Curious if India has any games other than mobile shit

That's exactly what I think it is, isn't it?

Is this an actual sport at india?

I genuine wonder if this is someone trolling or if it's legit, if it's legit that's fucking hilarious.

Well, at least they are trying

AHAHA

Kerbal Space Program too.

Any idea if that one's good?

holy SHIT that's fucking hilarious

Huh, it is mexican.

low energy

How the fuck am i supposed to make a pun when it writes itself

I'd have expected that to be the HUEHUEs instead.

I suppose it at least fits their culture.

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INDIA TO DOMINATE GAMES INDUSTRY BY 2025

looks like a generic svr clone

NO PAJEET
POO GOES IN THE LOO

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dont know, i guess i will go to a tianguis and ask for a copy

Shit thread tbh.

Apparently it's called Gulli Danda and it involves hitting a stick with another stick then hitting it again because curry niggers don't have toys, they only have sticks, and you work with what you got.

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that's my theory as to why soccer is so popular. every other sport requires at least a small amount of specialized equipment but you can fuckin kick anything

they got better waifus

The outfielders have to catch the smaller stick, so no doubt it's a semicommon prank to hit a turd and trick them into catching it.

fuck no, this is a shitskin anti-white religion
It must be purged.

hillbillies are funny

What about that post makes you think he's from the appalachians?

He can't reply because he knows that I'm right.
dealing with shitskin religions and "cultures" just degrades the IQ of these shit sympathizers of filth

its called a joke nigger calm down.

The eternal poo.

I thought Squad was BRBRBRBR too. Odd.

There's also lobodestroyo :^}

generic svr clone, with an interesting story thing, good for $5 and has a man in a muscle suit with a hannibal lecter mask who carries a skull and spine to the ring

More like their ass.
LMFAO

I've seen someone, I forget who now, referring to soccer as the designated socialist game for pretty much that reason. The sports popular in the western world all require complex rules, a lot of specialized tools, specific fields and game positions. Eastern games tend to involve a single thing that can be basically anything vaguely in line with the right shape.

What about Guacamelee? That one is at least alright. The music is particularly enjoyable.

name one

you ameritards really are something special

Nah that's just you burgers taking rugby and putting gear all over it.

American football requires yard lines and a special ball that isnt round even played casually dosnt it?
baseball needs a diamond, mitts, bats, special balls, a place where you wont fuck up the neighbors window ect.

so yea, the two MOST western sports need a bunch of gear and positions and shit while soccer needs a ball and thats it, soccor happens to be the most popular sport in socialist shitholes like Venezuela and the UK

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even if I grant you that I was challenged to name 1, and one still stands

baseball can be played with a ball, a stick and some way to make the diamond, can be chalk on sidewalk or just lines on sand
american football can be played with any ball, it doesn't really make a difference to the kids playing it

Sports needn't be overly complex and performed with specific gear. It's so kids can play them with ease.

just kill yourself

if you played baseball with a kickball and a stick you firstly woudnt be able to pitch it right and secondly would break the stick
lines on sand wouldnt work since people are running over them and shit, though I grant you could probably set some shit like welcome mats in a diamond shape

might be why they have so many people with birth defects

take bigger stick then
you are right when it comes to ball, you need a small one of course, you could make it from paper, plastic bag and some weight inside though
had no idea this sport existed

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this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillidanda

Drinkbox is canuck

POO IN THE LOO!

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Shit you not, they have an actual fucking city called "Poo" out there.

DESIGNATED

Shitskins are no joke, yo will know when you smell their poopoo curry.

Explains why the Eurofaggots like it so much.

Have you ever been to Asia or Mexico? It really big there as well.
It's only in here and Canada where our version of football is popular.

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Have you?

Nah, they're pretty Communistic too though, so it makes sense.

You're looking pretty Red user.

when have indians ever hurt you? stop bullying them

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Your disgusting curry actually gave me diarreha once, shut the fuck up Pajeet.

that's kind of your fault

Curry is the best food on the planet.
Sri Lanka > India
Sri Lankan curry >>> Indian curry

Fuck India.

