Lewd vidya general

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Just play as a girl, faggot.
And there's spells to remove the dick if they ever decide to grow one.

Alright OP, I downloaded your game. But if I don't cum in five minutes i'm fucking dropping it.

did you cum?

No, the scenes are too short tbh.

Heh, it is much more "action" based than scene based. The fapping seems to be best done while fighting rather than after. Like most of these text based games.

Then again, I'm kinda a sub so face sitting gets me rock hard.

IT'S FUCKING 2017, why haven't they fixed this shit???

I meant that to be one sentence. Ie. "most text centric games are for fapping after battles, this one in particular is for fapping during the battle"

Are there any lewd vidya for Google Cardboard ?

Any decent lewd games that contain spanking in it? I find that particular fetish often lacking or half assed.

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The only games Ii can think of that are like that are side scrollers like witch girl and shinobi girl
Here's links to full not sure if latest versions:
gamcore.com/games/witch_girl_uncensored
gamcore.com/games/shinobi_girl_v_2_10_uncensored_english

Don't click "continue" after the first loading screen. That just shows you ads. Sit and wait forlike 5 seconds until the actual loading screen shows up.

Anyone excited about the lewd adventure time updates?

Fuck no.

I'm so fucking happy JSK is still alive.

Ok. 3D game that's simple enough to install with low system requirements and isn't just a "click arrow to see next scene" shit. Go.

I must have a brain tumor, because I could have sworn that was animated.

I'm so happy you're alive.

>>>/vp/
>>>/hgg/

Why don't you go shitpost where it's needed like the Overwatch thread.

How in the actual fuck do I control Honey Select's H-Scenes? Or anything for that matter. I'm not used to Jap control schemes and it's pissing me off.

There's quite a few that might meet your needs on zeoarchives.net but it will take some digging. I use linux so any game I try to download is a coin toss as to whether I can actually play it so i don't even try for games larger than about a GB.

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why

I'm trying to remember a 3D sex game that had fluid mechanics for semen (and piss). There were several stories you could go through, including luring women back to your apartment to get kinky with them. Lots of physics-based stuff, your dick, their tits, etc. In particular I remember a webm of a guy flying across the room directly into full anal penetration.
x-story or something…

Just install applocale, faggot.

password please

Anything in 3D and English you recommend?

This?

Yeah that's it.

No. Don't do this. If you aren't going to change your locale to Japanese then don't play eroge at all or just don't come complaining when shit don't work since you aren't doing what everyone but idiots recommend you do.

Yeah, people were talking about it back on halfchan ages ago and it was either impossible to find or behind some absurd paywalls or lost to time or something like that, I think the search for it was where the dolphin porn meme came from. Wouldn't know if the situation's changed since then.

Any lewd games that are vanilla?

Real Kanojo.

https ://btdb. in/torrent/ g6AZq0VNz1sb68l2OPy8i16arj1XbmfoW6. html

Quick Google search led to that torrent. Not sure if legit though.

Da fuck?

So, where did AppLocale touch you, user?

spoiler that shit. the fuck man

What the hell, spoiler that shit

Meakrob47 released an alpha of his VR porn game. Far from finished, sounds are off and the tracking on her face is goofy at times, but you can play it with or without a VR Headset and it's progress.

Can you get a qt jewish grill and fuck her nostril?

Forgot link:
>meakrob47.tumblr.com/post/157764680524/updatepossible-technical-problems-please-shoot

cute

I'm using this one:
isohunt.to/torrent_details/16829535/XStoryPlayer-3-5

XStoryPlayer 3.5 has VR support as well.

Away from the optional face-poking, there are 3 waifus.

An idol you spend a day with.
Your childhood friend that awkwardly asks if you have a girlfriend.
Your teacher that you get ara ara'd by.

You can play the whole thing in third or first person, and it supports both 1 and 2 mice, and/or a webcam for hands-free usage.

Applocale does not download and extract in unicode. When you download and extract in non-unicode you get garbled up letter, those garbled up letters prevent most games from working. If only people just listened and changed their system to Japanese locale 99% of "why is this game not working" or "what is this error popup with funny letters" posts on /hgg/ can be avoided.

