Hey faggots. Seeing as how today is a truly great day to celebrate: >world lead paint chip eating contest down syndrome day I'll be giving away a few of my favorite games. Now I'll be honest: I'm both a minimum wagecuck and a miser, I don't have much to offer, just pic related and 20€ in the steam wallet.
Here's how it'll go down: You pick a number between 1 and 100 I use a random number generator site Whoever comes closest gets to pick a game from the list or something under 5€ on steam. I'll wait around 10 minutes for everyone to post, the number is chosen in advance. If you do win, post your steamID, I'll add you as a friend, send you the gift and delete you from the friends list.
dubs don't give you extra points Going the "Price is right" route of +/-1 to previous number is disqualified for faggotry in that round
And the winner of Round 4 is: Choose your prize and post steam.
Aiden Watson
Because I can pirate games that don't keep getting updates and because I like that lewd dev and he deserve some dosh
Thank yoo, I will try to create a VM to install steam and redeem and play it a little and fap, sourrounded by 6 coworkers my boss amd my boss's boss
Juan White
This thirsty ass user is playing the most dangerous game of all: EDGING ON THE EDGE OF EDGE CO.
Logan Lee
Round 5 is a go!
Chaika a best!
Andrew Sullivan
23
Jaxon Ward
I'm not even joking, I keep a VC volume with GoG games to laze around and some doujins
Caleb Watson
Oh for FUCKS SAKE
Adam Phillips
still 68
Lincoln Peterson
42
Jackson Collins
I want you to double whichever user's prize is next, because I just realized my Internet's down for the week.
Easton Brooks
69
David Collins
As you wish. Round 5 is a Double Jeopardy! You guess the number, you get 2 (two) games! And as a result, it's extended to cca. 15 minutes! see pick a different number
Camden Bell
62
Jace Hill
I succeed with my VM, proceeding to activating it and removing you to avoid harmful non anonymous interaction
Will report back about being fired or not
Zachary Adams
56
Asher Carter
88
Carter Cruz
No dude, you're in the clear with 68, the other guy is being a cheeky faggot with 69. Choose which number you want to participate with in Round 5: 68 or 56.
Blake Lewis
68 then
Kayden Martin
wew
Parker Richardson
26
redguy190
Noah Jenkins
91
Parker Perez
Dubs seem to be a surefire bet tonight. WINRAR post steam
This croat bastard chose Red Comrads, the filthy commie. I tried to give him a helicopter ride as a bonus, but he wanted to settle for just the one game. You know what that means: EXTENDED DOUBLE JEOPARDY! Two games for one guess!!!
Chase Torres
Wait today is your birthday and you use steam? Yo is this my older bro? Happy Birthday Susan.
Luis Roberts
68
Zachary Morris
no way if it's true I'm gonna qq
ROUND 6 IS A GO!
Sebastian Adams
75
Oliver Martin
rolling with 42 again.
Landon Thompson
Yeah my brother's name is susan. Our parents are assholes.
Ayden Cruz
22
Eli Sanchez
You poor, poor bastard
Eli Lewis
Threads like these, I browse just to find out new games I don't know. I pirate everything, I don't need no gifts.
It's always christmas on a pirate ship.
Owen Phillips
17
Joshua Anderson
yarr
Landon Jackson
08
Cooper Reed
Is 36 a winning number?
Jonathan Martinez
Meant for:
Gabriel Taylor
It is, actually. I was about to give it to adcc07, but you managed to post just before I finished typing a reply to him. post steam
Jaxson Bell
Happy birthday, you massive faggot. Hope you had a good day.
Logan Gomez
Well fuck you too.
Jace Robinson
You know what, I feel bad, you get a game as well. post steam
so is this where everyone goes now with 4pol falling apart
Alexander Martinez
What happened there? Some more retarded drama?
Isaac Powell
27
Hudson Reed
39
Christopher Flores
Your persistence paid off, the answer was 7 post team
Benjamin Martin
/id/HotrodMcCoolguy/
Logan Myers
15
Grayson Rodriguez
ROUND 10 ladyboys and gentlemen
Thomas Parker
happy birthday faggot hope you have a good time, birthdays always make me feel like shit
Luis Bennett
68
Alexander Anderson
23
Levi Rivera
I guess this is the end for my thread. And what a fitting end it is to have the 10th round end with a 100 and DONG. post steam, you coconut busting sapien
Liam Reed
54
If you don't want me to win again, alright. I still want to see how close i am.
John Perry
what the fuck is this shit?
Sebastian Mitchell
Constanza godzilla :^)
Carter Powell
Thanks faggot
Ian Nelson
Do you want the Freedom Force double pack? It's the only thing I got left.
I've got 2,85€ left in my wallet, if you can find something at the store, just say so, Ill send it to ya
Isaiah Moore
Nah, just send me an invite, I got two keys laying around that I don't know what to do with, might as well give them to you as a happy birthday present.
Angel Howard
FFS, I almost forgot, Happy Birthday!
Adrian Green
Right, I'd like to thank everybody who participated in this thread. Don't matter if you were here to wish me a happy birthday, wanted the thrill of gambling or just came here for free shit, if you're happy - I'm happy. You are all big dicked motherfuckers today. I'd also like to thank the user we all know and love who sometimes hosts Giveaway threads, I've learned a lot about how to set up these threads without overwhelming yourself.
It's ok, thank you.
Charles Smith
whats the title of the hentai that originates from?
Oliver Bell
I can dump some humble games if you guys want
Jose Brooks
UnLove S by Turtle.Fish.Paint if I remember correctly, otherwise another work by that group. They're pretty much all godtier so whatever.
And happy birthday OP, hope you have/had a nice day.
Adam Powell
Happy Birthday user!
Ayden Cook
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Bentley Torres
make sure to post your grab when you do
Owen Hall
Got Stronghold Crusader 2, thanks bud
Jaxon Bennett
At least I can join my normalfag friend who keeps on begging me to buy it. Thank you, user.
Jeremiah Hall
I got some wii u game codes I can put in too if you guys want
Ryan Murphy
Got Stronghold Crusader 2 as well, thanks user.
Nathan Morgan
I'm late, but anyways.
Happy B-day you gigantic faggot. Long may the Sun shine!