Japanese curry > all curry
I know this because cute anime girls eat it all the time.

It turned out the curry that was in my sandwich was made in India.

again

Wow. I am truly impressed. A country of hundreds of millions of people, all forced into tech fields, and this is what they come up with.

They couldn't even clone games and pretend they made them like China, either.

I bet you're into bestiality you faggot

It is the national sport I guess.

RUPEES FOR POOPIES

Not really. There's Gaelic Soccer, which is just American Football with a soccer ball.

You can't asy "oh you need yard lines!!!", because soccer also requires certain markings on the ground. Kids that play it just dont care about the advanced rules, similar to kids who play American Football who aren't going to be running a ball down 20 yards.

The most Amerifat sports you mean.

Turns out this is based on a real game called Gilli-Danda. Traditionally played with an oval shaped piece of wood, but I'm sure it's often substituted with a turd.

Is that a dude just dropping trou and pissing in the middle of the street while his friend sets up the game?

Does anyone else get the vibes that curry-countries are basically just post-apocalyptic simulators? I mean Pakistan has a problem with massively high birth defects beacuse they're all inbredding to ridiculous degrees. India has designated shitting streets and they worship toilets when provided with them. There was a story this week about a 10 year old girl living with a band of monkeys in the forest. What the fuck happened over there? I know in ancient times India had a pretty good civilisation, what fucked them up so hard that they're a step up from chimps now?

At this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that roving bands of wastelanders are stealing all the water and oil.

It's literally Indian baseball. Like baseball with shit.

kill yourself

Take this with a massive grain of salt because my memory is shit but the "pretty good" civilization back then arent from the same group of people you see now.

This sounds a lot more badass than any of the other stuff in your post, to be fair.

user, at least post a yakshini or something instead.

You forgot the greatest, found in
EL CHAVO KART

This is just a false meme that got propagated far and wide with almost no context.
Yeah a bunch of south asian kingdoms were very advanced for their time but they weren't "India". The concept of India didn't even exist until European traders came to the region and started taking over territory. Even then it took centuries until the preexisting rulers of the region wrapped their head around uniting against a common enemy.
India as a country did not exist until a few figureheads came around and created a government based around the British system back in 1940s. Even this union was not exactly peaceful with the conflict of J&K still going on right now.
As it is right now, its a collection of some of the richest(and educated) states and kingdom contrasted by some of the most poor(and uneducated) ones with the poor ones outnumbering the rich.

Nah, I have freedom Fritz, I'm not some Communist, Socialist or what have you.

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Speaking of shitskin games, gotta love those sandnigger bootleg games.

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these pics always need some fucking Blingee

Also here's a vid of some GTA bootlegs

OY VEY

Actually Hinduism is based on the history of ancient Aryans, so, white people from tens of thousands of years ago. When Aryans left northern India in the bronze age and went towards Europe, their deeds passed on as the myths of the primitive Dravidians (modern day shitskin Indians).
None of the Hindu mythology even portrays any dark skin Dravidians who are nowadays close to 100% of Indias population. Just another land that got ruined by migration.

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The picture you posted has Krishna, who was so black that he was purple.

What did he mean by this?

The history of ancient Aryans is actually some really interesting stuff. Huge amounts of evidence exists that advanced civilizations existed before the bronze age but that they were wiped out by natural disasters.

More like light blue. Wouldn't say he's "brown skinned". Either way, Hinduism is based on white people. Learn the history of your ancestors.

Nigger literally read the lore
You are so deeply immersed in your Nazi larping that you are denying the reality you live in

Call me when India no longer has a multi-thousand year history of trying to prevent street shitting Dravidians from mixing out the last of the high caste Brahmin DNA.
Now go back to work, my smartphone app needs to be ready for release by Tuesday and if it's not done I'll just fire the 50 of you and get a single white man to do it instead.

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keep projecting

You're fucking retarded. Nazi larping? Again, it's actual history I am talking about, Hinduism is based on ancient Aryans, on white people from the bronze age, who had founded civilizations in India.
Educate yourself dumbfuck. Plenty of the Aryans descendants even live in India today, they are the high caste rulers of India, who you can see have white skin and similar facial features than Europeans.
Why did you think so many European tribes are called Indo-European to begin with? Because they came to Europe from India.

