Yooka-Laylee: Day of Judgement Edition

Eh? Whats so significant about today in particular?

The rumors on the discussion page is that the banbomb will drop soon.

The mod doesn't work Saturday and Sunday, he clocks back in today.

If dubs this game will crash and burn

What timezone are they in? The fallout is gonna be great

one job

I know where you got that pic from, user.

WTF?

I don't hate the game, I'm still going to play it. but I won't support Playtonic or Team 17.

If that's hypocritical of me, well, guess I'm a hypocrite!

Is this bait?
>>>/cuckchan/

After looking at a lot of DreamWorks' new stuff, I think they are now 50% staffed by furries.

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Just ignore it user. It's not worth pirating and giving Cucktonic attention

archive.is/bjVdY

mobile.twitter.com/Landsknechting/status/845654498169176064
I found a tweet! 2 more to go. Help is appreciated.

Thanks a lot buddy! Next OP will have this info.

Playtonic antagonizing backers - archive.fo/flccE

inb4 mark declares the wave of yooka-laylee threads are the result of playtonic shills based on """gut feeling""" and makes a cyclical

Steam forms still shitpostopia?

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We're trying to fuck them over as hard as possible for their mediocrity and overall cuckoldry. Bloody hell I'm a shill.

Also.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PLAYTONIC BECAME CAPITAL B HIMSELF
archive.is/nB9GR

Yup! Archive it all before it gets ban-bombed.

wanna yiff kiddo? ;3

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Who is this semen demon?

Who are you quoting?

Not the first time I've seen /fur/ crosspostersI only go there for the k8s and f8s from the drawthreads I swear

archive.is/BOaeA

pics related

The game never really looked interesting to begin with. Though this just adds another reason to why I never back anything.

The game looked like trash from the start, so I'm not inclined to care much. Seriously, look how fucking ugly that lizard is. It's pathetic.

Hey. 'Least it ain't /furry/.

/furry/ is long dead

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I know. It is a very good thing. That place was one of the single most cancerous places I have ever seen. Even in the context of furfags.

It's not like they're gone, they just migrated to a different board.

>>>/fur/
Yes

Literally anonymous furaffinity

Yeah, but most of them didn't migrate, or at least didn't migrate to /fur/. Not that /fur/ is good, either, but compared to that other shithole, it might as well be the second coming.

Although /fur/ is much slower than /furry/ was in it's hayday.

Aside from Bui (who antagonized it the whole time) how was that board remotely cancerous?

Also consider: it gave us Nate, a sidewide mascot for 8ch's Twitter. Oh look another relic from this sites heyday. Everything here is slowly dying to entropy. We won't last another 4 years.

I prefer a slow death in this site than a long one in places like cuckchan

And he had the gall to bitch about people with anime avatars. Nigger you are an anime avatar.

Oy vey.

Looks like a fucking sub too.

Someone put Capital B in every picture that says "No Refunds".

What are the chances he does it for free?

If you have to ask that, chances are you were part of the problem.

Constant drama threads, constant shitflinging, literal fucking straight shaming, no content actually produced as all the drawfags got driven away pretty soundly, a thread for literally every specific fetish one could had that reappeared every hour or so thanks to how clogged the catalogue was with drama and shitty generals, what meant you constantly had to be hiding threads if you were against, say, scat vore diapers and so on, and so on.
Big complaint I have is how stupid they were on defending their shitty basically-human furstuffs. I'd try to say something in the defense of more animalistic types, like kobolds or gnolls, and I'd get a thousand shouts of 'ABLUU DEY JUS AS HYUMAN U JUS HATE DIFRENT TASTES ITS THE SAME THING'.

The place was awful. Just awful. I'd much prefer a slow death of light cancer, to standing in a fucking nuclear reactor.

Jesus Christ. It seems being a relatively same furry is fucking suffering.

Thank god I've never found it attractive, let along appealing.

So, it was the typical furry shithole?

You people do realize you're the yids of the internet, right?

Mate, fuck right off. Even by standards of the worst places I've had the misfortune of seeing, and believe me, I've seen a lot, /furry/ was the worst.
It wasn't always bad. But they made it absolutely disgusting. Even by standards of furshit. Albeit, I've not hung around or otherwise seen too many furry shitholes to begin with, but from what I have seen, they're a hell of a lot nicer.

Weaboos/Eastcucks are the Spics, Beaners and Niggers of the internet with that logic. It's fitting. Knowing how bad they all want representation

I wanna go back to being on topic the OP now please

Who'da thought? Did you really think that posting about it here would get you anything but laughed at?

