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Losing control?

Whats your favorite lewd game?

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You know.

Rapelay unironically

This is right up there with downloading porn, famalam.

JUST
No seriously, I hate this law stuff.

Morning everyone

I'm tired and might go to bed any minute.

New GCCX episode finally out. Been months and months since a new one was subbed. Going to try to buy beer today since I"m off and watch it.

feel like I'm going to vomit

Sims 3 when I can play it.
Artificial Girl 3 can be fun if you see it as some kind of horror game.

Hello

You gonna be a cop or lawyer or something?


How goes anons?

I sat on the couch almost all day watching a tv show I wasn't even interested in and then I went to the national park and walked around on the boardwalk for an hour. It was fucking freezing, but walking on these chunks of wood floating on barrels and stuff made me realize that I can keep my footing way better on something that's bobbing and tilting and stuff. I'm way clumsier on regular ground. Maybe I should be a fisherman or something.
I don't think I've ever played any except RapeLay, and it was only okay. Anyway, time to look for that documentary I mentioned the other day some more. I doubt I'll get very far but I really want to see it.

Uneventful work day, but Jim uploaded a new video. So that made it okay.

I don't even know how to answer this question.

No. The stuff I deal with is just taking measurements of land, but we are not that really, but in reality protectors of human rights. And human rights deal with law.

Mornin my dudes
some guy just spent more money on scratch tickets over the course of an hour than I make in a week
End me

FOBS

Car broke down yesterday
Other than that I'm going good

Don't do too much on your day off.


Just go to the bathroom and wait for it.


How is that lewd?

Did he win

I liked this one fucking game that was a J VN that involved this guy who got into a horrible accident. His vision and sensory organ nervous system got SO FUCKED UP that all he could see is these appendages like it was fucking CTHULHU land and he got off to the fact that there was one girl who was sexy as fuck, but she happened to be the only REAL monster in the real world to everyone else

SAYA NO UTA

Do you want to know user

What tv show?


You never wack off user?


Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?


He probably also spent more on scatch tickets than he makes in a week tbh

...

Hello

mods?

I'm really tired but thinking about wasting 10 bucks to order candy via stoner delivery. Is it worth staying awake?

Also, what are you guys playing this week? I just started Lacrimosa of Dana and think it is pretty rad.

What's this doco

Oh I do. Just not while playing vidya.

Not even during turn based games?

checked

but no seriously anyone ever play this shit or have any opinions on this vn?

Into the Badlands or something like that. I have no idea what it's about. There was an Asian dude and some kid with a weird superpower and a pretty hot redhead who fought a guy. I guess the kid with the superpower wants to bang the redhead's daughter. Then a blonde chick who's fucking her stepson poisoned herself to get her stepson's mom kicked out of the weird medieval castle they're in. But at least some of the clothes and furniture seem modern so I don't know what the fuck is going on.

Shadow of Truth. Somebody killed a jew girl in her high school bathroom and it's a 4-episode thing about it. It's on Netflix I guess but I can't find any free downloads or streams for it anywhere.

you should find where he lives, sneak into his house while he's asleep and throttle him to death for being filthy bourgeois.

what did he mean by this


Sounds neat. Hows your day been user?


I never do much anyway ever.


How'd it break down? What kinda car?


Might try and beat jackal on NES tomorrow.


Kinda the point of these ones though.

Feeling good for the first time in a while, got some chanca piedra and it's dulling the kidney pain nicely.

You've got yourself some sea legs, user.

I found it largely unwatchable compared to the other ones. What a boring fetish.

Should buy candy off amazon, fam. $10 would get you enough bulk candy to give you diabetes two times over.

yee

Call me a buck old traditionalist but I like AA2. Has a breddy gr8 waifu creation mode.

I have, it's pretty o.k

At least you make legit investments.


You'll build your energy back up soon.


ah

You got your rhetoric mixed up, leftyscum.

Apparently I do because I'm walking along this boardwalk like it's perfectly normal but I constantly trip over nothing in my everyday life. I always thought I was just clumsy but maybe I'm meant to be a sailor.

Nice Trips and my Clutch fucked up
It's a Mazda 323

Was its a nigger

YAY you sc0red trips

It's going well user, I'm glad you asked.

