Inflation Bear Plays Zelda

This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life and I have seen DSP in person.

this video in a nutshell

Reminder that you are not Andrew Dobson.

Isn't that a tumblr SJW meme made when Trump was elected?
It should be edited so it's Dobson instead.

storytime?

And I'm not Anthony Burch either.

Man, that's a nice feeling.

Double check to make sure you aren't Bob Chipman, just to be safe.

Everytime someone says commu- my head starts playing Fortunate Son.

talk about waste of air

only retards idle letting anything run a game for extend periods of time only cause dmg to the system.

Nice

I've always pronounced it with a hard G. Like the G in Geodude. Also this guy is shaming Link's (and my) sexual preferences. I'm triggered by this, please support my patreon.

Cheers, m80!

this shit predates the election by 2 years or so

He's just triggered you can't cook with Octo Balloons and feed the resulting cuisine to girls.

Fuck that's not a good example. I mean a hard G like in Gateway. Geodude uses a soft G too.

Feels good man

Wonder what it was used for.

truly, everyday is a blessing

No it doesn't.

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The highest form of satire?
Is he playing the long game?

Done

The Socialist takeover of the once proud United States of America.

Yes it does. Geography - > Geo -> soft G.

His voice sounds as cucky and estrogen filled as I expected.
Goddamn numale betas.

Didn't the US start out with masonic cult-ish jewish roots or something like that? I think the US was fucked to begin with. Maybe not, I'm still learning.

Here is mine. I wanted to make it .gif, but I'm too impatient to learn.

You know, I don't think I ever heard his voice before. Fits perfedtly with an inflation fuck with no life.

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This .gif makes my legs quiver.

I wanna FUCK anthony burch.

I still don't know who is a bigger waste of air, Knobby or Blob?

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There are 168 hours in a week. Even if he switched the game on in the morning and played all day, seven times, he wouldn't be able to reach those numbers. That console has been left on while he slept.

Do you say "gee (as in geese) ography" or "jee (as in geography) ography"

You're not sean murray either. Who was that loser that made stillborn?

This is like the opposite of when Jim Sterling wrote a review of Senran Kagura 2 and admitted that he had only played the game for roughly 10 minutes, and in multiple sessions at that.

So is there any inflation porn of Yooka yet?

youtube. com/watch?v=jeOmDEtsAwI

Broke the link, but make sure to go in and downvote it. I think the faggot has it turned off or something because numbers arent showing but it still counts. Also remember adblock is your friend for jewtube. Dont forget to comment as well (he is actually reading and posting within the comments section. Tell him to kill himself he might actually do it.)

I genuinely hope inflation is a power in yooka laylee.

Fucking Randy Pitchford.

Your point? The Republic started terribly, a bunch of simpletons, a few men with hidden motives, and a cause, but it grew into so much more. The Republic is in shambles now, torn apart by Communists, Socialists, Democrats and Liberals, but there is still hope, hope for Empire.

Don't dislike it, that'll still help him because it allows Youtube to better place his video in search results. Let it run for about 30 seconds then flag it for hateful or abusive content.

Ok and what would we luse to justify the listing of it? We need something good to put in the reason box because after a set amount mods read that shit I believe.

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It doesn't get reviewed, it's an entirely automated system. Just say it's racist. Don't write anything longer than 10 words.

Google cant be that that retarded

Gee as in geese. I am not native english speaker so I might be totally wrong but that's how I think Geodude is pronounced.

Well, believe it. A single "offensive" report is enough for a video to lose its monetization. If you're really committed, watch the entire thing, pinpoint a section where he mentions black people or women and mark that as the offending portion on the off-chance a google mod actually gives enough of a fuck to review the flag. They'll look at it for 2 seconds and confirm it's offensive and put a strike on his channel.

My point is that it was fucked to begin with. Let me know when NatSoc or AnCapitalism sets in. For now It's a slightly shambled status quo, which is progress, but nonetheless, we are still in a two party democratic republic.

Well…

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I want to grope those fucking tits holy shit.

Wew

LOL

They'll recover. I do wanna see them c r a s h and b u r n though

BANANA MAN

Is it possible to hide subscriber count, or does Dobson's channel literally have no subscribers?