I just feel sympathy for the poor bastard. He seems normal compared the flock of autism surrounding him. It's like liking Homestuck but everyone is far gone into their own weirdness for you to discuss it with them.

socialblade.com/youtube/user/jontronshow

Jontron received a pretty good chunk of subscribers thanks to this shitstorm.

And the cuck devs lost a shitload of sales and likely quite a few backers, if those managed to get refunds.

Not really. But I did want to drag across that even by standards of the most deplorable, degenerate hubs of the internet, /furry/ was shit.
Anyone who defends it must be exceptionally shit, as well.

96k loss so far, drop in the ocean for a AAA dev but would probably hurt playtonic.

I'm interested to see how pozzed the finished product will be. If the devs are not just kowtowing to pressure but actively reveling in diversity signaling there's no way there isn't sjw shit crammed deep inside the game.

I pray that they will keep losing–it will just feel so good when we win about something we deserve to win on.

But at what cost, user?
No, really. Give me a number. This sounds delicious

From 7623 to 4865 is a loss of almost a third of their player base on steam.

Happens most the time with these things. Pewdiepie supposedly gained a bunch of subs, too, following the "muh nazi" thing.
SJWs are loud, but rarely make up so much as a fraction of the population of hobbyists.

Until they cancel the project.

Teach them a lesson that SJWs don't play videogames, and that the true patrons of videogames ARE NOT SJWs!

Good.

Pressure from NeoGaf? All they had to do was come out with a statement saying they don't agree with what Jon was saying but they respect his right to have an opinion, instead they opted for the nuclear option and then gleefully ran to the internet to make everyone know what good goys they are.

Guess they didn't expect a guy with 3 million subscribers would have a large enough following to make his side of the story heard.

Game's finished already, making their stupid virtue signalling all the more retarded.

They had to have known they were going to piss someone off. Starting a shitshow weeks before launch? Why?

That already happened.
Also according to the mod in the Kero Blaster forums, they were trying to get me a FULL steamcommunity ban.

Cus they're fucken dumb–hope their game tanks.

Course I wasn't a big guy or anything. I only backed them 300 dollars. But, I got it easily refunded by saying that I wanted the Wii U version at the advice of another user. They didn't argue at all, either they know and they are just holding their heads in their laps until its over, or they really actually think thousands of people own a Wii U. :^)

It's like their majority audience is white male gamers who don't care for immigration or something.

Because they are leftist cretins. It's simple as that. They've likely gone through their whole (adult) lives without ever having to face a serious setback while existing in their little bubble and thought stabbing Jon in the back was going to make the game even more popular. Look at it from their side, they life in this echo chamber of leftism, and have for decades, that they've come to believe the whole world is like that.

I don't think it even crossed their minds that doing what they did might backfire spectacularly on them.

This makes me unreasonably happy.

It's like the goddess of karma herself descended from the heavens and spread her legs to the world.

IIRC they're based in the UK and the UK has some pretty strong refund laws that heavily favor the costumer.

Even better is that you know said YouTuber is redpilled and aware of what niggers are really like.

user, a lot of people own a Wii U. Not Anthony Burch anymore, but he also only barely qualifies as a person.

THE CHAMELEON FEARS THE FROG

END OF RINE!

RINE END HURR

>socialblade.com/youtube/user/jontronshow

Fuck me, I don't watch streams but I will subscribe too out of spite for playtronic.

archive.is/Vfe0K

kek

No habla espianol.

Daily reminder that you're not getting a refund for a Kickstarter pledge, and you shouldn't have been stupid enough to preorder something that doesn't exist. You deserve this.

You should let his videos roll on autoplay on another computer because youtube's adsense is a shit and doesn't care if anyone actually interacts with an ad.
and they pay more if someone watches the whole thing

But I got a refund, user. As long as anyone says they are refunding because they wanted the Wii U version, anyone can get their money back no questions asked.

wew lad I'm not a fucking idiot

ñ is pronounced *nyeh

THE BLUE HAIRED FAGGOT NUKED EVERYTHING!

Ñhe heheh

enye as a starter does not produce the "ny" noise.
It functions as a standard N for different gendered words.

No habla espianol, you fuck.

AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

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They sure do love to hide behind their monitors and claim people telling them to go kill themselves is "violence" don't they?

Holy fuck this is the best

Waste of trips. Kill yourself.

Practice caution or use puppet accounts if you are going to go meme in the Yooka Laylee discussions.
They're going for full community bans

Except there is because Playtonic are based in Britain

I mean if you are enough of a fucktard to be on steam anyway, a full community ban fucks up your ability to use steam chats and add friends and shit

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WORTH IT

They need authorization from valve to do that, Thank WarZ or whatever it was called, back in the day every mod on any community forum had the ability to do full community bans until sergei overdid it and got the option removed.

