MASS EFFECT GLITCH FIESTA

> there are people on cuckchan who are legitimately playing this game and having fun
This is why I love you guys.

I'm banned from cuckchan thanks to Holla Forums. Someone should post this video in Holla Forums to redpill those fucks on how shitty this AAA game is. They literally can't keep getting away with it.

Not until it has Salarian cuntboys!

I'd like to have what ever fucking thing their playing

I have no doubt that guy is shilled way more often there

There are like two threads on /vg/ worth checking for news, plus shit like /meg/ for the simple purpose of collecting screencaps of faggotry, but if you even have cuck/v/ or cuck/pol/ in your browser history you should probably kill yourself.

It's not worth effort. There would be a few anons who agree with you but you guys would be drown out by the echochamber.

there's some small pocket of tumblrite Biodrones on /vg/ that eat up this shit just for the 3D relationship simulator

I never even knew of this crowbat guy before the other mass effect video. What makes him so fucking disgusting as everyone tells me he is.

I'm temp banned for posting porn on Holla Forums

Some people never played good games so they can have fun playing bad games.

Are you fucking shitting me? How can ANYONE with a fucking brain say that this steaming, cheap, pile of utter dog shit? It's so fucking bad that there are moments where I said "the nintendo 64 had better mouth to speech synchronization".

That is a sentence I thought I could never say.

Now all we need is turian porn.

He's a good content maker that lets footage speak for itself, but is shilled hard on chans and some people don't like him because of that. The videos might be monetized, too.

you rang

ahh I gotchya. Still, I personally hate people making easy money, but I see this as an excellent cause to wake some fucks up.

9:00 is the best moment

A little late OP, everyone has seen the vid already, and we already had a great thread about this shit.

Why are there no Reapers in Andromeda?

Because nuBioWEAr really, really wants you to forget that part of the story.

We really don't need anymore threads about this considering it'll just follow the same pattern.

Like shit man, at least wait a few days.

B-b-but I like these things. ;_;

tbh I do too, but it more or less ends up being the same stuff posted again and again.
Plus we already have 3 other threads like this one.

I hope you get paid at least for it and aren't that braindamaged to do it for free.

Not too mention he had blue knuckles and blue shrek as he defended the cast not looking ugly. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like taking shit but that game is broken as fuck

Guys stop wanting to dick everything with legs and some things without them too.

I will dick you

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The only board worth using cuckchan for is /ck/

Thanks for getting rid of the cyclical Mark.

BIRDFUCKERS GET OUT
Stop spamming your disgusting shit in every thread you fucking degenerate.
Fuck off to /monster/

Is this your first day on Holla Forums or something?

We should bring le /monster/ army just to piss of this fag

Yeah, this thread is for suit-rat lovers only!

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>>>/cuckchan/

Now here's someone who's speaking my language

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If cuntboys are gay then I don't wanna be straight

JUST FUCK MY GAME UP

But anons, mass effect is the best written video game of all time!

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This hurts

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The ironic thing is that Bioware don't actually care about gayshit one tiny bit and transparently use it just as a shield to deflect criticism. Remember that these are the "there is no such thing as gay in Star Wars" people.

All of the Witcher games have great writing. But honestly, in these kind of polls, what the poll is about never matters. It's just which game has the most fanboys online atm

They've been pushing this shit for years now and they STILL haven't found a way to just "slip it in" without it being janky as fuck. Everytime they put something like this in a game it sounds exactly like some purple haired cunt with stinky pits is condescendingly "educating" you with one hand on her hip and the other waving back and forth.

Most triggering thing of the whole webm

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Fuck off nigger

You could epic memetext all day and it wouldn't change a thing

It's true. They aren't the best games but they do have good writing.

>I DISAGREE WITH YOU!

Yes thank you for repeating the facts.

if you are mentally challenged, yes

Those faggots can't handle anything that doesn't have an animu face.

DONT PUT THE BLAME ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

spitzenkeks

How do you fuck up mocap? I mean fuck I don't know how it's even possible to fuck that up.

Mocap is imperfect and uncanny, it requires some touching up to be good. What you see here is mocap directly made into animations because nobody at bioware knows what the fuck they're doing.

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Yeah but goddamn I don't see indies making these kind of mistakes this is unbelievable from a goddamn AAA studio.

