GOOOOOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO WHOSE VIDYA IS IT ANYWAY!
Starring: Perpetually masturbating, user! "But it chafes, man.", user! "Did you see where my Daki is?", user! And [dick sucking noises], user! I'm Drewanon, let's come on down!
Yes, welcome to Whose Vidya is it Anyway, the game show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yessir, the points are just like EA's promises. Completely irrelevant.
We'll start things off with a little game I like to call "Scenes from a Hat." The concept is simple: we get people to write suggestions for things they'd like to see our Anons act out on slips of paper. We take the good ones and put them in this snazzy hat; the bad ones get mailed to Zoey Quinn. Now, the first suggestion is:
Do you think we should add a white man to overwatch? You're fired.
Robert Cooper
What Ashley Burch is thinking right now.
Tyler Howard
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Grayson Allen
well it certainly isn't your Vidya!
Jackson Parker
Tough crowd today, I see.
That'll cost you 5,000 points, bud.
Jace Gonzalez
Gosh that was a horrible day. I'm sure glad I'm not…
Oh…
Brody Long
What you can say about the Nintendo Switch, but not your girlfriend or waifu.
Aiden Moore
Why does it always make that screeching noise? what if the switch is my waifu?
Christopher Roberts
I'm going to enjoy the milking game on you.
Luke Morales
Then I've got some questions for you, user.
If user became a voice actor.
Christian Carter
多分私は日本語で話すことで才能の不足を隠すことができます
Ryder Edwards
Oh boy I can't wait to watch that new movie user VA'd for, let's start.
Levi Sanders
How did I end up back in 2011?
Nolan Morris
When That Kid comes over.
Jordan Anderson
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Evan Brown
Given that your current Dad does not actually work for Nintendo, you're apparently adopted.
Noah Lewis
Here, bro. You can use this controller. Don't worry, it's not connected.
John Carter
Dudebro tries to explain a JRPG.
If it's alright with you anons, I'll be slowing down to see if more jump in.
Sebastian Price
do it way slower, give different anons a chance. like you know, the actual show
Henry Martinez
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Nathaniel Allen
no one's posting because it's 2 in the afternoon dumbass
Luis Stewart
Look, user, I'm not nearly as talented, nor beautiful, as Drew. I can only do so much.
wew
Wyatt Scott
but you always mocked me for playing Final Fantasy. ^I actually had this conversation IRL back in 1997
Joshua Foster
JRPGs are like what Skyrim would be if it was gay anime shit and not fun.
Elijah Sanchez
My sympathies.
Alternate titles for Overwatch.
Logan Myers
Reddit.
Hunter Murphy
“What should we do about this racist sexist islamophobic homophobic transphobic bigot in the White House?” “Let’s ban all usernames that include his.”
Grayson Wright
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Christopher Price
Group Barracks 2
Ryder Campbell
Normalfag trap.
Julian Brooks
(heild) Futanari Porn generator
Andrew Mitchell
Your lateness nets you a deduction of 500 points and take a trip to my desk.
Made me snort irl. You're awarded 9,999,999 points. Also, pic related.
Nicholas Morales
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Julian Mitchell
"We made something slightly better than modern WoW"
Tyler Baker
DON'T FORGET THE HOEDOWN THIS TIME DREW
Zachary Taylor
Battleborn
Brody Long
user tries to get dubs but fails.
Adrian Moore
What do you think I am? Some kind of double poster?
If user designed his own game.
Landon Bell
Yandere Simulator
Daniel Campbell
"Shota on futa simulator…huh"
Brody Gomez
Autism Simulator
Ryan Cox
Masturbating in the shower 65
Thomas Myers
Ranting on an imageboard instead of playing games-simulator.
Brody Ortiz
Micromanaging your harem of Right-Wing Death Squads while juggling a romantic relationship with your sister, who is also your daughter, all while uncovering a plot by the Jewish populace to destroy the world.
Waiting for someone to ignore the flag :^)
Henry King
"And here is our custom controller designed in collaboration with bad dragon to have the best gaming experience!"