Yet they'll never comprehend why they're hated. They'll learn nothing & there will be no firings or changes over this.

Treehouse does the same shit. The most troubling aspect of this is that when they make efforts to hire nothing but other insufferable SJWs the company eventually has replaced enough employees of genuine merit who could actually do the job with idiots who can't that any products released become unplayable trash, like Bioware's latest abortion. I believe Bioware & Ubisoft have reach new plateaus of incompetence from their SJW hiring practices. You're getting progressive dumpster fires they laughably call video games out of them that barely function. 2K is showing signs of it as well.

Looks like threads are disappearing… I guess they made the anime hair faggot actually do his job and start shoveling through the shit.

DIS GUN BE FUN

They're handing out bans now. Post your ban when it's your turn.

You can always pull the Jew move and claim fraud with your bank.

Even if Playtonic wins the fraud case due to some ToS bullshit you still take up time and money on their end to settle the case which is more money out of their pocket. All the while getting mud on their already muddy face.

((((((((((oy veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey))))))))))

I honestly can't wait to be in a shitty journalist clickbait article with "PSYCHO GAMER WANTS MODS DEAD."

It's what you get when you apply Marxist ideology to game development. That shit turns countries into starving shitholes full of roving cannibals, why would it be any better when used to make games?

The real issue is that the people in charge of EA and Ubisoft are the same kind of cucked leftist, they also went to Ivy League universities, they also got brainwashed by (((academia))) and are perfectly willing to burn millions to push an agenda or to ensure their companies are "diverse" and "tolerant". Things will only change when shareholders get angry enough to demand someone competent be put in charge once more and he proceeds to go full Stalin on the place and purge it of anyone he suspects of being a leftist drone.

WELL. LOOKS LIKE OLD BLUE HAIRED FUCKBOY HAS SEALED HIS FATE.
Time to sit back and watch this ship crash, burn and sink right down to the fucking seafloor.

They nuked the hookup thread

Isn't their a consumer protection provision that prevents developers from censoring negative feedback on their games?

The blue-haird cuck is paid to scrub that forum clean until it's a sparkling echo chamber of circle jerking, dick stroking, & sweet little Todd Howard lies. Essentially, Neogaf.

Talk about pouring petrol on the fire. He really fucked up now.

Heterochromia Helena

Just look at this pristine community forum that has yet to be properly touched.

Is it time?

All they've done is make sure all those people are now spread all across the internet bitching about the game.

seriously thinking on spaming porn inuendo to the developers

It could be user. It could be.

What about that one thing someone did on twitter, the thing about yooka's feet.

Good luck

I notice a disturbing lack of diversity in the team.

My sides are in orbit

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Jesus, this is going to hell in a handbasket fast.

Looked through danger hair's twitter. Vegan overcuck cosplayer who loves buying GaYm3r shit.

#playtronicsowhite

Deploy hamburgers

It's like looking at living garbage.

You could just target the general #Yooka-Laylee or whatever hashtag instead. Turn their promotional hashtags into the shitposting paradise their discussion board was.

gog(.)com/forum/yookalaylee#1484403446

Heres the forum link if anyone wants it

You'd think he already gets enough

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Fuck these animal haters.

Well…

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lol, you people are masters of escalation.

I guess some people just want to watch the world burn.

hi jonno

It's funny, i denied the holocaust, said Hitler was right and called the CM a blue haired faggot child molester, but i still haven't gotten mine.

Alright, who wants to bet this guy is a total bottom?

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Jesus christ how horrible. Yet somehow perfectly logical.

There is a 99% chance he is a homosexual, the real question is how big his dildo is.
I'd say 11 inches.

I'll fucking force him to be.

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Wasn't the heel guy a different person altogether?

im wondering if the fart is from that yoga pants video

The question isnt the length it's the girth. I bet he takes one of those bad dragon anus ruiners daily.

I'm not sure if he's a bottom cumslut or just a straight british man.

Yes

Having lived in the UK for six years I can tell you there's no difference. :^)
But seriously, you'd be surprised how many gay porn artists come from the UK. You'd also be surprised how many guys in the UK look like they came straight out of /cuteboys/.

What's with the other times the owner count dropped?

Don't link directly to his Jewtube, cmon.

How is neofascist reacting to all this Jon "Going on a Jew Safari" Jafari support

it's not like he's going to make money from adsense

you might be right. I was actually surprised

REMINDER THAT TEAM17, THE PUBLISHERS OF THE GAME, USED THE WORD "FAGGOTS" IN ONE OF THEIR OLDER GAMES

It was for one cheat so enemies flee from you
(So sjw getting triggered for using that word + associating that word with cowardly)
If this gets spammed, the fire of this controversy will raise further

THIS COULD BE USED TO GET SJW AND TUMBLRISTAS TRIGGERED SO THEY ALSO REFUND THE GAME

The steam forum was at like 1,700 active post a couple of hours ago, now it's about 1,072.

