Eh. It’d be a mercy for the poor bastard.
Star Wars: Episode IX Will Go In “Unexpected Directions”
Alexander Baker
Nicholas Wilson
TLJ was so bad that I won't even pirate the last flick in the trilogy. It's such a shame we won't get one last kino from George, I was really looking forward to his sequel trilogy before he sold everything to (((Disney))). It would have been fresh yet building on the old, neckbeards would have hated it but it would've been amazing. An older but not subverted Luke, a hot evil twilek, a new Skywalker that we'd get to follow. Tbh I'd settle for a comic adaption of George's planned sequel trilogy drawn by a competent artist such as Juan Giménez or maybe Doug Chiang.
The George kino Saga does have closure with VI but I think George's sequel trilogy could have made the story even grander.
Michael Bennett
The twist was Snoke dying, because nobody thought anyone could be retarded enough to kill the big bad halfway through the trilogy.
Justin Roberts
Darth Jar Jar is the only thing that could save this. Or the First Order being revealed as the Techno Union the whole time. Or Dexter Jettster returning to get the whole gang to chill out and get high on deathsticks with him.
This is almost a given, cheap death that people will care extra about because "it's Chewie :("
Nolan Evans
Can it really be considered a twist if people forgot about it before the movie even ended?
Kayden Morales
Yeah, all of his friends are dead and he's stuck as the manservant of some asshole girl who apparently owns the Falcon now.
Jose Ross
I think canon actually says some new Trade Federation runs the galaxy and the Republic and First Order are tiny unimportant factions.
Henry Morris
So it will actually try and be good?
Samuel Bailey
Unexpected directions? Let me guess, that's codeword for EVEN MORE DIVERSITY.
Sad Wars is dead to me.
Eli Russell
Too hard. Just have a drunken Lando show up as a sad echo of himself and get killed.
They actually wanted Lando to be the safe cracker who betrayed Finn and Rose.