Joshua Nguyen
What you can say about your favorite game, but not your girlfriend or waifu.
Luis Gonzalez
It exists
Leo Edwards
I paid half price for it.
Jayden Cooper
It actually makes me happy
Parker Martin
I can mod it to make it better.
Jason Flores
It never cries.
Aaron Harris
Its still alive. Just kidding, its dead and gone.
Adam Cox
It has thousands of lewd images of it posted on various boorus.
Benjamin Phillips
What is moonman doom? Oh shit this isn't jeopardy
I can beat it an it wont call the cops.
Kayden Fisher
You always know how to make me happy.
Jordan Wright
It's good for a quick five minute session.
Alexander Lewis
"You're alright"
Luis Hall
It has plenty of weapons that are curved, unlike my waifu .
Nathan Richardson
I can't wait for the expansion.
Joshua Gray
It can handle hundreds of people at once.
Grayson Collins
Now that gave me a hearty chuckle, m9.
Favorite pickup lines used at Cons.
Jonathan Long
oWo what's this? *unzips dick*
William Cox
can I buy your drink?
Nolan Scott
Believe me, this fursuit makes me look fatter.
Mason Cook
I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE!
Anthony Smith
Can i grab your ass?
John Martinez
Go Home Gamergirl!
Dominic Foster
They say the dick makes it better, so how about see if that's true?
Michael Ortiz
Fuck this human interactions, I will just watch the live streams.
Aiden White
I have two eggs, please eat them for me
Connor White
...
Asher Bennett
They say rubbing cum on your face makes you look 10 years younger, and goddamn I bet you looked great when you were 12.
Wyatt Phillips
(checked)
Made me choke on my water, shit.
What Hideki Kamiya is thinking right now.
Justin Jackson
1 extra hour at the ball pit.
Jack Torres
HURR
Isaiah Garcia
BLOCKED
Leo Butler
Who gives a fuck?
Michael Butler
I wont work on the Wonderful 101 sequel until everyone on twitter is blocked.
Luke Smith
...
Ethan Parker
Hey bitch do you like cock? Hey bitch do you like cock?
Easton Edwards
Wow, everyone's so nice once you block them.
Nathaniel Wood
I'm glad i'm not working on scalebound
Matthew Lewis
...
Liam Hughes
Eat shit.
Parker Morales
no one will know e621 was my inspiration
Jayden Sanders
wat
Samuel Smith
Annual trustee meetings at Bioware.
Leo Martinez
These arent 60 fps!!
Lincoln Barnes
That's a shitty pic.
Parker Taylor
...
Elijah Cook
What's it take to get someone to flirt with you around here?
Jeremiah Cox
Add more trannies and call everyone who dislikes the game homophobic, this way our profits will grow!
Grayson Turner
Our profits may have down 80% but at least we're diverse!
Blake Hernandez
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Elijah Flores
there are too many men hear. Quick Fred take one for the team, you need to get a sex change before Heidi shows up or its off with all our balls.
Blake Jackson
here*
Gavin Perez
We need to double the size of our meetings because despite diversity, everyone here is 3/5 of a person
Josiah Wright
I think our real strength is in our diversity. Sure, its not much, but its a hell of a lot better than our ability to make good games.
Jason Price
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Brody Stewart
Welcome to a new edition of our gay dick sucking contest!
Benjamin Ward
First one to get BLACKED gets to stay in my board room
Jeremiah Murphy
Do we still have writers?
Adam Lopez
Maybe he's wondering who would cuck a man beofre throwing him out of an office.
Nolan Long
People from cisnumbered homes are not welcome here
Henry Smith
...
Kayden James
Dudebro and Redditkid meet at E3.
Jaxson Morales
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Zachary Barnes
Dude, lmao, did you see that new fucking CoD bro???
Yeah, but did you see those explosions?
Zachary Roberts
...
Jayden Clark
...
