Any ideas what he will do for Episode 9?

This + the ripping off of the OT and other movies.They might bring back Boba fett & Jabba for nostalgia and obviously never bother to explain how they are still alive.

I haven't a single disney SW movie yet.
Not even kidding.

I wonder how they will finally prove Rey is not a Mary Sue this time, probably by killing every bad guy herself but crying really hard about how she's a nobody who's really good at everything.

Public Service Announcement at the beginning and end of film reminding the public that criticism of the marysue is sexist and antisemitic.

Same. Feels okay I guess.