Fucking ignorant cuck. Read history.

No matter how many shitposts you make, it isn't going to make your fan fiction reality

Which is why a niglet named Krishna(derived from the Sanskrit word meaning Black) is a big character in the mythos
also
Are you just a crypto jew?

well, after searching for a bit at least I found one that I like.

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The shitskins of the lower racial caste overthrew the aryans and shit up the place.
we let shitskins reproduce and they turn the lands as brown as their poo skin.
and yet somehow our ancestors were dumb and "caring" enough to not genocide poop.

"india" was a race of h'white people who did all the important shit that india is known for like writing the Vedas. They just made the mistake of letting aus-aboriginal tier people into their culture.

If they're brown don't keep them around.

You are talking to several people who are telling you how fucking stupid and ignorant you are.

Krishna also has blue eyes and I don't quite see why having some nonwhite characters makes the Hindu mythology not founded on ancient whites. Vast majority of the characters in Hinduism are white people, and again, ancient Aryans literally did found and control the civilizations in India back then. This has been proven by archaelogy and other historical findings time and again. This is some pretty basic historical knowledge you are lacking.

Getting a bit confused are you? Persia is not in India. But since you brought it up, Persians are also descendants of ancient Aryans. The thing about Persians and high caste Indians is, that they are not pure Aryans because of race mixing. The last remaining pure Aryans in the world are Germanic people.

A person would have to be delusional to claim these characters in Hinduism are not depicting white, Germanic people.

Mass immigrated to Western countries, illegally undercutting the natives.
Contributing the racial dilution of white nations.
Smelling terrible.
Muttering everything when the most important thing about their job is talking to customers.

Not to mention shitting in my streets.

So these "Ancient Aryans" are Gypsies from another time?

Projecting what?

Nigger the mythos doesn't excuse the people who actually lived there. You can have a god that's as black as Zwarte Piet but it won't change the skin of the people living there.
Yes, it's a well known fact that there is a difference in skin color between Persian remnants and the normal mudslime. Note that I say remnants because they were mostly bred out. Look at this image, you can see the Syrians at the top are much lighter than the garden variety shitskin below.
Your next post will be "hurr u say syrians are just like nords muh 1 drop rule you r jew"

Ironically the shitskin dravidians are the only state in the whole country with a 100% literacy rate while the caste conscious Rajasthanis are drowning their daughters and institutionalizing cuckoldry to protect their populations.
Yours is a failed country simply because of how communism is enshrined in your constitution.

So you don't even know what aryan means
Keep spouting this KANGZ tier bullshit. Maybe in a few decades when you have a sizable following, the stupidity of your ilk will provide me some entertainment.

I agree with you mostly but I'm pretty sure it's not called indo-european because it came from india.

White race isn't just a skin color you kike
Don't think your race dilution tactics will work here.

What are you talking about? Ancient Aryans are Germanic people. Germanic people originate from Asia. Whites lived in other regions for far longer than we have lived in Europe so far. All bronze age and earlier civilizations in India, Siberia, Middle East and America were founded by whites.
Gypsies are Dravidians, not Aryans, dumbass.

No cuck-user, YOU don't know what Aryan means. Persians are race mixed mongrel descendants of Aryans. They are not Aryan anymore because they didn't stay pure. Germanics are pure Aryans, they are the only ones who stayed in the same state as their ancestor Aryans from the bronze age.

It's called history. These are facts, and you're a triggered nigger it seems.

That is literally why it's Indo-European man…

Gypsies come from Northern India though.

But the proto-indo-eauropean language came from the area that's now ukraine and spread to indea.

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Is that an image of your trying to hide your nose?

Do you not realize how idiotic your "logic" is? Because Aryans came from Northern India and Gypsies came from Northern India, that must mean they are the same race? North India is a pretty fucking large area man, and Gypsies came from there about 11 000 years later than Aryans. Wow, it's almost like the area was populated by shitskins 11k years later.