Aaron Taylor
"Haha bro what do you mean that you pre-ordered the narwhal bacon upvote?" "It's a meme you dip"
Sebastian Sanchez
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Sebastian Scott
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Chase Jenkins
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Dylan Jackson
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Evan Stewart
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Matthew Rogers
When that weeaboo talks to normalfags about video games.
Asher Campbell
Everything is wrong with Call of Duty these days
Hunter Lee
Spooped.
Daniel Nelson
...
Zachary Fisher
新しいSword Art Onlineの予告編を見ましたか？ それは信じられないように見えます！
Juan Miller
How can you even like this game? There's no pure waifu to latch onto, you can't fuck the villain and there's no option to enjoy monster-bara.
Oliver Kelly
...
Joshua Wright
...
Levi Johnson
Yeah i cant get into this game. The voices are irritating
Anthony Rodriguez
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Juan Brooks
Video games are Kawaii because you can play as any Gender you Like!
David Murphy
If he keeps talking to that body pillow he brings around, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call the police.
William Robinson
Still never played one that let me choose attack helicopter.
Joseph Watson
When user invites Billy Herrington over for a round of fighting games.
Adam Murphy
I'll show who's boss of this house
Nolan Robinson
I'll show you who's the boss of this Tekken game.
Jordan Bell
lmao
Leo Hall
...
Parker Rodriguez
Well Billy, I won fair and square ..b-best 3 out of 5?
Cameron Martin
Heres your controller.
Hunter Harris
...
Anthony Hughes
...
Connor Davis
both user and billy learn to fly
Jason Brooks
I main Urien
Lincoln Walker
Where that kid who ran like Sonic in elementary school is now.
Sebastian Myers
Not on an imageboard playing Whose Line Is It Anyway while talking about gay pornstars. ;-;
Samuel Jones
We already know, it's chrischan
Kevin Anderson
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Christopher Perry
"JULAAAAAAAAAAY"
Hudson Anderson
...
Cameron Ortiz
...
Nolan Anderson
might as well move on to the next one already
Easton Williams
Running like naruto to work everyday
Zachary Davis
...
Jace Allen
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Dylan Morgan
DO IT FAGGOT
When casuals try to demonstrate their "skills".
Camden Nguyen
from thumbnail I thought he was max payne
Robert Powell
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Oliver Richardson
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John Smith
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Jose Jackson
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Eli Walker
BRO CHECK OUT MY OVERWATCH PLAY OF THE GAME BRO DID YOU SEE ME TIME THAT ULTIMATE???
Nicholas Phillips
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Joshua Nelson
this is a trick question.
Lucas Jones
I beat skyrim on hard, but cant seem to get past the first minutes of Demons' souls.
Bentley Clark
Ya know, I played twitch plays pokemon.
Oliver Harris
The legends say he still runs to this day.
Hudson Thompson
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Brandon Edwards
I can quickscope without Dewritos
Mason Johnson
Famous video game quotes translated by NoA.
Caleb James
"Grumble grumble"
Elijah Parker
…
Easton James
...
Cooper Phillips
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Isaiah Davis
"Yo Xir, still fighting the patriarchy?"
Brayden Barnes
"Good job" "Wow! That was EPIC! EPIC FTW!"
Brayden Morris
never knew a sonic kid, but did know a kid who hissed like a vampire and made cat sounds.
YO Gladiolus DRUMP GOT ELECTED BECAUSE OF "FAKE" NEWS XD LOL SO RANDOM KAPPA!
Carson Perez
Changed to
Adrian Morris
They played us like a damn pickle!
Tyler Sanders
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Austin Martin
"they played us like a danged clarinet"
Henry Jackson
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Levi Edwards
The behind-the-scenes reviewing process at IGN.
Next round: HOWDOWN
John Brooks
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Bentley Nelson
...
Benjamin Sanders
I really dont- …dont dislike this game at all! 10/10
Liam Cook
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Brody Perez
A masterpiece and a pile of money are both alright to me!
