Birthday giveaway

Hey faggots.
Seeing as how today is a truly great day to celebrate:
>world lead paint chip eating contest down syndrome day
I'll be giving away a few of my favorite games. Now I'll be honest: I'm both a minimum wagecuck and a miser, I don't have much to offer, just pic related and 20€ in the steam wallet.

Here's how it'll go down:
You pick a number between 1 and 100
I use a random number generator site
Whoever comes closest gets to pick a game from the list or something under 5€ on steam.
I'll wait around 10 minutes for everyone to post, the number is chosen in advance.
If you do win, post your steamID, I'll add you as a friend, send you the gift and delete you from the friends list.

dubs don't give you extra points
Going the "Price is right" route of +/-1 to previous number is disqualified for faggotry in that round

I hope we'll all have fun in the end.

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/id/wedran123/
steamcommunity.com/app/508190
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995298915/
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198098035161/
steamcommunity.com/id/543887/
steamcommunity.com/id/NorTimProtane/
steamcommunity.com/id/MoonKrew/
steamcommunity.com/id/changedusername
steamcommunity.com/id/Nonaem/
steamcommunity.com/id/elgerifico/
steamcommunity.com/id/Vehumet/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

go fuck yourself

10

88

88
Heil fucking Hitler.

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77
Praise kek

fugg

Claiming 69

Kek was on your side because you are dead on, user!
Post steam.

wew
Thanks egyptian frogmin
steamcommunity.com/id/wedran123/

54

48

71

Got my game. Thanks m8.

Alright then, 23

Rondo Duo starts now!


still count, now just wait 10-15 minutes

Happy Birthday, user.

Thanks.

34

55

Oh yeah happy birhtday and all that. Dont blame us, we dont usually talk with people much, let alone celebrate birthdays with other people

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5

Oh, it's my birthday, too. I'm 20 today.

44

Contrats!

And just wait for the bots or anybody with fast typing fingers to snag them for oneself?
Yeah nah. Everybody gets one UND ONLEH WUN!

I'm turning 20 today, so my number is 20

thanks, user!

Happy birthday user!

disqualified

don't be a fag

The number was
61


Post steam

1

oh 88 was a thing

90 then

If you don't post your steam in the next 5 minutes, you won't get anything this round.

Nice gondola

25 or something

I'll just keep using 23 until I win
Also op dont eat a whole cake

You can use any number as long as it wasn't used in the current round. So pick either 88 or 90 now.

oh well I'll stick to 88 then

42

Since the original guy didn't respond, you get to pick a game.
Post steam.

Alright, let's just start round 3 since those anons are not responding.
All numbers posted after my post here still qualify.

57

32 Happy birthday faggot

If you want a game, check my mail.

68

Why don't you check this guy's dubs >>12188089
because he just won round 3.
Post your shit, mang.

Where you at dawg?

So I got it with the hitla thing uh
Can you send it to mail?
I'm work lurking

sure thing

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Which game is the hidden game?

Or let me lurk a little for something under 5 bucks in the steam store without getting fired

Alright, while user is hiding behind 7 proxies to choose a game in the store, we'll kick off Round 4 with the same game roster as before.

81 boy

Happy Birthday user, hope you'll find someone to need you, and someone to feed you, when your

64

10.

steam community more like gay community haha

i'll stay on 68

Happy birthday, faggot
Fuck you, I'm off to fap again.

I was looking for a lewd game for maximum promotions

steamcommunity.com/app/508190

[email protected]/* */

How old are you getting, user

88

Happy birthday mate. I'll have to go with 19.

too old for this shit, honestly…
Sent.

And the winner of Round 4 is:
Choose your prize and post steam.

Because I can pirate games that don't keep getting updates and because I like that lewd dev and he deserve some dosh

Thank yoo, I will try to create a VM to install steam and redeem and play it a little and fap, sourrounded by 6 coworkers my boss amd my boss's boss

This thirsty ass user is playing the most dangerous game of all:
EDGING ON THE EDGE OF EDGE CO.

Round 5 is a go!

Chaika a best!

23

I'm not even joking, I keep a VC volume with GoG games to laze around and some doujins

Oh for FUCKS SAKE

still 68

42

I want you to double whichever user's prize is next, because I just realized my Internet's down for the week.

69

As you wish.
Round 5 is a Double Jeopardy!
You guess the number, you get 2 (two) games!
And as a result, it's extended to cca. 15 minutes!
see
pick a different number

62

I succeed with my VM, proceeding to activating it and removing you to avoid harmful non anonymous interaction

Will report back about being fired or not

56

88

No dude, you're in the clear with 68, the other guy is being a cheeky faggot with 69.
Choose which number you want to participate with in Round 5:
68 or 56.

68 then

wew

26

redguy190

91

Dubs seem to be a surefire bet tonight.
WINRAR
post steam

holy shit I won!

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995298915/

I managed to play

So this is the power of steam games nowadays

Promotions inc

thanks again op
happy bday!

This croat bastard chose Red Comrads, the filthy commie. I tried to give him a helicopter ride as a bonus, but he wanted to settle for just the one game.
You know what that means:
EXTENDED DOUBLE JEOPARDY!
Two games for one guess!!!

Wait today is your birthday and you use steam?
Yo is this my older bro? Happy Birthday Susan.

68

no way
if it's true I'm gonna qq

ROUND 6 IS A GO!

