Hey Holla Forums, inviting you to come simulate politics in autism blocks 1.8.8.
IP: the.paradigmfactions.com
This server is a spiritual successor to the constant failures of Holla Forumsandcraft. This time, the moderation is impartial, dedicated, and every political ideology is encouraged equally.
We've made a a lot of improvements, with many plugins, which hopefully serve to make the base game more entertaining. For example, we have included a board of select-able political ideologies, have limited PvP enchantments to a max of (III) to discourage grinding, and added a dynamic market based off calculated supply and demand.
works on more operating systems, runs smoother, runs on older computers smoothly or at least some of them, has a smaller but less cucked and in my honest opinion, much much better mod community. I really loved playing minetest with Holla Forums before the server owner/mod went insane and destroyed everything and refused to ban bad people and let them ruin everyone elses fun.
get a Holla Forums server up and running and get support of Holla Forums community and add lots of really great mods so we actually have a good amount of bros to play with and I will gladly come and play with you all. I will never touch cucked minecraft however.
if I'm not mistaken minetest is open source and FOSS but check yourself and do your own research.
I would love to play some kind of weird modded minetest that feels like spacestation13 in first person with Holla Forums and maybe we can get some of the good people from Holla Forums to come too. might redpill some people from Holla Forums while we're at it.
Kayden Hall
paying for minecraft when you can play minetest FOR FREE
Bentley Ramirez
I certainly hear you guys, but I'm not sure minetest has anywhere near the same kind of capabilities plugins can provide on minecraft, especially for what we're looking for Paradigm.
This is coming from someone with next to no programming knowledge.
Sebastian Garcia
I'm a mild freetard but I don't mind using Minecraft. The only problem is I don't have a real account. Also, how's the fascist/natsoc faction?
James Turner
So are you gonna buy me an account, or what?
Hudson Harris
Holla Forums had a server owner open one up for us and they modded the everloving fuckbuster out of that server and it was great. I have no doubts a Holla Forums mod could be done.
Zachary Hall
anons you DO know that minecraft is owned by 4J studios since it was sold off from notch's team. that means microsoft owns that shit now. you might as well be running windows 10 on whatever you play minecraft on. anyway mincraft lost its magic long ago when they started catering to normal people who love paying for DLC and love the DRM.
minetest is available for just about everyone and doesn't brick your pc with memory overload.
Logan Lee
minetest, however, is shit and none of the mods fix it
Michael Rogers
spotted the shill
Mason Sullivan
for those wondering, minetest looks alot like minecraft, but runs smoother. that's basically it. you can run it on windows or linux or mac if I'm not getting mixed up here, and different people from different operating systems can play on the same server
Christian Russell
The netcode is bad, mobs are terrible, generally everything feels worse and mods don't manage to fix anything other than adding clusterfucked crafting systems that don't interact with each other. There are no mod packs to turn the game into a more cohesive, well-crafted experience like Minecraft has, to my knowledge.
Andrew Young
Something else I have to add, the weapons are spectacularly terrible and I've tried several mods from the Holla Forums server.
Julian Taylor
There's a few. Everyone is optimistic about new players joining, including the fashy players.
tell me the plugin that allows cracked accounts, and I'll install it.
globalist shills hate when you use free things instead of buying something for sheckles
Andrew Russell
Fuck off, only libtards believe in that kike lie
Angel Brown
The point is, if you're kiked you can play too. Political shitposting isn't as fun without opponents.
Isaiah Butler
Dodging the argument completely and ignoring that I'm complaining about the lack of pirate-friendliness is easier.
Jack Taylor
why would you pirate literally shit when you can play gold like minetest for free?
Caleb Reyes
anti thread slide. they mad because minetest is free.
Cooper Morgan
This man understands the eternal struggle.
Hudson Richardson
why the fuck do americans have such a raging hard-on for politics when most of their politics is just a giant left vs right shit-slinging chimp out that accomplishes and resolves absolutely nothing
Daniel Smith
NIgger, minecraft is 26 bucks. I'm not spending that on this shit. Make a cracked serb or some shit i.e.
Angel Russell
But we're talking about legitimate ideologies here, not "American" politics
Angel Fisher
There are legit 16 distinct ideologies, on four different sectors.
Blake Mitchell
Congrats, you've discovered why democracy is shit.
Benjamin Nelson
Ebin. I bet you think Capitalism is bad too.
Jayden Peterson
minetest is free and a superior game to minecraft.
wake the fuck up. I want to play already. stop fucking around.
Anyone else glad that this thing became a shitty meme?
Sebastian Watson
My new test
Caleb Rodriguez
political compass = datamine.
Nicholas Reed
dubs don't lie
Nolan Gutierrez
FUCK
Jaxson Baker
Do I get a prize?
Isaac Thomas
the red and green should be swapped around.
Gavin Scott
Why?
Andrew Brown
Pussy ass shit
Caleb Reyes
All of the colors are wrong except yellow for lolbergs.
Brandon James
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Lincoln Williams
That would probably make Windows sue them.
Bentley Bennett
bump
Thomas Williams
What mods?
Oliver Ward
assume you mean plugins?
-Factions -UltiMarket (supply & demand economy) -Turrets -Extremely powerful and expensive anti-cheat plugins, that totally nullify hacking. -Jobs (gives xp for enchanting while doing a specified job) -Many minor plugins that get rid of unfun elements in the game, like hours of grinding and power imbalances in PvP.