It's going to be a New Rome, not some Anarchist shithole and not some Socialist backwater.

Can't wait to fuck little boys!

It has to be hidden, because otherwise it would just show that he has 0 subscribers.

He has to be hiding it, just like views. Its just there is no fucking reason for him to. Thats the entire point of the number, to say "hey look how popular I am, dont you want to be popular too and ride the popularity train? Why arent you subbed yet?" Thats all it is. Considering he has videos on there from like a year ago there is no way he could have zero subs.

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Fuck off Communazi! The only good Socialist is a dead one!

Well? Tell us!

Nice try Shlomo, but I don't want to live in a society that constantly has retards running amock in our goverment and corrupting our people. Nor do I want your televised slop to infect the youth, ruin their life, then have them blame someone else. Just fuck off kike!

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Am I the only person who subscribes just to be alerted when a channel I like uploads a new video?

Ok
A couple of days ago the government of London spotted one of their ads besides a ISIS propaganda video that was monetized (that technically meaning that Google is supporting terrorist organization). After this they completely drop off Jewtube and a couple of days after AT&T, Johnson and Johnson, Colgate and other companies followed the UK and jumped off the ship

Ye

Naw

What the fuck? That's hilarious as fuck, can I just find a random article that has this info, or is it JUST happening? I saw a Phillip Defranco video about it but didn't bother finishing it.

I do it to. People will do that but honestly its just like facebook. They will like and follow all sorts of useless shit. I use them to keep track of content I enjoy and people who actually provide something worthwhile. a good few are DYI channels of random dudes that have only a couple hundred but make insane projects like airconditioners and biofuel out of basic shit.

But I thought London was a muslim country. Isn't it like 80% muslim with a muslim caliph?

Give me names, I want to learn.

The whole situation is pretty under the radar at the moment because there's another controversy regarding Youtube's safe mod removing Transgender content.
Also due to this Youtube is removing monetization from any kind of video that promotes bullying, hate and other vague shit

It seems YouTube is just in a pot of boiling water atm then. Good.
I'm gonna lurk /newsplus/ and see what they have.

I played Mass Effect 1 24 hours straight once. SHIT WAS DANK.

Socialism is death, why has every single Socialist state ended shortly after, has turned into an "Imperialist Oppressor", or wasn't "true" Socialism? The root of societal decay is the abandonment of the old ways. We forgot Alexander's work, and we've become like the Diadochi.

Christianity was the first step in the Pre-Socialist plans, proclaiming Holy Rome a whore, not swearing oaths unto Caesar, and remembering, even celebrating Jewish Terrorists like the Maccabees. Jews are the founders of both Christianity and Socialism. Because who else knew the fury of Rome more than those desert bandits, those Bedouins, those filthy barbarians? Christianity failed, so they produced Socialism which you follow to the T.

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Is youth THAT retarded?

I only need about 18 more shrines to have effectively 100 percented the game until the expansion pack comes later in the year. And I've only played about a 110 or 120 hours. fuck getting all 900 korok seeds. I ain't doing that shit. I have gotten about 200 though

I love how they never give an actual reason, it's always that stuff is

Not real socialism bruh.

AHAHAHA finally they embrace their own logic, only NOW they decide to show a tiny shred of honesty. And hopefully that will make retarded faggots, who previously excused any SJW outrage by "not knowing what it's like to be a woman" realize they need to kill themselves

But user, don't you know that Link is a transgender black woman?

youtube.com/channel/UC9C_9mgehMUp8BHeug6F8Dw

youtube.com/channel/UCoVt9WOZcTYadXM64jQLfjw

youtube.com/channel/UCu6mSoMNzHQiBIOCkHUa2Aw

youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

I gave you a few links of the more popular guys I follow that put out regular content.

the thing about you guys is that you always present recent socialist countries, not empires like America that have flourished on a single system for hundreds of years and as a result become a main contributor of something to the rest of the world. It's always some podunk state that has revolutions like a fat man has donuts.

You seem to think that it's fine if a system works for a little while until the inevitable where they either change their system to include captialism (like China did) or when it eventually collapses and causes great suffering, after which you move onto another recently socialist podunk state and ignore the inevitable result.

People don't want a system that works for a little while and then collapses, they want a system that LASTS.

