Webm Thread: Working Edition

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He really wants me to play the Dishonored series, but I know that I will never have the same level of satisfaction of trying to achieve this level of fluidity rather than watching it. He's also the only acceptable BR.

Fuck off

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requesting the webm of italian roleplaying in starbound where there's an accordion and spaghetti and meatballs

I know, I didn't think I'd ever use those two words in the same sentence, but his shit is rad.

BOLIEVE
IN BO

Yeah he makes the games look way more fun than they usually are, wish they would have somehow made that chaining more natural to occur.

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Alright. It earns some grudging respect.

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Even the worst of man still has some surprises. Do people realize that's 9/11 in your webm? I checked the comments of the video on YT and they seem oblivious.

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posting some /wooo/ webms

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I LOVE THAT SHOW

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They're too young to have experienced it.

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Yeah, that'd be nice rather than planning everything. I appreciate games that rely on in-the-moment tactical intelligence rather than omnipotent knowledge gained via multiple playthroughs. I enjoyed Hitman 2016 the first time I beat it and can barely touch it now that I understand everything.

Anyways, on your video, it's amazing how much of a difference closing your eyes makes on your sense of where the drone is.

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No more spam, please.

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i'm done now don't worry

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Preach it brother A lot of games have some decent talents but since you can't actually get much better with them it stays kinda stale. That's why source games with all their little tricks you only pick up after a while are so great in my opinion.

I have been looking for some impressive audio stuff, gaymen especially but it's very hard to find and even games like Battlefield that boast with their audio somehow fail to make much more than 3D sound.

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YOU NIGGER MY STOMACH HURTS
I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

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Cool demo, 1998. But check this.

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That's some nice tech… would be shame if something were to happen to it :^)
Are there any notable modern-ish games that put some solid focus on their audio system? It's not like we don't have the horsepower to simulate it pretty good.

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I think R6 Siege has some decent 3D audio. The whole thing can be done just in the processor since the times of Windows Vista, when EAX support was dropped and just became a software thing. With today's processors you don't even need a dedicated soundcard for the 3D stuff, but even a cheapo card can make things sound better than mobo audio.

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What the fuck happened to half the thread?
I refreshed it cause it was slow and now it's missing a ton of posts

The guy who posted half the thread's stuff got banned

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Damn, I wish I could have saved those kirby mashup webms

thread is missing 38 posts

Fagmins

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Nice try

Well my point is not that you can't do it easily in terms of hardware but that there doesn't seem to be a big "audio engine" in use that would allow for a more refined soundscape in a game.

T-thanks

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Wad da fug

Aha! From that one /tg/ thread. Good times.

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Thats gyro zeppeli for you, mister.

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That dog must be part German Shepherd.

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How is it even possible to be THIS bad at a game

because these people hate games

has anybody ever thought of starting a micspam with robotnik's elongated PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRomotion, but then switching to John Cena's theme?

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The occasional John Cena theme is ok like Webm Related
But Robonik's "promotion" is perfect the way it is. shouldn't try to fix what isn't broken

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Just a thought. Maybe I'll toy with it in Audacity when I get home.

Also, in case not enough people saw this already: bye bye thread.

THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE A SIMULATION OF A DECENT ACTOR

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i..y…. TOMMY WISEAU WRITES BETTER SCRIPTS

Jesus christ this was the same shit in ME3.

In Mass Effect 1 and 2 the romances had to be built over time and you would have to go back. In this and 3 wanting to fuck someone is the equivalent of saying hello.

Who wrote this script, a tumblr feminist?

Well… yeah. How's you guess?

I shudder every time I hear normalfags casually mention an image board especially with the -chan suffix. What show is this?

Jesus fucking Christ Bioware just make a goddamn simdate already you stupid hacks. They're cheap, easy, and 2D art will spare us your fuckawful animation.

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I have seen spaghetti greentexts with better writing than this shit,

PEOPLE WILL FUCKING PAY SIXTY AMERICA DOLLARS FOR THIS POORLY MODELED AMATEUR ANIMATED MORONIC WRITING OF A SPACE RPG.

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how can people watch this?

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Holy Fuck. The last I remember seeing him is back when it was the Hardy Boys vs The Dudley Boys vs Edge and Christian. Is his brother still around?

Jeff is still wrestling, last I heard he left TNA and went to ROH.

It makes sense once you learn all the abilities and items.
Before that it's just visual gibberish.

fucking normalfags

Looks like Homeland.

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smh

is this what jontron said to piss off tumblr? i need to start watching him again

Brittany Venti is a God tier troll.

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I heard someone today say they are buying it day one specifically because it looks so bad. They said it would be "The Room" of video games.
It's said, but the average consumer of video games these days… aren't gamers.

gamers r ded

lefties are on life support if losers like jon tron are tired of your bullshit

but then againso are videogames

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I remember the first time I got drunk I was with two friends. One was playing DMC3 and the other brought a bottle of wine. I chugged it. After the alcohol kicked in this cutscene was just starting. The friend that brought the wine was drinking as well, but wasn't familiar with dmc3. I yelled at him to drop whatever he was doing to watch this scene and we saw there laughing but in awe at how fucking crazy it was. After that we went to get Hooters. It was a great night.

while she is a definite qt, she played it incorrectly

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leet ching chong shit man

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Yes, he and Jeff still wrestle. They had a great run in a promotion called TNA Impact starting around April 2016 when Matt introduced his new #BROKEN gimmick. The Final Deletion was fucking amazing. It became so popular with fans that you'd hear "DELETE" chants from WWE crowds. Hardys got even better when Jeff became Brother Nero and rejoined Matt as his tag partner. They had some classic shit like Delete or Decay, The Great War, and Total Nonstop Deletion. Recently they left Impact though, since it has been taken over by retards. Him and Brother Nero now wrestle in Ring Of Honor. They had a great match at the 15th Anniversary ROH PPV, which probably isn't hard to find.

