4 AM

Sleep easy, taco cheesy.

SNES9x for Mac OS 9

Greatly increased the number of games I could play on the family comp a PowerMac G3. And playing Super Mario World on a keyboard where I can use more than two digits with the controls was great.

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Got my permanent crown this morning. Most painful thing I've ever gone through, and I fell out of a 2 story window when I was 4. Was laying on the floor of my living room drinking a Monster with a crazy straw while watching Yoko Taro interviews until I had to go to work. HWNDU season 4 ended and a new AVGN episode went up, so that was nice I guess.

Dunno how to answer this one.

What vidya have you fags been playing today? I decided to pick Brandish: The Dark Revenant back up earlier. I still can't believe that XSEED decided to localize a fucking PSP game in 2015, but I'm not complaining. Great game!

Probably Dolphin or PPSSPP.
I can't wait until the Switch is hacked, both PPSSPP and Dolphin should run like a dream on the thing.

At least I finally beat Quake.

Tired mostly. Do anything fun today besides play with your junk?

Get a job

Hows your day been?

I'm aight, how's life fambalam?

Dolphin tbh

What type of porn do you all enjoy and who is your ideal partner?

Shit nigger did they give you anything to numb the pain?

Hey guys, did you know that JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWS ROCK!

Hey guys, im fucking off into the woods for a year. Anything I should bring to keep me from going insane? I got books and that's about it.

Sorry about the tooth shit, hate dentists.

Yoko taro?

Kill me now. Hows yours day been user?

Dolphin is pretty damn tight. How goes user?

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help me /4am/, i miss her, i miss her a lot

Probably either VisualBoyAdvance or PCX2. They're both pretty good.

wew
I bet your ideal partner is a slut too

Bit of Novocaine, that was it. Didn't do much.

Guy who did Nier and Drrakengard.

No technology or shit. That would ruin it. Don't even bring a phone. And don't say "what if I need to call the police?" don't be a faggot, be your own police bitch. Also bring a gun

Who's her?

If memory serves, XSEED brought that one over simply because one, or some of the staff, really enjoyed it and wanted to let westerners at it, even if they probably weren't likely to see much profit at that point.

A psp loaded with emulators, some solar panels to charge it, or some of those water generators if you are going to be near a fast moving stream.

Why are you doing this?

(checked)
You just need to forget user, time to move on.

(checked)
Hows your day going user?

No reason to tbh :^)

Fuck I didn't mean to spoiler that shit

Woah dude cool it with the anti-semitism.

ePSXe for Final Fantasy Tactics

You miss someone who doesn't miss you back?

just like
ur mom lol

dunno why he'd go.
I find it hard to believe a 50 year old white bald guy would go to Detroit of all places to look for work when here in Texas all the good jobs are at.

hope he's lying so I can find a way to live at my old house again although it would need severe spring cleaning since I was last there.

All existence is an exercise in suffering.

HE'S ALIVE
You know, I'm already on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

GoodGCOM 3.27

No power

I have guns, only other interactions I have is my cats. Im going to see if I can live off the land. If so im going to leave society.

Will there be any electricity? Or are you actually in the woods for really-realsie?

The type of porn I like is too embarrassing to mention tbh. I got started with my degeneracy at a very early age and was too far gone before I even turned 15.

My day was fine, I guess. Last night before the thread a friend called me and asked about hanging out today, go to the beach then play some vidya and have a DnD session or some shit. But then that got shifted to tomorrow when two of the folks that were going to come got food poisoning from some Jack in the Box they ate. So I just sat my fat ass in bed playing Brandish all day.

Boy am I glad I work online and I don't have more classes until next month.

Played some valkyrie drive on my way to work

Played some vidya, tried to sleep through the stepfather cutting tiles

Pretty good but uneventral as always
Also congratulations venezuela for creating an actual rare pepe market

It's okay, at least you're white. You better fucking be white.

Not possible. Sorry but not possible. Blame the government for that one.

The fuck is that thing?

WEEB. He say anything interesting? I never really look into that side of the industry much honestly.

FF tactics isn't a gameboy game?

When one of your molars gets so fucked up, they have to grind it down to a nub and put a cap over it.

The world is a strange place

some furry girl i've been in love with for a looooong time, despite getting /fit/ and shit i think i don't have any chances with her right now

b-but muh unconditional love

i miss somebody that hates me

rofl xddxdxdxd

Yeah I know why, it was basically Tom's passion project that he was translating on the side and they just randomly got the license when dealing with other Falcom shit. You can feel the love that went into the translation.

