost gets raped a bunch of times, then gets actually raped.

sure, I guess.

chio-chan kawai~i

windows installing on FX 6300 PC

sadly I haven't even really gotten to play the game much on my own PC because of work and testing on other PCs and also events in PSO2 (can't miss those EQs! w)

it occurs to me I should set up a second PC just for PSO2 … hm …

You work at cucktaco.

user, you really don't need to do this. But sense you are going to the trouble you should know the frame-rate issues on AMD take place after the prologue. also are you a wizard? (pic related)

What about big titties on loli?

Disgusting and should not be a thing.

4u

I got nothin better to do but your request has been delayed by my team asking me to help with vegas illusia triggers so it will be a bit w

Nope, you'll notice the same pattern with automata and to some degree overwatch (overwatch was mostly reddit) but as long as a game has something that will get anons erect, nu-Holla Forums will praise it even if it's shit.

You know I think I realized why bayonetta doesn't come off as that sexy. Her body looks really hard. The looks very strong, her boons never move, her legs and arms look very lean. She doesn't have any softness in her body.

Goddamnit, her boobs never move and she looks very strong.

twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/851982832012451840

Th-thanks!

For me it's to do with how freakishly long her legs are, especially in concept art.

This probably means the sales are going very well.

Interesting stuff, user.

Kamiya no baka!

people like this deserve to be oppressed.

Why have I never heard about this?

fag

every single time

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THAT SON OF A BITCH HAS A DICK

why do japs hate PC so much?

Is that some sort of meme to make bayonetta in to a tranny?

And in general they're very "by the book" people so they think Playstation is pretty much the latest standard/cap for any ambitions they have. That's whey they're focussing all their VR on it even though they could do a lot more on PC.

They're not ambitious in graphics or technology. Perhaps Kojima is a bit different in this way but he still hates PC I think.

In short… they're control freaks of the 'correct' user experience and this mentality is spreading well beyond japs. Console facilitate more corporate control over the player's experience.

it was a low energy meme when the game came out because she has kind of a strong jaw

They simply cannot into it. I'm pretty sure it's the mentality of you play games in the games machine, you compute on the computer. And mind you, japs have become massive casuals who barely play anything other than mobage trash.

Am I supposed to know who natalie mars is or is this about the faggot who wants bayo with a bulge just like in his hentai?

this is becoming less and less true though japanese are getting more into PC games in recent years because the consoles are jewing them harder than they are willing to accept as well as PC hardware becoming smaller and more affordable

the new hurdle for japan moving to PC gaming is simply price japanese game companies don't like the cut steam takes so they jew the native japanese even harder than ever on digital downloads

just read here tabitter.net/how-it-sucks-to-be-a-pc-gamer-in-japan/

I mean you could just look up the twitter profile

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This is modern PC gaming. The crash cannot come sooner.

Anyway. I am infintely impressed with how shit Sega is with risk management.

Can't wait to hear them start bitching about piracy like did with Sonic Generations, Transformed Racing and Valkyira Chronicles.

Careful not to take the bait.

It gets real hard sometimes

has anyone tried to run it on wine yet?
dmc4 works well so i'm hopeful

There comes a point where one makes so many mistakes they might as well pick their least desirable choice because it has the biggest chance of being correct.

wasted response, none of this trash will get it

installed game, played first 2 levels on the FX6300+750 Ti machine, 1920x1080, 2x MSAA, SSAO off, runs at least as well as it does on the wii u (60 fps most of the time with some drops, and a few minor hitches mostly due to loading lag)

machine is AMD FX-6300 at stock, Hyper212 EVO cooler, 2x8GB DDR3-1600 (I don't have any smaller modules than 8GB), EVGA 750 Ti 2GB, 256GB ADATA ultimate SU800 SSD is the only disk, motherboard is MSI 970A-G43 with AMD 970 chipset, installed Windows 10 Enterprise LTSB pre-activated in AHCI mode, using high performance power profile, defender+smartscreen disabled, firewall disabled (Win10 LTSB does not have telemetry, cortana, windows store, forced updates)

not sure what to say, it seems to run fine

I haven't kept up with those sites in a while, are they still shilling for whatever shit Sarkie's into? If not, it might as well be a consequence of her fading from the gaming scene and fialing to complete her KS promised series.
Also considering the fact that whether Bayo was or not "too sexualized" has always been a matter of debate even with people who otherwise agree with her, since she's a playable character and not relegated to the sidelines the way some other female vidya characters do. (Not that I'm validating her viewpoints in regards to the latter)

In short, the argument against Bayo's characterization wasn't that popular to begin with, probably because it's not a game that's easy to get into, and the people who get to do it know what's up with her.

I lied motherboard still had OC settings saved so the FX-6300 was at 4.1 GHz

Good to know that is basically my PC but I have win7 & MSI GTX 760. Thanks user, I really appreciate the heads up.

nuoh god

I love you to Kamiya. You crazy, bald, son of a bitch.

