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This all looks so much better than the instant ramen I'm used to.

SOME OF YOU GUYS ARE ALRIGHT.
DON'T COME TO COURT TOMORROW IF YOU'RE IN JAPANIFORNIA.

okay how the hell do riceballs stay together? this makes no sense

Glutinous Rice is sticky as fuck.

Elven p***y

Fucking knife-ear whore slut lover.
Hylians aren't elves, that's how I justify my love of Zelda despite my hatred of the elven race

patty?

whatever gets you through the day user

just because its asian doesnt mean the convenience doesnt come at the cost of flavor

It tastes pretty much the same, that powder is magical

Boil some eggs and put them in the fridge, they last quite long. Then when you make instant noodles take a ready boiled egg from the fridge and heat it up together with the noodles. The egg really adds to the favour, especially if you break and mix the boiled yolk into the broth. Turns it yellow and gives a nice taste.

I usually prepare my noodles on a frying pan. First I fry some meat and onions and once they're ready I add water and noodles on the pan. That way all the flavour from the fried onions and meat gets mixed into the broth. The outcome is as tasty as in a good ramen restaurant. Would recommend.

ALL YOU FUCKING WEST-ABOOS DISGUST ME WITH YOUR UNHEALTHY YANKEE SHIT, SUSHI IS THE ONLY ANSWER FOR GAMING!

Because they have all sorts of add-ons and are probably using something better then the 40 cent packs of Mr. Noodle you are, Splurge and get Shin Ramyun Black once, add some meat and veggies to it and it will look the same

/ck/, is that you?
Please share more of your wisdom with us.

Never trust someone that hates Christmas

It turns out the reason our client was even there was because he called 911 after finding the victim. Forgot to ask about the sandwich, though.

Intriguing.

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Stuff you eat with chopsticks because you can eat it easy without looking at it, and it keeps your hands clean.

Eastern rice are so intensely sticky, especially when you heat them for about 30 minutes.

Eww, just prepare some new ones, you cheap fuck.

peaches pizza is teh suprior gaming food

what the fuck is wrong with you
are you one of those "pineapple pizza is perfectly normal" retards?
i beat you put pineapple and sugar on your chicken too

get the fuck out of here

Nigga don't you go bashing something you haven't even tried.
Shit's surprisingly good.

i've tried pineapple pizza and pineapple chicken
both of those taste horrible
do you really think you can tell me peaches pizza is any good?
eat meat like it's supposed to be eaten, you fucking degenerate

So what is the way meat is supposed to be eaten.

without fucking fruit on it

In user's defense, Meat wasn't really "meant" to be eaten, but neither were plants.
As for user, whoever goes on this website and uses the word "nigga" to describe someone you are talking to is fucking stupid.
An hero you gorillakike

Man, what has it been with the people in the system lately? First Edgeworth got BTFO left and right last year, then the Von Karma shitshow, then the Skye and Gant case last month. I'm tellin' ya, it's like we're hurtling down into a dark age of the law.

And that Wright guy, what the actual fuck is he? I mean, a FUCKING PARROT. How does he get away with it?

I'm seriously contemplating moving out to somewhere less insane. Even that kike-infested shithole Borginia looks like it'd be better than this.

Fuck off food autist

fruit sauce is for fags
fruits on meat are also for fags

Pork with pineapple is a holy blessing from God, and Hawaii's only valuable contribution to the world.

literally only lemon is good on meat

what do you think tomato sauce is boyo

tomatos are honorary vegetables

You apparently never had venison injected with blueberry and cranberry puree. The fruit sauce user mentioned was ketchup by the way. He was describing a cheeseburger. Tomato sauce used on meatloaf is also a fruit sauce.

wow what a gay

Lemon is only good with fish.
Anyway, baked turkey stuffed with apples is awesome. Your taste is shit.

tomatos are fruit as much as cats are tigers

thanksgiving is for burgers only
chicken is objectively superior to turkeys anyways

TAKE THAT BACK.

how is it NOT a fruit?

Tomatoes are vegetables as much as poodles are felines.

do you put tomatos in fruit salads?

