So I just read this story about the devs of a game called Black Desert Online. I don't know anything about the game, but they recently handled a griefer in what I think is one of the coolest possible ways.
>The fucking madman actually does it and posts a backstory of his character that includes cyclops rape and the fact that she is actually a hermaphrodite: pastebin.com/SpLEuTbU
Holy shit I haven't had a deep laugh like that in a while. Now I really want to see other times that devs have stepped up to the plate and fucked with shitposters in a fun way.
RPers are a cancer and the guy didn't break any rules. You're a bootlicking faggot.
Brandon Hall
Better get started on that essay bro.
Chase Barnes
Who squatted over your cereal bowl, mate? There is nobody's "side" to take here because both parties did hilarious things. The guy Kimochi even not only did what they wanted, but turned it into weird rape porn, and they still gave him a pass. I didn't ask for times that devs "totally owned those mean gamurs," I asked for times they fucked with shitposters by toying with them. If they really wanted to be cunts they could have just banned him outright.
Eli Morales
Spamming chat isn't against the rules?
Landon Ross
My favorite dev interaction. The faggot has probably never even touched a game tho
Christian Fisher
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Cameron Taylor
not sure if creative verb or to lose boner
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Nolan Nelson
Fansy the Famous.
Parker Cox
No matter how often I read through it, my sides always hate me for it.
Joseph Scott
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Julian Bell
JUST
Mason Lewis
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Christopher Evans
How much are they paying you to shill this dead game?
Joseph Davis
Damn, foiled again. Well, while we're at it, lets share stories of things that happened at all the other places I work, too.
Adam Clark
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Christian Lee
I say that because you don't sound like you're from here at all, your story isn't that funny and you didn't even bother to post what should have been the most important part (the guy's response), you made sure to mention that you "don't know anything about the game" whose title was oh so relevant to the thread, a bunch of (1)'s immediately came out to defend you from a harmless shitposter, and the rest seem a bit off as well.
This thread has reddit-tier astroturfing written all over it. Not just reddit-tier, you literally write like a stereotypical redditor pretending to be user.
Lincoln Taylor
Okay. That is a nice opinion. But me and my 11 different IPs (since one of them is yours) really just wanna talk about videogames, my dude. You don't understand, I set up a network of sixty two routers just so I can talk about videogames and I already used 11 of them. Be that one guy. Be that brave soul, you crazy diamond you, and join in the conversation.
By the way, I did post the guy's story. Did you even click the Pastebin link in the OP? You should read things before talking about them. You might look really stupid on accident!
Charles Hill
That isn't cool. That's fucking bullshit.
The one who is cool is the pker who actually took them up on their offer. The devs probably weren't expecting him to actually do that, putting them in an awkward position where they had forced themselves to let him continue.
Tyler Flores
LOL, nice! Have an upboat.
Jaxson James
You sure proved me wrong by continuing to sound and act absolutely nothing like a typical Holla Forums user.
It is telling that he said "Now I really want to see other times that devs have stepped up to the plate and fucked with shitposters in a fun way" when the mods were fucking over someone most Holla Forumsirgins would sympathize with, on behalf of people that everyone here would reflexively hate.
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Lincoln Sanders
If you keep posting, I can keep replying. They throw shekels at me like dog treats when I get a (You).
Gabriel Roberts
Could you try any harder to fit in, faggot?
Dylan Bailey
Here's your $10
Adrian Davis
you're not even trying now d3cf34
Nicholas Morgan
This. Instantly asshurt and defensive is the most obvious red flag.
Cooper Cook
I remember watching Dremlock's wow videos way back in wotlk. Didn't know he still made any sort of content.
Camden Cox
Just having a defense instead of joining the shitpile is a red flag to you.
Charles Allen
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Jason Perez
He does have a way with words.
James Johnson
I can't believe it's not reddit!
Jace Roberts
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Tyler Perry
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Nathaniel Scott
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Elijah Reyes
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James Martinez
There are an alarming number of commie faggots in the ME:A thread.
Matthew Myers
Oh no, the third-largest board on the site has crossposters, whatever shall you do. Never mind the neverending tide of Holla Forums crossposters, they're /ourguys/, right fellow gamers? :^)
Jaxon Sanchez
Could it be that you're an annoying shithead DESPITE the existence of other annoying shitheads?
Nigger, I haven't said a damn thing about Holla Forums. I come here to get comfy and talk about vidya. It's you faggots that won't shut the fuck up anywhere you go about "it wasn't real communism" "real communism has never been tried" like the delusional, disgenic, attention-deprived retards you are.
David Brown
You didn't even try.
Josiah Jackson
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Juan Jackson
Kill yourself commie faggot
Anthony Reed
This thread ended up horribly. God forbid we ever talk about videogames on the videogames board. Let me try something Holla Forums would enjoy more.
Who is your favorite loli waifu? Little girl feet taste so good. Mmm. Which furry characters do you ironically sexually like? How about those Twitters?
Henry Cox
Midna
Jaxson Parker
haha, i love my twitters even tho social media is cancer but its ok because I, doing it ironically
Ethan Taylor
If you like video games you're a shill, fuck you, we don't fucking play video games on Holla Forums, we post gay porn