Lincoln Bell
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Henry Butler
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Carson Barnes
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Eli Miller
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Jayden Martin
Hmm… EA didnt send us enough money for ME:A. 7 out of 10.
Bentley Russell
Alright Jamal give me your opinion of this.
Colton Lopez
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Jason Garcia
nothing personal kid *teleport behind you* I was born to play the clarinet.
pic related
Henry Bell
All right, everyone, that was a good Scenes from a Hat. Now we'll move on to everybody's favorite game: H O E D O W N!
What I need from the audience is an awkward situation user might get into at a Con.
Hudson Adams
Posing next to a cosplayer.
John Johnson
A MEME down
Matthew Cooper
Being at a con.
Christopher Stewart
Spilling spaghetti in front of a prominent game industry figure
Brody Watson
Random interview that leads to a xbox roulette spin.
Gavin Phillips
Going into the wrong bathroom but it was actually a tranny in the right bathroom
Austin Foster
I move to Carolina to fuck vagina but I had to buy myself a bride a girl from China
Anthony Phillips
Here we go! Okay, now since we don't have the luxury of actually being in person, here's what we'll do. Each user who wants to participate will record four improvised lines to the music linked and link it here. Then, once everyone's done, we can all listen to them in order and have a splendid time. Again, this is the Spilling Spaghetti In Front Of A Prominent Game Industry Figure Hoedown.
Elijah Bell
I actually watched this happen before at spoiler related, it was comedy gold.
Dylan Robinson
Fuck that hot chick dressed as nu-lara in the bathroom and find out that she is a he. wouldn't stop fucking it tho
Chase Campbell
Tell us the story while the other anons get their recordings done.
Nolan Rivera
I'd participate but im ass at rhyming
Alexander Stewart
Give it the good ol' college try, or I'll have to forfeit all of your points.
Jordan Scott
time to put my ryan stiles shoes and give it a go.
Parker Ross
Im might have an okay idea of a hoedown. Maybe.
Luke Lewis
Halfway through the panel the host started to talk about GG. Just as the panelist finished making his point, some tall, skinny guy who had the complexion of a vampire stood up, claimed to be from GG, and started to argue with the panelist, stuttering the whole time. Eventually the entire room erupted into the most autistic shouting match I've ever heard. I'll check with my friend to see if he recorded audio of it.
Wyatt Fisher
I have met "muh gamergate" retards in real life, they are a nuclear cringe-splosion every single time. Fedoras & man-titties.
Christian Allen
Naturally. Why is it the chumps who have no oratory ability take it upon themselves to give speeches like this?
Jackson Collins
Here's some inspiration.
Charles Clark
Actually im uploading now, just use vocaroo?
Carson Murphy
because no one else did
Lucas Jackson
That'll work, kudos to you for being a good sport, user.
Jacob Morgan
Just like Holla Forums and Holla Forums tbh. I expect many (you)s.
Elijah Hall
If you picture a skinny redheaded autist in a cosplay robe, you'd have a pretty good idea.
I also have the recording without music, but honestly it made me sound better with it so i went full autismo.
Brayden Foster
Absolute shit. Just the the actual show, good work.
Kevin Thomas
Splendid, splendid! MORE!
Isaac White
I know understand why Ryan FUCKING hated hoedowns.
Jace King
♫Everyone at EA developed a case of aids it was because of an event where user bloody spaghetti spilled in spades.♫ this user wanted to meat with Hidetaka Miyazaki but got drunk and no doubt got the HIV by fucking Zoe Quinn. the good in and out.♫ ♫He also ate her cheesecake and it was no fluke …that latter that night in a crowd of 100% user began to Puke ♫The Puke was violent and bloody and flew out in cascades It landed in the mouths of others and it how the whole Con developed Aids.♫
Charles Edwards
tell me about it. i wear the bright baby blue shoes now
Brody Sanchez
Hey at least we get the points.
Leo Smith
Well, I need to leave, everyone. Duty calls. Thanks to all the anons who had the balls to record for the Hoedown. Below is the points listing for this game.