From a cooking perspective, it's not used like most other fruit, since it's not as sweet. I understand that it is technically a fruit, biologically speaking, but autists need to realize that when you're talking about what goes on in the kitchen (rather than the lab or a textbook), it's OK to consider tomatoes as something else.

sure, and platypuses are birds/reptiles because eggs

Tomatoes have seeds.
You know what doesn't have seeds?
An Vegetables.
There is no technicality, it is a fruit, I don't give a shit what it tastes like, it has seeds, that literally makes it a fruit. A vegetable can't have seeds because vegetables ARE seeds, hence corn, peas, carrots. If you plant them into the ground, they will grow into a plant, while a fruit will grow if you remove just the seeds or the whole fruit.

I just corrected your sorry ass in the form of a haiku.

Culinarily its still a fruit. Its used to give contrast to leafy veggies is salad without being overly sweet

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Yes, that's one use for tomato. The worst use.

Come the fuck on nigga, this is ancient mongolian cavepaintings speak.

Nigga wake up, there is a world of new flavours for you to discover.

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No but neither would I put a lime, figs or prunes in a fruit salad.

Cooking wise tomatoes are not used as pure vegetables either. They are more often used in juices than any veggie for example.

I wouldn't put a fucking lemon in a fruit salad either

lemons aren't fruit then

Mammals make eggs.
What the fuck do you think sperm do?
There's birds and reptilians that don't lay eggs either, but guess what, we consider them birds and reptilians due to characteristics and foundations that we laid to classify animals.
As for tomatoes, they are fruit because fruit means "container", you know what fruit contains?
Seeds.

sperm doesn't hatch tho
mammals don't lay eggs

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Sperm fertilizes eggs,
eggs which you happen to be born from,
that are inside your mothers uterus.

You either are seriously autistic, or you are a shitty troll.

Mammals gestate in the mother's placenta, not in a laid egg.

by that logic i'm a bird
you don't lay the eggs outside of the body like a bird would
a platypus does
yet a platypus is a mammal
by that logic, i can say that a tomato is not a fruit, since it might have similarities with fruit, yet behaves differently when used

But a platypus is a monotreme, which is different from a placental mammal.

He never said that it laid an egg, yes of course it lays and egg, but that's not why it's a mammal. It's a mammal because it's a warm blooded animal and also descended from mammals.

You were the the one who said that tomatoes are vegetables.

Now listen here you mouth breathing retard, a platypus mostly shares characteristics of mammals aside from laying eggs. They have fur. are warm blooded. AND they lactate. Tomatos on the other hand, share absolutely no characteristics of a vegetable so its not a fucking vegetable

I didn't. I said that people who cook don't treat them like fruit, which is true.

but it tastes like a vegetable

What? Cause it's not sweet?

yes

I meant that for the other guy, I forgot that I had you written down.

Enjoy your poison you idiots.

poutine master race

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master race indeed.

That is the laziest poutine I've ever seen, disgusting amount of cheese curds.

you know what to do, degenerate scum.

Who would wish to live such a terrible life?

Nix v. Hedden

Sorry do you just want to eat a block of cheese covered in gravy you fat piece of shit?

Someone who doesn't want to eat poison obviously.

stfu you skeleton Auschwitz survivor retard.
i'll eat what tastes good and i dont need your permission nor approval.

Is that fries, gravy and some cheese balls?

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Obviously I should eat 10 pounds of chocolate everyday just because my brain says so. Stay body positive fam :^)

Whoever got served that poutine got gypped. There is not enough cheese curds for it to be worth whatever he got charged.

Cheese is what makes a poutine, a poutine. You tasteless piece of trash.

Do you eat your potatoes green? If not, it's not poisonous. You breathe in more toxic shit every day.

Thats not how eggs work, meatcuck

No I dont eat potatoes period they're nightshades
==NIGHTSHADES== how stupid can you be?
Objectively wrong you lardass, poutines consist of fries, cheese curds, and gravy. Not just A HUGE BLOCK OF CHEESE. I wouldn't eat it anyways because fries are made of NIGHTSHADES.

I fucked up the redtext how embarrassing.

Not as embarrassing as the fact that you think all members of Solanaceae are Atropa belladonna.

You autism makes me wish someone would put a hefty dose of datura in one of your meals just so you'd shut the fuck up about nightshades. Learn a bit about toxicology before going full retard and equating a fucking tomato with belladonna.

Just because you psychopaths keep putting tomatoes and potatoes in your recipe books doesn't make them any less poisonous.

So do you have any evidence that potatoes are poisonous or are you just going to keep yelling at clouds?

