Laugh at Mass Effect Cycle

repost it here then :^)

I love how the alien's completely still aside from his mouth

Isn't the game out for streamers only since today?
Depending on how deep the hole really goes, I expect a lot more salt to be found.

X-RATED

Looks like SJW are finding new reasons to get offended by ME:A even though EA is constantly pandering to them. Who could have possibly seen this coming? :^)

it's how marketers always end up getting people on Holla Forums to buy the game. There's an obvious cycle here.

This literally never happens.

the ending is already on youtube, and streamers are streaming.
there's more cringe to be found in every conversation, but it's all samey and really hard to sit through

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sure didn't happen with night in the woods, now you fags won't stop making threads about that.

happens all the time.

there

You're right, it didn't.

they finally show the good only in the worst game of them all.

thanks for deleting my thread THAT I MADE BEFORE THIS THREAD without bothering to post my thread in this thread you ASSHOLE

Lets hope in ME:A2 they handle those issues with more sensibility

sure thing marketer-san, people never buy games after they're talked about here constantly. we don't have night in the woods threads right now. we don't have overwatch threads right now, and we sure aren't having yet another mass effect andromeda thread.

fuck off shill.

Ha-Ha

I bet Mark got it for free

reported for rule 8 infraction

Dammit, all that lost karma. I feel for you fellow user!

This guy said you suck though so you were deleted

as an user pointed out in another thread

Holy fuck, took a while to realize a sticky was needed. But alright, cyclical salt is never bad. In case I get quints: praised be Kek!

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reposting my thread

the thread was soon anchored and all gets were deleted soon after they were made

archive.is/6GTyN
(happens at the bottom of the thread)

I just cannot handle the fact that these games are passed off as AAA titles and make millions of shekels while small game developers who pour their hart and souls into their games are being labeled as B or C and their devs getting bullied by twit-twats calling them amateurs, idiots or/and misogynists. It angers me because VERY little good content has been brought out in the last few years, while old classics and awesome (more) modern jewels are being pushed to the background. Gamergaters being accounted for the harassment of women while they are attacking their content, and them just playing the victim card on all of this. Big companies ruining fucking awesome titles just to make some more money, and just seeing it all collapse into fucking Marxism being integrated into game-development(education), seeing Fallout 4 and No Man's Sky as the summit of game development while games with mechanical perfection (Tetris eg) or other awesome games (LoZ, Metroid, Half-Life, Deus Ex (The old ones of course, and I could start a whole discussion about these games but just input your favorite games here)) are neglected and passed of as old and dated. It just breaks my heart to see Video Games degrade into this abyssal state.

but now it's the END OF EA

I WANTED THAT

It does happen, but there's a difference between controversial pr and outright bad pr.
One keeps the game in everyone ones mind and makes them curious, the other one is simply showcasing that the game is bad and should be best avoided.
Ass Effect 4 belongs to the later kind.

fug

DAMMIT

Impressive

Noice

Gotta check these quints.

Good on you, lad.

…why is my post reposted?

I feel flattered…

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Oh shit.

In a brave future that could be a profession.

You know what you really want to take on a colonization space ship on which, you'd assume, every gram counted? Dykes, homos, trannies and woman soldiers.

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People talked shit about OW for all sorts of reasons, but that doesn't mean everyone bought it.
Except for the reddit part of Holla Forums which is probably contained there.

Hmm, makes you think. I'm going to shit on your game, Shill, and the only thing you will be able to about it is sit and watch from the corner.

Nice, niglet.

Witnessed.

there's constant posts about how someone bought it, or how they're new to it. People here are buying it.

we get it, you really want people to buy the latest effect, but your strategy has become increasingly transparent. Fuck off, shill.

Why are gays, trannies and other sterile deviants even on a colonization mission?

This is PS2 level.

I hate you for making me defend trannies but she sort of has a point, not the dead name thing but nobody talks like that.

"HELLO NEW PERSON I AM TRANNY" nobody does this other than crazy tumblr types.

But this is typical virtue signaling, not thought put into it, just say you did it and tick some mark somewhere.

Shut up already and post funny webms and porn, faggot.

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Do they tell you it when you laugh in their face when they claim to be a woman?

not even 5th gen 3D animations looked that bad.

tfw no salarian cuntboy bf

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I wish, then PGA tour games can finally be developed by somebody else.

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Typical man, mansplaining his perspective shoving his sexuality ion your face. Is there an option to call him 'Ste' every time you see him?

Do you think they could make a better game after ME:A?

This makes me uncomfortable. Like watching retards or disabled people trying to fuck. Shitty SFM "artists" do better every day.

Maybe not, but Bioware will and probably soon if this heap of shit fails to perform.

Because reality never occurs to the deluded.

My fucking sides

keep the bongledongledoff memes on cuckchan pal

thanks mods, 5 threads at once was a bit much

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This shows that even when you explicitly state what a non-human's nethers are people will still manage to fuck it up.

Sadly no.

Fetishes trump canon, fuckboy

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Requesting the images of their lead sjw developers

Should have just gone with the standard futa rape scene, tbh.

Keep watching from the corner, cuck boy.

Dude, that's exactly what trannies do. Not in such a literal manner, but they cannot help but to let everyone know about their affliction.

It's like watching someone have sex with a corpse.

Wow, you can really feel her pain :'(

On a different note, we'll never get to see the sales figures if it flops will we? Just hiding behind shit that doesn't mean anything like hours played or units shipped.

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And many are on this very board :)

I fucking winced. This is the worst one I've seen yet.

Why are SJWs defending EA?

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Because a woman was "attacked"

It still costs you your free, productive time to play it.

they're on payroll, whether they know it or not.

THE FLIRTS MUST FLOW ANONS

Maybe origin/console player counts can be figured out, but those are a small sample of actual sales.
EA doesn't reveal sales unless it's well above expectations

Good joke user.

ME:A's setting is really bad: "The MW galaxy is too mainstream, let's explore Andromeda instead with the help of the latest technology that we won't share with the Council races".
I was thinking that maybe they could make a big jump into the future.. but then they already did that with ME:A (it's set 600 years after ME2, if I remember correctly).
There's no way to save that shit show.

Okay let me try again:

If you make webms/mp4s and post them, it can be a little productive.

The Reapers would've caught up by then, surely. But nope, Space Magic and everything.

some one sat down, animated this, leaned back and said "yeah this will do" and shipped it

Holy fuck it's beyond a train wreck. It's so bad I can't even laugh at it anymore. It's like EA said, "Who cares if it looks like the worst shit imaginable, hire some random students to develop it and we'll still make profit"

You faggots know this game isn't going to bomb, right? Normalfags will buy this game just to fuckin' spite "da haters".

