New Touhou Localizations

Can I buy these games or were they completely fucked over by NISA. I wanna see what the fuck these Touhou games are about but then I found out NISA is who "localized" them. I know NISA is really fucking hit and miss so I'm not outright boycotting them but they definitely need research beforehand.

They look like $5 steam shovelware.

they are.

These games get full 7200 to 9800 yen releases? How much does Zun get out of these?

Nigga it's Touhou, how can you be so monumentally retarded that you can't navigate Touhou's menus.

post the localized 2hu name chart

These are fighting games right? This isnt the touhou you want go torrent the other 2hus those are bullet hells

literally disposable weebshit

Aye-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai

Is Zun getting a cut or is this literally just funding Jews at Sony?

Why would you even ask this question? Of course you shouldn't buy anything with NISA's name on it.

so any company can just make touhou games and zun gets nothing?

Fuck's sake user, if you're going to be a gigantic weeaboo at least learn 日本語

I think ZUN is able to sue whoever makes money with his IP but he doesn't because he doesn't give a fuck. He has a bar nigger, he's got all the beer he wants.

play 7 and 10 if you want to get into the series. if you like games like galaga but thought they were too easy then you're right at home

What if I spend more time furiously jacking off to questionably aged chinese cartoon girls rather than playing the games?

you'd fit right in at /jp/

I disagree, play 8. 7 was the most boring game in the series and most shot types felt like ass to play, even that homing sakuya who ended up being the best in the game. Then once you're good play 11 & 12 because those games play like a fucking dream if you can read bullets.

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I bet they're the same fags who pronounce Guts as Gattsu

Here's your first pic.

You have a PC you colossal fag. I can't believe retards tried shilling the no games machine with these pieces of shit.

It's true.

6 was okay, but had a fair bit of RNG to the cards, and questionable hitboxes, at times. Also no hitbox display when focused.

7 felt boring in general, I couldn't get into it.

8 is probably my favorite. It's also the easiest, but I used to be able to 1CC hard and clear extra

do you mean Snowy Susan?

Zun gets money, team Shangai Alice are credited and see money out of it.


I hate NISA but these games are alright. As far is I've seen the translations are not butchered neither they work like shit.
They probably know how autistic their fanbase is so they made sure to no touch it too much.

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Anyone who can even contemplate this question is a disgusting piece of trash. Kill yourself, you shit-eating cockroach.

kys yourself.

Open up babby's mouth, here comes the fucking spoon.
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Holla Forums is a secondary board, come back to the /jp/ spinoffs, they are comfier

Touhou is babby's first bullet hell. Don't bother with them and go play something actually fun, such as Crimzon Clover or Ikaruga.

2hu has lewd lolis. Does Ikaruga have lewd lolis? No? Well fuck off.

Crimzon Clover is on the same level as 2hu tbh.


Quick, post something good before the mods ban you for not spoiling sfw material.

They don't actually get lewd in the games, though, so what's the point in playing?


Nah, CC at least has an actually decent scoring system and bosses that will push your shit in.

Fuck off

Really? I only had some trouble with the TLB. I also don't play for score but I know that milking spell cards is annoying.

Milking st4 boss in CCWI for score is a pain.

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Thank you nigger. you should post this magnet in the share thread

Drink broken glass.

Come on gramps get with the times

its worth nothing those arent official games. not that that means very much, continuity matters as much as in mario games.

Why play video games if there's no porn in it?
Why bother living if you're just going to die in the end?
Play some video games, nigger

I almost die laughing because I understand the spanish nature of the surnames.

Are you gay?

Reimu is a cute.

Is that so?

they're not even real games they're just doujin games released commercialy. just… why? is ZUN cuck enough to let the shovelware take away fame from his slightly less shovelware games?

At least these ones have propert artwork that doesn't look like it was drawn by a kid.

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youre a nigger but you remind me that its a shame we miss out on the irony that would be if it were released on a nintendo system.