Damn, that sucks, did they say how long the pain was gonna last?

Evening everyone.
Playing a ton of Toukiden 2, loving this game to bits. Club is my favorite weapon, spear is pretty aight too.

Tough. I'd have to go with PPSSPP though.

go take a nap

Only played the beginning level or two of that so far, but I really liked it. Too buys playing Toukiden 2 and Nier Automata to go back to it currently though.

vanilla, impregnation, x-ray, leg-lock, thick thighs, heart-shaped pupils, ahegao.

Ideal Partner?
Uh, a cute asian girl who's totally infatuated with me and loves being doted on and also doting on, and cuddling. Her having plump thighs would be a plus. She'd have to be into vidya, but I could be content if she wasn't as into it as I am.
Dreams are nice until you realize they're pipe dreams

Nice, how you liking it? Been a while since I played that myself Momo best Valkyrie

So I'm guessing it's either scat, futa or bestiality?

ofc its possible. I dont live in some shitty state. there is plenty of untrekked woodlands I can leave too. Im not a city boy either, it's not like i've been dependent on the govt.

This keeps getting fucking worse.

just realized that Ikaruga in my pic, not Yozakura. brb committing suicide

you can always bring the King James Bible
believe it or not, but King James was a master wordsmith and the enormity of the books contained will be enough for a lifetime, let alone a year
That is, if you haven't memorized it yet

How far in nigga?

Why not? You will go crazy otherwise.

What kind of online work you do?

Theres nothing I fucking hate more than my dad doing construction at the house. Never can sleep

We need another world war.

Kill yourself tbh

for shame, yozanon.

I know. this is why I really hope it was an elaborate lie or something

the original release for the series was a PSX game.

no thanks

hate them back

Assuming you weren't drive, wouldn't other people you were with look at you a bit funny? Just curious, knowing the content of the game.

Burn it all.

Yea just look out at that lake for me for a minute pal.

self sustaining single person hunter gatherer is not possible, sorry to say, plus you can't hunt and gather without the government being on your ass

So far so good, was just about to have one last smoke before hitting the sack but the urge to shitpost overcame me.

undertale is actually running on a saturn emulator so whichever one it uses tbh

There's a point where this has to stop and we've clearly passed that line.

sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're retarded

I haven't started yet, I have been waiting for you nigger. Also Lee Van Cleef is my wife.

this smh

Reminder not to treat Ritsu like a human being. He's an attention parasite.

Probably will. Hows life?

Ohhh no kidding. It a lot bigger and better?

I was really tempted to just sleep through the thread today tbh

ya d00d totally

yeah….

I actually got these pics from Million Dollar Extreme's subreddit tbh, just wondered how that place was

I'm still counting this as a (You) because you said my name

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What is this gril's name? /r/ing the pic of her in a swat team outfit with N.E.E.T. on the helmet

also as of now I am no longer feelsguy#2, please update your files

Oh hell no, none of those. I'd actually be surprised if you could guess my #1 fetish. Please don't make this a competition.

I still need to get Valkyrie Drive eventually, but I've heard that PQube's release is kinda subpar… lots of bugs. As much as I appreciate the passion that they've got - I met both Geraint Evans (their marketing head) and Matt Papas (Inti Creates sole white guy) at AnimeExpo and both of them were very cool. There was a fantastic 18+ Gal*Gun: Double Peace panel that was fucking hilarious and unfiltered.

You wouldn't think of it looking at him, but Matt Papas is probably one of the most based fuckers in localization right now. Called out NISA's bullshit during the panel, and said that he'd rather a game stay in Japan then have to censor it for the west. Definitely someone I'd love to have a beer with.

A while. Taking ibuprofen. Seems to be working.

I want him to read me a bedtime story.

Alright dude.

Wait, you mean screen caps or people saying that shit on the subreddit? I assume you mean the former and if that's the case that's fucking hilarious.

there's an actual fucking story and it doesn't hold your hand so YES

I'm a retard you said pics.

Knowing how dads are, probably. Still, if not, what the fuck fam

Yaoi with overly submissive bottoms
My only criteria are they love me and can help me with my daily life
I can't walk so I'd need a caretaker, basically. I currently live with my parents because of this.

Woah, dude, is that the new Berserk game?

Something you never knew you wanted.

the fuck about what?

