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Inb4 April 1st

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But why?

April fools or not, it's already a joke.

Cool, I'll show Keving from school who's boss now.

This is obviously an April Fools day prank bro, its okay I guess, I mildly chuckled

But can we actually spread it like it's the real deal?

>>>Holla Forums

I actually liked this idea. Let the AI grind for me.

Watch out for any journo falling for this


Shouldn't it be made closer to the actual date? What is considered too close and too far?

Keep crying.

WHAT IF I PUT IT INSIDE A WII. OR A PS2. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!?

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>corroborating with trolls for fun and lulz
Not on neo-Holla Forums. Instead of acting like edgy 12 year olds we now act like edgy 16 year olds. This means no fun allowed other than porn/degeneracy/suicide-posting .

Bogposting is more of a cuckchan thing though.

but user nobody bogpost on Holla Forums
its just this samefag user avatarfagging on Holla Forums
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So is Aaron Webber in charge of NVIDIA Twitter now?

Oh, I'm sorry then.

Go kill yourself nigger, I have to masturbate on my noose.

There's another whole day of this shit.

What is this? Some new meme?

Shh, just let anons think they're cool.

It'd be really cool if this shit actually existed. Just imagine it…
Finally you'd be able to play co-op with yourself. It'd be like if you could take your Dragon's Dogma pawn with you into other games.

10,000 I could believe, big round number and all that. But 10,080? That's just preposterous.

hahahahaha so funny joke
can't wait till this is a real thing in a few years

On the Console Side.

Armored Core 3 , Armored Core Silent Line and Armored Core Formula Front actually do this.


Then Silent Line took it to the logical extreme.

On the PC side.
Battleship Forever and Warning Forever are the only games that legitimately learn from your playing style. FEAR and FEAR 2 do not count because if you play too intelligently, the SUPER INTELLIGENT Ai will default to "SPAM GRENADES BECAUSE GRENADES WORK"


Now, the real problem is that "Learning Ais" can't learn against other computers and unless programmed correctly, it will resort to cheating like regular ai normally does.

This would be godlike for fighting games.
I'd fucking buy it.

This and OP is a faggot


Sometimes some folks make the April Fools joke a day early or so.
March 28-30 is too far off in my book and March 31 in nighttime is close enough.

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This is the worst part of the whole thing. It's bad enough that the entire world has to go through a 24-hour bombardment of fake news once a year, but it's starting to leech out into the surrounding days. Where will it end? Will the entire month of April get converted into a month of pure disinformation? Will they mimic Christmas and have it occur in another month halfway across the calendar?

What if sometime down the line, April Fools Day starts up and just never stops? We'd never get actual information again; there'd be nothing left but cringy LOLSORANDOM "joke" articles everywhere.
It's like watching civilization slowly succumb to some sort of memetic plague.

>final round at a tournament is against a team of bots based off of all the people who competed

What the fuck are you even talking about, faglover?

April 1st

Is this like that console that claims to be able to make an infinite number of video games? Real or not, what a retarded idea.

That already happened, user. What nightmare, you’re awake.

I don't get it, it's the 31th!

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Didn't you know? You habe to do everything days beforehand, like selling halloween shit in August or Christmas deals in September.

what if in this universe April Fools Day is the only day of the year when they tell the truth as a joke

Hmm…

I sure enjoy this hellish world we are living in

Reported.

How would the world work if it was all lies all the time? Wouldn't be very good for survival.

Why is japan so advanced

Well, at this point I'm totally fine with killing any and all normalfags/leftists for good. Dylan Klebold & Eric Harris did nothing wrong and the Columbine High School massacre was justified.

i knew it, every time.

I know this is bait but as I was reading the text and looking at that faggot eating pizza I could feel my inner "reeee" building as I continued.

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KILL LITERALLY EVERYONE SACRIFICE ALL TO THE BLOOD LORD

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Klebold was a Jew.

Way to make it unfunny. Faggot.

its not supposed to be funny its supposed to be hot

No? The pathetic sad fuck was what made it funny.

Actually sounds like a cool idea, we could even organize a tourney to see who the best AI trainer is, like the Westminster dog show but with game bots.

We could make them play Custom Robo

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It's just an amiibo

People have no fun. Your anger is retarded.

you're an amiibo

w-what?
What's with this sudden bully?

Think about it user, life is just a software simulation.

if you really wanted to just have fun you'd actually make up something creative instead of just piggybacking on jews pipe dream

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Hey, at least he's right about normalfags being pieces of shits

MIS-FOOLERS BELONG IN JAIL!

yfw this won't be a joke but a reality in five years time.

USB AI
why can't they make USB grafx cards, the last fucking thing i want is to trust a fucking bot to play a game for me.

Timezones nigger!

How long til Holla Forums makes it go full Nazi…again

This shit has to be a joke.

Now that I think about it, this would be cool if it meant having a portable Tay to take around.

I always thought that "doge" is pronounced like "doggie", rather than "doug".

Never change

It isn't pronounced like anything because retarded internet memes should never be spoken aloud.

jiff

1. "Dohgi"
2. "Doggie"
3. "Doge"
4. "Doehg"
5. "DOUEHJ"
6. "Doke"


Which one, Holla Forums?

Nvidia cheats in benchmarks, and now Nvidia brings cheating to gamers!

>>>Holla Forums

8/pol/ doesn't allow bogposting. Try your forced memes when you're back on cuckchan.

It's pronounced doh-jay

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Since shiba inus are japanese, I always assumed doge was romanized jap and pronounced like it would be in jap, but I have a bad habit of saying "doag", like the first half of hoagie. Anyone who says "doazh" with a soft j (I think it's a soft j) sound needs to be fucking shot.

this is [s4s]'s pronunciation and therefore correct

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all of them

doogul

thats actually pretty funny

Fuckin' beautiful.

4. Rhymes with "rogue."

And I always thought memes were me-me

saying me-me makes you the lowest race

I love how everyone focused on that skin and not the character that came with that patch that was added to the game solely to make a Kappa/watch me nene reference.