Or maybe several times a day.

So you're telling me I should move to the UK?

Absolutely not, the amount of muzzies here is shocking.

I'm kinda excited, tbh fam.

Holy fuck she's ugly. He's honestly better off as a gay cumslut. Knowing men that cheat on their wives and girlfriends, I'd say he already is

Don't leave us hanging.

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These fuckers. Take note of them, escaping to another company won't work.

It's ogre.

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Checked.

Quads too

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she looks a bit like a man. Maybe it's just training wheels for the real thing.

Holy fuck. Talk about being two walking, breathing sentient stereotypes.

All I wanted to know is whether or not Jonno liked cut content or a full, uncut game.

What a mean guy.

Well atleast there's one guy who isn't a sogging vagina.

Older people who have worked for their success tend to be more based than most people.

who did her makeup? a mime?

That mime must have been really fucking pissed then.

if he designed all those characters then he's more responsible for their success than the rest of them put together

Artist's rendition

Yeah I knew it'd happen pretty quickly.

On Steam? You're joking, right?

Remember what Valve did to neuter that tagging system because people were having fun and using it to provide negative feedback? It's a miracle that they haven't dumped their reviews that nobody reads in favor of relying totally on the word of shills curators

Asking about the topic is off topic. wew.

http:/ /forums.playtonicgames .com
To not get tagged as a spammer

Blue faggot confirmed. I mean… We suspected as much, but it could've been someone else.

I imagine his higher ups are getting pissed about the shit state of the steam forum and getting on his ass. Good time to make things even more difficult for him.

The day when the steam discussion page of a game provides more joy and laughter than the game itself is something i never saw coming.

shit's a pain

WarZ happened years ago, and that dinosaur game.

Alright so bear with me guys but I have a suggestion.

A "Streisand Effect" is defined as

Can we please start defining "Playtronic effect" as

Alternatively;

We could call it that, but

or

Would both be more accurate.

This isn't even the first time this has happened

wouldn't the nepotism effect be more easier to understand and wider reaching?

Perhaps, but I'd argue it's better to immortalize a colossal fuckup so they can never live it down.

FOR FREEEEEEEEEE

well then wouldn't labeling said fuck up with something universally recognizably as bad be the way to go, it's basically how leftys call everything they don't like Hitler or a Nazi etc etc

I would define it more broadly. Something like

If it's overly specific it won't be used.

Does anybody have that pic of a NEOGaffer hurting patients whose political beliefs differed from his, and a guy below getting banned for calling him out?

banjo kazooie is a shit game but how come they're not making a better game? It looks like an inferior copy.
Why did they get a publisher if they had a kickstarter? Why did it choose unity? Didn't they write their own code for most of the games that had shit hardware? Why the hell did they choose a chameleon instead of a lion? They just chose a bat because it's like a bird, why is there a stupid fucking resource bar? How come the art style is kind of half and half, some characters look good enough like the octopus scientist and the totally original snake in trousers, then you have some shitty pig with candy and some weird yellow square piece of shit. It seems like a casual game for casual gays.

apparently mark got stabbed, lol

I'd go along with "virtue signaling" and calling it something like "Streisand Signaling"

I'd go along with "virtue signaling" and calling it something like "Streisand Signaling"

Seconding this

You also shouldn't assign an ideology to the definition.

Achtung
JUDE

Do I have to do everything by myself?

You could also say that's how you turned normal men into religion.
Or even videogames.
Or any hobby at all really.

They have no one to blame but themselves.

Someone should do a thread saying that they want to fuck that blue haired guy, with some luck he'll delete the discussion and people will call him an homophobe :^)

Wow… Sick Nick the dogfucker is still at it… And not in prison getting his ass raped.

Not sure which surprises more actually…

REEEEEEEE PROGRAMMER PRIMATE FIX THIS NOW
But anyways I think "Streisand Signaling" is much better

The shit that has gone on with this would almost make a shitty game maker game in its own right.

Stealing this idea

Be my guest. If its on 8ch its for everyone anyway.
If you can, add in skins for other shitty companies.
But, y'know, not as a top priority.

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Tor? You mean like tor as in onions? Or is this something else?

SW:TOR

Tortanic

Oh, okay.

Woah, did you come from best buy, because you're a projector.

Why are you faggots targeting some cuck steam mod instead the neofaggots that got jon removed?