TIME TO SMOKE
dickheads

there is? I put about 6 or 7 hours into it and never noticed any

They took the screenshots from an AMA and made fun of them in their subreddit, I took their screenshots. This place is strange tbh, doesn't feel like reddit at all

If they're a new company, I'm willing to cut them a bit of slack on bugs, provided they stick to their guns about uncensored, well translated releases, and improve in the future. Meanwhile, NISA just seems to have gotten worse and worse as time has gone on.

I do writing.

CLANG

God made you a cripple because you're gay. I hope you know that. Faggot.

Not sure on her source honestly

Neat might have to look into that.

Does it have its own games? Or what? Looks neat

What you writing then?

I deserve this for trying to watch anime without consulting top tier animagicians.

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Them's fightan words.
Let me know when you see this rock it's very important

It's a PopStation. They're all pretty trash.
Look up Ashens on YouTube, he's done loads of videos on them.

That's just what I've heard, and from what I've seen of Steins;Gate 0 pre-release I wouldn't be surprised. Steins;Gate 0 had a LOT of problems before launch, at least on the Vita release. It was honestly downright embarrassing, even if it got patched in time for launch day.

have a sam hyde webm even though i already have samfire

All you need to do is master the spin man. Then you can walk.
:^)

Reminds me, I was digging through some folders of mine a while back, and found an old screencap from half/a/ years back that went as follows:

Yea this place isn't reddit. or do you mean the MDE subreddit? If that's what mean I can understand that. Some weird outcast communities on reddit are just there because it's easier than making a forum or website or some shit.

yui get in the IRC you faggot.

Yea I know. God made you cripple because you turned gay faggot. Or if it happened in reverse he made you cripple because he knew you'd be gay. Queer.

Think you'll be alright at work?

It's alright, my only complaint is heavy attacks being charge attacks on default but that's kinda nitpicky
while I disagree, at least you didn't say mana

It sucks, but it comes with working nights I suppose

I just sit at the back corner of the bus and wear headphones

They really do seem like chill guys. Guess they gotta be with the nature of their games. I like them since they really seem to love what they do
I really hope I can find a katsuragi statue when I go to a con in a couple months

What show?

Ahhh alright. I've always wanted to collect shitty single game handhelds like that honestly. Though I'd rather get legit ones.

niggers

Nah, you gotta verbally shitpost with me as I watch it.

Yeah Just gotta bring some ibuprofen with me.

You shall type emuparadiseGoodGCOM and receive.
But be warned. it's shit

What the fuck could drive a man to go to fucking detroit? I get that he might be out of work but like you said, detroit is a shithole, Texas stronk, why would he go there when everything he needs is right here?

Why can't you walk?

Sam Hyde is life

Not yui.

Again, I respect their resolve - just need to iron out their Q&A.

got shot by some nigger after buying his spot in a movie theater line

Wait what kind of night job do you have?

You are THE feelsguy right?

Whoooaa nice thanks user. Didn't know you could emulate those at all.

Sammy is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

It's what I expected when I first watched it 3 months ago. Actually, I should probably continue reading it.

Hit by a car.

We've needed one for a good few years now.

Just say when nigga just say when.

no I can't change the flag
I'm the guy who works at a gas station

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Yeah, I had to adjust to that myself after coming over from Estival Versus.
Mana is the fucking worst. Manpukumaru is definitely an easy second, almost tie for first with Momo imo. Good taste user.

I think he became a broken man after my mom divorced him.
last time I lived at his place after running away the place needed some good spring cleaning.
the back yard's grass was like 3 feet tall last I checked
this was back in 2013

Late reminder to KYS autists

you're right

i tried, it's what drove us apart

yeah i should kms

I feel bad now, recommending that.

Fuuka

Well I hope you have an easy day at work man, and that the pain lets up soon.

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Well fuuka you too buddy

If they impeach Trump another will happen at least.

Ahhhh, I got an offer from a gas station like 2 days ago and I really regret not taking it.

I'm always right

At least its something to do

This should be promotional material for Neir

Just do it.

You really should. Yiff in hell furfag.

you first and last

not even once

>Not rape porn either like all the prior "recent" (IE: uploaded months and months ago) images.
I feel happy.

Don't give in.

Huey did nothing wrong

I have the nagging feeling that you've photoshopped tiny spiders into that picture.

I'll do (you)

give into this dick

huey is gay

interesting idea but nope

So getting hit by a car turned you into submissive homosexual?

I wish MDE would finally make a new fucking video that isn't Hyde Wars.

That's the shows name you dingus

Poor bastard. When a man's lawn falls apart, he's really lost control. When was the last time you've seen him?

You can go ahead and get out of here with your shitty opinions you fucking faggot.

Whats it about?