It's a fuckin' mess, but, EA and subsequently, Bioware will get the returns their hoping for.

So, is the twist going to be the the arrival of ships from Milky Way that can casually traverse interstellar space? Nothing mattering at all would be a fitting ending to the game.

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You probably all saw that pink haired ugly girl character from this game. When I first saw it I was sure it was a self insert main character of some journo, I was actually surprised when I learned she was a NPC

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So?

I can't, my friend could only get me a code for the console version.

I was just gonna stream it for Holla Forums when I got back from med school.

I mean intergalactic space.

nier does ladder sliding better. Also wtf is wrong with those nipples.

Absolute zero temp.

They already fucked up the lore with the ark-ships that can travel from the Milky Way to Andromeda in one FTL jump.

It's gonna be DA2 Electric Boogaloo. It will sell "strong" at launch and then the sales will halt in less than a month

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The guys have never seen girl boobies, and the girls are too offended to let them see any online or in person for reference, even though I'm absolutely certain that some of the female characters are definitely modeled after some of the developers because they're narcissistic enough to do it.

Good point, lots of desperate ships would probably risk extreme long-range jumps to escape the Reapers, in that case.

Even if the game doesn't sell well, EA will get tons of money through the multiplayer (microtransactions).
Dragon Age Cisquisition was a fail but there's another one coming soon.

Holy shit.

the fuck kind of name is "PeeBee"?

Late to the cycle. Any bulletpoints?

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peanut butter and tranny lmao

If it's got collectibles and "aim at objective marker, hold forward" gameplay they'll love it. In a few years EA will probably be able to start making games without any 3D graphics at all, just a simplified minimap blown up to fill the screen space.

It's GOTYAY

a "special" asari kid

/u/ here, going to go kill myself now

wish me luck

Don't forget that EA's stocks are still at an all time high and the money they made last year can compensate for any losses they might incur this year. Not that ME:A is actually going to flop. EA might not have nintendo levels of money in their bank, but they sure as shit can release a few bombs and still recover because normalfags will still eat up even the shittiest of games. Although Titanfall 2 was pretty sweet it just sucks that EA didn't market it at all compared to BF1 or ME:A.

good question, does that get answered in game? because it doesn't seem to fit in with any asari names i remember

or any names in any media save for something a child would name an unfortunate dog

Long overdue tbh fam lgbtbbq

I want to lick her face.

Its like they went:

The stupid permanent shit eating grin the character sports annoys me the most.

It doesn't make any sense at all, why leave the galaxy rather than sleeper ship to an unconnected system, or even sleeper ship just outside of the galaxy. 600 years is also absurdly short.

I swore they talked about how cryogenics also wasn't a thing in the first ME

I, at first, believed it to be the phonetic pronunciation of "Phoebe". But, then I realized it's just Bioware trying to create yet another "quirky" character.

I guess Sera wasn't tumblr enough.

im guessing a piss fetishist wrote her character

Bioware wants the speedrunning audience.

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Nice.

Faggot.

Yep.

Yep.

Her name is Peebee because she was an MTF female Asari tranny and the first thing she did with her dick was slap peanut butter on it for a space dog to lick it off

That animation clearly wasn't meant for her body. Good lord.

no one fucking likes "quirky" characters. i don't think even tumblr liked sera

Tumblr was Sera.

hhh

AAAAAAHHHHHH

Now I know why he shot her.

The fuck is that?

PANTALOONS HAHA ARE YOU LAFFIN YET
PS RIDE THE BULL

How are you supposed to imbibe that sludge through an emergency induction port?

I wouldn't be so sure. This whole situation reminds me of when Cisquisition came out. People were laughing at the terrible animations and dialogue same as we are now. Unlike this game, though, Cisquisition was given more brownnosing reviews than this game has gotten. People in Social Justice circles were hailing it as a massive success, yet there were rumblings on the internet that the game had sold nowhere near as high as EA had expected, and, sure enough EA refused to release the numbers, instead opting to release "hours played." We can't be 100% sure that this means the game was a financial disappointment since we obviously can't see the numbers, but when a game is a smash hit companies are usually all but too happy to wear it on their sleeves. Do I think that this game will flop hard enough to destroy EA once and for all? No, but I do think it will be another financial disappointment instead of the blockbuster hit that they're hoping for.

SJW furries made a shit game

I now realize what this face reminds me of.

It's cute, just like me.

(Checked)

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I swear to god that if they keep botching releases like this it will cause WW3.

How well Bioware games do doesn't really matter as EA just uses their existance to justify tolerance PR. Andromeda is clearly done on shoestring budget by diversity hires and unpaid interns.

Short for Pelessaria B'Sayle. She's a self-hating asari so she uses a nickname given to her by humans.

She really is the autistic girl that slathered her whole body with peanut butter. Cute in a weird kind of way.

I need a young priest and an old priest

The worst thing is that I almost believed you.

Does that human have a fucking Quarian name?

More proof that no one at bioware has ever had sex, or seen what the fuck real breasts look like.

I don't think EA cares about Titanfall 2. They let Respawn sell their game without a season pass (a first in how many years now?).
To be honest, I have a feeling that Titanfall only exists to help saturate the FPS market at that time of the year when Activision releases its new Call of Duty.

Since ME:A is a disaster, EA could still communicate about the first week of release, how it sold better than a previous ME game and that way reassuring the investors. (the game isn't out yet of course, it's just an hypothesis)

And one of the developers mentioned the sex in the game being "hardcore" in an interview.

eh, still a deeper romance than DA2's

I kind of feel bad for the people who liked this series, but then I remember it's a fucking shitty visual novel with an even worse third person shooter mini game and I wonder why anyone bought it to begin with.

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incredible

Don't you dare compare my peanut butter goddess to that down syndrome PSA.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Self hate?

Cant wait for the autistic screeching about internalized and institutionalized white guilt

#bluelivesmatter

im sure in that persons world, being in the heat of the moment and not asking permission to fuck the shit out of you is pretty hardcore. let me know when the main character is face fucking a crying alien while slapping her, that's true love right there.

even if they did they wouldn't be able to model and animate it.

Check your Asari privilege

She claims asari society stifles her carefree, rebellious spirit, when canonically the asari are universally accepting, except when it comes to the occasional serial killer sex-vampires.

Fucking Paint.

The sad thing is that Titanfall 2 was probably the best game EA has released in years and they didn't give a shit about it so it has a small playerbase.

Who what

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Mirror's Edge was also brilliant and they didn't care either.

Fuck canon, right? She needs to "quirky", user.

The Ardat Yakshi, dude. Succubus Asari.

Was it Asari that resemble awful amorphous horrors, but they project some kind of field onto sentient beings that makes them appear as an ideal alien?