Can we prove that Jonno-boy is one of the Neocucks? Because that would make my fucking day.

why aren't you offering a method in which that can be achieved to some effect?

What would be the point of that?
NeoGaf isn't in any position of power at all, they're just a bunch of leftist autists.
The people in charge of PR are the ones responsible for this.

Quite a surprising treat this whole shitstorm has been.

Because it was the devs that bent the knee to NeoGaf. They've already shown that peer pressure works on them, so we're just applying some pressure.

There's nothing as bad we could do to NeoGaf than what they do to themselves on a daily basis.

And you think every video game journo and sjw media outlet attacking jontron at the same time is a fucking coincidence?

Are you really so retarded that you believe NeoGaf is the mastermind?

confirmed for misdirection shill, pls go shill

NeoGAF is basically GamesJournoPro: the Forum.

Has power =/= Is in position of power.
Attack every individual there and not only will you achieve nothing because you'll just get banned from their website ( or they'll just find another website to gather) it'll also be a gigantic timesink because they are many.
Individuals there don't have power. They have power as a community, and communities are hard to dissolve.
The PR guys over at Yooka Laylee are in a position of power, though. They call the shots, and shooting them down would make a difference.

Denial implies that something is a fact you don't accept.

You merely dismissed it.

That looks like a nice hentai. Could you tell me its title?

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Go away /leftycuck/

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No you see, it gets people even angrier because it paints Hitler was the good guy and the Allies as the retarded faggots they were, while also denying that he wanted to kill the Jews.

Of course the Holocaust didn't happen, I'm just thinking in terms of troll value.

Go away /leftycuck/

Rude.

Yiff in hell, you fucking disgusting furfags. Here is a thing, instead of migrating and infecting another place, why don't you just fucking kill yourselves?

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this twitter faggot gets it.

You willing to shoot up a school with me fam?

How do you carve a heart shaped pentagram?

of course

Don't know the source myself, just saved the image someone else posted.

We need to find it, NOW. It's drawn with such softness, we need to unlock it's secrets and recreate it.

IM ON THE JOB user

SO AM I. WE MUST ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT.

It surprises you that Milo was just blowing smoke?

which is what tripsanon basically said the only power neofags have is whatever the developers are willingly going to part with for brownie points and maybe the equivalent of a neofag gold or whatever they use there ; which can be similarly applied to any place really. If only western developers would have enough balls to just make a commitment to their audience and stick to their guns , at this point they don't even have the excuse of muh publisher boogeyman for the cut content like they had 20 years ago or so because with crowdfounding they can cut out the middle-man and go directly to the source if they chose so. That means that all their successes might be theirs but then again so are the failures

Reminder that all they had to do was ignore Neogaf or release a statement saying Jimjon's views dont reflect them instead of outright removing content. Reminder that then all they had to do was either let it blow over or compromise with people who were unhappy and instead they insulted their backers. Reminder that THEN all they had to do was let shit blow over by not doing anything until the steam discussion shitposters got bored and the shitposts would eventually get buried, but instead they decided to delete 500 threads and reignite shitposter interest in it.

All they had to do

Was just walk away.

Oh well I'll find it myself.

That is a fair point.

Leftists always double down.

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It's what makes them so fun to fight.

If you don't want Hitler, don't make Weimar

Not really seeing the problem here

Congratulations, user. You've become everything they hate.

Guys I just realized something.

Yooka Laylee = Ukelele

Never realized it before.

Is Mozart still alive?

Fucking disgusting.

You're supposed to be fat, be depressed and hate yourself, feel isolated and ready to buy whatever shit TelAviv-sion pushes in front of you. Straying from that path makes you a really bad goy.

exhentai.org/g/910157/c99ad8c07b/

I DO THIS FOR YOU MY FRIENDS

You're beautiful.

I've never seen someone say something so pragmatic with such condescension in my entire life, it's like SJWs have a special gift for being a snobby asshole.

Gee, I wonder why people don't like them or their ideology. Because clearly, not wanting your games to be censored by salty, condescending pricks like this guy = NAZI

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Man I could've told you what it was. It's one of the more memorable hentais.

the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

Pics related is what a guy that is a hundred times worse than Hitler is supposed to sound according to leftists.

What is it with hipster faggots and ukeleles? Seriously. That shit is used in all kinds of ads and now just screams pretentious faggotry every time I hear a sound that instrument produces.

I don't understand, if you're going to write a bad guy to be a bad guy, why make him say harsh and frightening truths with implications that fucking suck but are not incorrect? Isn't that supposed to be Captain America's job? How fucking dense are these people?

meant for

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Well, it was bound to happen with things like that going on.

It's an easy instrument.