I just think they should make some other videos once as well.

I don't believe it.

fuck off kike
im out

New Gorillaz video came out. The album comes out this month. I'm loving 2017 so far.

I don't even know anymore. At first it was a sol teen love drama, then it became a harem, then it became about a band trying to make it big, now it's all of the above.

I've tried texting him sometimes but he never answers.
last time we actually talked was when I told him that I elected Trump and was working at the podiums on election night. He said he was proud

He might be a drunken mess and my stepdad but I still worry about him and hope he's still here in this quiet little town. I'll even help clean the house free of charge if it's not up for rent

believe it

why are you spoliering something like that, it makes you seem like a fake

Their probably working on shit. Like their new show Earthly Love featuring notorious Nazi pewdipie.

Wow dude, how's being 13?

You know what, considering I've had to spend most of my life relying on other people for help, it probably played a big part it in.
Too bad nobody wants a fucking wheelchair bound cripple as a bf

That song blows, dude.

Futaba Anzu

Sounds disgusting tbh

Didn't Sam say that's not an actual show they're working on?
I don't know with him, it's hard to tell when he's being serious or not.

It's pretty great. Normalfags dont come out at night, and I'm done my nightly cleaning around the time these threads pop up. And I get paid a little extra as a night shift premium
I even banned a guy for liking Gundam SEED once

She's got good taste in consoles at least

If you want to fuck a loli fuck the thicc loli dragon you sick fuck or I'll beat the shit out of you.

i dunno i'm just shitposting.

I hope the guy's alright, any of his friends or anything like that know where he went?

I don't know his friends.

How the mighty fall.

Shit, hadn't considered that.

at least they're cutting themselves off from the gene pool all on their own.

Might be a longshot but do you think ur mum lol might know anything?

MERELY PRETENDING MI AMIGO!

More pics of Anzu playing vidya.

sounds good to me.

Yeah they got a new album coming out at the end of the month. I can't wait.

she's like 10 you sick fuck.

I don't know if you're trying to trick me user. If it is happening my father and I are going to collectively lose our shit.

lol no.
she thinks he's lying about being in Michigan too.
she's having a hard time to forgive him.
since tommorow is Friday night I'll try to remember to go down there and check.
I really hope he's there, if I get this house I won't have to take 2 trains and endure dealthing with niggers to get to work

Its been known for a bit they were doing something for 2017.
I thought one of their vocalists died though?

There's clearly a point I should have stopped and I have passed it, so I will keep going just to see what happens.

But tonight is friday night.

dick is for the gays.

it's friday morning, correction.
maybe I can check in the afternoon.
I think he became a NEET and is living off grandpa's pension.

Yes, and?

It just sounds like nigger rap to me.

April 28th this month, user. Get ready for a new tour as well. See for the new video. They also have a few new songs uploaded to their youtube channel.

Damon's the main vocalist (2D). It might have been one of the voice actors for one of the band members.

Was there another computer from the 90s that neat-o??

I haven't really kept up with them, I kind of forgot they existed tbh. We bet money on if they would release something someday, looks like I was right.

An hour late but Ohai there Smokes.

brought anything from the pay of work yet Ritsu?

If you want shows to watch ask before you see anything, unless you like yuri it ending gay is shitt.

Praise Cat Bra
All glory too catbra

Damn, nigga might be the oldest n33t in the world in that case.

k

but i'm not a furry
furry-yiff-comics.tumblr.com/post/87186953281/jogging-in-the-park
i will never do this to her ;_;

YOLO

He is a man of taste, at least from what I hear.

guess there is only one way to find out.

let's hope to kek he's still there.

that's pretty homotesticles.

it's not gay if you're a lonely fucker

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But he's in Jerry's apartment.

Where the fuck have you been you cunt? Why are so many of you been showing up tonight? When are we playing insurgency you kiwi nigger?

Die.

It's been a long time, cat-bra

Yes

This is also true

post more catbras tbh

Gross

Smokes and catbra tonight? Tonight's a good night

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That pretty much settles it then.

Would you be okay with rammed ass-up-head-down at least three times a day?

THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

Yep.

I'll be trying to rest up energy then so I can go there first thing when I wake up.
hope I can convince him to let me live with him again.

Are there like any scary-ish porns you guys know? Like that girl from The Ring r34 or something

nah it's still gay

baby fuck

user, I'm missing parts of both legs. I wouldn't be able to do that.