I only played about half of the first ME game but I distinctly remember this

It's an entire plot point of mass effect 2
some Asari are fucked up and the Asari as a whole try to cover up the fact that they exist

The Asari are giant space slugs

Shit

Made a sequel

Like I've said earlier, they took a shit on the lore. They've even brought krogans on Andromeda. They're still under the genophage but apparently some krogan scientists (lol) managed to alter the genophage while in cryosleep with gene therapy (or some shit like that).

Oh shi….

Ardat-Yakshi. You really shitting on the game without having played any of the ME series?

If an Asari fucks another Asari the kid will be a succubus.

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How progressive. I can totally relate to be a non CIS alien with spaceaids

What's even funnier is that they only brought 100,000 people, spread out over multiple races
so much for viable populations

well congratulations Bioware you got it , what is the next step of your master plan?

I don't think they had magic that worked on cameras and other sensors.

Speaking of autism

What is this now?

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What about Liara?
I don't recall her being anything like that, although she did mention that she was somewhat ostracised by her own for being a "pureblood."

Blue is associated with autism.

Look at how Sonic, Lucario, Krystal, Rainbow Dash all have autistic followings. Even Klonoa in his blue outfit and ZS Samus follow this trend.

crashing this developer

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You disgust me. You may never see this, but if you do, take a look at this: So, when I was in grade four and five, I helped out this teacher. She was an LST teacher, and she was with this boy named Jack. Jack had autism. He couldn't speak, but he was surprisingly well at expressing how he feels. Like they say, actions and reactions speak a thousand words. He had barely any friends, because they'd always avoid him because of his autism. I would always help him and his LST teacher with anything I could. I would do things for the teacher like set up activities for Jack, refill his water bottle, because the teacher had to watch him, I would read to him, and try and help him in any way I could within the classroom. Despite being unable to speak, he was, like I said, the best at expressing emotions. He was in my class for my two years in grades four and five, so I was able to help as much as I could. He opened up a door I never noticed before: my understanding of other people. I used to be one of the people who avoided him, but when he was in my class, I ended up getting used to him. People picked on me for being friends with an autistic kid, but I didn't care. Jack opened up my understanding of other people and their disorders. Just because people have a certain mental disorder, like autism, ADHD, ODD or ADD, doesn't mean they can't be a good person. I hope the best for Jack, and that he can get through life in a happy, healthy way. We are one in the same. Whether someone's black or white, straight or gay, male or female, disabled or not, we are all human, and we should learn to quit putting people down just because we can. We need to respect people. How would you like it if someone was throwing racist and offensive comments at you? It's rude, right? How do you think they feel when you throw a racist comment back at them? You'll leave them feeling the same way they made you feel. Humans are a rather intelligent species, but they're always at war with each other. Whether it's full-out combat, or a random argument full of offensive comments, you have to think, 'Is this really the right thing to do?' Once you say something, it's not taken back. Same thing goes for the internet. If you type an offensive comment, and later on, delete it, Google still has it saved to their servers. You really have to think if you're doing the right thing by commenting something offensive. Put yourself in your victim's shoes. How would you like to be trampled over like a piece of trash? It doesn't feel good, right? Just to add this in: You're hearing all of this from a 12-year-old girl with ADHD. I believe world peace is possible, if we all just try and notice what we're doing to each other.

TRY GETTING QUINTS NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Autism acceptance and normalization, further lowering the standards of what's considered productive labor. Unless you're a white male, then you're useless unless you're pulling everyone else's weight.

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Goddammit. Fuckin' confusion.

Spot on, unless it's telegrahped and obvious you'll hear them talk about some related shit within 20 seconds.

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

Krogan have four testicles. Some even have more, as they get transplants.

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T-this is wrong.

Sesame street already has a feminist mudslime and a HIV positive muppet. That there isnt a tranny/autistic one already is highly problematic

There's a very small chance for it to happen. Else their species would've been SoL long before achieving space travel.

WHY DO I HAVE A BONER ANONS

What happened, bros?

Why is this game allowed to show breasts and softcore porb but DOA gets shit for fucking bikinis?

What the fuck

They blew all their budget on landscaping and only had pennies for the rest.

It begins.

Illusive Man was a shitty character.

Context aside, what's wrong with gene therapy/genetic enhancement?

I swear I heard they did that years ago

Hilarious and sad.
While kids shouldnt have to worry about stds, sesame street always was about ghetto and inner city empowerment, it is a fact that low income blacks are very likely to have stds so it does fill an actual role.

Trans shit is just silly though

The whole "Japanese games need to change" thing is exclusively pushed by people aligned with western developers. They're attempting to incite a moral panic to corner the market.

Weirdly enough Samara says in ME2 that there are exactly two known living Ardat-Yakshi, her two daughters.
Yet somehow in ME3 there's enough of them for the reapers to make a couple dozen Banshees.

Everything I've seen of this looks like someone did it in one go and checked it off as done and either assumed they'd be able to go back and polish it or more likely just never thought of it again.

….and among these people there are fags and trannies, so a bunch of people that can't create a new life.

Why do you think

a mediocre game that ripped off star control 2 got popular with normalfags and led to increasing worse additions

Retroviral therapy is pretty much spaceaids.

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Maybe the reapers made them fuck like rabbits while they were shoahing them?

I like this more than i thought i would

Nothing, ME and bioware were always garbo, "bro".

My favorite aspect of this vid is the Pleajune music. God, I fucking love Gravity Rush.

Enjoy being turned into a genetic slave caste.

And even those were fucking terrible too.

I demand more. I'm fuckin' sick.

heh

I should have seen that coming

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I thought any asari that were indoctrinated turned into banshees and that the Ardat-Yakshi would be over powered banshees?

tbh this, go back and play other bioware games and you'll notice the same problems across nearly all their games

So, generally what is the ending?

Is that all?

Kinda slipped my mind. This book keeps harping on about how altering genetics can achieve true equality or something like that.

Reminds me of that one scene from Beyond the Black Rainbow, but with Shrek sex and shit facial animations.

was getting caught part of your plan?

Because Mass Effect Andromeda handles sexual relations in a very mature and adult manner while DoA handles it an a very problematic and juvenile manner :^)

Makes sense

You're so fucking stupid

pax pox?

*Your

Instead of buying this Im just going to fire up the first one…maybe

Feel like the franchise is ruined now

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OH GOD WHY DID I GET A BONER

I stand corrected. You're actually really fucking retarded.

wew

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So what's the reason for including some characters from Kubrick films? Is it saying that BioWare copied them for facial animation?

No, i clearly remember that the codex in ME3 explicitly says only Ardat-Yakshi can be turned into Banshees.