What's wrong with you is that you're like a businessman destined to fail. You focus so much on the short term that you have no perception of the long term.

In other words, you're blind, stinking, pants-on-head, bats in the belfry, village fool level retarded.

Just straight out retarded. It's clear you have no education, self-taught or otherwise, about the fundamentals on how the fuck money moves around, how the fuck people react to things, and generally how to step outside your safe space room.

They mistaken a okama gag with progressive agenda pushing, is like these ethnocentric dumb americans have no idea that their very concept of equality is exclusive to the west
Loli and Ara innuendos, that`s just common on jap media, how are they not familiar with it? It`s almsot like they are ethnocentric burgers with no real understanding of the real world
What can I say? Some people don`t want to butcher a almost 30 year old series to please some small group sensitivities

Grow a spine you fat fuck.

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Like poetry.

Not a day goes by where I'm not thankful.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. And honestly, I don't think you were being ironic, just presenting yourself as such so you could easily back out at any time to save your precious ego from being tainted by facts and logic.

This is precisely why ISIS needs to conquer the West. And why Ac1d_R4in did nothing wrong.

Socialists belong in >>>/ovens/.

Now.

Yeah. It's just a way of weaseling out of having to explain themselves. If there was a real problem, they could tell us what that problem was, and then we could set about fixing it.

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user, could it be that, maybe, just maybe, there are no long lasting socialist countries because they always fail?

LIKE POETRY
Now tell me you like necromancers especially when they're good guys and tell us you go to /tg/ and enjoy furry (but you call it scalie because its TOTALLY DIFFERENT) as well. I'm sure there's more. Let's get as much of a shitposter stereotype on top of you.

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Only reason Germany failed is because the US got in the way, that, and Adolf was too ambitious and tried to conquer other countries while resources dwindled. Should have just waited it out, fuck man.

And my work exposing you is done.

>>>Holla Forums

socialism is an inherently shit ideology fam, it just turns into a kleptomaniacle autocracy of a ruling inner elite while the regular people have little means of actual advancement or actualization of progress for their communities or self

Is this called tripling down? Either way I can guess why you didn't answer and we might as well dump "U MAD!!!" on top of that pile.

10/10 would model my country after

Did a Socialist make this webm?

Did you expect someone to dub over the lines or something?

That's like saying capitalism is only for the big rich and powerful while smaller people slave away for the rest of their life. Oh wait, maybe they're both right, not really though

He wasn't incompetent, just had a smaller army and limited resources as I said. Good way of shoving words into my mouth and showing your absolute ignorance on the matter though.

Probably, I got it from some guy in another thread. No reason for sound though, what would you want? The soviet anthem on top of it?

No reason for it to be 11 MB if a non-Socialist made it.

What else do you call starting wars when you're low on resources and manpower?

reviving the economy?

If a socialist made it, it would be extremely trimmed at .9 mb
Ba dum tzzz

You're both completely ignorant on what was going on pre-WW2. Holy fuck.

It's a good feeling.

thats so pathetic I cant even get mad.
like, his voice alone is so retarded

So he's been inflating his play time?

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Overweight, inefficient, and generally a waste of space. Sounds like a Communist dictator. Also sounds like Dobson.

Thought I'd never get to use this.

3rd response of "I mad? no u mad!"
Subject seems to be excreting salt from every pore, further study is needed.

Nigger. He had no fucking choice but to fight. He was a dead man the moment he called out the Jew. That's it.

Yes, but I was talking about the people. They really know how to seize the means of nutrition. LOL.

I tend to disagree. There are some telltale signs

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobson_unit

I was never defending capitalism, the outliers of the system will always have dramatically more sway over the system due to the simple fact they were lucky and knew how to press their luck, or had a (((system))) supporting them for several hundred years. The problem is that socialism is even more class restrictive than capitalism

It makes you wonder if the whole world is just one big joke.

Such a wonderful feeling.

THE MEMES!

Carlos you came through

haha it's funny because Hitler didn't want war, he just wanted his country's land back
it's funny because the Treaty of Versailles was known to be a time bomb from the minute it was drafted and everyone knew Germany would either crumble or fight back
it's funny because Hitler didn't want war with the other Great Powers but Churchill and Stalin forced his hand because muh great game
haha

My fucking sides

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog

Reminder that this genetic marker is a known indicator of autism

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I refuse to believe that's real.