She looks like the chick in those psycho girlfriend memes.

Looks like that reddit meme girl, Obsessed Girlfriend or something. She always looked like something that would make a great cocksleave.

IIRC Meakrob said it might be moddable, so if it is then there's a chance you could conceivably have VR sex with any rigged model out there, like SFM or Blender porn models and shit.

Yeah, Liana or something.

Do these people know their memes? Do they ever capitalize on it or try to cash in on it?

katawa shoujo

Is such thing even possible?
Muh fetish
Is it translated?

Retards will be retards, m8. If someone is so fucking stupid they don't realize that garbled up letters are a product of a fucked up locale installation, chances are they will run into another problem later on anyway.

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I was just about to say that too. The model really looks a lot like that grill (it is hard to find a picture of her with a non-retarded look on her face). I'd totally smash, she is a qt, but the model looks a bit creepy and uncanny, which is fairly common with western 3D models.

Well, I'll be. This is literally the only time Lee has ever been fuckable. And its due entirely to those lips.

Marie is still the best, obviously.

She did actually. She's been falling hard since then. Something about her being ugly and her sister actually looking hotter. I don't remember.

Thanks, I'll try it out.

Yeah, that chick has a youtube channel and done other stuff, some charity work using her popularity.

If it involves an animal it's cashed in on to hell. That frumpy cat has a movie coming out and is worth millions of dollars.

We're on the cusp of the Golden Age of Porn.

Torrent is taking about 3h, be warned. I'll try to keep seeding.

About the only lewd games I've been playing lately is softcore weebshit. I love eye-candy but I don't want it taking over a game to the extent that I'd wish it was hands-free.

Wait he's back? What actually happened with that guy?

Go away evil cosmo!

The real retards are Japs for not using a modern text encoding standard.

Yes and yes.

Though I don't know of a decent DL since I got a new PC.

Her sister has more of a mainstream beauty, Laina on the other hand looks quirky and qt rather than beautiful. I'd pick qtness over beauty any day of the week though.

Back on topic. There was another in-development western porn game. The female model on the demo looked sort of asian (as in asian modelling, even a bit anime-ish, but still realistic) and was running on unreal 4 if I recall correctly. Can't remember the name right now…

Time to fap

I don't know who this artist is but I'm already a huge fan

She doesn't even have a nose.

Get out of here with your jewish fetish.

Hey at least I don't want to fuck noseless freaks.

Asian women don't have noses, user.

Will be ever have full soft body human models that simulate the body in a realistic way, offering settings for muscle tone that actually changes how the part of the body react to movement or even butthole/vagigi elasticity settings?

Post 3D asian women without noses then.

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2D ones don't. But they do have the bumps in the places that matter.

I'm asking for proof faggot.

So butter faces then? Fair enough.

fuck you

Wew, it's been years since i've had problems because of applocale. It's not AppLocale's fault that people are retards and can't troubleshoot their shit properly.

It's not applocale's fault, it's the fault of people like you who recommend applocale to idiots instead of the more foolproof method of changing system locale.

who is this cutie and why's she having such a hard time holding her cup still

Her balance was thrown off by her lack of nose.

I proposed AppLocale because i know it works fine for Violated Heroine. Stop being butthurt because retards can't tell when a locale change is necessary.

it's the little dot, you can clearly see that she has a nose

>>>/hgg/

Where? You mean that shadow being cast by an expressionless blip? Fuck you could assume those were dead pixels before a nose.

Pornography is for the degenerate.

Love your waifu above all things, even your own life.

Were you raped by Voldemort as a kid or something? Let it go.

You would fuck Voldemort you faggot.

If you find a decent DL link, post it.

Onesyota is some GOAT shit.

kawaii

Excess M needs to get back to making action games. Onesyota and Kariyume are just too damn fun. I guess his last game was okay though I would have enjoyed it more if it had an actual translation instead of machine translated shit.

You play as a male, like I'd play as a bitch.