I don't care as long as it's quality OC.

Fug

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Just shitposting because this was a so much better game. Animations are pretty much equally good.

the neverending cycle of biohomo shilling needs to end, we need to build crucible, and make a new 'final solution', this shit simply doesn't fly

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Dodged themselves out of that technicality.

yeah, almost makes her not look like shrek for a moment

Fuck off, Neglet

NO FUN ALLOWED

No
No
No
No
No

Nvm then, I guess some asari got busy fucking from the time Samara said that and until ME3 started, or a writer got fired.

Is that Garrus on the pillow?

Go back to Holla Forums cuckposter

Everything I don't like needs to die.

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Who hasn't wished for a mildly retarded sister in their life?

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>quality oc

Then why aren't you dead yet? You clearly hate yourself.

Is this kino?

sorry user, you're an autist now

What the fuck Bioware!

God damn it, I stand re-corrected.

There's something seriously wrong with the people who made this.

Only if she's a loli, otherwise it's a waste.

10/10

niceb8m8

Oh God, why did my dick tingle slightly?

Holy lel.

nu-oh god

this is a cuck free zone , you're clearly 2smart4thisplace

He was pretty great.
He was this shady corporate head with the simple goal of just ensuring the survival of humanity in the galaxy, but you never exactly knew what he actually wanted to do aside from that, in ME3 they turned completely lazy and decided that he should instead just be space Hitler.

Well, my birthday is on the World Down Syndrome day…

Did I just uncover a conspiracy?

Why do you lie to yourself user?

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Watching it after playing Nier is painful.

Why does the MC got that drugged up look.
Like she's next in line for a showcase for Arab princes that wants to add new blood to their harem.

Maybe your parents were trying to tell you something.

If you weren't such a chronic masturbator you'd be having an erection so raging a little sister would materialize in front of you.

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advanced kino

Go ahead user, save it it's all yours!

wew lad, I guess every single FPS is a Wolf3D ripoff in that case.

Your birthday was so special, we gave you another chromosome!

(checked)
I'm not a chronic masturbator, but I think it's mostly due to the fact that I find fem Ryder fucking repulsing

People were making this joke days ago.

They wanted to make a spiritual successor but pretty much failed at every detail that made Star Flight and Star Control great games.

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…How should I know, I'm retarded! DURRRR

lucky me. Wanna buy some socks? We want to spread awareness by wearing socks. You know, our previous "Promote the Downs with Underpants" campaign didn't work out so well, so we're trying something new.

We're on the same page user, unfortunately it's now stuck to the others.

oh fuck off, they stole pretty much everything, someone probably has that comparison pic, I don't

The ending battle is literally a Hordemode where you fight wave after wave of mobs until the Boss eventually explodes with the ANCIENT SUPERWEAPON he wanted to use.

BUT! At the ending credits it turns out there was actually another ANCIENT EVIL behind it all.

"Just walk it off." Socks for downs awareness.

no, it had to have turned me on for another reason.
haha yeah that's it.

That's funny.

This

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You don't happen to have a qt sister, do you?

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I sure do hope the ANCIENT EVIL doesn't wreck the NEW CITY with dubstep.

user, you wouldn't happen to have a sister, would you?

>>>/css/

Just confirming that this user isn't joking.I saw the stream too.

I'm hard as a rock, this is not okay.

WHY ARE THEY SHAKING

We need to go more ancient!

They always name themselves Gloryhole Shamalamadingdong or some other made up special snowflake shit

heh

Just because 2 games have similar gameplay mechanics, doesn't mean they are rip offs.
Wow, game in spess where you can move on planets with a rover and talk to others and move with your ship in a galaxy, fucking rip off game.

MEET THE TEAMS

i do but i have never thought a lewd thought about her
its the though of being Ryder's brother that gave me this boner, it has to be

oh god....

horse penis

Is there a bigger version? I want to look at their goofy feminist faces.

It has begun

wew, are you even baiting any longer?

(X) Doubt

Impressive user, very nice.

Top notch argument friend, I concede ;^)

It's okay user, say no more. There's no shame in wanting to bang your hot sister.

For EA to die their sports games and battlefield would have to die first

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impressive

VERY nice.

Post your hot sister or get out.

Three studios, five years and hundreds of people and this

is the end product? Wholy fuck off, Bioware. You can't die soon enough.

FAN-Tastic!

Doesn't companies like buy JewTube views or something?

Powerful

right back at ya

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It's a cyclical thread, noob, past 300 gets deleted.

I'd bang my hot sister
If i had one…

I was talking about Mass Effect 1, my dude, I never defended Androgyny.

user.
You know what you must do.
You must fuck your sister. Do it.

DO IT.

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Are you retarded?

What's the point of lying on the internet?

user, quints aren't a get.

What if the board has fewer than 100,000 posts?

how do they travel in andromeda without the mass relays?

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This is not okay.

Then it's a slow board that takes a while to manage a get. Although 10000 counts as a get.

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good cycle thread

Oh, shit. My sides.

Yeah, it's the day-one patch edition

I wonder if they're gonna fix the inverted audio channels in the multiplayer.

Don't you tell me I don't know what gets are you fucker. I played GETball back in the day.

This thread is too good.

Reminder that a modern progressive AAA game with the full weight of EA, the Industry, and a wave of hype couldn't even manage to eek out a better score than a niche 8 year old DS title with serious design flaws.

Didn't h8chan have a GET counter back in the day?

Are you talking about getwatcher? Because it still exists.
getwatcher.net/

I do NOT want to do anything , that would be wrong. Fuck mass effect even making me have to question this shit

lol

This trainwreck has been fun to watch, and I'm eager to see even more mockery of it as it careens off the tracks and falls into a gorge.

What really gets me is how recycled everything about this dumpster fire is. You have the same story beats as the first game (bad guy wants mystery ancient superweapon, you stop him, but oh shit it turns out he was working for something worse, please buy the sequel), the same general structure (dick around on various planets to slowly advance the main plot and then an EPIC™ finale), the same romance fujoshit, the same controls and combat…and yet, despite all the sameness, it looks so much worse than any of the other games. It's been almost a decade since Mass Effect came out, how in the fucking hell did they produce something that looks like babby's first game in comparison?

I mean, I know it's because they hired a bunch of street shitters and feminists to work on their game, but still. How did any of the higher-ups look at their work and say "hm yes this is good for release let's go"?

Nice
damn, I was thinking about making a shoop of that girl. Great job user

10/10 OC

Who are you quoting?

wew lad
ewwewewewe

You look at EA as a whole and you ask that.

What's your point? Just about all space games have planets and a galaxy in them. EVE Online and Freespace are Star Control clones then?