This game was one of my first redpills right around the time I first started watching anime, shows like ghost in a shell, serial experiments lain and then liek I didn't expect things to be so much different 5 years later really.

I got really bored today so I decided to draw something based off a dream I had while taking a nap.

As far as I know Sims 3 and Skyrim are some of the most expansive lewd games because of all the autists modding for it

then he must be throttled for attempting to become bourgeois.

It was in israel so i'm going to guess it was a jew

ME:A's current metascore is 73 lads, if anyone cares

Is that futhark or fauxthark?

The fuck is chanca piedra?


Sounds kinda gay. What channel it on?


Ay fam, how was your day?


I have no energy


Those fun to drive at all?

What's up with the Yid Runes
Also why does the knight have kek's Symbol

futhork

I actually really like the retarded main chick character design from that game. She should have been the lead of a Tomb Raider parody or something.

The bible, Now get on yout knees and pray.

I wonder if there's a way to play it again idk where to find it anymore

Well it's not fast or anything
But neither is an AE86

RIP car. Also, how the fuck did modders make fucking Sims lewd?

You do have energy.

Seeing how fast the entire left is destroying itself in the matter of a just 2 years has been really beautiful.


Thats terribly lewd user. Hows your day been?


It rwd at least?


Never have, never will

I had a dream where kek worshippers were betrayed by kek, as it was only using it's followers as tools to bring the end of days so it eats u all it's followers as sacrifices for the eclipse.

If you own land, or a house or property who do you think made those "invisible" lines where your property exists? Thats where we come in, we measure the land, even though owning land and all of its dispute are handled by the courts and lawyers, we are the only ones that can measure land, and we must do them responsibly and fairly because if we were shitty and gave the client that hired us a unfair advantage we would literally be stealing from the properties around our client. So we have to measure the land in a way we are pretty much hired by everyone. Not just the owner or the property next to it.

How does it relate to being protectors of human rights, well at least I do, see it as that because owning land is a human right, you know the words life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, it was originally life, liberty and property. If I take your land even though you spent 15 years of it, I am in a sense stealing your time, effort and life. That is why we are the protector of human rights, at least for our country, unless you live in some commie land then the entire thing is a bit different, but basically those guys that measure land arnt really measuring land, but instead protecting human rights, especially now that there is going to be more and more scarcity of land, our worth becomes more, that means we have to be more accurate with our work.

Does that make sense? Had to write a essay on what it means to be just more than land measurer's.

I'm looking into this and am very tempted. I'm also about to get a bowflex for free, so it evens out.

to the open sea for that booty me harties yar yar yar yar

Did someone make the Bible into a lewd game

Don't know the details but I can guess how it would work

Nah, it's the same car as a Ford Laser but it's always good around corners

Whatever channel I left my tv on.

Staring at a screen too long isn't good for the eyes.

Be sure to get some rest, user.

Innate territorial instincts and generations of accidental and intentional selective breeding towards adherence to abstractions.

Played a bit of minecraft, advocated a bit for genocide, the usual.

Of whom?

Leftyscum anarkiddies can't do anything right, tbh.


It's a leaf that has wicked good anti-inflammatory and diuretic properties, which is a top-tier combination for the genetically defective among us that have chronic kidney stones.


Too late for that, I've already ruined my eyes.

i just bought my first rifle today no background check top kek


mega awesome, im not sure if i ever got the best ending tho i was pretty young on first playthrough so i was genuinely fkn scared

YOU DO THOUGH!


That kid scares me.


Does it have a happy ending?

Thats real nice user.

Wish my family would get our land surveyed so they can cut some of the fucking trees that are falling apart right on the property line. Or force our neighbors to one.


Ahhhhh. Hopefully I can afford something like that this year. So tired of not having a car car.


That doesn't help me figure out how shit it is tbh


Screens are all I got.

Fuck this shit.

The bible, Now get on yout knees and pray.

What's your opinion on kiwifarms?

Nah.

Haven't played too many H games in my time. Ironic since I learned what porn was thanks to some fuckin' Newgrounds game.

At least he's keeping to his schedule nowadays.

When we're 50 we're all gonna be blind.