It's funny. They get that close to the realisation that people like Hitler aren't evil, they're just people, but they have to run it back and say "n-no evil hides in plain sight, that's it".

Also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikachurin

STOP GIVING THESE CON ARTISTS ATTENTION

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL!

Dobson isn't smart enough to be a con artist.

So how does Sega of Japan feel that Robotnik is honored in genetics instead of Eggman?

Can they sue… science?

Enough proof for me.

Eventually, real life will be anime, right now it's a comedy. A pretty dark comedy, but hey!

It doesn't stop there:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zbtb7

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What the fuck is even real anymore.

Wew.

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I bet you're one of those faggots that turns the computer off every time he stops using it.

REMEMBER ME EDDIE?!

Every fucking time

You fucking wish.
The faggot must be a mouthbreather with a deep ass grunting every other syllable, he just cut off the entire low and mid frequency so he doesn't sound like he has chronic speech impediment.
This is a popular technique used by youtube faggots so that their speaking doesn't get muddy because their mics are pieces of shit. It's fine on its own, but somehow faggots with medium to high quality mics started using them too because it's "trendy" and "signature", which doesn't fucking help because good condenser mics makes the high frequency pop out a lot, which result in a ear grating breath-y sounds.

Also I didn't know that there were fish lolis in this game. I'd give it a try if it wasn't for the fucking voice acting.

when i sleep and leave the house.

Consider posting on Holla Forums and larping on /cyber/

Hey, I never noticed this until now, but is that bird at the start of that video female?
It looks like it has some breast plate type stuff. I can't tell, for certain.

How sad of a human fucking being do you have to be to still take Anita seriously and unironically use the term "problematic"? I honestly can't believe that autist still worships Anita like a fucking God even after all these years, how big a lack of self-awareness does it take?

jej

Also this;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikachurin

This comic belies a significant misunderstanding about what pineapple plants look like.

When a liberal says "problematic" he is telling you to discard everything into the trash.

Oh yeah, and my personal favorite;
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerodactylus

A dinosaur species was actually named after the Pokemon, not the other way around

This thread sure blew up. I'm sure this will be a blast. Can't wait to pop this video open, see what he's blown out of proportion and then burst a few of his inflated egos bubbles and then [INFLATION FETISH REFERENCE].

is that minutes?

Never underestimate the power of 'tism user

You know what?
Don't go Carlos, you're ok.

Pic related.

That's not the right pic.

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Noice.

My sides.

Feels good.

user no

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>he doesn't know about the donut man image with the embedded screamer
That filesize isn't just for show. It downloads itself to some cached part of your system memory and triggers at a random future date. Could be in an hour, or it could be a month from now when you've completely forgotten about this.

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It also comes to life and spies on you using your webcam and microphone. It downloads cp on your computer and contacts the FBI to arrest you.

That? That image doesn't have it iirc. At least, not anymore. I do remember my computer went blank for a second and something crashed. I did save that same image a few months ago.
Linux probably is incompatible

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Is there anyone who's honestly on Dobson's side? He used to have a somewhat small DeviantArt fanbase, but that seems dried up. It seems the only feedback he ever gets is negative and filled with ridicule. Granted he is irredeemable trash, but it's so odd to see someone so universally reviled (even by people on his "side") not have an ounce of self reflection. I genuinely think if the internet pushed on him a little harder, he'd kill himself.

What's the filesize limit now? it's like 10MB or something right? I want to make a bigger one.

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God. This looks so fucking ugly. Honestly, absolute eye grating. Fuck this game, and it's butt ugly PS2 era visuals.

No. Dobson has no self reflection. He is not going to kill himself, nothing affects him. I think he is genuinely autistic, he does NOT react sharply to negative criticism. It's fucking insane.

It's funny how It becomes 2.70mb after you download it.

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Looks like a fucking chubby crossdresser
yes please

I'm in the opinion that Dobson can still be saved. He still feels shame unlike B^Uckly and Sohmer and shame is necessary for self-reflection. Eventually he run out sycophants to protect his ego and can finally improve.