If only there were ways to influence the video game industry :^)

I'm going to ask again can someone please just try using TexMod just to see if it will hook? Apparently it goes by uMod now. You can get it here code.google.com/archive/p/texmod/downloads It will only take a few minutes of your time

Why the fuck are there so many "press X to not die" quicktime events in this game? You guys told me it was good.

There is a tutorial for use here
wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Player-made_Modifications/TexMod

How long have you been here faggot? Nobody liked the quicktime events in this game, you are also implying a game has to be perfect to be good. Fuck off nigger

Overclock that bitch. nvidia went overboard on the voltage of all of their 7xx series gpus, i have a 780 and I can get a 17% overclock while running at 6 less mV than stock. I know it's maxwell and not kepler but they still did it with the 750 ti.

it's a trap, makes vidya gaem pr0n.

I want to like this game. The combat is great. But it keeps doing these super long cutscenes of Bayo or the red bitch killing lots of shit, stuff that should be gameplay, and then they throw garbage quicktime events into the platforming. Would you say that a delicious cake with little bits of pidgeon shit scattered in it is good?

yes

so skip the cutscenes you picrelated

I am playing on a pair of R9 Fury X cards in my main machine (although a single one is enough to sustain 60 FPS in 4K with 16x MSAA lol, this game is NOT demanding)

the 750 Ti is just an extra card I have laying around for testing

Next you're gonna flip out about the motorcycle and space-harrier segments

Sounds like you should stick to tetris because every game more complex has flaws.

Played Devastation, Rising, Vanquish, Vietful Joe and DMC.
Which of those is this game the closest too?
I really want to ask something stupid like "is this game good" but I know it is, I just want to know how good.

I want to know what's going on in the story. That requires watching the cutscenes.

Every game has flaws. This game has flaws that would be very easy to fix if the industry wasn't full fucking retard about quicktime events. It's like a really nice car with a terrible paintjob. The terrible paintjob doesn't change how the car handles, but it just shouldn't have the terrible paintjob in the first place. It's not a complicated flaw, it's not an engine limitation or a unintended mechanic, and that makes it worse because it would be so easy to avoid it or fix it.

I like quicktime events, so your opinion isn't objective fact ('◇')ゞ

resident evil 5 is my favorite resident evil game, no jokes ('ω')ノ

Not saying you shouldnt point out flaws but you starting with "you guys said it was good" implies faggots here praised it as a "11/10 perfect game never seen before".

the tab doesn't appear if I try to add the game to umod normally, or use the global hook

if I use the d3d9.dll, the tab appears briefly and then the game crashes.

im trying this on win10x64, legit steam version, and umod r53.

You're a faggot user.

Oh.
Have you tried 4k monitor overclocking? I'm curious as to how well those 60hz 4k panels overclock, i'm assuming not well because they're more bleeding edge.

Most like the last two

You wouldn't know fun if it kicked you square in the teeth. Anarchy Reigns was great.

thanks for giving it a shot

I've messed with it a little, but my 4K monitor (Dell P2415Q) doesn't like it

my friend has an LG 4K monitor that will go up to 75Hz in freesync mode (this feature is not listed on any spec sheet anywhere) but it also has frame pacing issues in freesync mode soooooo yah

just wait until later this year there are 144Hz 4K monitors coming out with G-SYNC HDR and Freesync 2 standards

Pirate it and do it yourself?

So on scale from 1 to 10 how likely is a Vanquish port now?

If it happens it happens.

There's a big chance that's actually a 75hz panel. I have no idea why manufacturers do this but there are plenty of panels on the market that have 75hz modes on a few resolutions, none of which are the native resolution. So you have to make a custom resolution with an overclock to get there with the native res. I've gotten a few samsung 60hz 1280x1024 panels to 78hz like this.
Have you tried decreasing front/back porch values and also the blanking period? Chances are a 4k monitor is pixel clock bottlenecked, specially since monitor signal standards are still modeled after CRTs. There's a chance your resolution won't have sound and that's because invisible pixels are how some input standards transfer audio, so if you get no audio on a custom res try pumping up the front and back porches.

nichegamer.com/2017/04/12/platinum-games-actively-involved-in-the-pc-market/
archive.is/t66sb

YOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YES PLEASE
YES PLEASE
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When are they going to patch Nier? Even the simplest bugs aren't fixed on PC yet.

I'm going to blame denuvo because that needs to be reapplied every patch.

When did SEGA get so based, we need to write a thank you card.

lolwut

Works fine for me fam. Use a different browser.

What the fuck are you doing?

Those digits.

Maybe i'm just jaded for going so long without a good game coming out but still, nothing that sega hasn't done.

I'm assuming you don't have utf-8 characters on that font of yours.

ROCK HARD

For a second I thought user was just shit at ASCII. Here's how I see it.

Man, I'd rather face the impossible than get "u tried" reward.