I try not to stare too much into the abyss of leftist thought, but I'm pretty sure they think everything he's saying in those two pictures is either factually incorrect or ideologically totally evil.

I mean, god forbid you'd want your country to be a happy and safe one filled with strong families and well-paying jobs. That's for bad goyim.

Fucking hipsters ruining all of my hobbies.

You aren't supposed to think about comics. He's a bad guy, therefore the things he says are bad. Captain America is a good guy, therefore he will disagree with the things Red Skull said and be right, because he is a good guy.

Also, the first one should be titled

Worth it

But the ending of Watchmen was supposed to make you think. Who is right in the end? Ozymandias with his lie and bodycount or Rorschach with his allegiance to the truth?

The really hilarious thing about Watchmen is that despite it being written by a leftist the one character that stands by his convictions and allegiance to the truth above all else, and to the very end, in the face of the rich, the power, and the divine, is the right wing "nut".

(checked)

Welp, let me know if your autistic screeching manages to change anything. I won't be holding my breath, but I'm rooting for you, user.

That's why Watchmen is famous and the rest of this shit isn't.

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Good point.

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Steam forums are boring now, everyone who was funposting got permabanned and the entire thing just turned into an echochamber.

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I want to make a whole spiel about the reason that Rorshach being so loved and memetic is because we instinctually root for his truth more than Ozymandias. That the right is inherently naturalistic (is that even a word) in that it accepts and is driven by the nature of our existence and people try to work with our natures instead of being against our nature. Which is why the right will win. No matter how far gone things will go, nature will not be defeated like that. We need to fight, because it is a fight we will always win.

But I'm not as autistic to write really really long ass posts about it.

Not enough.

HOW TO REFUND IF YOU BACKED OR PRE-ORDERED

You CANNOT get a refund if you complain about Jontron. They're cucks and for them it is not enough reason.
The way to get your money back and tell the cucks to fuck off is to use another reason. State "It is not coming to WiiU so I want to cancel my pre-order please I feel betrayed and that is not ok"
Additionally state the cheat codes are offensive to you (use the SJW emotion appealing)
Many fags got their refund this way. If you have yet to refund this is probably the best way to do so.

underated
good advice if anyone here actually backed this shit

I sexually identify as a cumulus cloud and I find your typo extremely offensive.

Don't mention the cheat codes, that just gives you away as being one of "the trolls" in their eyes.

But when backing you had to pick the type of game copy you wanted, that won't work for ppl who didn't pick the Wii U pledge.

Thread theme.

Then use the cheat code excuse. IT WORKED for a friend of mine. Just write it down like a true SJW and explain thoroughly how it affected you emotionally so its not dismissed like because if you don't elaborate they won't give it to you.

Pretty much. Unlike the left that is perpetually trying to reinvent the wheel and ending in disaster the right takes the natural state of things and builds a society around it.

You can easily say that right wing ideologies are deterministic and default to a few common ideas, traditionalism and in-group loyalty chief among them.

If you read Das Kapital it becomes painfully apparent that Marx had next to no idea about the realities of human nature. Instead of starting from the beginning and working his way up to his ideal he first imagines his utopia (the utopia of a lazy yid that let his children starve to death while he wasted time in a museum) and then farts out a bunch of gibberish that is supposed to us to achieve such a state of affairs.

Im 64% certain that if your a Brit and you paid by debit card you can just call your bank and do a charge back.

Just tell your bank you didnt receive anything yet. If you need to, just give them some kind of generic explanation about how they changed the description of what you paid for so you want to cancel. They wont look in to it.

Then its up to the company to take you to court to get the money you paid off the bank.

I sell a lot of crap online so ive seen this before

Or just say it's the Wii U and nothing else like someone who isn't an idiot

Might work for some, but I already came at them with the "stop pandering to SJWs" complaint, I'm just gonna have to sell the key. Serves me right for using kikestarter.

Just get a chargeback. Call your bank up.

that's a very specific number , care to elaborate how you came up with it?

Post was for
read the thread, retard.

you might be fucked, unless you're a brit bong then you can do as user mentioned

You could also say that you wanted to back a different version of the game. Then later explain that it was really the wii u version you wanted to back and that it's exclusion is why you want a refund.

I'm jewed m8

That's up to whoever is issuing refunds. It sounds really fishy, as if you were trying to find a reason to get a refund and they're giant kikes about it.
They will probably go "Why do you want a WiiU version?" and/or "Why did you choose this version of the game?"
You can reply by saying "I only have a WiiU and my lap top cannot run the game" and "I meant to pick wiiU but I mis-clicked PC"

I guess it should theoretically work, but its up to their discretion to concede. They could easily be giant faggots and say no, but you lose nothing trying.