IT'S AWWWWRIGHT

Word on the street is John Podesta might have what you're looking for.

oh it's you, hey there cute stuffs

I have been drunk thank you muchly
Can play tomorrow when sober since I have ran out of liqour and cheap booze at jr's

Yes I have been busy being in the MILITARY unlike you gay nigger

Sure thing fam

Been too long fam

I have been banned but I come back stronger then ever.

Best of luck amigo.

oh fug I thought you meant you were in crutches or something

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Traditions never die I guess. On the bright side, I'm off to a wedding tomorrow to possibly get drunk. Getting together a suit was nice too.

You remember me from the ME thread, I'm guessing?

Nah, I'm in a wheelchair. Somebody told me I should try to get prosthetic limbs, but I don't know if my insurance would cover it.

I like your style. Some people don't understand how easy hitting the reset button on a router is.

Wine.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Theres nothing wrong with wine.

yes, I'm the guy who posted his dick again

I.. don't think I remember that. I may not have read every reply I got in the thread.

There's plenty wrong with calling it an emulator.

It emulates Windows, I guess?

But that's exactly what it does, emulate.

ps2 so I can play Drakengard before I finish Nier multiple play throughs so I can start Automata.

Sounds like quitter talk to me, bitch, Smoke your way too
SUCCESS

Nope they are only made easier via the cheap mil booze.
And weddings are great too get drunk at, so much free booze is a god send.
too bad they normally only have beer and wines, pure spirits the best

Reset router, use vpn too get by, when the mods were real bitches I had too use everything.

Not spirits
Weak

What is this?

I've just had a change in life goals, is all

From winehq.org/

Vodka, Rum, Bourbon, Whiskey etc.
Real mans drink.

Below the line, what are you a little bitch?

But it allows me to use windows on a non windows system. It's a fucking emulator.

Forgot my cat bras

Nah just lazy.

Stop. You're triggering me.

Drinking is bad for you.

Are you in love with wheelchairanon or something?

Maybe you should stop being lazy and start matching texealand great again

So is being out in the sun, doesn't stop me having to do laps round the air field in the summer heat.

And it always will be too, forever and ever!

He faggot, I'm close to chch now, mimi isn't though. Drinks when?

Theres nothing to get upset about. It's just an emulator.

>using the word triggered unironically

It's you isn't it

nypost.com/2017/03/23/rachel-dolezal-explores-her-blackness-in-bizarre-memoir/

You are right, TEXAS AND NEW ZEALAND ALWAYS GREAT

Im in Blenhiem no drinks soon, down in Dunners Anzac parade if you want drinks then.

Dunners Anzac parade, drink with you right after I finish marching?
is a cytube up yet?

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archive.fo/4ldd8

you missed out then

do I need to be?

You don't know that unless you post your Address

I'm not dead yet.
Also I was watching True Grit earlier and I swear you are secretly Jeff Bridges.

Mate I can't drive for five hours each way for drinks with work days on either side.

Well, one of his requirements for a partner was "needs to love me"

Hey, I wouldn't mind.

so I'll just fall in love with him on the spot then o.k

I heard you actually proposed like the absolute madman you are, are the rumors true?

I still need to watch that, I hear that it was a pretty great remake

But now you're implying you want to be his partner.

Are you stuck in chch for awhile?
Should be able to drink with you one day then since I have to be there to drive down to dunners or up to blenhole.
Otherwise stay in dunners for drinks or stay in chch for drinks

Where (or what) is chch?

Any easy program to make a gif from a part of a video? I only have xmedia for this kinda things but I don't think it has a support for gifs

Yeah. We live together now. She's a sexy school teacher and I'm an actual scientist.
Living the dream.

This is the same problem we had last year except this time it's me that's too lazy to drive all that way. One day we will get the three of us together. One day.

It's where they rape the kids

The place in New Texazealand that shakes alot

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I think someone here lives in Toronto which is actually close to me
But I've run into a couple of /a/ meetups before and I don't think I'll be interested in ever meeting someone from a chance again after that

Do not lewd the megu.

It's like a fucking fairytale.

Where the fuck have you been, nigger?

Again, I wouldn't mind;_;

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I can drink with you then drink with the other, somehow we will come drink all together at once but this is better than nothing at this stage.
2 weeks off before next phase starts the week after easter so I will be drinking in chch, queens town and dunners

Whats that?
Lewd the Crimson chuuni?

Mil life makes it hard to attend these threads
Also being drunk all the time doesn't help

Only the Manliest of men allowed.

WE ARE THE GREATEST
THE WORLD TREMBLES AT OUR ALLIANCE

I'll make sure I have some time off around then.