I saw a review that claimed Andromeda was probably better than 1

Vidya scores were a mistake and people who buy a game based only on them are cancer, sadly, I know a few.

Not only that, they're just randomly copy pasting concepts as well. The main character gets an imprint of an ancient civilization that lets them use their tech, just like Shepherd. The villain is harvesting life forms for their genetic legacies, just like the Reapers, and everyone stupidly decides to live on another mysterious ancient do everything device despite those sorts of things being obvious fucking traps. It'd be great if the villains were just the Reapers again. There's no reason they'd stay in the Milky Way, not when they can live forever and it only takes 600 years to cross to Andromeda.

How stupid are you?
You have a golden opportunity many would kill for and you're not taking advantage of it.

I hope your cute sister gets into your bed tonight.

God damnit, I miss the bmp. mako? wtf is called?

Someone probably makes a living writing reviews…

Context? Did he say 'in terms of gameplay'?

I'm kinda under the impression they turned this around for PR. Hopefully it will still bomb, but not sure any more.

At least Special Sarah is a nice meme.

i liked infinite space

mass effect 1 is still the best.

yeah no, we kinda all knew it'd be as shit as everything else.

Do it, user. Do it for the both of us.

Yup, that's what that pic is all about.

congrats for giving this user a new fetish and an ever lasting trial of lingering temptation

Well you have (((checkmarked))) people on twitter saying to buy the game to prove the evil gamergaters wrong.

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True. I guess when you just have a bunch of suits that don't care about vidya quality and focus solely on marketing the shit out of their massive turds, you get this sorta thing on the regular. You'd think after winning the Golden Poo twice in a row that they'd change their practices, but I guess not.

Ha, I would fucking die if they pulled the Reapers back into this shit a second time. Like you can't even escape the stupidity of that concept (not unknowable ancient evil, more the bullshit reason for their extermination of life in 3) even if you soft reboot the series.

I fuckin' love this timeline.

I actually opened up google to check. Fuck are you on about?

It's not healthy to keep those desires cropped up inside, user. Go see your sister.

You are aware that they managed to raise the TORtanic and then sink it, raise it again then sink it a further time? Wouldn't this be something like TORtanic 5 considering CISquisition?

I check Twitter and todays reviews left the normalfags rather shocked.
There'll always be a sizable chunk of drones who keep shilling and i have no doubt this game will still be profitable but i'd say the franchise and Studios reputation took a heavy dent this time.

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Bioware is so damn speciest. They only include the most intellectual space species as companions in their shitty game series.
If they wanted their game to be diverse, they shouldn't had included so many awful looking human companions.

No Volus companion
No Elcor companion
No Keeper companion
No Hanar companion
No Vorcha, Yahg or Batarian companion!

Fuck, all of them look so much more alien than others. And fucking racist bioware just dismisses them all with their almost fully human party!

Nigger, it's been 70 years since WW2 and leftists still hurl Nazi at anyone they don't like.

I fully expect to see tumblrtards screech about GG in 2080 when I'm in my wheelchair and too demented I must wear an adult diaper.

Is this a glimmer of hope I see?

Google actively adjusts itself to the user (for the best experience ofcourse :^)) so maybe he isnt lying He probably is

GamerGate really was like a second Holocaust.

Every shooter is a Wolf3D clone.
Every RPG is a D&D clone.
Every post apocalyptic RPG is a Wasteland/Fallout clone.
See where I'm going with this? Calling a game from 2007 clone of a 20 year old game is a dumb comparison.

oy vey it was anoda shoah
i got holocausted 4 times

Why isn't there more of this? Where are all the writefags at?

Man up and fuck your sister, pansy.

Is this picture implying what i think it's implying?

I don't think it will happen. The writers are too scared to use the R-word, that's why the reason for the existence of the Andromeda Initiative is so bland.

But GG happened, unlike the Holocaust.

He isn't saying that you fucking retard. Look at the picture. Not just glance at it.

I the train today I read Gamespots review, nearly burst out laughing.
Gamespot gave it a 6.0/10 which is basically like saying its irredeemable garbage.

Most reviews I saw where 7/10 at best.
Cuck Informer might have given it higher.

psssssssst
DLC

Those are just put next to eachother and have no relation, right?

Right?

That's right.

Could it account for ? GIven that it's 'top stories', my guess would be it's some shitty algorithm.

Calm your tits Holla Forums, hitler was a scumbag and jews milking holocaust, but it doesn't exclude one another.

Either way shes drinking protein.
Glad I figured out that people drinking cum digusts me

Pure coincidence, buddy. If that helps your poor sensitive heart.

I knew halfchan was cancer but didn't think it would reach this level.

Which is actually really silly. If the Reapers were only active in the Milky Way, then all the rest of the universe would be controlled by anorganics and all organics would be extinct. At least if the whole premise for Reaper motivation had any basis.

>>>/zoo/

maybe it was added for effect

I can't wait to see how Kotaku and Polygon attempt to spin this.

APOLOGIZE

Quick look at your posts in this thread reveals you're quite asspained that some people never liked the trash series that was mass erect :)

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Sign me the fuck up on that autism train.

I don't see a problem here. I just want a romanceable female turian.

That webm is more painful to listen to that what he's reading about.

gooblerygrapeu ruined my sjw space opera

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I read somewhere that Polygon of all sites have it a 7. Not sure if it's true or not.

Imagine that, with all the Bioware social justice LGBQLRBAstart cred factored in that's like saying it's anthrax in a disc box.

The original pitch was so much better, a desperate back up plan that no one thought would work, you could even have the looming threat of the Reapers showing up drive the actions of the characters.

It would only strengthen my boner.

N-no

So that's why the animation is shit now. Everyone with talent was run off by the prospect of animating the gay community.

Truly, does that fill me with hate.

The thing with leftists is that they're their own worst enemy. Left to their own devices they will always find a way to fuck up.

Maybe the real wisdom in all of this is to just let things happen because at the end of the day it will be us that will still be standing atop the rubble.

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Trannies also pick garbage names. If you're going to be a girl you should at least try to be cute.

webm related

Oh, so did I. It's one of my favorite games, but you gotta admit, it's got some pretty serious flaws mechanically. The point being that IS just kind of dropped on the market without as much as a fanfare and fart or enough copies to meet casual-pickup off the shelf demand - so there was nobody white knighting it, nobody getting paid to give it a more positive review, or inflating the review score for clicks.

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Again, space games have existed for a long time, just because it tells a story, is in space, has planets you can travel to and on and ends with a grandfather telling a story to their grandchildren doesn't mean it's a clone, though, I doubt that the developers of ME1 wanted to end it like ME3 did picture 3, since I doubt you played it.