And I'm not Jake Rapp

I wanna cum inside Jake Rapp

I have never heard this man's voice before. He sounds like a homosexual.

Also I've never heard it pronounced "Jer-rudo," only "Ger-rudo."

is this a fuckin' children show?

if it wasn't for the prince albert piercing, i'd fuck him

That'll be $3

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568 hours and 48 minutes

Is this the Wii U version?

Yes. Being captured on a Hauppage

This is directly related to why SJWs tend to be people with zero self-reflective ability. Vid related, especially around 3:17.

Does embedding things in files work on 8ch with the same method that was used on 4/b/ some aeons ago?

This looks like shit compared to what I've seen in person. Is this the Wii U version?

His voice makes me diamond hard tbh, reminds me a bit of Xander. Too bad he's fat and ugly. If he was feminine in body, I'd be on him like flies on shit.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck. That's even hotter!!!!

6$ if I cum inside.

No.
I tried

I love Jords.

Literally no one gives a shit. A game world follows its own rules and when it doesn't, its lore is shit.

It's a Japanese game.

Stop being a fag. They have been like this throughout 3d Zelda games. They just show some titty and ass.

Majora's mask doesn't have you save Zelda you cock sucker. And Nintendo generally play it shit safe so they repeat formulas a lot.

All in all, off yourself Dobson.

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god has an inflation fetish and we're inside his sick dreams

The sad thing is that people tried to help Dobby early on. They offered genuine input and he just blew them off or reacted with scorn. Which became all the more enraging when he made those comics where he gives artistic advice; Most of which was actually wrong and shit that you shouldn't fucking do.

Dobson's early work was good. It all went downhill from there.

He's become somewhat deflated over the years.

No matter who made it, and how old they are, these videos will never not be relevant.

Hitler was doomed because he fought the international banks.

What's wrong with "presuming a male gaze"? If I wanted to make a character attractive to men I'd make them pander as much as possible. If I was making a character attractive to women I'd pose them in a sexy muscle pose.

You can't just look at drawings of attractive women in 2017, you fucking rapist.

This shit is making me hyperventilate. How can a person be so full of himself and disconnected of reality to the point of forgetting normal human behavior

I know. I've even seen people on this site that didn't know how pineapples grew.

I don't think he ever learned normal human behaviour.

I thought they were from trees. Whattya know.

The video looks like a parody made during the GG days, only it's real.

He used to have a lot of 12 year old asssniffers on deviantart constantly telling him he was good and everything he did was right.

DELET THIS.

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I assumed pineapples grew on top of some kind of palm tree.

You're thinking about durians.

What control problems are there? Aside from the occasional issue I had with jumping off a wall into another one, it controls like butter.

Geodude is based off of "geode", a type of rock thingy. It is indeed pronounced with a soft g, as is to my knowledge, most things spelled "Geo".

It hurts.

For real though, most of the voices are actually pretty good. Like, generally 7s with some 8s thrown in like Revali or Gerudo Loli, or Gerudo Grandma.

Zelda's isn't even that BAD exactly, it is just horribly out of place. She has a British accent when nobody else does, and the biggest problem is how none of her lines take the setting into account. Her whole "my life is a failure, nothing I did matters" crying thing from the trailer is acted like she's sitting in her room monologuing about politics, when it should be more like it is in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD where she sounds appropriately upset that she caused the death of possibly thousands of people. There are some good lines in more calm scenes, but if that interview from the Fire Emblem actor is accurate, I think they still have a practice of handing the actors a script and locking them in a closet with no direction or notes. It would explain the lack of nuance in all the performance, you can only get so much from the lines themselves.

I really do like how fucking smug Revali is.

That's some cartoon bullshit, that can't be real.

Digimon, yo.

I was really bothered when i saw that memory where she mentions turning 17 the next day while souding like a middle aged woman. She doesn't even have a British accent, she's just trying really hard to fake one for fuck knows what reason.

The better ones are when she is riding the horse or trying to make Link eat a frog. She usually sounds like she's speaking to herself in a quiet room, which doesn't mesh at all with the environment she is actually in.

Ballon

What is attractive about inflation anyway? Is it the pain? The shape of the person?

Wishing that once in their life a pussy will be thight around their dick