Aryans were going all over the world back then, as archaelogical findings prove. We are truly a race of explorers.

I would just ditch thread by this point, user. But please continue, I haven't laughed in a while.

Its pretty amusing to me seeing larpers spout their version of WE WUZ. I want to see how deep this delusion goes.

If "we wuz slaves and shieet" is your mantra, by all means, have fun with that.

You really are the poster child of what historical revisionists are trying to pull. Next youll tell me all great inventions were made by black people.

You do know that remains of aryans are found in many places in the world, right?

Our stance has historical evidence, archaelogical evidence. Yours has nothing, only triggered feels because you hate the FACT that ancient white people founded all the advanced civilizations tens of thousands of years ago.
Nothing "WE WUZ" about the truth. Not similar to nig nogs actually rewriting history because they feel ashamed of never accomplishing anything.

I was not the one upholding literal fan fiction about a moolie as the history of the white race.
The fact you think that something like that holds water makes it very amusing to me. Perhaps in a few centuries we might have Harry Potter being pushed as reality with certain loonies thinking magic was real but vanished because of muggles.

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Literal mummies of red haired and blue eyed people who were about 50% taller than Amerindians have been found all over America. Plus the Solutrean mummies had stone knives with them that have identical artistic engravings on them than stone knives found in Ireland.

You're just ignorant. We are speaking real history here. It has been hidden from us because the globalist elite don't want us to realize our true potential.

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the poos were not happy that he was in the game just like how they got mad that kali was in smite

I was going to mention the Linzi skulls found in China that carried European DNA, but apparently that evaluation was a mistake and the (((retesting))) of the skulls found no Euro DNA, only Chinese.

No SMT game has been released in India ever.

Football soccer is western you fool.

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Never heard about Aryan mummies found in China, pretty sure there weren't any of our ancestors there. But they absolutely have been found all over India, Middle East, North Africa, Americas, and even Antarctica (which had no ice tens of thousands of years ago, and there is a continent under that ice that was visible back then). So, they actually had invented sailing across the world already back then.

Neat info, saved the Anasazi one.

Why didn't they just print the original box art?
It's not like they didn't have access to it.

It's not as eye-catching. Who gives a fuck about composition and appropriate colors when you can have eye-catching colors and as many famous characters as possible

hahaha, india writes itself

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Apparently, pooja translates to "To worship almighty", so it's not out of the question that "Poo" translates to almighty.

Fuck off, i don't believe you.

Makes me question what they might think of The Great Mighty Poo, if that's actually true.

Then what did Slavs mix with to not be 'pure'? Clearly they're neither nigger nor arab.

I checked Jewgle Translate. It claims "पूजा"/"pooja" = "prayer". Experimentation reveals "पूज"/"pooj" = "worship", but I think "poo" by itself doesn't have a meaning.

Slavs have a good bit of Asian in em. Still white though.

So I don't need to chop off my balls if one of my parents was a slav/germanic mix and the other a slav, right?

dubs

You can't make this shit up.

No.

Actually, yes. You should.

kek

well, he did get dubs unlike you

HOW DO YOU SPEED RUN AN INDIAN GAME?

Laxatives.

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Yeah Slavs have like 1-2% Asian DNA which is enough to make them look that different from Germanics. But don't worry about it, just make sure you and your descendants don't race mix and that Asian DNA will disappear more each generation. Eventually your descendants will get to like 99.9999% white again.

They taught the Arabs how to count. That's unforgivable.

You're fucking retarded Cletus

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Tocharians.

Not saying what you're saying isn't true, but the thing about swastikas and those swirly is that they're pretty easy to draw they look somewhat aesthetically pleasing. They're some of the first things(or at least they were pre-WW2) that a kid draws and thinks "that looks pretty cool, and I made it!" It's not unlikely that those symbols became so widespread do to the fact that they're just easy to draw, fun to draw, and they look nice.

It's a similar thing with pyramids. Give a civilization enough time building big things out of stones and they'll eventually, through trial and error, start making pyramids do to the fact that they're the least likely type of structure to be knocked down.

