No Mess dEffect thread huh? Have some OC…

Cancer.

At this point part of the marketing is how bad it is. You have tons of people willing to buy it to laugh at the mistakes.
That is successful negative marketing in my view.

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How much does EA pay you for marketing here?

Pebee is kinda hot

As hot as Shrek.

SPOILER THAT SHIT!!!

Why not just play Aurora?

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It seems like Bioware, EA, and the (((games media))) is turning Mass Defect into Gamergate 2.0 by spinning the narrative away from everyone complaining about the incompetent writing/voiceacting/animations and making it out to be people just harassing a female game designer just because she has a vagina.

Nobody told me I could get paid for speaking my mind. Where do I sign up? Anyhow, saying this will probably not flop because it doesn't have any competitors isn't exactly stellar praise, just an observation. I wish CDProjekt or Obsidian would make a big space adventure RPG kind of thing but they won't. If you're into this niche you pretty much have no alternatives. There's not even cheap indies in this genre.

Peepoo is fucking gruesome

Hello…. what's this?

is that seriously the character's name? it sounds like some infantile gibberish.

SOME

Of all the big bioware games this by far has the most potential to flop considering that a ton of people and sites are ripping into for poor animation and bad gameplay
I suspect It'll probably be like DAI where EA refuses to release sales numbers

Entirely different genre, love the game though.

Is she our Maisie?

So glad i didnt waste my money on this shit stain of a game

Fuck off Holla Forums.

well, I might fap to her if the SFM porn comes out good

Does anybody have that sequence where Avina states the "current year"?

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I've been laughing at these Mass Effect threads while playing Aurora and it's scratched both my itches pretty well.

That's actually an improvement.

Maybe if you're into failed ogre/raccoon crossbreeds, and even that's a fucking huge maybe.

So did the ending get leaked yet?

Aurora.
An actual game about spess exploration.

aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php?topic=1830.0
aurorawiki.pentarch.org/index.php?title=Tutorials

100% pure gameplay 0% graphics.

That Salerians lisp bothers me so much. All The voice actors sound like shit. Humans all trying to be quirky and laid back cool guy, then the Asahi with the English accent .

Neat, thanks for the links, think I'll try it out.

It's an endurance test for your retinas.

I'm not sure it really matters. The two things that I think will be interesting to see are if the trial thing was a huge mistake on EA's part and will diminish day1 sales and if pandering to landwhales instead of dudebros will have a noticeable impact. The fact that people can experience the early access state of the game for themselves should be interesting as it's basically a paid demo and AAA games don't get those anymore but always try to sell a pig in a poke these days.

No Night Mode for it?

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We need new clips. I'm getting bored of these.

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It takes the settings of your desktop i think.

Only Starflight can scratch my space itch.

SOMEBODY

WUZ

TOLD

She looks too much like an ogre.

Well why don't you watch all the others in the thread then, like the top one I made an hour or so ago.

I have. I guess I just want new footage to laugh at.

Just buy the game when it comes out!

I'll get the crack If it doesn't give my computer AIDS

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Haha, he's actually going to pirate it.
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I screencapped this months ago when people only had the early trailers to mock. I'm looking forward to seeing if it turned out to be accurate or not.

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That hillary video should have the "assuming control" voice when hilldog starts to collapse.

I don't know much about computers and was just farming soundclips off free sites. Anyway have a clip I found on here 4d space pythagoras dialouge from Bioware…

N…Nevermind…

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ONCE

Hey this is a nazi-free board friend :^)

one imp is enough Holla Forums you dont need a blue space one

Like fucking clockwork.

(underchecked dubs)
More like TORtanitic 2.0.

Here on official business. We heard there were kikes shilling a bullshit marxist game with terrible fucking everything.

Love how the marketing has descended into we admit everything is shit in the game but the multiplayer might be fun and you should buy this game just to spite gamergators

What I want to know is why he's wearing those long rubber gloves, is he birthing a calf or something?

what the fuck bioshit, why did you have to fuck up my sexy blue space sluts?

modders will save her, maybe
but right now she has a weird face

WEW

hey, they have fleshy cornrows so they aren't really bald.

At least your still have your characters.
Bioshit completely removed the Geth from the new game.

Gas chambers are this way.

At this rate I'll have to setup a Spergface folder.

Seriously, EA just cannibalise Bioware for spare parts. Nobody will miss them.

Here's a fresh webm

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The Asari became canonically uglier so as to allure triggered feminists to breed with.

Seriously what is this shit?

Sweet digits and pertinent point.

Doesn't her personality writeup basically state she has autism?

wew

>>>/cyka/

This is like the presets for Fallout 3 where you go through them and nothing looks human

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You mean 2chan? 2ch doesn't have images.