Look it up, then. I don't fuicking know what channel it was on I just didn't feel liek cahngign it.

Haven't you got a video gaming buddy?

it's gay.

Cut the minecraft out and do something productive with your life.


It legal? It make you feel good?


Shiiiiiiiiiet nice user. What kind?


Nope.

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JEWS FEAR THE MIKU!
Yes you do.

Isn't that easy as fuck? If you get to pick your own topic, do whores.

Ragnarok is near folks this is the end.

I do but they are all online.


You stroke out at the end of your sentence user?


Me either tbh


Never ever

It's definitely a wild ride, I'm not reaLLy spoiling it but I'm sure it is multi-pronged endings so that you get something based off of what you chose.
Overall it does give you a perspective that an ugly world is still beautiful in the eyes of those who have grown up to debauchery.


Savage Arms Axis .223 w/ Simmons 3x39 Scope, I got 200 rounds as well.

Check and see if your city has a GIS of your house. Also your parents never got your house surveyed? Are your neighbors really that shitty? Mines actually cut a tree down, I checked to see and it was in our property line but we didnt care.

So it's about being pure?

I normaltyl fix a lot of typoes abecause I normally make a lto but a I just don;t wive enough of a fuck anymore. Not giving a fucki htis pretty suddenly so wahtever I'm not going to fix them unelss they make it completely illegibile.

Yeah I dont get to pick the topic since its already picked. I hate law stuff, kinda hard to understand.

Mama (Official Genesis porn game from 1991, Japanese Sega Mega CD exclusive).

What's a car car

It's only 7:20pm here

It's not the same.

I want to put my face between a chorogon's breasts.

Which National Park? Don't say Golden Gate.


Closest thing to a lewd game I've played was Half Life 2 with the nude Alyx mod.

Pic unrelated.

I'd imagine he did, but he didn't turn any in

Well he kept playing until he had no cash, money in the bank and his credit card was maxed

I actually have been putting $300 a pay into longterm investments since feburary

Shit taste fam.

GET A JOB YOU BUM


Who you assassinating?


I'm sure they have a very very long time ago. We didn't get neighbors until the past few years so it never mattered much.

And yeah my neighbors are trash. Let their dogs bark 24/7 and now they are getting out and running around my backyard too constantly.


Me too user. I don't correct myself while talking to good online friends. They probably think I'm a tard

Let's hope those investments turn out alright.

Are you implying that escorts and escort missions are bad??

depends on what you consider the best ending is

he goes back to the hospital and gets his shit fixed
the world he sees becomes real since the thing he's fucking is actually a interdimensional plague that transforms dimensions into the hell holes they live in
**that woman and his old friend team up to save the world, end up doing so finishing off with a cup of coffee in some cafe

Not a jeep.


Its even better imo


I want to win the lottery more than anything right now.

Would you let a Gerudo utterly dominate you?

Still working on that, I'll get one eventually.


Yes.

I got DOOM 2016 half off a few days ago.

God damn, that game is not doom, but it is a fucking blast.

Fun fact: I didn't know that Alyx could die in HL2 Ep1 until I tried getting the One Free Bullet achievement.

You bought a jeep?

No.

Not necessarily, it's more so that you can lose yourself to degeneracy and give into evil and lose your own mind. Sensory organs and perception of your perspective is only as true as much as you believe in it. You grow up to realize not everything is as great as you thought but now you can truly appreciate the beauty in ugliness now that you have seen the realities of the world that were hidden from plain view all along. For example, there's beauty in violence and bloodshed, for noble reasons of course.


It's my first weapon, I prefer to follow the law, personally. why do you ask FBI?


see I knew its a good one I haven't touched it for years so it was a sudden thought to post in the 4AM thread, HIGH ENERGY is what we need more than ever.

I'm Canadian so it was Point Pelee. They're all free this year for Canadaina is foyu freifist online first. That's the only one near me so I go there. Too fucking cold for most of the good stuff like biking though so I just walked around by the ewwater for a while and sat on theb enches and stuff. It's a nice park.

I was always really anal about grammar and spelling online unelss I really liked te person Iw as talking to but then I stopped caring about anyone's grammar but mine and the ast couple yhears I have periods where I just don't give aenough of a shit to fix my multiple typos. Bu tI' normally don't make too many it's just when I don't car enough to fix them I don't care enough to not make them I guess.

