ITT: Shit game ideas

You're a former MIT scientist who goes on a killing spree and disappears.

You wake up and shot at worms and shot at a screen and the game ends.

You suddenly stop making shit threads

You have to save the world from an evil swordsman and your girlfriend is evil too in the end. You travel to different universes to see how others suffer. You get all the suffering in the world and become the ultimate edgelord.

That is a shit idea, I agree.

you're a medic who gets transformed without consenting into a legendary soldier to protect the identity of said soldier, only to become him by emulating his heroics

You're a dog and you have you drink sewer water to get powerful and end up destroying mexico in the process during the final boss fight, but then it turns out Mexico was actually the USA after a beaner invasion

It's edgy and talks about "LA raza pride" "evil whitey" and other ignorant guttertrash spic shit.

You play a gun and you have to keep yourself in the shooter's hand at all times because otherwise you fall on the ground and break.

epin XDDDD

The game is fun.

You're a walking rainbow candy cane and you have to force yourself into children's mouths to teach them about love, acceptance and respect. It plays a lot like Katamari and No More Heroes.

You're a secret society and have to kidnap middle aged men from another country to extract forensic data out of them, and stop your war-ready neighbor from taking over the country. Also, the other country is ebill raycisss because you can never have a normal fucking game with anything other than identity politics.

Nine guys shoot each other because they're wearing different-colored shirts

Genderbent Zelda.

I bet she can suck a meeeeeaaaan dick.

You're an Italian plumber who stomps on turtles and fights Harambe.

So can I

Isn't that religion/politics?

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Fuck.

You are a long lost tribe on ancient people who are chosen to lead humanity, but then ebil hwite people (Amalekites) get in the way from having everyone give each other cultural enrichment. You, being chosen by the god Yahweh go and defeat the ebil nadzees and then you have to sit through 72 hours of pure marxism and Jewish globalist propaganda and multicultural dogshit.

Make a slow arcade shooter with no tactical elements and add things like regenerating health.

You play as a prison inmate, and your friends keep talking about your new haircut.

OKAY. SO YOUR JOB IS TO SLAP PEOPLE RIGHT!? YOU GO AND SMACK PEOPLE RIGHT!? YOU ARE SLAP HAPPY SAM: SMACKER OF SMITE.

YOU GO AND FUCKING SMACK PEOPLE, LIKE, A LOT. AND YOU CAN'T, AND YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T STOP AT ALL. YOU HAVE TO KEEP SMACKING. YES, LIKE THAT. YOU GO, YOU, YOU GO AND SMACK PEOPLE OVER AND OVER. IT'S YOUR JOB YKNOW? TO SMACK AND SPANK, MAYBE A LITTLE WANK?

NONETHELESS, THE DAY, IS SAVED DUE TO YOUR SLAP HAPPY PAPPY SAM, GOING AROUND, SMACKING PEOPLE AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. YOU GOTTA KEEP SMACKING, IF YOU DON'T SMACK YOU AIN'T. GOTTA SMACK EM ALL, SMACK THAT, YOU STUPID BITCH.

This is like a post-apocalyptic Fallout-esque setting but the nuclear apocalypse took place during the 00s and instead of bottlecaps people use Sonic The Hedgehog pictures as currency and listen to numetal and wear flame shirts and other early/mid 00s fashion. Since people could make forgeries of STH pictures, every dealer would have a little PDA with a scanner that would verify wether the picture is a legit STH picture made before the apocalypse or not (only the ones made before it are valuable) and Deviant Art and Googke became the last existing mega corporations that sells these devices since they kept all the information in their servers regarding these pictures. Most remaining colonies on earth are named after something Sonic related like Knuckleland and Coldsteel somehow became a deity and a legion of edgelords taking the picture as gospel and dressed after him are the villains trying to take over the world, that's why you joined the sonic military after graduating from the Sonic fighting academy.

Fallout 2?

Your water cooler breaks and you gotta go get a part for it.

me too if you give me headpats first

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You and 3 friends take 4 days to travel to New Orleans from Savannah.