Just because you ate potato leaves as a kid, instead of the bulb, doesn't make potatoes, tomatoes, peppers or eggplants toxic. No matter how much you desperately wish they are.

Green potatoes and potato leaves and stems are actually toxic. Regular bulbs, which is what we eat and is sold in grocery stores, is not.

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I'm glad it got derailed, the single gimmick of calling Asian food some American food isn't gonna make a whole thread.

It was a lot of fun honestly.

Just read the OP again, it was meant to be derailed.

Not ck user, but Boiled eggs really do last a while.

When I prep meals for the week, I often boil a bunch of eggs. Good protein snack/breakfast, lasts the week.

Is there any difference between pre-boiling and cooking it with the noodles? Might try this sometime.

The amount of samefag cuckery that this faggot is trying to pull on us is just sad.

at least i'm living my dream and not denying myself because society frowns upon it.
you weakling.

DAMN! That's gotta fucking hurt.

This reply of yours took quite awhile, were your fingers hitting multiple keys everytime?

poor skeleton butthurt samefag

no i was playing mass effect andromeda while being drunk and got distracted, sorry i have a life.

Sounds like someone got their feefees hurt.

keep samefagging, u bitter loser who can't afford poutine master race.

(you)

no (you)

If trolling 8/10 pretty good.
If not, consider eating a shotgun.

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stfu loser

Look at the IDs you cuck

Pretty sure he's merely pretending at this point.

Yeah, he's either a stupid lard-ass or he's a shitty troll

don't care, dont know, extra cheese poutine master race.
deal with it, faggot cucks.

ohhh, I get it, so YOU'RE fats mcgee with his retard three? How are the autistics doing?

Do you like to put your extra cheese poutine with your spaghetti in your cargo pockets and eat them when they fall out?

says the poor Auschwitz survivor skeleton with self denial masochist syndrome.
get cucked, fag.

there is no spoon, faggots.

I can hear the autistic cry of diabetes waft from your post.
Is auschwitz seriously the only offense you can come up with? You gorillakike, I'm not a skeleton, I eat meat, I just don't eat super fat shit like you do. A serving of fucking poutine has over 1000 fucking calories in it average, not to mention the extra fucking cheese and gravy you're drenching in it, do you know how many fucking miles you have to run without taking a break to burn that shit off? It's seriously not healthy, you'd might as well be eating 3 big macs at one time.
I'm not making fun of cargo shorts or pants, personally cargo clothes are the most fucking awesome thing you could ever wear imho, it's just an old half-chan joke.

Ramen is fucking shit-tier soup. The broth could very well be replaced with dead sea water and even in its fresh, restaurant/bar form, it's indistinguishable from the instant bullshit in terms of flavor. The pork/chicken/meat used is also terrible quality 9/10 times, even in higher-end places. It's almost like they take the most tasteless, fattiest cuts possible instead of texture and flavor-rich ones. The only thing that gets a pass in that total shitshow of a bowl is the egg, and even then, few places get that thing very simple thing right.

French onion soup is superior in every way, and so is Chao Ca. These are much more fragant, packed full of umami, and don't leave you feeling like you just snorted the chalk out of a soccer field. I mean really, almost any hot predominantly liquid meal beats that garbage. If anything, ramen is the meme food.

By the way, there ARE no auschwitz survivors.

fucking LOL and pathetic
you're the supreme cuck, i see.

The fact that you think the picture depicts ramen noodles is very sad.

Sorry, meant to link

tim hortons onion soup master race on thursdays…fuck that's today :O

Losing water weight doesn't make you lose fat you jackass, you can't SWEAT off calories. as soon as you start drinking water again, that shit is going to come back. In fact, studies show, that drinking MORE water actually makes you lose MORE weight.

lol you're a retard.
do you even know what "water fasting" is?
it's drinking nothing but water, distilled preferably.
not on the contrary.

correction: drinking AND eating

That's not ramen, that's udon, hence the thicker noodles. Much better than ramen because they soak up more broth. Instant ramen sucks because it's water-based instead of broth-based.