I feel that way about hte new Wolfenstein. It's okay but if you play any real shooter after you'll see how goddamn easy it is, even if it's fun ofr a a run or two.

There should be a public record someone, like when the house was built, there has to be a survey of that somewhere, or if someone owned it previously there probably had it surveyed. You can try to check it by contacting people the agency that sold your house or the records office. But thats probably tedious. Well I'll just have to guess how much a survey of your house would be, but where I live they go around for 500$. But with that in mind, you can also put up a fence and them not complain that its in their property.

Ritsu has a jeep?

On one hand, regular content is nice. On the other, I expect a big dip in quality since he's now churning out videos for that $30,000+/year from patreon beta bux instead of when he finds himself genuinely interested in something.


Completely legal, but unless you're suffering from inflammation-related pain, it's not going to do anything for you.


Gross, that's not even airsoft-tier. Replace that shit with a cheap Crossfire II.

either way, don't read the comic

Oh, you can go fuck right off.

It's shit like this why your family speaks poorly of you.

It came unattached I think I talked the guy into throwing it in as part of the deal so that he could get a definite sale. Definitely knew it was base ass option but I will definitely consider the CF II now that you mention it

My mum gave me hers years ago.


Stop stealing my tax dollars.


You bought an elite militarized high caliber assault sniper, these weapons of war have no place on our streets.


Mines not so bad when I try at least. Maybe 1 or 2 corrections per post if I'm sloppy.

Jesus, I didn't know there were people who tried that. Was it fun?

I type pretty fast and haphazardly but most days if I'm not dead from the neck up I type pretty well. It's only really a problem if my hands get misplaced somehow, like if I go too far to the left because then they're out of position until I stop and manually look down and such.

So being pure?

I guess so

I was quoting that shitty Jeep Ad
HAHAHAH What a fag

Your a litteral fag.


What are you going to do if i don't?

I'm not exactly a genius about them or anything, I'm just investing in companies that consistently pay dividends. My friend who is really into this stuff has been teaching me about short term and option trading as I grow my portfolio.
I'll be expecting a whopping $15 next month from my investments though

The lottery is a scam

top kek
ya some poor rioter is going to be wondering why his friend has a random bloody hole in his shoulder

I hope things get better

They bought the land of my grandpa like 30 years ago and I doubt he has anything about it these days.


Does chest pain count as that?


Do you not got the nub things on your keyboard?


I haven't seen an ad for anything in a very very long time user


Deport you with the rest of the shitskins.

I'll pray for you user.

Oy Vey! are you some kind of racist?

Only on f and j but it's quicker to just look down.

Has anyone here ever made it to the finish line in qwop?

Meh. Am I Being Detained is entertaining at least.

Yeah but what if you won?


Who isn't here?


My keyboard is above me on a table so can't see it really.

thanks user. it's just things to be I'm barley holding control in my life.

That's good I guess though I though you said you watched the Pats win

the commies.

I just prefer to look at the text rather than the keyboard. I type like a dipshit but my teachers could never train me out of it because it's a lot faster for me and I had accuracy problems with their method. Probably going to kill my hands by 30 though.

The whos?


Nope those fags hate FUCKING WHITE MALES.


Are you fucking hunting and pecking?

But aren't they white? (or atleast partially.)

I sometimes like to pretend that all those tens of thousands of games of brood war were played for good reason


press F to pay respects


note taken, is it because the game is simply better?

No, I know where the keys are and I type pretty quickly but I don't really know how to describe it other than like watching two drunken spiders trying to dance. I mostly use my index and middle fingers for keys but the ring fingers get up in there too for a few.

f

Shills did nothing wrong.

Internalized racism


Brood war?


Learn to actually type right. You'll go faster

Patriots

I saw a negro with a hammer and sickle shirt today

I already go plenty fast. Typing "right" is retarded and slow. They spent years trying to drill it into me but I like my way better. When I get tired I just don't really give enough shits to fix my typos until I perk up again.

2D brown is fine, and /fit/ girls are fine, but I'll fucking bully you for wanting to be emasculated you faggot.

