Telltale Batman

I can't understand the appeal of these Telltale games at all.

Oh fuck Im an idiot here's one of them.

Telltale should just make games like this.

Why did Telltale go to shit? Why is everything they make now is by the numbers cash in based on an established franchise? It has shit graphics, shit writing, and none past season 1 of walking dead can garner an emotional response. Who plays that shit?

I'm pretty sure 3 episodes are already out

Yeah sick now I just have to wait for Broteam to make a drinks stream about it otherwise I don't give a fuck. The only good part is laughing at how fucking terrible it is.

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I greatly enjoyed some of their games.

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Soo… a perfect adaptation?

They went shit after Lucasarts became Disney-property.

I have it. Its shit.

They should have made Troy Baker be both Batman/Bruce Wayne and the Joker in this game, at least it would have made internet do more cheap jokes on how fucking shit that game was.

The Walking Dead A New Frontier EP 3 torrent when?

you see, you want a woman who's a tiger, one you lay eyes on and WOW! you finish in your pants. Women only want to be with the strongest, show that you are number one and sing her this…

Choose one

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I think the real problem is that Telltale is telling physical copies with one episode, the rest is expected to be downloaded as a season pass. With kickstarters, preorders and open betas, it seems like everyone's trying to get you to buy video games before they're done. Buying a physical copy of an incomplete game to download it a year later defeats the purpose of getting a physical copy. If there's one thing PC gaming pioneered, it's finding new ways to get you to buy unfinished games.

neo/v/ doesn't remember when Telltale used to make bang-on point and clicks like these. It's tragic how one instance of moderate success completely changed a company's attitude and artistic quality for the worst.

Capeshit.

I liked the 90s cartoon series though. Watched it when I was a kid on Sunday morning TV.

Telltale games always get a GOTY edition with all the episodes. That way you can play them back to back.

Let's be honest here, Gotham the TV show already did that and even made him a faggot obsessed with Enigma

Shit, I mean Nigma not Enigma but you get the point.

I'm assuming their lead writers left or something, just check the credits of their games. I'm too lazy to do it myself atm

Love Plus is more of a video game than anything Telltale has made in the past half decade.

TWD killed Telltale.

Any funny critiques?

I want to see John H Benjamin as Batman.

This all sounds pretty accurate Batman.

E. Nigma.

Telltale are shit at coding. I.played the first episode of that wolf among us game and that shit was buggier than ZQ's pubic region. Never again will I waste time on a telltale game.

VNs have text instead of badly animated cutscenes and choices that actually matter. Telltale's "games" are interactive movies at best.

telltale have always been fucking hacks who make non-game decisions simulators. it's no surprise what little quality they had to start dropped as they became more popular with casuals, and it's only casuals who would abide playing a telltale "game"

I could stand Telltale games if they were porn games. No one expect all that good of a plot from porn.

Makes me wonder why did no one use that engine to make porn games or mods

They've only let one other dev use their engine, and it was only because they were publishing that game for that dev. So far as mods I think the engine is very, very mod unfriendly.

Point & Click fags will buy whatever shit their shitty genre which SHOULD be dead puts out, surprising absolutely no one.

who's the animator?

I remember the telltale Sam and max still not being as good as hit the road.

Why can eroge from the decades ago do multiple choices and routes better than Telltale? Holy shit. There's even "choose your own adventure" text games from even further back that do better than this.

There are some visual novels/eroge out there that can get extremely complex with the differing paths, to the point where you would actually need a guide to find every single scene in the game, which makes the playtime a lot longer.

If they followed this, their games could extend out and be hours long, but it looks like they followed the idea that your choices are just there to show that there's "gameplay" rather than branch out the story in interesting ways.

It probably doesn't help that a good 3/4 of the budget for these games are celebrity voices.

Why had people fell for telltale "games" in the first place?
They have as much gameplay as a dvd menu screen.

feelsfaggots kept TWD in the spotlight.

All these shitty studios man. Telltale being successful upsets me to no end, but I can at least take solace in the fact that Sekai Project is consistently in the red every quarter.

I can confirm this, I've played Tinkerbell nukiges that had built-in flowcharts tracking your current progress and you would still need a guide to 100%. I need to stress these are nukige I'm talking about (ie. porn games with minimal plot), albeit fairly lengthy ones, as opposed to story-heavy VNs like Type-Moon or Nitro+ games.

Here's an example of a guide for one the games, just look at the flag data section:
desertrain.sakura.ne.jp/kouryaku/2008/tinkerbell_koituma.html

Choices don't ever matter in these walking simulators. I played the first episode of the Game of Thrones one. It's just as much bullshit.

user, I played a DVD Menu game from DC's Death of Superman that have more gameplay than Telltale's games.

Gives this the perfect filename though.

Nice meme there famalam

do you consider VNs games?

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I want you to delete 1343503669818.jpg from your hard drive.

And if I don't?