You're gonna be someone's bitch at some point regardless. If you play as a chick at least you know you'll never encounter gay shit.

i came just out of laughter

So whose dick is this? Ed, edd or eddy?

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is that luigi?

Thats Mama Luigi to you Mario

He was just taking a long break because he's been feeling unproductive for the past few years.

He recently updated his DLsite jp blog and everything.

I think he straight up said it somewhere along the lines of "Don't worry about me, I've just been finding it hard to stay motivated these last few years".

The blonde chick's lips have the same shine as the dick hard

That's fucking gay, user.

You keep telling yourself that as you have one of Cassie's imps goes balls deep in your male ass.

Ye

Where are the modded CM3D2 screenshots?

Open wide. nanako

You're the one who wants to play as a girl getting raped by other girls.

…and?

How many different angles of the same 2 second loop do you fucking need?

I'll post Linkle

4u

God, i really want to fuck linkle.

I am. I understand people are angry at it because it's got no sex scenes, but based from the demo it seems like it'll still be a good game and I'm excited to see what the full version will be like.

4u

Redpill me on this. Is it from a game? Blenderknight seems to just be the modelling software used.

I assume the full version won't be much more than what was in the closed beta 7, ie ice tits boss fight, some creepy doll shit, and maybe a super special double-hard extra boss x alpha. I half believe he'll put sex in anyhow and i'm holding out a longshot hope that he un-pussifies and gets some loli Marceline action in there, but i don't think either is a guarantee.

But, at any rate, i got cartoon tiddies, and that's enough to satisfy me.

wait what was that from? If that's from the demo I think maybe I played an earlier version because I didn't see anything like that.

Also disgusting chebs, should be ashamed of yourself.

The proto-game to What If Adventure etc was Marceline's House; all there is to it is the starter cave, a bodyless "human" camera, Marceline doing two loop animations and five still poses, and collectibles to find to unlock cheats like big tits and flying mode, but there's also an imput code for nudity. That video is one loop in big tits, nudity, and apparently 3D mode.

At any rate, he's made fucking animations like a year ago, and i still have confidence they're gonna get used at some point. I hope.

This is practically the issue in every jap game if it's still breaking after AppLocale emulation.
t. see Kamidori Alchemy Meister

STOP
YOU'RE ONLY SPREADING THE FILTH
DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR GLASSES

Microfibre absorbs oil, dingus.

Who cares about oil when your glasses become a petri dish.
t. petri dish glasses.
I fucking leave them resting in pure soap for an entire night, then when i wake up i rinse off all of the soap with distilled water. When i take them off 1 minute later they're as bad as they were before, full of shit growing on them.
Also i forgot how bad my sight is without glasses i can't read what i'm typing.

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3D Custom Maid 2

Nigger you shouldn't do that. It will probably dissolve any anti glare coatings or scratch protection that are currently on your glasses.
If you feel compelled to clean your glasses so much fucking clean them with some dish soap and water when you wake up. There's absolutely no reason to leave them in soap all night

I specifically got lenses that have that kind of stuff built in. I'm one of the few people with sight so bad problem glasses are a necessity.

Is it really that hard to just have your locale set to Jap at all times?

That's game over.

You fucks.

Go for cheap disposable weekly/montly contact lenses, you will see a new fucking world outside your dirty little glass vision range

I wore contacts, but they fucked up my depth perception.

Something is wrong with them/you or you are too used to shit vision with glasses

No game. Blenderknight is the username of the guy who made them.

new fetish

I mostly want to be able to rebattle Marceline at will so I can use the uncensword against her. I liked being able to fight and strip the apple witches at the same time.
Only other thing I can think of is a way to get Breakfast Princess' panties off, but keep the dress on. Or maybe more lewd Fionna.

That shit has more NTR than any 3D game I have ever played.
Wish it had more yuri and harem positions

I guess none of you were born when WET or BIING came out.

can we post loli games here or does that go somewhere else?

There's a new version that you let you edit her tits and hair.

retard alert

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MSgothic font has nothing to do with AppLocale being shitty for Nip porn games. Yes you need MSgothic font installed on your computer to play most games but everyone who has played eroge for more than a year already knows this.