You can find them on sale for around $100. Insane bang for your buck, decent glass, holds zero, and truly unconditional (smash that shit with a hammer and they'll send you a new one, no questions asked) lifetime warranty. Shame about the Savage being .223 chambered, since that rules out using the dirt cheap and high quality 5.56 M193 IMI kike ammo at 33¢/rd, but that's still a great poorfag gun.

Probably not, for chest pain or headaches, try acitaminophen instead. I take 2x 500mg Tylenol Extra Strength.

It was, and the tulpa vid was good too, but I think a drop in quality from any youtuber who gets on Patreon is inevitable. The cash incentive always seems to supplant the passion incentive.

SPORTS BALL

SPORTSBALL


Get one of those ergonomic split in half keyboards.


Acetomihnpshpin is killing my liver probably.

I won't since I don't play it.

Is there a Blake Martin in the Patriots? Some NFL player is trying to become an eceleb in dota

Beta commie cucks will never change I suppose.


RWDS when?

Yeah but like what if you did and won?

I'm pretty attached to mine. I'm real picky about my keyboard features and this one checks every box except one. Though a few of the keys are worn out enough that you can't tell what they are, now. The period key and left shift, specifically.

I'll trade you part of my liver once you drink yourself into cirrhosis for one of your kidneys :^)

I choose high velocity small caliber for the cheapness, but also not simply a .22 because I wanted a sneaky bullet that could travel a fair distance esp. with the cheap scope I have.


==hanz get the gas


I read an article a few days ago that there is a rumor circulating that an HD reboot of Brood War is in the works by Blizzard.


Yeah I really lucked out spotting it at a local gun show, zero questions asked, probably one of the better conventions I ever set foot in my entire life. I much prefer this meme to describe the atmosphere:


rn

I know
I gave it an exception for the Super Bowl as Tom Brady is a good guy

I know some nigger with the last name white got the winning touchdown

Soon

muffled innocence in the distance

Like what? A keyboards a keyboard to me tbh


I've had kidney stones remember, you'd still be screwed fam.


But what is brood war?


Thought the super bowl was like 6 months ago?

Hey Huey

Are you detaining me?

switching gears
this is my all time favorite real time strategy game. I primarily mentioned it because the roof korean defending his cigarette shop reminds me of a guy that probably put in at least half his life into a game like this.

Christianity: 1
Atheism: 0

I'd invest a majority of it to keep the money flowing, and live a modest life collecting gunpla and playing vidya
Maybe get a live-in maid/sex slave or something
A majority of lottery winners end up going bankrupt because they live beyond their means

The super bowl was last month, how could you forget?

The last nice keyboard I had broke, unfortunately, and this one has stupid buttons that my hand would slip onto at first.

Did you forget about fedoras?
Atheism: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Christianity: 1

Never played many RTS games before tbh

Only two I played and like are AoE2 and Tzar and thats only because I played them as a lad


What if you only won 1 million?


Time is hard.


Ahh yeah I get it. My desktop keyboard has play and next buttons and its so damn nice since its used mostly for shows and games.

I completely forgot it happened.

I wonder, what do you RTSfags think about C&C Generals? I hate that genre with a passion, but I love me some Generals.


DK4 Professional?

AoE2 is literally Starcraft: Brood War's older twin brother.


I also personally smacked the fuck out of the Generals campaign as well. If there is a Happening involving the need for RTSfags to participate in the continuation of this timeline I would really liek to be consulted for my absolute uncanny knowledge of strategy vs tactics from these games.

I can't fucking sleep. Why can't I sleep? I just want to sleep god damnit.

I listen to a lot of music while I do stuff so those buttons are really handy.

I have no idea what kind it is. Somehow I've amassed a collection of keyboards, and when my last one broke, I dug this one out. One of the legs was broken so I took those metal bits off a binder clip to fix it. Don't remember where I put the actual clip, though.

Can I set up YUGE maps on that an fuck around forever though?


Cut out caffeine.


What kinda music?

I can't. I won't. Caffeine is life.

Varies from day to day. I have a few playlists put together.

Enjoy never sleeping then. Try stopping drinking it like 5-6 hours before bed at least.