You can do that shit in America too. They still have to take you to court over it if they want your money.

Buying something that literally didn't exist.
For what fucking reason.

yeah but no one is gonna take you to court for 15/20 dollars.
Let alone an indie british dev team

Rest in peace

Always use the real name, it's a stain on their reputation (that shows up on search engines). An old lesson of GG was that calling the Literally Who helped no one, as it shielded them from negative consequences on google.

Yooka Laylee? More like "et tu, Brutaylee?"

Maybe there's a good hashtag for that. Probably would be better to simplify it down into #EtTuPlaytonic or something

I subtracted the likelihood of it not working (36%) from 100%.

It doesn't require as much skill as a guitar or any other instrument to play a melody

Server you right, faggot. I hope you've learned from your mistake and never take the bait again.

I deserve this.

There is also that his peace/empire fucks up fundamentally with what people look for in a leader. People would probably like him more if he backstabbed and murdered world leaders until he became the king of the world, or otherwise conquered it. Instead he murders his underlings to keep his operation under wraps, dooms several people to a long and drawn out death just to remove a potential obstacle, and finally, it was a short term plan. Even without Rorschach's journal to cast doubt on the peace, eventually people would get complacent and wonder if it was just an accident and not some greater threat from aliens. In order to keep it up, he would have to have it happen more than just once.

Im in the same boat as you did. Nostalgia superseded my principles and the moment I gave them my (Thankfully barebones) pledge, I knew it was only a matter of time until this shit happens. I couldn't even get hyped because I knew it was only a matter of time until shit hit the fan. This game industry is cancer. Kickstarter is cancer. I should've known not to put even the slightest bit of faith in either, let alone do so monetarily.

that's 6 words more than it was necessary for you to write 'my ass"

Wait, what? He's repulsive on every level.

steamcommunity.com/app/360830/discussions/0/133260909494727901/

What's with this faggot trying to defend this?

Found the hardcore leftist.

Niggers banned me for my low effort troll. Reason: threatening developers

W E W

What a world.

Thanks for proving me right.

I swooced right in

FAGGOT

You can also do chargebacks through your bank or CC holder. Just have documentation and some good solid reasoning. If you faggots want to use a "Fill in the blanks" statement that is solid then you should get on it

I wonder what the veteran devs who joined Playtonic because they just wanted to make cool games again think about all of this.

I still kinda hope Treehouse never dies because once it does all those SJW kikes will scatter like spores in the wind.

I dunno. Also realized my ban isn't permanent, looks like I don't have a long to wait to start again. Also there forums seem clean so gonna rev up TOR and start at them there

I'd raise hell about this whole ordeal and condemn anyone who thought removing Jontron or even paying attention to neofag was a good idea, and insist that we break ties with the publishers and everyone who's dealing with PR or community management.

I don't really care I just wanted to shitpost. I would however recommend those wanting their money back use the chargeback route. If you feel Playtonic has wronged you rip what is yours from their hands with force.

They've probably all been laid off.

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Then I'm not sure why you replied to me in the first place.

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Oh you

I'm sure politics aside the game is good.
Shame the devs have decided to drive it into the ground. We'll just have to wait for reviews.

Not every thread.

Steamspy isn't accurate. As far as I remember, it only checks a percentage of the Steam users every day and then extrapolates that number to estimate the total owners. That's why the owner count has a ± number next to it.

They made a mega thread where you can shitpost complain about Jon.

Because you won't get them that way, hit them in the wallet idiot. Learn from the Dina Disaster, money talks, shit walks.

Careful that the Gamergoys faggots don't you, it's doubleplus ungood to boycott SJW games in their shitty leftist movement.

Let's all send emails to IBM and have an airplay with Playtronic!

No socjus game can be good, because the chain of production is broken at some point, by a colored hair faggot who can't be criticized.

Just be grateful that we caught this one in time.

KEK

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Any community that has a tradition of freedom of speech inevitably becomes right wing.

I wonder why?

If you're serious about wondering why, I'd wager its because

The fire keeps rising.

>Samus Aryan
Oy vey that's too problematic.

Can somebody tell the faggot in the now general thread to unban people so we could "discuss" YL with the rest of the people?

How adorable, they're trying to contain the fire now.
steamcommunity.com/app/360830/discussions/0/133260909495467131/

The profile of this faggot is a fucking riot too. his arrogant attitude and disgusting display of leftist faggotry reminds me of a certain faggot from the Syrian Warfare forums…

it looks like Nuts and Bolts without vehicles.

heh

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Fucking kek. Confirmed for not knowing shit about e-drama.

there are still people not over jontron leaving game grumps, what a dumbass this guy is

These people will never stop amusing me

At this point I just assume anyone who translates things is a psychotic liberal faggot.