(Checked)
Post when you're down here and I'll see if I can come up to the rocky city.
>Also being drunk all the time doesn't help
What do you think I've been doing this entire time?

Stop posting lewd things!

and?

you don't want me I said before

dunners or chch?

Get on irc so I can have a way to contact you if there is no cytube anymore.
if you are in dunners stay there since I will head there already
And what do you think I have been doing with access too bars that sell vodka and coke for $2.60 while in town its $10.00

Hey im not the one with the tattoo on their but like Megumin.

ashburton
also there is a discord.

Oh yeah, you're the guy who was into polygamy. I don't roll that way.
Realistically I'm probably going to end up alone for the rest of my life, I'm too shy to actually go out and look for a partner and it's unlikely anybody would give a shit about a fucking cripple anyway

Is your contact the same as before? Which I am having a hard time remembering.
I'll have to jump on IRC more but I rarely go on it unless I'm on my loonux system. And yeah, I'm still living here but I don't mind coming up there if I need to meet with both of you cunts.
You lucky fuck.

its not the right board, I'm simply being polite user, don't be a jew

Don't become blackpilled, user. You'll find somebody.

Yak just sent me the link
Thats even worse then Blenhole

No idea if I gave you my contact but im on discord for now
If you think thats good wait till I get to a base that allows shots, since its not allowed on a training base here.

I'm a miserable sack of shit who can't even use stairs, I only play video games and use the internet to escape the fact I can barely do anything for myself. I had to rearrange an entire trip I planned to see my brother last month solely because the elevator in his apartment building was going to be out of service for the week.
There are no jobs around here that I could work at so I'll probably be living off welfare when my parents finally kick me out, I can't even go out when it's snowing because my chair might get stuck.

tbh i was just baiting you into giving me lewds

yup that's me

oy vey

at least you'll have blog posting

izumi add my steam you fucking bitch

Mate I think you want to see a shrink

Isn't that just what these threads ultimately boil down to?

Steam is for niggers

Have you considered checking out dating sites? They've got one for every niche these days

nothing wrong with it either

you're a triple nigga, what does your gay ass use then?

Not for long, I've known people who ended up offing themselves, and they all acted like he is currently shortly before an heroing. That nihilistic "this world doesn't care about me" type of thing

you're probably getting more out of it then he's putting in

Nothing. I pirate most of my shit.
Besides, It's not like using steam would be any better then email.

reply properly like a good girl to mine then instead of complaining

I only brought it up because the rate of suicide among disabled people is rather high.

I'll complain about your shit taste in email services all I want.

I'd imagine, though I'd also thought it's getting better

offer an alternative instead of being a useless bitch or shut the fuck up and smile happily faggot

Maybe you should just lurk more and find one yourself.

here're your options

there now decide

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I'm going to unironically rape you, we're sticking to email then you faglord, send me something nice

What's wrong? Can't take the heat?

I'm going to take you by the hips and shove a mop up your ass

No, I wouldn't an hero. I just get frustrated with the reality of my situation at times.

There are reasons. I'd be too shy, it's unlikely anybody like that is near me and I'd be looking for more than "hey wanna fuck a guy with no legs" which is what most of those sites are anyway.

Well I fuck your face so hard your mum won't even be able to recongnize you when I'm done.
I'll fuck you so hard they'll need to call in a historian to record the butt-hurt.

you don't really want to look for a relationship anyways, you want to look for interests so that there's something you can relate to and all that

right now all I'm seeing is a faggot fucking up hard tbh

Just fuck already.

Do you have any friends, user? You could always ask them if there's somebody they know who'd be interested in you.

Really? I see a fucking pedo jew who needs to be put into the oven.

no u

what are you a blind fuck up? sort your self out before you get memed on harder fuck boy

Stop hiding your absolute cocklust and ride him like a bitch in heat

nigga that's gay, you gay, gaymo

Shut up slut. Your the one getting memed on here faglord.
Why don't you just do what says and suck my dick already.

blind dumb stupid and retarded all in one go. you make the cake, you really do

But I do want a relationship, I've gotten incredibly lonely as my father works a lot, my mother has grown distant to me in recent years and all my siblings have moved away.
I'm not sure what you mean.

No. In fact I don't leave my house much.