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Anyone able to webm this?

Even Antony have a better writing.

Here you go

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Thank you user, you rock.

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Made this earlier today thanks to an autist throwing a fit in the Planetside 2 threads for the past few days.

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What's better is that he's been a Reddit moderator for 7 years and he's ass blasted he got kicked out for it. This is an earlier thing he did while in the game.

Jesus Christ what a faggot.

How can somebody be so disconnected from reality.

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Self delusion, schizophrenia, some other mental disorder.

He shouldn't drive a car.

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He's just smug that "we're too stupid to be enlightened by his knowledge".

Jesus christ, this is fucking DSP tier
How can someone who sucks at and hates video games so much be a fucking full-time reviewer? I mean goddamn

I went through basic with a guy who managed to load his magazine upside down. That guy was a piece of work. It took us a week to teach him how a combination lock works.

Because video games, and by extension media related to them have become a dumping ground for people who can't make a living anywhere else.

How does this happen?

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Are we ever going to get a more A E S T H E T I C animu than City Hunter ?

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i'm loving this.

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anyone have to sauce to this song?

What's so bad about the Helghast?

Something from Scissor Sisters

It can't come soon enough - Scissor Sisters

I have most of the cutscenes from the game, not sure if it's worth it to make webms for them all though since I need to dub the audio in.

Some people are just really retarded.

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What's the music sauce? I know I've heard it before but I can't place it

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Specifically the Sismic Music remix

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all dubs are objectively worse than the original

bebop especially

MUSIC SAUCE PLOX

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Oh my, this is beautiful!

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best

THEY RELEASED IT FOR THE DS????????

HIGH QUALITY

ALSO HIGH QUALITY

If the original song didn't exist and some Millennial shitstain sung it like this…it'd be Number 1

You're probably right.

Just when I thought I'd been rid of it for good…

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The leading detraction from BotW is the shitty English voice acting. At least I can speak and read French and spare myself of that horror show.

Please tell me that the foreign VAs do a better job

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This game really doesn't like it if you try to hitch a ride

FLACs

Part 1

mirrorcreator.com/files/1MXMME5O/MickGordon_DOOM_27Tracks_FLAC.zip_links

Part 2

mirrorcreator.com/files/XKMTMFUF/MickGordon_DOOM_27Tracks_FLAC.z01_links

the absolute dumpster fire soundtrack was easily one of the worst parts of nudoom

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I love this guy.

This is blowing my fucking eardrums out and I'm not even wearing headphones.
fuck, that got me

postan birb

yeah and your teammates don't like it if you run them over either.

I wish I had a cute birb friend

Me too

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shit, where's this from again?

I think it's a cover of a Kanye West song, not sure though

Well, the super clear and intentional Nazi parallels for one.
Other than that, as the game series goes on you see that they got shit on more than just a little bit by the supposed "Good guys" so I don't fucking know.

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I fucking love this webm, it's so cozy. Glad someone posted it again, because I lost it when I had to system restore my PC.

Likewise, I'm missing the really good webm from Billy & Mandy where Billy calls Grim stupid for not liking a movie

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FUCK

RED ALERT

Normalfags incoming,,,,

Whats up you meme loving fucks

For a second I thought this was real animation.

What anime?

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Damn, you caught me, haha

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everytime

They actually went back and changed this to have a failure state where he will get away if you do absolutely nothing for like 75% of that QTE string in the PS4 port. Probably David Cage getting butthurt that people laughed at this pile of shit.

Why didn't she just mute him? Literally, 10 seconds and she'd never have to hear anything he says again.

My guess is attention or she's an idiot

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Jesus fucking Christ it's so fucking bad. Who thought this was okay?

She could just like leave the match..

see

How many of you haven't seen these?
They're pretty old

LOLIS ARE NOT FOR ROLL

Fuck you man that guy makes great music.

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baka-ga

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For Burgers, this would be like Madden commenting DOTA…
Even as a joke, it is a bit weird.

Just made this one.

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very nice edit you got there

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It seems I always find new things that make me even madder than what I already am.

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don't worry, we'll always have redchanit.

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No feathers around her cuffs. No pattern on her clothing.
4/10 only partially erect.

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song used in that webm

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haven't laughed so intense in a long time
thank you for posting that

Who wrote that shit? normalfags need to get out of gaming.

Attention whores only know how to go wah wah and hope somebody comes to their aid

There is literally no redeeming qualities of an attention whore, most don't even put out these days which is making them a dying breed of women

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I take it you've seen bubblegum crisis 2033/2034?

I forgot what a fucking freak PoS was. At least he leaves a lasting impact I guess.

umm, about that…

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Not all.

Especially back in the day, some dubs were fucking amazing.

I've not been able to chop this fucker down under the 12 mb requirement. I long for the day where we could have 16 mb upload limits.

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Fuck it, i chopped it in two parts.

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Clearly

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Don't forget what brought us here faggots.

Forgot my webm

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