Any ideas what he will do for Episode 9?
The only thing I know is that he will relegate Rose to background character-tier similar to Jar Jar was in Episodes 2 and 3 given how nobody likes her and she's just Rian's fanfiction character.
Any ideas what he will do for Episode 9?
Luis Foster
Brody Price
Shoot himself in the foot.
Brody Nguyen
Not even pirating it.
Hunter Scott
Fuck it up worse
Dylan Young
Luke comes back as a force ghost and has at least one light saber fight, because you need to string out the nostalgia fags.
Maybe Vader.
Angel Edwards
I expect
Jackson Brooks
How can someone live with a nose which looks like a micro dick? This is beyond me!
Gavin Rogers
Eli Perez
He will recreate the Return of the Jedi for modern audiences
Michael Morris
2 hours and 30 minutes of Star Wars porn.
Grayson Roberts
Besides fucking it up, again?
Henry Johnson
Whatever he does, normies will laud him as the saviour of Star Wars again.
Ayden Diaz
Omg nerdgasm
Henry Roberts
If they can do cgi young leia, they can also recreate old hang leia.
Adrian Gray
More like:
search your feelings you know it to be true
Andrew Mitchell
...
Jaxson Wright
No, he liked Rian script
Evan Murphy
Yeah what will happen is this:
Samuel Smith
Of course he did. I don't know why so many people are think JJ, specifically everyone who liked TFA, wants to even try to "save this" he was in on it from the start. TFA was a pretty strong "fuck you", with even the most casual fan had basic questions like "where the rest of the republic". TLJ was just 10 times more upfront. If he is anything like the libby arts type I know, he probably thinks the movie wasn't doing its job unless it was pissing everyone off.
Jordan Morris
Sawed shotgun with 20 gauge cartridge approach, and hope something sticks.
So there will probably be new everything and wait for some reaction.
David Reyes
This + the ripping off of the OT and other movies.They might bring back Boba fett & Jabba for nostalgia and obviously never bother to explain how they are still alive.
Samuel Perez
I haven't a single disney SW movie yet.
Not even kidding.
Jaxson Campbell
I wonder how they will finally prove Rey is not a Mary Sue this time, probably by killing every bad guy herself but crying really hard about how she's a nobody who's really good at everything.
Ethan Peterson
Public Service Announcement at the beginning and end of film reminding the public that criticism of the marysue is sexist and antisemitic.
Daniel Adams
Same. Feels okay I guess.