You ain't got the pants scholmo slut.
The only one blind here is you; blind for my cock.

basically if you go looking for a relationship on relationship places, you're going to end up with alot of awkwardness instead of what you actually want but if you go to a place for lets say video games and you make friends there, you can test the waters and see about a relationship as well, do you follow me ducky?

they're called trousers you festering cunt muffin no one is this inept but here you are

Oh I'm sorry, It looked more like a fucking dress from up here. You might aswell be wearing a dress anyway, slut.

listen here fucker, if you had payed any attention you're stupid brain would realize that in actual I'm wearing you as a cock sleeve and since your trampish figure is either in a whore outfit or naked then clearly you're worthless ass has forgotten what it's wearing again. stop being so embarrassing and suck it you limped dick fuck nugget

Stop being so tsundere, user~

Well you're never going to get anywhere by staying inside all day.

quit being alive fagmo

I guess, but where exactly? I don't really play online games. I've thought about maybe going to a D&D place, I used to play it a lot with my brothers and their friends.
Also, why do you call me that? I kinda like it

Many times I simply can't go outside. It snows a lot here and my wheels can be very hard to move in snow.

Your the faggot who sends his nudes out like a whore.
Everyone here can clearly see that your cock thirsty, but you keep denying it whilst pretending your the one in control. Well I'm afraid you couldn't be further from the truth slut.

I'm envisioning you masturbating furiously while typing this.

Man, that sucks. Have you thought about upgrading your wheelchair?

it's a derbyshire thing ducky

there's alot of social groups and such, I don't recommend D&D groups for this sort of thing unless you really like ttprpgs but I mean if you've got a hobby, that's a starting point

I'm the one who isn't a little pussy who's 2scared to be real, now shut up with this nonsense you speak of and stand deliver you pathetic bimbo

Theres nothing wrong with taking pleasure in someone else's pain.

I'll deliver my cock right into your thirsty ass If that's what you mean, whore.

massively gay

first you talk about my dick and now you're talking about my ass, the thirsty one is you faggot

You two could always frot
That way you could both be the dom.

Weak.

massively homoerotic

talking about your self again I see, my my it's like you're a dirty fucking whore or something

Well, you're talking about fucking him, so I assume you'd be okay with it.

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you're the one with this fixation with me fucking him, maybe you want me to fuck you too

Your bantz are getting really low energy old man. As low energy as resorting to pedophilla to get your filthy old man's penis to wank off.
You truely are the most pathetic of fools.

you're one to talk, where's your dress and makeup, no style nor grace, just a filthy slut tbh

What the fuck am I reading

You have several times made homosex remarks to him. He has also made homosex remarks towards him.
The only one who really wants to get fucked here is the guy in the wheelchair
I don't know why isn't pushing towards him more considering wheelchairanon seems open to the idea more than you do

wheele homo wants some ideal, which is fair enough

gay shit this thread usually devolves into around now

Two anons who really want to dick each other but are too embarrassed to say it.

I don't have any money, so I couldn't upgrade it. I've been using the same one for awhile now.

I'm not here to take part in the degenerate act of sin.
I'm metaphorically calling him a pussy as bitch that I'll phyisically shit on so hard that he wouldn't be able to stand. Perhaps even perminatly immobilized like the Cripplefaganon.

Big talk for someone who wears his mother's drapes

that sort of thing would be to you wouldn't it now

Your reading during bully hours.

Right, I'm sure you metaphorically want to ejaculate inside of him as well

I keep telling you faggots I'm innocent.

It's quite literal that he wants to cum in every male possible, but that's just because he's Muslim

Getting sleeper by the second are you? Did you forget your nap time again old man.
You shouldn't do that, you know how tiresome you get when you do.

I mean, I can move, I just don't have legs. no bully pls

are you a grill

sense you asked nicely

No, why?

I'd say that I wouldn't know what goes through your thick head when you say stupid shit like that since you've obviously fucking missed the mark once more but I know that there's only one thing you think of and it's in between my legs

Damn, and here I thought this was going to be just like in my visual novels.

I can pretend if you like

No thanks I was just going to use that opportunity to make lemon jokes and anal puns at your expense. But thanks for trying user.

You know, traps pretend to be girls.

I bet the only thing your thinking about is the STDs you contracted last night when you fucked your dying mom in the old person's home.

How mentally-ill are you to believe that the world revolves around your gay ass.

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just a prank bro

On a more serious note, no. I not only wouldn't make for a good trap, but I'm not into crossdressing and I don't have a girly voice.

you're terrible at making bets, that's on purpose I'm sure since you obviously want to end up in debt and forced to whore your self out but here's the thing you're never going to make any profits since you'd have anyone use you like the useless trash that you are regardless

Granted, dicks and fucking men is the most you've talked about while in these threads. Don't forget your time in /ssft/ trying to get that 14 year old.