THICC

I havent had sex yet user thanks for making me feel terrible

I-I could help, user

What are some good H-games like Virgin Island where you could choose to go the whole game without getting fucked or be a total cum dumpster?

Well, since this thread is up I'll shoot.
Do anyone know where to get all or at least most Meet n Fuck games.
There's plenty on various sites but they're all demo versions.

H-How? I'm very shy….

Take it to the Overwatch thread. Can use some more shitposting in there.

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No but it can be moved. I'de rather redirect a bomb where it's needed you know?

Kill yourself, retard.

I wish there were action games that let you do the raping.

Just go full ebul shitlord and make a harem out of enemies after styling.

it actually pays back in 20 years when you consider buying contacts/glasses regularly

You have the sex drive of a fucking panda.

Fuck that shit, I will wait for a bionic eye

I have always wondered about shit like this. How hard can it really be to make your engine so that when [surface] occupies the same space as [other surface] one of them moves to a location where the two no longer occupy the same space? I mean sure, it would be a bit more process intensive but the points that make up the surfaces are already there. Am I retarded? Because this seems like it would only require a few lines of code…

We still cant have hair that doesnt crip on everything let alone good tities physics

But forcing futa is a bad thing, user.

Not everyone is a raging faggot.

I'm asking why though?
My coding experience is pretty much limited to Mitsubishi PLC's and PIC's plus a tiny bit of AS3 so I don't really know what the fuck im talking about, but it seems like the logic for this kind of thing would be something like this:

There's obvious problems with this implementation but i omitted the patches for brevity.

Pandas are pure.

That's why the sad panda cries. He can't feel the dick rising.

Have you done this? I've been considering it, but I dunno.

Please. If your eyes are good enough that laser eye surgery will only cost $500 per eye, you don't even need the goddamned surgery in the first place.

My eyes are near 4 points off in each eye and it would cost me over $2k each. If you have astigmatism, it costs more than that. If your eyes are bad enough that you would actually consider something like LASIK, your eyes are also bad enough that you probably can't afford it.

Burger here. Cost me about $3.5k total for LASIK a year or two back. I don't know, in precise terminology, how fucked my eyes were, but I was at the point where I was considered legally blind without glasses and couldn't read a damn thing without being inches from the text if I wasn't wearing them.

It's very expensive. I don't know where that guy pulled $500 per eye from.

When can we just fucking get new eyes? That should be a top priority for medical research.

As soon as medical research for things beyond cancer get funded.

it cost me that 4 years ago, in Poland.
Burger med prices are way overpriced and i'm talking pure private sector here.

She looks like a smug cat

The price of freedom™.

That's the price we pay for the best healthcare in the world

corruption of champions has that

Any alternatives?

Stopping!!! and Slip and Stop 1988 are the only ones that come to mind.

That's a cute cat.

I'm not getting any results for either of those on nyaa or animebytes

Oh, these aren't games, are they?

Slip and Stop is an anime, I believe. I have no idea about Stopping!!!

Try ストッピング!!! and スリップ&ストップ1988 though I can't find Slip and Stop on nyaa other than in the Sanic mega torrent. Unfortunatly it looks like Nighthawk's collection was taken off of nyaa.

No it's a very short VN with animation the same as the Stopping!!! series.

Ahh. I saw a bunch of clips and just assumed it was an animation. I don't know who Nighthawk is, but based on what I saw I guess he makes series that are kind of similar to ECM?

Stopping!!! has several CG galleries on sad panda.

slip and stop comes up on a dlsite.
Doesn't look very appealing.

Well it's not really as interactive as ECM. Fuck Zankuro give us a new ECM already.

The guy wanted time stop porn and those are the only two title to come to mind.

You know what? Just download them from the Sanic torrent:

sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2202699

Look for Nighthawk and Bingo Tart.

bump

Wasn't there a DMC lite porn game released recently?

I wish there were more H-Games that handled mind break this well.

my nigga

download the english patch

I needed to see more of Blenderknight's Kanker sisters stuff

I fapped and have come to spread the love.