Thats kinda hot

I have found a really interesting video which explains in detail why especially the facial animations in Mass Effect suck so bad. The too long didn´t watch is basically:

These were probably the most important things.

Didn´t mean to sage.

webm it or just yknow, don't post yong

he steals most of his "opinions"

Do you think maybe his videos are popular here is because they are fucking too the point and self explanatory.

You cannot find a better Switch fuck up video then his, same with Adromeda.

Their isn't a fucking 5 minute speech on excuses for the devs, there isn't his fucking faggot face in the camera.

Its good content, which is why its shared fucking retard.
Not everything getting popular is the result of shills and marketers.

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Curiously that Bioware cuts from the final products interesting things, on the guise of being too polemic (like religion) and nowdays are pushing shemales, faggotry and all kind of polemic shit.
please use archive.is/updates/id/6101/article/deleted-ashley-s-cut-scene-from-mass-effect-3/

Unfortunately no sound

Is it sad that the drawings look cuter than the ugly models in the actual game?

every time

That's because /monster/ is an /a/ spinoff with a bit of Holla Forums in the mix.

tfw will never get space aids fron gay ayys

She's so autistic she's wearing adult diapers?

tfw will never get aids or space aids because not a faggot

TURARYANS ftw

I'm just saying, I'd let a Turian bareback me

Is it really? 9 times out of 10 SFM animation with sound is fucking terrible. Fuck, 9 times out of 10 porn in general is fucking terrible with sound. Am I the only one who regularly mutes porn and rather plays music over it?

I'd go raw on a turaryan though I'd worry my dick would scrap off

meant to link

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Don't forget the bowl of eggs.

Important to remember that this was made by the newest and most rookie-filled of Bioware's studios… with very little oversight.

Thats a male turian in a thong.

was trying to explain why OP was told he's fucking disgusting

No, that was LucasArts saying that shit.

Are you claiming it takes someone with more than a two digit IQ to figure out the animations and characters models are trash and the game is a broken piece of shit?

Why are regular shots like that sometimes better than full-blown porn?

looks like a female was under a female category, idk maybe but I still think it's female

idk man I jerk off to both

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Kill yourself.

I will do what I must I have gone through hells you couldn't imagine for this shit

it's not like people don't want it

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anime is weeb shit man sorry

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That was Lucasart (and in fact specifically Lucas) and the actual quote is "there is no such thing as sex in Star Wars".
Bioware wanted romance (homo romance).

Which explain so much about completely autistic depictions of relationships in the prequels…

The whole "people are mean because we have gays" is a fallacy invented by EA (operation gay curtain) for Mass Effect 3/DA2.

Bioware had homosex in pretty much all their games, (lesbian in almost all of them, gay less often but there is some as early as Jade Empire IIRC).

Except since those games weren't dogshyte nobody """took offense""".
In fact you can argue that:
Bioware has regressed in it's depiction of non-standard relationship…
Yes I'm fucking serious.

Since in at least both Jade Empire and Dragon Age, you could romance multiple characters at once and have "menage a trois" endings in both (and a foursome in Dragon age).
Also all of those were organic, shown and developed.
Not told: "BTW I'AM A PANSEXUAL ATTACK HELICOPTER" "WOW HOW GREAT THAT WE LIVE IN FREE SOCIETY WINK WINK", it just happened if you took that paths… so nobody remember it because you actually needed to play the game not just sit to some useless exposition during the main quest.

Which is why we laugh and point.

when was this, in the pearl?

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Yeah, the PC (male/female) can have sex with the elf assassin (male), the cleric assassin (female) and the pirate/ship captain (female) at the same time.

Of course the amount of flags that need raising is something appropriately arduous (I can't recall how, but you have to toughen the cleric, do something for the elf, romance both obviously and… something).

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There's Serpe too, which is a Wyrm with wings and often without any other limbs.

Shit, I feel like sorting skittles now.

leliana and isabela

To be fair, there's literally wrong with the Not LEGO! RETURN note. The angry face will help mummy remember to try a little harder in the future.

I have no idea who isabela is but then again I havent played any of the DLC

Because it gives a character more traits to appreciate and elevates them from being a mere image to fap to?
It may be hard to ascribe sentiments or a personality to a figure bending to show its ass over a white void.

it's the duelist trainer in the pearl

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