You are the worst troll on the face of this earth.
Distilled water is not for drinking, because it literally has no traditional value, distilled water is for places where you need water that is as sterile as possible, such as a hospital to autoclave surgical instruments.
Water fasting is not "drinking nothing but water", that's just being healthy.
Fasting is the act of not eating foods, fish fasting is not eating fish, meat fasting is not eating meat. If you're fasting, you consume nothing BUT water, unless you are water fasting, in which case, you do anything but drink water. Quit trying to bend the way the world works to try to make a futile point.

Also something to add, if water fasting is consuming nothing but water, then how the fuck do you eat poutine?

I don't think it works that way, fam.

As far as I know, 'X fasting' has always referred to exclusively consuming that substance, like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juice_fasting

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Are you retarded? Santa employs dwarves, not elves. They're midgets that are good at crafting and actually like humans.

You can't take wikipedia seriously, just a heads up.

Fam

I never policed your language. Nor did I nazi your grammar.
I just want to know;
why

This thread has gone places.

Decent AA case/10

Holy shit. There's no way that can be real.

LOL typical goy who drinks the mainstream jewish cool aid.
distilled is the only heavenly godly water, and water fasting(nothing but water) is the heavenly godly detox and disease cure panacea.
stay sick and ignorant, goy cuck.

it's called intermittent water fasting.

You're forgetting orange chicken.

You are literally the most unironically huge gorillakikuckfurtrapniggerjew on the face of this earth.
Distilled water actually does have metal in it, I'm just referring to ==nutritional value==

You are literally the most unironically huge gorillakikuckfurtrapniggerjew on the face of this earth.
Distilled water actually does have metal in it, I'm just referring to ==nutritional== ==value==

oh great, I lost my ability to ==redtext==

Downloaded this shit and never went for more than the lobby.
Guess my autism stat isn't high enough.

its equal equal space TEXT space equal equal

Redtext has to be on its own separate line my man.

Oh yeah, I forgot
thanks

Stop being a cheap fuck, /ck/ is filled with retards and chef wannabes.

autism confirmed.

wat
please an hero yourself you nigger
metal, you know, as in the shit that your sporks aren't made of? there's little tiny clusters of atoms that are made of heavy metals floating around in your distilled bullshit. You think it's healthy because it doesn't have any nutrients in it, such as fluoride, but heavy metals like lead do NOT count as a nutrient. Think about the containers that they are stored in, user, they aren't made of plastic. At least spring water is filtered through shit and has nutrients in them, distilled is purged of everything, then is stored in containers that have god knows what in them. Don't forget that sometimes mildew and mold gets in those containers user, I just want you to picture in your mind what those heavy metals are doing, festering in your bowels, then going through your veins, slowly poisoning you, causing even more health problems than your shit-tons of poutine can cause. It's really bad user, it really is. At least spring water is stored in plastic containers before they are bottled, distilled water has to be heated while it's filtered, so it HAS to be in metal containers.

Pic 1 is ramen according to wikipedia. Notice the very curly strands
Pic 2 is udon according to wikipedia. Notice the considerably thicker, and less curly strands (the curls are longer).

Pic 1 noodles are clearly ramen noodles

Pics 1, 3, 4 5 here are ramen noodles as far as I can tell. Udon noodles, depending on what you get, tends to be almost as thick as a chopstick, and even pic 2 doesn't even come close to that (sharing the same curliness as ramen noodles).

Therefore, if none of those are ramen, then I must admit that I have no fucking clue of what I'm talking about. And that's more likely than you think.

The udon looks a lot more like the OP pic. That udon is just basic udon, nothing fancy added.

P-p-patty cake? With someone else? Oh, Jessica!

Look, use the egg as a reference for the noodle's thickness. Pic related is another udon pic. In this instance is the noodles is about 1/6th of the egg, width-wise. Ramen noodles are maybe 1/10th-1/15th.

There's different sizes of eggs
a small egg is literally half the size of a large.

That shit looks nasty, japanese food is overrated by weebs to be honest.

It does? Then don't look at poutine.

Okay well fuck nigger let's look at the chopsticks. Udon noodles, like I said in my previous posts, are about as thick as chopsticks. Ramen noodles are about half a chopstick thick. These pics are all udon.

I agree with you. That's cold udon in soy sauce broth. Cold noodles a shit, son. Even cold pasta a shit.

It's ramen, use the corn as a reference. Corn size is globally consistent and them noodles are super tiny by comparison. As an Indiana resident, I happen to be an expert on corn.

There's different size chopsticks.