I don't like the entire series, 1 was good, 2 was weaker than 1 but still okay, 3 was shit, Andromeda will probably be shit although I'm still gonna pirate it.

Got more?

Actually the reapers don't give a shit about anything than the milky way because they were interested in the dark matter and breeding a species who can use biotics that destroy dark matter as opposed to creating it.

You know, that whole mission of getting Tali in ME2 and the sun burning out early due to dark matter? yeah, that was the plot.

I just felt I had to do something.

Asari are a race of sluts that fuck literally anything with a pulse. What kind of degenerate do you have to be that literal dogfuckers think you're taking things too far?

She truly is their freaking prophet. This is ridiculous.

A monogamist.

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ops gona scrap thatone. t. biowaer

Peebee is all the proof you need Asari belong in the oven.

I honestly don't remember anything from ME2.
You have the opening hour, then twenty hours of solving your teammates daddy issues and helping that green assassins dude with his sons asthma problem and then the last hour with the suicide mission.
Sequels were a mistake.

Actually scrap that, LITERALLY FUCKING YOUR OWN SPECIES.

The fuck webms got pushed off, somebody post them again.

Patrician taste, pilot.

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Kill yourself.

I WANT YOU MORE

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The fact that Asari are biologically adapted to be unaffected by race mixing is a overpowered trait to be honest. I'm amazed they didn't genocide the galaxy.

Soft reboot.

Too bad 1 was shit :)

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Sounds like a passage from My Immortal.

>Well, I always liked art and by the way I'M TRANS?!!!

>It's Gloria, and it use to be my name, now it's Richard Butch, you may call me DICK.

>I GOT MY DICK REMOVED!

What do you guys think? I'm trying to put together a résumé and get a job as a writer for Bioware. Better send if overnight, I'm not sure the company will still be there tomorrow.

I am a 29 year old turbo autismo and even i have better social interaction with human beings than a writer for Bioware. This is NOT how human beings communicate with one another!

Burn it. Burn it all to the ground. Launch the ashes into the sun.

MLG AIRHORN

I have no reaction image capable of adequately expressing my feelings.

If you didn't migrate here for good back in '14 you have a problem.

You're definitely going places with work like that, user.
Good job!

I was referring to ME2 and 3.

Actually autistic, I sware on me mum.

Thanks dad!

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Asari are genuinely fucked up as a race. Fucking them is basically one stop closer toward genociding your own species. They're a walking argument against miscegenation.

They basically use you as a neural scrambler to randomize their neural pathways while they clone themselves. You're basically stuck raising your wife's child if you marry an Asari.

This is what you get when you put emotionally stunted tumblr users in charge of writing. Even Twilight was less retarded than this.

How do you know? You're autistic!

DELET THIS

65/100 is a terrible score for any game
please use archive.is/review-mass-effect-andromeda-424694.phtml

We are laughing, and even though I do like the other games. Im sure some fans are ready to Jihad their studios.

Keep in mind that before they made contact with other alien species, Asari were literally fucking dogs and shit on their planet just to get different genetic material so they didn't create vampire freaks of nature.

Good thing I like Red.

How many people did this go through? Did it go through anyone at all? Who okay'd this?

Woops, that was detructoid btw

No. Suffer some more goy.

>>>/4get/

F for fucked composition.
1) The main post is too small to read anything
2) The enlarged versions on the right don't have any indicators that those are from the main post, they blend with the reactions.
3) Redundancy - why put small version? Full size would be enough.
4) Too much empty space on the right.

Try again.

Unexcusable

It's time to visit the Auschwitz.

I keep telling you Holla Forums, you have to make your own vidya, write your own stories, make yer own mods. No one else out there that can bring back quality.

user, getball didn't start immediately after the first exodus, it took a few months at least.

Seriously. This is cheap webcomic tier writing.

Maybe because you're watching too many Chinese cartoons, but real little sisters are a pain in the ass to deal with.

Shiiiiiiiiiiet
That's a rare sight, boi

Just keep in mind BioWare are on record they spent 5+ hours a day on romances for Andromeda, and it wasn't one person, but a whole group of people.

Five hours a day for five years, and that's what they came up with.

God helps us all.

Why would they do this?
It's like paying 60$ to watch a kid who just hit puberty try to pick up girls.

Except to steal gets.

Like a 12 year old girl's Livejournal

I gaurantee they spent that time fucking eachother

here's preview from ME 5 : Gallus currently in development

I want to see how awful sex scenes are in this shit.

So was I. ME2 didn't use ME1's universe or buildup at all, and ME3 capitalized on this approach.

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Don't try to hide it user, you want to bang your sister. You even said that you are starting to question this, forget about rules and give up yourself to your desires. But don't rape her nigger

I like observing people interacting with one another from afar and reading their body and facial language, you would be amazed just how small percentage of "normal" people actually manages to achieve what can be considered basic humanity, it's like they all come from an assembly line or something, then i simply do the opposite of them.

Y'all whiners, stupid, txic, entitled whiners!
Coding is harder now than it was in the 80s!

how fucked does the world have to be for something like this game to even exist let alone be mass marketed and sold by retailers

Saved as "dont ever watch this its horrifying.webm"

And here I thought I had scrubbed this from my memory. Thanks jackass.

Somehow I doubt that.

quads

Playing this in the background enhanced the experience.

Ya know, I used to get frustrated that Bioware wouldn't make a First Contact spin-off game or a Garrus spin-off. But, now. I'm glad. Because, this shit. S'not good.

Holy shit, this is comedy GOLD

I know what you mean.

i wonder what the fuck the "training" was because a physical exam obviously wasn't part of it

nice quads tho

Those are some sad tits.

How underrage is this bitch? Are these people all in high school still? I was like seven when I played first KOTOR, and that was after.

How bad are these people at video games?

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Why user? This game is a masterpiece.

wtf

Ehh, that one's nowhere near as bad as the others.

With the autism angle this could work, would need some serious fixing everywhere, but, i can see this working, given the autism.

Replaying Mass Effect 1 right now and i restarted over 10 times already just to create the right character.
Character creator wasn't really all that better than Andromeda's. Especially when eyes start to roll up into each other when character is sad.

I ended up with this Shepard for a long run of 3 mass effects. Even if it glitches out at save importing i'l remake something similar.

I agree. The writers chose to ignore the presence of the reapers in the MW raises a lot of questions about how they created the Initiative. How did they get the money, the knowledge necessary to create a new FTL drive for the arks, the new Citadel. How they managed to organize all of this in secret when there are Cerberus, the salarians spies, etc. everywhere in the MW?

They should've acknowledged the reaper threat (since the AI left between ME2 and 3), it would have made the story more believable.