75

rolling with 42 again.

Yeah my brother's name is susan. Our parents are assholes.

22

You poor, poor bastard

Threads like these, I browse just to find out new games I don't know. I pirate everything, I don't need no gifts.

It's always christmas on a pirate ship.

17

yarr

08

Is 36 a winning number?

Meant for:

It is, actually. I was about to give it to adcc07, but you managed to post just before I finished typing a reply to him.
post steam

Happy birthday, you massive faggot. Hope you had a good day.

Well fuck you too.

You know what, I feel bad, you get a game as well.
post steam

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198098035161/
Mystery game please.

Dang. I didn't think I could do it.
I think it is:
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198112819359
but it shortens to:
steamcommunity.com/id/543887/

I haven't use this in a while


Sorry man

I didn't mean to sage. I'm pretty sure it is the shortened link. Thats what I keep getting on my profile

Post the mistery game if you egt it, I'm still curious

Should have known better than to press my luck.
Happy birthday, you cheeky fucker

Hey user happy autist day to you too.
Still got Spec ops? It'd make a grand birthday present to another military bro but im broke as fuck atm

im going for snake eyes, 11

Happy birthday, now go fuck yourself.

lol

You asked fo it!

sent the invite, you have to accept it

20

wery r00d

ROUND 7


still qualified

93

53

76

68

45

17

55

22

88

nigga you haven't chosen the first game yet!

Postal.

I am a retard.

It was 56 and since already got one, you're the winner.
post steam

Sorry it took so long. I was checking prices for almost everything.

Thanks
steamcommunity.com/id/NorTimProtane/

I'm leaving work, I mailed you a key I don't even know what the fuck is it or if its even working

tell me what the fug you got OP

Neat.

steamcommunity.com/id/MoonKrew/

ROUND 8

He picked spec ops too, sorry user.

Those games suck ass. I can't see They Bleed Pixel without retching.

Happy birthday, you faggot.

17, god dammit!

84

59

68

Thanks for the free game user.

72

Nigga come on, let other's have a try, you already got a game.

Alright, i'll give up my spot to win but I still want to see how close I am.

My numbers are the last two digits of my post, happy birthday.

52

80

34

I've acquired Postal, my brothers of African Heritage.

48

pick one number per round, dipshit.

Winrar!
post steam

I changed my mind

40

Is my luck just good today? I was pretty close to the number.

guess you were. go buy a lottery ticket or hit on that one cure grill you've been eyeing at the bar.

steamcommunity.com/id/changedusername

ROUND 9 BABY!

68

so is this where everyone goes now with 4pol falling apart

What happened there? Some more retarded drama?

27

39

Your persistence paid off, the answer was 7
post team

/id/HotrodMcCoolguy/

15

ROUND 10 ladyboys and gentlemen

happy birthday faggot
hope you have a good time, birthdays always make me feel like shit

68

23

I guess this is the end for my thread.
And what a fitting end it is to have the 10th round end with a 100 and DONG.
post steam, you coconut busting sapien

54

If you don't want me to win again, alright. I still want to see how close i am.

what the fuck is this shit?

Constanza godzilla :^)

Thanks faggot

Do you want the Freedom Force double pack? It's the only thing I got left.

73

steamcommunity.com/id/Nonaem/

Sure.

For free even a shot in the head.

I was asking him to see if he would sell out.
Is there anybody else left in the thread at all?

Me.

Fucking rad man, you sent me another friend request though.

I'm still lurking (the fired from job guy)

yeah, looks like the thread ended when all the "good" games were taken.
Do you want to take a guess for FF? You're only competing against this guy

Yeah, sure.

steamcommunity.com/id/elgerifico/

Again, I'm a fucking retard.

36

you gotta pick a number first, thilly

jew win

I've got 2,85€ left in my wallet, if you can find something at the store, just say so, Ill send it to ya

Nah, just send me an invite, I got two keys laying around that I don't know what to do with, might as well give them to you as a happy birthday present.

FFS, I almost forgot, Happy Birthday!

Right, I'd like to thank everybody who participated in this thread. Don't matter if you were here to wish me a happy birthday, wanted the thrill of gambling or just came here for free shit, if you're happy - I'm happy. You are all big dicked motherfuckers today.
I'd also like to thank the user we all know and love who sometimes hosts Giveaway threads, I've learned a lot about how to set up these threads without overwhelming yourself.

It's ok, thank you.

whats the title of the hentai that originates from?

I can dump some humble games if you guys want

UnLove S by Turtle.Fish.Paint if I remember correctly, otherwise another work by that group. They're pretty much all godtier so whatever.

And happy birthday OP, hope you have/had a nice day.

Happy Birthday user!

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make sure to post your grab when you do

Got Stronghold Crusader 2, thanks bud

At least I can join my normalfag friend who keeps on begging me to buy it.
Thank you, user.

I got some wii u game codes I can put in too if you guys want

Got Stronghold Crusader 2 as well, thanks user.

I'm late, but anyways.

Happy B-day you gigantic faggot. Long may the Sun shine!

Better late than nevuz.
Dig your ID.

steamcommunity.com/id/Vehumet/

oh right, numbers… I haven't actually read the OP, just dropped by to say good words.
Let this post decide, hopefully i get dubs.

Yeah I just meant your ID here. I'm all out of games.
Thanks for the laugh though. I gotta get around playing Dark Souls one of these days