More like an expert on PORN
AMIRITE?

Listen here you little shit how the hell are you going to talk your way out of the curls I mentioned? The thickness of udon noodles is such that curls as small and frequent as those seen in ramen noodles is impossible. Hence the smoother curves seen in all the udon pics I posted, vs. the pubic-hair-like ramen noodles.

You realize the curls in ramen noodles are like that because cup noodles come folded up? real ramen doesn't do that. If you folded udon dry, it does the same thing. Soba noodles can do it too, and so does chow mein.

Exhibits A and B, packaged udon and ramen respectively. Exhibits C and D fresh ramen and udon respectively.

Ramen is thin and curly, udon is thick and straighter by comparison.

I'm only answering to this bait because I have nothing better to do.

Fuck, Holla Forums ate half my noodles. These two are the packaged versions.

The "packaged udon" is actually fresh, No, I'm not making an assumption because of the board, it's because you can see the moisture in the noodles. Google lied to you.

Just a heads up, you aren't going to find any udon that is packaged like ramen noodles without moisture in them. Udon is packaged like spaghetti, in long strips. Real ramen is packaged like this too.

I've never in my life heard of udon noodles that are curly and dried. Like that user said, the dried ones are straight as fuck.

I know that they can do it though because I used to take udon noodles, cook them, bend them as tightly as possible, then dry them as much as possible

You are consuming a chicken fetus, vegfag.
Don't act smug if you can't justify your B8.
Also,
Why should I eat like a loser? :^)

Fucking kek.

I have a scar in my hand that's stained with ink from that damn pen. My boss made a comment during our bender that I should amputate it in case it's some special Sumatran ink that the prosecutor is using in some long term murder plot. I don't think he was joking, either. But seriously, it's Los Angeles, somehow worse cousin of the entire state of Florida, only beating San Fran by being dirtier. People do shit like get set on fire because they smoke while pouring gasoline on old furniture again and dump chemicals in the water supply. I'm sure the Los Angeles in Ace Attorney is pretty crazy too.

As someone that lives in Florida and has been to LA, I can confirm that shit's fucked here too. But seriously, a jazz band literally rolled into the courtroom and started playing? That sounds like some shit from Ace Attorney Online.

What was the monkey cross-examination like?

Honestly I'd love to have an actual lawyer in attorney online, it'd be nice to know much much crimes we commit while proving who did the crimes

Finally, a chance to use this image. Fuck you, elfaboo.

Prove it. Seriously, I wanna believe this actually happened.

Stop behaving like a picky child, you fuckass. Boiled eggs keep moderately well, and it's not your refrigerator in which they're being stored. Shitty troll/0.

A barrel of laughs. I'd say monkey business, but he was off hours.

I made that part up. I do have bits of pencil lead and oyster shell bits along with a small 2 cm scar embedded in my left palm, but they're minute and barely visible.

Please stop posting hamburgers, I'm so hungry.

>we're having a fucking debate over food
>implying this isn't Ace Attorney Holla Forums

Wait a fucking second are you honestly a real life attorney? DON'T PRESENT ANYTHING A BLUE-HAIRED LOLI GIVES YOU!

Imagine the smell.
Imagine what that idiot will contract because he took a bath in literal decomposing garbage.

Those beans are called natto and it would probably be as harmful as bathing in wine or cheese.

kill yourself my man

no

Anyone know a good defence attorney?
I wanna go back to playing video games.

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Alright, alright… fresh off the grill

Fuck off weeb

Back to the topic at hand though, its def sushi fam

I'm posting this just to trigger you even harder.

LOL I BUMP THREAD
DO YOU LIKE BUMP?
BUMP IS NICE YES, BIG AND ROUND

What a nig

I'm not a nig, I'm a gorillakike-cuck

I BAWMP THRED AGIN
YOU LIKE BAWMP?

So Berry Big Circus has a new member. I dunno, he looks like a murderer. Then again, since last month's trial of the Chief Prosecutor, I've been paranoid is shit. Hope you can see why, I'm worried the country's gonna collapse if the police chief and chief prosecutor have been scheming all this time. Though, it's certainly a good sign that the most exciting thing this month is this guy.
By the way, for those who went to their shows; doesn't their lion always look like he's gonna eat someone one of these days? His name was Léon, right?

Turkey is dry and tasteless.
Duck is where it's at.