Jonathan Baker
That still does not sound like even remotely enough plugins for me to care. If you can't obliterate your political dissenters with magitek, what's the point?
Isaiah Evans
fair enough.
Logan Bennett
nigga minetest has actively capable fucking lua scripting, and not the shitty Java-spaghetti workarounds on Notch's shitpile
Josiah Wilson
I remember getting literal hitler tier on the old chart. This one is ok.
Angel Butler
Go back to your rat's nest already
Logan Young
Doesn't matter how many of these tests I take, it always comes out the same.
Ryder Watson
This can't be real…
Caleb Cruz
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Cooper Nguyen
get out normalfag
Carson Walker
boring
Landon Harris
Why 1.8.8? Did they fuck it up after that or something?
Aiden Long
Benevolent dictatorship honestly sounds pretty good. The only downside is making it last generations, and that too much political power in one person makes them them an easy target for assassination.
Hudson Stewart
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Owen Murphy
Yeah fuck that, I don't want to play with homosexual lolbergs and Ancaps who pretend they support fascism because their ideals are incompatible with niggers, beaners and sandniggers.
Camden Fisher
no guns?
Lucas Ward
Any true IB memecraft server should have ICBM or something like it.
Oliver Morgan
Did your feelings get hurt, tumblrina?
Aaron Lopez
Oh boy, /commiepol/ is not gonna be happy about this one.
Aiden Reed
I didn't mean in the TRS or 4chan way, but I can see how you took it that way.
nah those would be too difficult to implement as plugins.
They've been behaving lately.
Brody Bell
there are gun plugins. crackshot for example.
Grayson Reed
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Jonathan Lopez
I'll look into it.
Jaxon Cruz
Commit suicide.
Levi Taylor
servers actually bretty good guys
Camden Perez
...
Luis Kelly
My Nigger
Charles Johnson
somebody help
Isaiah Gomez
feel like I'm slightly further center than this but better dead than red
Jeremiah Gonzalez
typical tricks shlomo
Dominic Reyes
Like every test, it has some questions that become nonsensical/misleading if you reject their premise. Tariffs are a good tool to create jobs, but that doesn't mean I think protecting jobs is a good thing.
Jace Cooper
VIDEO GAMES
Jayden Martinez
roads
Connor Rivera
...
Connor Watson
...
Cooper Young
What's the political ideology for bandits, pirates and looters?
Justin Taylor
So apparently I was actually Reagan all along
Camden Jenkins
Try primitivist, or AnCom, maybe.
Carter Bailey
Pirates were some of the first anarchists, user.
Brody Watson
(1)
Christopher Cruz
As long as they weren't on their ship. While you were on the ship the captain's word was law and everyone who didn't do what he said, including voting for him when voting for a new captain, was punished for mutiny
Samuel Garcia
I don't think you can call pirates anarchists. They had a status hierarchy (captain, first mate, etc.), and they followed the rules set by those higher than them in the hierarchy.
Josiah Gomez
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Jacob Carter
No, you're thinking of Navy ships. The whole point of sailors ditching the navy and joining pirates is because they were paid better and actually had some control over what the fuck the ship did. The captain still called the shots, but they did vote for him - and not in whatever rigged bullshit you're talking about. If my captain flogged people who didn't vote for him then me and my mates would throw his ass off the ship.
Jacob Smith
Eh.
Evan Gutierrez
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David Diaz
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Caleb Moore
These tests always feel wrong, especially since so many questions depend on the situation.
John Walker
People arent allowed to act like niggers on the server? Thats not much fun.
Jason Perez
You can, but there needs to be standards. Otherwise everyone will act like a nigger, and being one nigger among many isn't much fun either.
Dominic Sanchez
So I guess what I'm trying to say…
Is be a nigger in moderation.
Adrian Myers
You can have wildly different 'ideological' positions on different policies, these charts can never reflect that. Somebody can want universal healthcare and low corporate tax, they can want gay marriage and a ban on muslims. These charts are incapable of showing any individual nuance; they're just template thread bait.
Logan James
>>>Holla Forums
Liam Russell
Be a nigger elsewhere schlomo.
Oliver Taylor
This would put them towards the center, since they support some degree of economic restriction and some degree of economic freedom This would also be towards the middle, leaning upward, since they want some degree of equality under the law while also wanting government enforcement of (morality/whatever).
This chart is for people with principles, so of course those with cognitive dissonance will be lumped in the middle.
Aaron Peterson
And look at Venezuela now. Holy shit.
Colton Hughes
I operate on another level.
Xavier Russell
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Gabriel Lewis
By that logic someone with the exact opposite opinions(private health/high corp tax, no gay marriage/import 'refugees') would be placed in the same group.
You are why /polk/ and /brit/ exist.
Owen Cox
You're misinterpreting the point of the chart. It's not meant to show specific issues. It's meant to show a person's willingness to have government involvement in economics and personal liberty. Yes, your examples would be lumped together, because they are fine with middling amounts of government meddling (only disagreeing in what areas require meddling).
Nathaniel Flores
bump
Ryan Myers
bump
Luftwaffe best faction
David King
heck you zizzle and my comfy cave
Jose Bennett
A guy does this nearly everyday. Inputs a strange command that doesn't exist followed by a long list of random equations.
Joseph Russell
welp, that's comforting to know that the server could go down any second.