Well what genres at least?

idk user I used to fall asleep when I got drunk and now that doesn't even work anymore


These kinds of games have a high customization ceiling with map editors, the thing is it gets really autistic and was the original reason why I wanted to major in computer science but I fucked off of that. mapping is fun but programming scenario triggers can be autistic as fuck all.

Even that varies from playlist to playlist. Lots of blues in most of them though.

try playing a shitty mmo and grind.

$800 000 into investments, $100 000 to my mother, rent a nice apartment, finish my vita game collection and coast until my investments pay off.

We still have cartographers in current year?


Better not be any of that nigger music.

Tera would be perfect because your character will most likely become useless after a few updates forcing you to make a new one to try to keep up.

Nope. I tried to make playlists for my different moods but most ended up being some variation on 'depressed" so now it's pretty much just blues in there.

Wew, she better give good blowjobs for that user.

cartography is important honestly for mapping on happenings and changes in current events geopolitical actions and research. Basically when you see people drawing war maps of Syria for Holla Forums those are done by cartographers.
Not to mention that there are plenty of historical animated maps that try to retell history in the grand scheme of things, providing a new perspective to changes in territories during wartime.

Here's what's gonna happen. I just spent like two hours trying to sleep. Now, I'm gonna spend the next seven or so hours awake, dicking around on my computer, and then sometime in the late morning or early afternoon, I'm gonna crash the fuck out and sleep until 8 or 9 PM and then I'll be kicking myself because I didn't sleep earlier. It's a vicious cycle that I can't seem to break.

RIP user


Makes sense. I was just thinking about like satellite pictures and shit tbh


Do you have a job or school?

Take some sleeping pills.

It's called coon toons you fucking shitlord


ayyyyyy

Can I lose control of I never had it?

I'm a NEET.

That will just give me more problems, won't it?

I'm not dead yet. I haven't had a day that's been quite bad enough to make me push the proverbial button.

Your body naturally produces melatonin, it's just a matter of getting it produced at the right time.

You are too kind user.


Then whys it matter


Not yet

Well I had a coworker at my job who got fired for being a straight alcoholic. He probably had insomniac issues from PTSD, he told me about this sick accident he had from working overtime.


you would be surprised how many people make different data maps that require cartography and even vast historical knowledge. Some of this shit could be propaganda, then again all knowledge is based.

tbh even people who lose controll fall into a habit or schedule of some kind.

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I'd say wait until I turn 30. I'll probably end it then if I still hate myself.

Anyway, bedtime because I'm fugging tired. Later.

Raising kids ain't cheap. And she can retire young if she's smart about it

I just want to play vidya games and do nothing else

Cya user


For such little money as 1 mil, 100k is an insane amount to give away

I have melatonin pills. Those things fuck with my mind somehow. They make me unusually drowsy, but I don't actually fall asleep, and I start having these moments where I doze off but then immediately wake up. I sometimes hear shit, like explosions next to my ear or people shouting my name.

It matters because I want to sleep consistently. I want to sleep consistently because I want to have lucid dreams. I want to have lucid dreams so I can experience brief moments of happiness, so I can feel like I have a reason to live. They say you can do anything in your dreams. Well, I wanna fly, and explore the depths of the ocean, and generally test the limits of my mind.

I've done that before. Luckily I've never hit anyone or got into an accident. Was your coworker intoxicated during his incident? Did he get a DUI? He's still alive, right?

Not if you do it right.

The first mistake most parents make is letting the government know they have a child.

I only ever get close to lucid dreaming from sleeping 12 hours honestly.

you get taxed for having a kid?

It's family. I don't rwally see the problem

You still need to feed, clothe and entertain the little shits. It adds up after 18 orso years

Only if you are white. Gotta subsidize nigger kids somehow.

not a chance
It is simply the origin of human exodus across the planet. It took tens of thousands of years for Caucasoid immigration to begin from the Caucasus but they definitely weren't all niggers in Africa at first. The Negroids became separated from the others because they were likely transformed by their environment over time by staying in Africa as the planet went through global warming during the ice age. Mongoloids were the original peoples to emigrate to the Americas before European colonialism.

How else will you get a birth certificet?
I'd be real hard living without one.