It's the easiest and most pleasant way to draw the sun.

WE

I feel I should clarify on this bit. The reason this stopped after WW2 is because most parents since then freak out when they find their kids drawing swastikas and immediately tell them to stop.

I remember playing superman as a kid and my mom freaking the fuck out because it looked like I was sieg heiling. WELL GUESS WHAT MOM

Why should I know or even care about who some nigger from a nigger religion is from?
is there any benefit from learning from some shitty curry hurqa durqa religion?

Thanks senpai

not an arguement and has nothing to do with my question.
further proving that you have no argument and do not belong here.
the day we remove all shitskin IPs will be the day Holla Forums is made great again.

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Hey, don't compare apes to niggers. Very rude!

There was two main classes of people in India, the people who migrated from Europe and settled in the north and then the Asian migrants in the south. It's why Northern India had a lot of European elements and is the reason why we use Indo-European to describe culture and traditions of the original people in the region. However the southern people through breeding with the northerners among other events more or less absorbed these areas of India, leaving it as the absolute ass backwards civilization it is today. Perhaps if the North Indians were still around they would be a superpower by 2020.

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Not sure if you know but the people who founded the Hindu religion closer to being white people than they are Pajeets

Did your brain turn off and your trigger switch turned on?

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Good taste

Got any names?

Are you baiting or genuinely retarded?

This is important. More importantly is the origin of the mythos in question. Christianity spread to Japan for a while but it certainly didn't originate there, it doesn't make Japanese people the same race as the people they worship. The most important thing about Indian lore is the fact that there's no group of people on earth who are typically blue, purple, and bright yellow.

WE WUZ THE MESS-AH-IAH AND SHIET

I come back and yet still no proof hinduism is white or that the founders were white people.
Truley this shitskin retards are not worth debating.

Hindus are taking away white people jobs, polluting the planet and dumping their babys in "sacred" rivers full of poop.
It is not only anti-white but is killing the environment.
I'm sorry but your defense of a shit religion is not going to achieve anything.

The shitskins are gone, this is good.
We're making Holla Forums great again.

Bump

Yep, same with Egypt and Persia. White genetic superiority emerged, most notably the haplogroup J2 giving those carrying it ginger hair and coloured eyes that can be found among "great leaders" like Tutenhamen or Prophet Mohammed both of who were gingers with green eyes. People fled to Europe during the end of the "fertile era" in Egypt and other Saharan places around the time the bible was written due to shitskin expansion.

It's good to see it's not our fault for the white race killing themselves. And they keep blaming my black dick for stealing them. It's only one girl I'm having kids with and they all go ape shit on me.

>>>/his/

Why would you attempt to debate a shitskin

>inb4 "daddy I want to prove it wrong!"

Even if you look at shit scientifically the only ones that come close to the white skin of caucasoids are some mediterranean races and even then they're actually just beige whereas whites are pink, pale or cream.

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Reported.

does someone pay these kids to say this shit or what?

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Exactly.
Even basketball isn't really popular in 3rd world countries because most of the floor is just petrified mud and basketballs don't bounce properly. But you can play soccer everywhere.

Thick.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desi_Adda

They aren't worshipping the toilet, they are showing thanks for it.
The article is also fake, it gives itself away at the end.

There is enough to make fun of pajeets you don't make them up.

That one was made by canadians.

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Close enough to worship for me.

Lol

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Actually it was an American based group of poos that were angry, and it was a very small group in one state. Everyone else was just eh about it.

Wut?

This makes me wish for a gorilla monster girl or a gorilla japari friend

Ask and ye shall receive.

hockey is crazy popular in Russia and other eastern europe countries tho

Thanks user, she's pretty cute. I'd marry her. Is the game any good?

It was reportedly just a bland ripoff of a gacha game, but it's not like it matters since nexon closed it down two months before the anime.

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The sport still originated from the west. Besides, Russia/Eastern Europe are practically considered "Western" now, with the "East" now being reserved for Asia and nothing else.

Come taste my "arab rice" and then say it.
I'm Latino btw