I don't even watch moving Mongolian tapestries.
I just have a thing for siblings. I remember I once tried to molest my older cousin when I was about 10 and she was 14 or so.

It's a good thing I don't actually have a sister otherwise I'd be having a lot of problems with inheritance right now.
That, and I'd have tried to fuck her at least a dozen times.

They just summed up feminism perfectly.

He borrowed that from some shit anime. Don't recall it's name, though people were making Kinect edits out of it.

WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING YEARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH

Mass Effect 4: Autistic Revolutions.

Dialogue wheels were a mistake.

Bioware character creation has always sucked. Either you get shitty character creators like ME or DA, or you get one nothing but presets like KOTOR.

Suprisingly, that line wasn't bad. Huh, would you look at that? A golden flake in a mountain of shit.

If she were attractive, she'd actually BE the hot potato

Do It

I remember even back then thinking the character creation was a fucking joke. The only one that was worse was Two Worlds.

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Who madman did this!?!?!!? WHY

it's art

That poor woman is trying to kill herself and end her virtual suffering.

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That face and blink at the end is perfect.

Aside from it just being written horribly in general, what we are witnessing is what happens when you task a bunch of triggered faggots to produce a meet-n-fuck game. I almost think EA is bankrolling it for a laugh.

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wasn't quite the right mp4 for this
but what the hell

Kill me Baby?

Oh yeah, I guess the thread is cyclical. Here ya go.

So. Apart from everything else - does anybody know if the gameplay is any good?

furfags are truly less than human.

We need more fat dykes on our team. Youve got the job!

I got local pizza place a town over that's entire gimmick is specialty pizzas. You want me to drop the whole menu here?

Sri Lankan

There's parts in Dawn of War where Scoot Mcneil is talking to himself in cutscenes because he voices both characters. Still make both sound good though.

This is the designated shitposting thread, you can post whatever you want

see you in hell, Ryder

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How to make a square in space, in eight seconds.

you don't need to stutter around me user, here's what you need to do.
*unzips dick*

but seriously, charisma is all the rage these days. You got everything you need to get women. easier said than done though.

tfw allergic to wheat, making pizza prohibitively expensive

Kill me, fam. Haven't had a piece since the night of November 10th. I remember because I got it while in town trolling the shit out of the post-election protestors.

Quite possibly. The Alice community was for messed up people to help eachother in ways normalfags couldn't. Even though I ended my time in the community on fairly poor terms, I still owe it a lot and am grateful.

How do you feel about it? are you angry at your parents for not watching closer on you? I find it hard to forgive my parents for letting the internet raise me and not really talking to me very much growing up, let alone some shit like that.

D-do people actually do this?

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Here we go.

Breakfast menu:

Biscuits & Gravy:
sausage gravy, biscuits, eggs, parsley

Breakfast of Champions:
crème fraîche, mozzarella, maple sausage, bacon, waffles, scrambled eggs, butter, maple syrup

Calypso (v, gf):
olive oil & garlic, eggs, spinach, tomato, feta

Denver Omelet (gf):
crème fraîche, eggs, ham, red onion, green pepper, cheddar

Rise N Shine (v, gf):
crème fraîche, mozzarella, eggs, tomato, red onion, tater tots, feta, parsley

Southern Belle:
crème fraîche, mozzarella, house-fried chicken, honey, franks red hot sauce, butter

Spicy Deb (v, gf):
ranch, mozzarella, eggs, tater tots, jalapeño, cheddar

Spicy Napoleon (gf):
ranch, mozzarella, eggs, tater tots, bacon, jalapeño, cheddar
0.75 (choose 1) / 2 (choose 3) / 3 (choose 5) / 0.5 (side of icing or honey)

Mini Cinni's & Pigs-in-a-Blanket:
miniature house-made cinnamon rolls with cream cheese icing drizzle, or house-made pigs-in-a-blanket with maple breakfast sausage and honey drizzle.

WRONG ONE, BULLY ME TOO

and yes, these are all pizzas.

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Is that you ulillillia?

I started doing it because of ulillillia, though not as thoroughly

Three shades of Sri Lanka

I'm going to cry.

It still exists, if you want to poke your nose in. I get regular notifications from her on Steam that a help thread is up on halfchan (as recently as 3 hours ago), and she seems to stream games fairly regularly nowadays. Which can be more fun than it sounds. At least it was back then. She'd take illicit drugs to help deal with her nerve pain, then play a horror game while tripping.

Still gets my dick hard.

>You got everything you need to get women
Read my other posts

I'm mostly saddened by it. I had to be home schooled over it and I never got to make any friends.
I can't be angry at my father over it, he probably thought I was walking right beside him. He also used to spend the weekends playing vidya with me.

Meanwhile in the stream.

We're getting cancer.

Didn't we ditch the stream like 30 posts ago?

Suit yourself, fam. Just letting you know.

Wait, how could you be wearing pants if you have no legs?

Sounds like shit but I'd try it

I ditched the stream as soon as it became more about food than the shitty game.

Is that italian futa?

One of my legs are long enough that I could fit it down a pant leg, I mostly wear shorts but I usually imagine myself with legs in my faggy fantasies

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I'm still in it for now for morbid curiosity purposes, he's actually been playing it for a while now (break right now tho). This game is fucking boring though. Basically every bad modern game decision you can make.

He stopped eating to play…

Now he's eating again.

fuck this shit.

Guess what just happened :^)

Do you think Sara degreases her pizza?

Seriously this faggot is almost worse than the game

Alaska, why?

He died on stream from a heart attack?

Post your stubs.

I wish

Maddox is still a fag.
embed related

He can watch me eat pepperoni and sit in the corner and eat nothing. Ha.

he took a shit so he had room to inhale another 3 burgers?

We can meme it into reality

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Nah, he just got another delivery of food.

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boards. 4chan .org/b/thread/726401792

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Is that Stephan?

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just watch a compilation of the romance arc clips, it's up on youtube already

You don't get to fug Vetra. The screen cuts to black.

Honestly his streams awhile ago were alright, but this one is pretty bad. Hyped it up and people keep sending him shit. People are getting irritated too. I'm almost wonder if EA shills are doing it since I can't even recall the last time anyone sent him this much shit.

It's certainly slowed the Mass Effect train wreck; there's nothing good about this game at all from the little he's got to.

No you memelord faggot. It's a crumbly cheese

Just wait until someone rips the model and makes something nice in SFM.

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Aaaarg! Did someone say, pirate?

the dialogue, voice acting, timing, animation, cutaways, plotline is so fucking bad
i honestly cant even believe its this bad, this game looks and plays like shit. and its so, so fucking boring holy fuck

But I'm a virgin
I don't think you'd like to have me as a partner even if I lived near you, I'm extremely clingy and would require a lot of help daily because I can't live on my own

How does this fat fuck consume this much fucking food? Fuck sake I wanted to see how cringy and shit this disaster was, not hear a fat loser try to educe a early heart attack on himself.