It depends on the publisher. Also there won't be Denuvo on anything old. Except if Nintendo somehow allows them to port games, then they maybe will have Denuvo.

There is still a lot of room for publishers to fuck this up.

What the fuck is playerunknown battleground and why is it beating Bayonetta?

Get out.

Early Access survival.

Oh, it's one of those meme games for streamers and shit.

Bingo

Luckily, Automata was good. Sex appeal is nice, but it doesn't make a game any more worth playing.

We can dream.

Behold, the two idiots who really had nothing better to do than take hours old bait.

send a copy
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To be frank, I really don't have anything better to do right now ie can't play Bayo on this laptop.

When will normalfags learn?

So, how's the port?
Is it actually good and doesn't have denuvo?

You and I both know Nintendo will never allow it. That said, Sega ,being surprisingly based recently, will probably, even if at a snail's pace, make more PC ports.

Anyone know the source of the right blonde girl?

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Port's ok, some people report stuttering or unplayable fps after the prologue, but other than that it's great and no denuvo.

The sound on my game has died whenever I plug in a controller.

Update bios or something?

I remember seeing a passive agressive "sorry not sorry" negative review on Steam saying their USB controller doesn't work.
I used a Logitech F310 and it works without any problems.

i had an issue twice where the game messed with all of my options, including setting music and sound volume to 0. check options?

my graphics cards don't have HDMI 2.0 so I use displayport which works a little differently

captcha: juARrez ( *´艸｀)

Holla Forums has [aa] tags for this kinda shit, user.

ayylmao

I bought 2 on wiiU in a heartbeat though

Holy mother of autism batman.

Just wait for the character model swaps to roll in.

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I didn't think it was possible to be this much of a dick fellator.

I can't wait to play as Enzo.

There is no question the moment a mod exists to swap bayo's model to the 2 one I'll buy the game.

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Won't that be pretty difficult, given how insanely detailed animations are in these games?

No, model swaps work fine as long as the bones line up well enough with the model itself. You don't have to mess with animations themselves.

I am starting to agree a little that they might have altered the port. I remember the lava hazards in Chapter III doing way more damage

Thanks, after setting my 750 to prefer maximum performance the game's run a lot more smoothly

Just play as Jeanne, goddamn

That's not what overclocking means but what you did does help with performance.

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Many conflicting emotions flow through me.

This Berenstain altenate universe we are currently living in is pretty fucking sweet tbh lads.

You know what you need to do.

Xbox emulation needs to hurry the fuck up already, goddamn.

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FUCKING INSTA KILL QUICK TIME EVENTS

Please do hang yourself.

I am so mad I want to delete the game.

The timing should be exactly the same but whatever you were using as a cue changed. That's why good games use audio cues.

Was it the church one? That one fucked me over way too many times

The QTE's truly are a horrible blemish, on a near percent game.

* near "Perfect" game

Can they please fix Nier 2 first. Actually I don't even know if platinum was in charge of the port.

Do you have a magnet?

It's not unlikely, I already see the physics on hte hair and ribbons are pretty fucky and weird compared to the other releases.

Good thing there's one here too then.

Buy the game at full price or shut up, goy.

FUCK

gamestorrent.co/
rarbg.to

Do you really know of no fucking torrent trackers?

just lazy

I was a little caught off guard by Fearless and Fairness because their bite attacks don't cause slowdown anymore. Not looking forward to getting reacquanted with Gracious and Glorious

Cues really shouldn't be the problem when it comes to input delay. Bayonetta has great audio cues anyway. Not like it needs them, since enemies can't begin an attack animation when they're off-camera

The lightning-fast ones are always X or square or whatever your left-most button is. It does matter because if you fail one it will count against your final score

Not if you alt-F4 fast enough

Fucking kill yourself, you complete fucking human scum. You would have downloaded the game or at least a big chunk of it by know. It is just a few clicks away. There is no excuse, especially not such a retarded one.

Just being honest. Maybe someone already has a confirmed link on their clipboard, very plausible considering all the piracy talk. No need to be an uppity nigger about it.

Question for anyone who got Bayonetta. How is support normal DirectInput gamepads? And if that's a no-go, does it work with x360ce? (No, I will not buy a goddamn Xbawks 360 controller, I already own a bunch of perfectly good controllers.)

That's what retards always say to hide their own incompetence.
Kill yourself.

That is a very fucking retarded way of think especially considering you can magnet in most cases just with clicks. And even then it would have taken you less time to do it yourself instead of writing a post and waiting for a reply. You are not lazy, you are just dumb.

u 1st :^)

Maybe I don't want to visit piracy sites at work when my vpn is slow as fuck and it's easier to windows-r a magnet link. I asked one of my friends to get me one in the meantime. That clearly doesn't include you faggots.

Feels pretty scrub to resort to that so I try not to. Only time I frequently quit to the title screen to restart something is in W101's Operation 006-B for that 10-minute shooting mission in an operation that's already like half an hour long