NO BUT YOU SEE IT'S ALL PART OF HIS RUSEFAG PLANS
HE ASKED THE DEVS TO BAN HIM!

I thought people grew out of the phase where they love to mention all them obscure and niche bands and movies they've watched/listened to by the time they finish high school.

9 pages and like 2 responses and its just jonno defending being shitty towards people who paid for the game

I think less of you of as a man if you have rules on your profile or twitch stream with shit like "no racism, homophobia, etc" If you can't handle bants, you should fuck off.

meant for

I wonder how they always manage to put people like Dina or Jonno in charge of PR and community relations. You'd expect them to hire a person who doesn't handle situations like a kindergartener would.

Chose one.

Love it when they get devoured by their kind.

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Definitely a trust fund kid. Zero doubt in my mind. He was probably posting that from Starbucks.

I really wanna make another thread, but I'll wait until it hits page 10
I'm gonna nap then.

Right!? It's so ugly!!

The rules state you have to wait until page 13, or 700 posts.
8ch.net/v/rules.html (see rule 6)

Hot diggety damn.

They can't contain it. The forum will continue to get spammed, and it's good.

Shhhhhh

I'm banned on the Steam board, GameFAQs, and Playtonic's twitter.

Is my shitposting tapped out?

Of course not, proxies exist.

Jesus, what did you say?

i'm sure that's a generic reason for a ban the sonic haired faggot has been using.

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not spending my, I mean your money is terrorism, goy.

This is great, I love it.

I should have screencapped it. I pretended to be a jewish lawyer threatening to sue Playtonic and file a class action lawsuit. I can't seem to pull up the message anymore on Steam (I dunno, I rarely use it).

Oh fuck! I remember that! I was cracking the fuck up at it. I was laughing through this entire situation, honestly.

Make alt accounts, also heavily meme on them in whatever hashtag they may use that is related to the game. They have no control over twatter hashtags.

That is a man

Which one?

So that's where this comes from

I still need to watch this.

You really don't need to.

I thought there'd be more salt or something. Whats the next part of our master plan?

Crashing the sales. With no survivors.

There won't be too much salt because this game isn't necessarily an attack on us so much as the enemy slipping in and trying to ruin something that was untainted. This game being a failure is a small setback to them at most.

46.1% of them are worried their voting record will get them fired.

Is this series about the teacher at an all girls academy? Any sauce hint anything I've forgotten the title/author and can never find it again

Cause that was supposed to be a sequel to Banjo Tooie but Microsoft forced them to abandon their game and use the assets for another team's game

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Shit I missed that, praise

I bet 10 shekels he doesn't even know LSD Dream Simulator

I'm a bit late, but you're a cool dude.

exhentai.org/g/984700/c8ba172a6b/

Yo, just a reminder to make the threads either after post 700 or when it's on page 13. I don't wanna delete the threads so follow the rules.

Cut or uncut?

if we're talking about penis then cut, because I was circumcised at birth

I mean preference.

LMAO'ing @ Your life.
I do wonder if there any actual uncut Jews though.
Also, that and What IS your preference?~

I still want to fuck Yooka

Enjoy your AIDS.

Why does Yooka have aids?

user wants to shag the lizard,
He's, of course, a lonely wizard!
When he finally gets laid,
You better hope he'll enjoy his aids!

Because the game is pozzed

Btw why do threads have a 300 post bump limit? Even at 500 or 400 would cut down on the number of duplicate and remade threads.

It`s terrible, it plays out like a teen novel

Also it pathetically tries to go away from the EBIL NAZIS cliche by telling you the japs were bad too. Also season two episode 1 jumps the shark in a way that I almost want to recommend for people to watch: It goes full, I shit you not, Butterfly Effect, the movie

It's not like they were going to make a good version of a Phillip K. Dick story. Blade Runner is the only one that managed to get it right.

Come on you son of a bitch, just two more pages…!!!

Social values =/= hiv transmission, shotty pol meme needs to die

That said I would get bugged up by gay lizard / 10

can't hear shit

This always baffled me. Why do burgers get circumcised if their country is Christian? and don't give me any of that "hygiene" bullshit

because america is a jewish colony

The steam forum has gone so far to shit that they've got steam mods on it now. Every thread on the first page is locked.

What's this from?

A cereal mogul thought it would keep teenage boys from masturbating.

Seriously.

And this board is different from halfchan Holla Forums how? Other than, you know, some how being more irrelevant.

Fuck off, Destiny.

here

Good, may they stone you to death or throw you from a cliff, you disgusting fucking faggots.