And the NPCs never stop talking.

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I would, I've seen the ass sores people get from sitting in wheelchairs for too long.
Also they make vans with the gas and brake hand controlled for leg amputees.

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user that's like 80% of the board, and everyone else here presumably has both of their legs.

Whats best?

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The dialogue is 90s B-game tier. It's worse than an old Volition game. It's one fucking cutscene after another. Combat is dated. The space shit looks TERRIBLE too. You could have more fun with Space Engine and instantly transporting to random planets. And there's no fucking gameplay in it.

It's my OC im from the dex

This amazed me, too. They were talking so much that they were cutting themselves off with new lines if you didn't loiter around long enough for them to finish. I knew Bioware had been ramping up the chatter for a while, but this voice acting must be a third of the fucking budget.
also

The opposite, and don't use shadow just outline it instead.

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People bought this for him and got it delivered to him. It held up the stream for a solid 30 minutes.

I don't know how to feel about that.
Oh, absolutely not.
I'm a strict monogamist.

Keep on putting yourself out there user, especially on places where you're likely to find autists like you/who like you. There is a pretty good chance that you'll meet someone that you can enter a relationship with, at least long distance, since Alaska is a bit difficult.

Having arachnophobia really fucking sucks

Isn't everyone naturally afraid of spiders?

Did you miss the spider porn before?

It's not shadow. I'm using a crappy program where my choices are type big font, then smaller font inside in a different colour, or type two clones of the same words in different colour and stagger them.
BTW Tried the white on black at first but it didn't work as well on the different coloured backgrounds.
Anyway you can still read it so stop being pedantic.

I'm not going to make two copies to spam on different boards.

This is basically 5 minute blocks of simple gameplay, broken up by 10 minute long blocks of menus and dialogue. The flow is fucking terrible, it's a teal GUI simulator with a potato-faced player character.

user you are like a character from yaoi manga brought to life.
The only remaining question is what does your dick look like

this?

It's Ashly Burch

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No it was two spiders mating.

I feel bad for that one, the way its arms are clamped down like some kind of torture device.

sites I' meant sorry and check dem dub dubs

Is there a way to get the original model in the final game? She looks less retarded.

I need to stop using this godforsaken board.

Probably not without someone cracking the game. The custom head tools are also terrible.

LEWD

I don't really look at porn so I wouldn't be able to comment on whether that's true or not.
Embarrassingly short and uncut. The foreskin is weirdly long. Even when erect the skin doesn't retract fully.

But Mike Pence is a stupid religious fanatic and Trump is just a retard puppet.

all thats left is for you to post it, user

Bioware forgot why people even play their games.

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kys maybe (((user)))?

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genuinely im having a good time with game and have found nothing to cherry pick to complain about.

I don't have a camera.

Kindly love your spiders, don't torture them.

The backward gun is still in there…

Spotted the bored Biodrone who cancelled his pre-order because their was no romancing option for the trannies in the game.

saved

what's this lego meme?

truly game of the year material

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Is baby upset that his candidate is a pawn who can't think for himself and believes that global warming was invented by china? Or are you upsetti that the VP believes that the world was created less than 10,000 years ago?

Why? Graphics have actually gotten worse when compared to the 2000s. Sure we have 4096x4096 textures and global illumination, but every asset is deviantart-tier and the effects are just so lazily thrown togheter games would be more realistic without some of them, and i'm not even counting made up bullshit that doesn't exist like godrays or ambient occlusion.

In all fairness, Sara is a lot more likable this way.

Projecting at its finest

Don't be ridiculous user, our masters are geniuses. I know because they told me so.

AMAZING

I swear if this piece of shit wins ANY award at the game awards I will bomb internally.

lmgtfy.com/?q=autism lego

Italian shitposters confirmed. Move over, leaf.

Just getting it out of the way. See you at (200) you magnificent shitposter.

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wtf… 7 out of 9 presets are niggers, i kid you not… oi vey goyim you better be making brown babies like they do it on discovery channel

The character creator doesn't allow you to make a hwite character.

Some people said that the original face is in the french version of the game. It doesn't make any sense.

Everyone knows Lego is kinda autistic, but is that really the only reason? Seems a bit forced.

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Lego is the original Minecraft when it comes to autism.

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Please don't criticise Trump, this website is Trump Internet Defense Force webforums.

The excessive focus at vanity and constant dumbdown of content, while getting away with it, plus some propaganda to shift the focus and resources over useless shit.

Ha ha YES!

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…and there are only young people. The old man (father) dies at the beginning.
It's aimed at the tumblr/deviantards.
I'm curious to see if they'll buy that game.

Andromeda is the best game I could have asked for. It's so shit that I have no desire to purchase it. The characters are incredibly goofy. The OC being generated is top notch. nuBioWare is going to die. I don't know what more I could ask for.

forgot one.

That's just the future we've chosen.

Compare to games of yesteryear.
Developers had limited space to work their magic. Their customers had limited hardware as well, so they had to use all kinds of tricks to make a game look awesome no matter who was running it. Everything had to be compressed and optimized, some developers actually used Fog and draw distance limitations to enhance their games.

Developers of Today? They're dealing with the PC MASTER RACE WHO DEMAND ENOUGH GRAPHICAL POWER TO MELT THEIR TITAN. And in order to reach that? Everything is uncompressed and poorly optimized. WHAT IS FOG? YOU NEED TO SEE EVERY SINGLE BLADE OF GRASS.
Oh no. Someone wants to play your game but doesn't have the latest processor or graphics card ?

Well fuck them. They should stop being poor!

So, ultimately, they just keep adding shit and adding shit until, they have a beautiful mountain of shit that requires the latest processor and at least 50 to 70GB harddrive space .

Heaven help us if anything goes wrong with the mountain of shit because since it's unoptimized it's harder to figure out exactly what went wrong.

Now couple all this with the laziness and general corner cutting you see in major companies and presto, our shitty world makes sense.

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it's like a femanon come to spotlight

Source for that show?

you forgot to add "must downgrade so it can run on console"

PURE GAINZ

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spoiler: the game is genuinely not bad.

Damn't Holla Forums, i don't want a waifu but you're making this hard for me. I'll never play the game but the memes you make about her is better marketing than anything bioware has ever done.

While saying that its to fight piracy and that its for the game to run or load faster.

It looks pretty fucking bad.

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Shit dude, imagine if they actually made her a qtpatootie face.

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fucking sudoku