They're totally straight though, because they have a skirt and the balls don't touch and you say no homo.

I bet you don't.

Just bros being bros

What if you had a boyfriend who wanted to dress you up, though?

In that case I'd go along with it for them, but it's a hypothetical and it wouldn't change the fact I wouldn't be convincing.

Whatever herpboy, you haven't got anything on me except your own falsified projections.
I on the other hand of undeniable proof of your faggotry.

Wrong.

says the faggot who came to me in the first place begging for me.

projections ducky~

I could post your fucking whore ass nudes whenever I want.

Woops. Ment for

Oh please, you were crying for those for months and months. They aren't even mine.

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the confusion is getting to you, I understand so let me help you figure out what they'd actually do, nothing but make you look worse and worse so give it up back off abit but most of all stop pretending like you know anything, it's getting tiring now

kek

Oy vey.

Well I can see that this thread is rapidly approaching peak gay and so I'm gonna back out of here before that happens. See you guys later.

shoah'd

night there smokes

G'night faggot.

There's a reason it's number.

see now I'm interested, are you mixing us up or do you have his nudes?

Oh? post them then.

It's a secret.

the excitement is real

Backing out already are we?

Don't get too excited, I'd rather have 500 copies of shovel dog than those.

aw well

These things happen.

But you were so enthusiastic about it before. What happen?
Could it be that you never had them?

dead thread anymores

You're the one who's excited about someone else seeing you naked. I don't know where you're getting the fact that I "wanted" to see them from.

Bully the waifu.

Your avoiding the subject.

do not

You're the one changing it. Why are you so excited for someone seeing you naked on the internet? Is it the only way you can feel like someone cares about you?

Do.

lets not turn this meme into a dream now

It'll be real life.

You're the one who brought it up in the firstplace. So why don't you answer?

You seem upset, as you were the one who brought up nudes in the first place.

the realist of lyfes nigga

Good.

This thread turned real gay.

Just like you.

goodest

your cock hungry presence is what made it gay

Best.

I didn't start the fire.

You are the fire you flaming faggot.

worst

you were always burning since the world was turning

I'm not going to post any more because cyan might get upset and slap me with a 3 day ban for "avatarfagging" again but completely ignore smokes.

posting imagines of utterly random shit should be fine enough, you'd be fine enough

Knowing how badly Mark and the vols run the board, someone is probably going to be banned 3 hours after the threads are empty anyway.

it's sort of gotten better but that's because I'm not avatarfagging anymore after talking to lime, though that hasn't stopped cyan so I don't know what's up with him the vols should really bloody talk to each other more tbh

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it's hard to really tell at this point but I do know that we're getting raided alot or there's a shit ton loads of newfags in

It's probably related to Holla Forums throwing shit around everywhere they can to "prove to the world that they're right" and Holla Forums's attempts at getting Reddit to come over to the site. If not, there's something going on at Reddit and 4cuck that's making people come over.

"Survival of the fittest" rules still apply as always.

Did you really go postal in the cytube before they switched to the third one?

that seems usually the case but this time it's alot more like actual children are posting

Probably because Holla Forums has 'nazis on steroids' to 4chan's 'hackers on steroids' which hasn't been relevant for years.

yeah that would make sense

You're free to judge things in any way you want.

The problem then becomes that if you don't like Holla Forums shitting up every thread, then clearly you're a [4cuck user, Endchan user, Holla Forums user, /int*/ user, Freech user, Goon, Reddit user, TRS, JIDF, Kike, CTR member, Degenerate, Shill] and should get off of Holla Forumschan.

I thought it was hysterical. It didn't change anything because rooms like that are piss easy to make, but it was fun hearing about it.

it's not even pol doing it though, it's faggots from here sure but it's also lefty pol trying to subvert and all sorts of shit

I'd argue it's a mix of people from Holla Forums shitting up the board because Holla Forums shat up the board and Holla Forums shitting up the board because Holla Forums shat up the board. Politics should always be banned from imageboards. It's always caused problems.

it's just faggots who don't know how to handle it without getting emotional over it tbh, I just blame americans once more

Glad to know i made you smile, but i hope that's not the only thing you got from me. But as always, that's up to you.
Ball's always in your court.

You'll find that someone who changes for the better after finding your advice if you haven't already.

easiest thing to do

Just proves we're together enough to be known.

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not really

Be the hero you need, not the one someone else needs.

I sense some jealousy.

Is there anyone else here that may want something from me?

gas the kikes