Consolefags and Idorts tried to warn you about GTA5.
The shills did an excellent job with Vanquish. They've convinced PC-Only gamers that it's the hottest thing since Bayonetta.
All that glitters is not gold and let me tell you right now, Vanquish is shit.
It tries to be Bayonetta with a dude, but fails on every single level imaginable.
It has 5 difficulties. But let's be real.
This shit only has three difficulties, EZ Peasy (normal) , Die in Two Hits ( hard) and Die in 1.5 hits ( God Hard)
You have to complete Die in Two Hits to unlock God hard.
Oh and that is the only fucking unlockable in the game. There's no cool armor. There's nothing to fucking unlock.
Note: at this time, I can't imagine what is worse.
No unlockables or having a golden shit unlockable like Zelda BOTW.
The weapon upgrade system is shit.
Die? Lose your weapons. You will die at least twice doing Mission 6. It's a bullshit escort mission and dying resets the escorts health at your check point. Did I mention that the escort takes increased damage on higher difficulties? If you have the DLC Weapons, it's easy.
Save and quit the game? Lose your weapons, it's a glitch but they never bothered to patch it.
On God Hard, the best weapon in the game is DLC.
Since you can't upgrade your weapons on that difficulty, if you don't have the DLC?
ENJOY STAGE 3 BECAUSE YOU'LL BE REPLAYING IT ALOT.
Glitchy -Shoot It Until It Dies bosses.
Except for that claw fucker who can magically glitch through walls for it's instant kill attack.
Want to know what's even better than Instant Kill Bosses?
The game will glitch badly if you're actually good at it and manage to do heavy damage/ kill it BEFORE the scripted events happen.
Shit generic soundtrack. There's nothing memorable. There's nothing interesting. It's just bland, it's like they used up every penny they had for Metal Gear Rising's soundtrack.
And the worst part? No replay value. There's fuck all to unlock besides God Hard, which just isn't fun and Leaderboard jerking. I get no satisifaction for being on a fucking leaderboard. Gimmie infinite ammo. Let me play as Burns. GIVE ME BURNS' GUN. ANYTHING.
No. Beat God Hard and whooptie fucking doo, leaderboard. Thanks for nothing.
Positives? A human version of the GPO2 and Cali gets nuked and it's one of the few games where cigarettes are used offensively.
In the big list of shitty third person shooters, Quantum Theory and Mind Jack were better than Vanqish.