Seriously they tax people having kids

I don't know, I just don't think people in Appalachia living without electricity or permanent roads are spending the average $100k for each kid. They don't give a fuck tbh, probably don't even bother with a birth certificate, all they need is some junior-sized deerskin leggings once the kid learns to walk.

ya he said that all occurred to him before I even met him. He seems like he was an alcoholic because of it, not particularly the cause of the accident. But I didn't really ask. He told it to me like a big fish story.

They could move to commiefornia and pretend they're illegals I guess
But that'd mean having to live there

That brings up another problem. The goverment most likely will know anyway. As spending records and other forms of datamining will definitly give you away.


Somehow I don't think they'll help you.

I laughed

No, of course they don't. In America, your kids can be claimed as dependents up until the age of 18, which means you can write them off as deductions, which can mitigate the amount of money you pay to the IRS or even result in a sizable tax return. However, once they hit the age of adulthood, they can't be claimed anymore, even if they continue to live with you and consume your resources.

Some impoverished people will play the system by having more children so they can continue to receive government assistance, and there are "opportunities" for people who make less than a certain amount of money annually, like the Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program (SNAP, basically food stamps) and government funded housing for the poverty stricken (shit like section 8).

Sounds realistic enough.

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Just call them Niggers

RIP Gaddafi

Nothing a little shoe polish can't fix

Sometimes I wish hotwheels would make an audioboard where you could audio shitpost in a sort of game of telephone where you can append a contribution to the thread, which is just one big audio file everyone can alter.

With that technology, we might be able to make TRS radio the #2 audio shitposters.

Plus blind people might like it.

Hotwheels is dead

Is there a website for blind people

WHAT?

Yeah though Jim is hiding the Truth
He currently uses Hotwheels as a puppet time to time

He died of an acute exposure to normalfaggotry coupled with a lethal meme deficiency.

He's been bitching about imageboard mods being pedos on twitter when he's not on 40 different drugs.

Acute my ass.

Jim using him as a puppet

I thought that just gave you a goiter.

That's one hell of a lie.
Do you think you'll be able to pull it off?

Shawn King can

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Amateur.

You mean Talcum X?

What if someone is using Jim as a puppet

Yee

Like saying you don't browse Holla Forums

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I don't really got a reason to lie.
I'm already suicidal, I might as well be honest and go down in a blaze of glory.

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You planning on livestreaming it in the comfy thread here?

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This should already be common knowladge.
Sense Holla Forums is hosted freely on 2chan servers.

We're all probably being datamined right now.

s-shut up!!

But what if it's Mark

:^)

Wrong. 2ch is not 2chan.

Mark is too retarded to do something like this.

eh shit.

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Don't worry, it's a mistake only uncultured swine make.

But what if it's Shia LeBouf

Too busy losing his mind over a flag.

What if it's Luke Turner

What if it's you?

But what if it's you

I love how Holla Forums handled that HWNDU flag like a legit intelligence agency.


At this point I'm half expecting Trump to hold a press conference to announce he is revoking the CIA's charter and putting Holla Forums in charge.

Praise Kek
Kekism: Infinity
Atheism: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Christianity: 1

Never Underestimate the power of a couple Autists with some time on their hands

But it could be all of us.

It was great.

dead

Why don't you come on down to the board? Please don't, it's even more dead.

How has the shower shitting been

It's a secret.

you can tell me

I can't.

why not

Secret secrets are secret.

plz tell

No.

at least something

Never.

the dragon balls are nothing compared to the chaos emeralds

why not

this

Because I said so. You have to give to receive.

But Obama hasn't been able to defeat them :^)

Obama doesn't have the chaos emeralds anymore

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Trump has them
How do you think he became president

they don't, because Trump's gonna trap them in their simulspace and train their mouths to traverse the tyranny of their own televised brainwashing, which will tear their anuses in twain.

It was meme magic.

Kek is a Chaos God
Maybe he has Emeralds

nigga you can escape chaos control

Who knows.

they can only hide behind scapegoats for so long before the iron shaft of justice is forcibly jammed into their scum hole of villainy and malcontent. you'll see.

Sure. Totally.

Egyptians like Jewellery so probably

somehow I get the feeling that you don't have the utmost confidence in our god emperor trump

I fully expect him to get fucked over at some point tbh