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What's the point when only the blue haired one is hot?

Only Marie looks good at most, you sick bastard. No wonder the Eds wanted to stay the fuck away.

You're telling me that you don't have a blow scene of Marie, who is literally the only girl of the three worth a damn?

It hasn't been animated yet.

Dude's still making them.

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1. because the whole point was that BotW did better than Horizon in reviews, so link is supposed to be dominating.
2. fuck off faggot.

May's face should be rounder than that tbh. He gave her full cheeks but the jaw/chin look more gaunt which is weird.

Marie is cute, but blue hair is pretty much ruined in the current year. Lee is the only Kanker among them that rarely looks fuckable & that's quite an achievement for a redhead.

Why is Marie Kanker the best Kanker???

Oh my god. Thank you.

May has potential depending on how her rule 34 is done. Vanilla May tho…meh. i'd still pick her over Lee. And Gingers are my fetish.

Absolutely.

blue haired chick was always the hottest.

mine are around 3.75 myopia and the surgery would be free here

t.monkey

Link has better taste than that.

Definitely. As great as his latest game was, I'd prefer something that wasn't played entirely with a mouse.

Poor user.

You don't even know the half of it…

what is your mental sickness?

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Fuck, is Hongfire dead?

I wanted to DL some Real Kanojo-related stuff, like the mod that gives the Christmas cake teacher short hair and gives the idol long hair.

It's been up and down for months.

I was trying to go there to get the Honey Select patch the other day but it didn't load.

The last 2 times I have tried, both of them it didn't load.

Anyone have links for the Nekopara 18+ patches?

blenderknight should really REALLY re-render this shit with filmic blender for much greater colour range and camera settings that completely remove the fucking grain

Any hair not at least down to the neck is shit.

3 days without posting isn't going to kill fap games.

Feels bad, eroge games get old fast and I need my fix of autistic porn. Is illusion working on something new? Maybe something with actual gameplay?

if i recall right from an redditard eceleb worshiping acquaintance she got a free/heavily discounted Nissan cube or something because she kept making songs about how much she loved the car. shes also been in some commercials and i think late night TV.

I played this for the entire downtime and I can't handle it.

What does this even mean in this context? Like, such an offensively poor design that it causes convulsions?

It's ugly and not particularly balanced and there isn't enough writing to keep it from getting repetitive but I haven't treated my dick this badly in a decade.

So anybody else still playing this? I was able to get some neat character cards to use before the website went down that let you download them.

Tbh 90% of the reason i play is the combat. it is genuinely entertaining and when you take certain challenges (like that black drink that makes all enemies stronger and every time you lose against them they permanently dock your stats) it can be genuinely suspenseful at times. i have enough fun playing it that ill cum, play for a bit to try to level up and maybe get new attacks bunshin service is overpowered as fuck against everyone but Kat and even her if you use it alongside orgasm seal, then cum some more.

I play it for the exchange of power. I don't really care about maledom or femdom so much as the struggle and someone getting topped against their will, and that's the entire game in a nutshell. All the weirder stuff is just a plus.

I can't do the black drink challenge, I helped Angel too much in the early rounds and she turned into a monster. I can only beat her by abusing pheromones and aphrodisiacs and ki shout and handcuffs and even then it's a tossup on whether her summons bully my dick too much before I get anywhere.

10/10

I only really play it after reading ero manga so I can make the MC in game

i too had problems with her for a while. the best bet is to just evade whenever running into her for a few matches and hope you can achieve a decent level gap. call it cheating if you want but you can wreck her shit if you're far enough above her. but that bears the issue of her leveling up three times after one match because of the level gap(that has literally happened to me a few times). Once you gain that attribute that makes enemies cum twice every time she becomes a cake walk.

Holy shit, you can do that?

I'm not sure what the actual requirements are as it won't always be available, you have to knock them and be topless at least.

they're still censored as far as I know

Hilarious.

Sengoku Rance is actually my #1 favourite game of all time.
Like, of all the video games.