None of them are human because none of them are white.

But honestly, Andromeda's faces are much worse than FO3's. FO3's faces just looked shitty, but these ones look like straight-up abominations. And FO3 actually had presets for white characters, even if their engine made is so white people either look orange or sickly ghostly pale.

The voice inside your head SAM is your mother who has captured the memories of your father before he died.
You go through the game only to realise it's an illusion (hence the stilted dialouge and bad animation) and have to finally have sex with your frozen space twin while the mother and father in your head watch.
Through immaculate conception you create the big bang that explodes out into the galaxy and resets the universe.

Then it's good that I already get my space exploration fix from Space Engine and ED. I know I can just avoid ME and Nu male like the plague and I wont miss a thing.

i want to put her in a snuff film.
something about that goofy fucking face makes me incredibly fucking angry

Someone should rip the model and whip up an SFM version of Facial Abuse.

This thing is such a mess I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I'm reminded of vid-related every time I see/hear Sarah Ryder.

F

The sad and funny part is, if she were attractive that would happen regardless. But since she looks like an Oblivion character with facial animations from a PS1 game, no one will bother.

DO IT!

The more material, the better.

I made that webm about an hour or so ago, how much newer can you get?

If you want more footage to laugh at do us all a favor look though the new clips and make some webms, gifs or pictures to take down this rotten festering corpse of a company.

>>>/newfag/

HAHAHAHA
Jokes on you the older ME's used the Unreal engine. Mass Effect Andromeda uses the Frostbite Engine as far as I know. The Frostbite engine was specifically designed to prevent modding by rough compiling and encrypting assets.

Can you name me a game which uses the Frostbite engine that you can make mods for?
Thought so.

Out of the 5 years it took to make this game, how much time was spent on this scene alone?

BF3 had SweetFX but it was banned from multiplayer and only altered the colors.

Another fresh webm, this time: the maleRyder presets.

it was actually discovered on a floppy disc in some guy's attic.

The most glaring thing for me other than the robotic facial animations, is he fucking makeup. Clearly designed by some tumblr turbo dyke.

anyone got the webm of the ship engineer romance that sounds like a poop edit

So what you are saying is that bioware is ded

Reminds me a of HL2 npc in gmod.

theyve been dead for a while now

Everyone looks more robotic than a Bethesda game. That's seriously impressive

They've been dead for a very long time now. What we see these days is akin to Weekend at Bernie's.

I think Oblivion actually had better looking characters.

Is it just me that I have grown quite fond of the female Ryder and her rubber comedy faces. Not that I'd play the game but if I did I would for the first time ever play as a female just for her goofy face.

Look at how off those eyes are

Yeah I think Mass effect looks so bad is because funding was cut because their shit hasn't been selling. I can see this going out like saboteur where the game comes out then the studio is shut down shortly after.

Didn't work in the last couple threads, won't work here either.
I hope E at least pays yxou for trying, and you're not doing it for free to cover your guilt ridden ass for buying this piece of shit.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.

It is, bioware is getting merged with a couple other failing EA devs

And I though retard happy smiles in oblivion could not be better than anything.

Exactly. To fuck up this bad you need to really try to fuck up, you cant do it accidentally.

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I can't wait for the ending to come.

Saboteur was actually a good game, though.
Pandemic went all out on that french girl titty bounce.

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Russians are leaking a lot of gameplay footage but they can't into webms so will need to fix them. In meantime have some Massed Deffect.

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I'm surprised no one has "leaked" it yet.

That's probably just shaders through the DX drivers not touching the game engine to much. I've never heard of even a texture change being possible in the Frostbite engine, way to much cryptography and stenography.

Pretty much, but even worse is that the Frostbite Engine has built-in obsolescence from the BF3 leaks. In a few decades from now the game won't even run and will be an impossible safe to crack, the culture will forget it and move on.

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When you exist before everyone else spawns

Got a link I would love this shit. My theory was bioware Canada would essentially be shit down but the Texas studio would just be absorbed into ea proper because apparently tortanic is making money somehow.

Do you mean ME:A, BioWare, the game industry, or just everything in general?

If you're talking about the gay engineer theirs clips up at the top of the thread, if you man the pilot then here it is…

youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

Stay away from my chromosomes.

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It ends with Bioware buried next to Westwood.

which one of you did this?

ME:A, I want to spoil the ending.

me

All me tbh

She looks kind of hot in the 5th pic

http ://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bioware-maxis-ea-mobile-more-brought-together-form-ea-worldwide-studios-1581337

Probably true on this, IIRC Bioware is basically going to be making assets on Frostbite for other EA devs from now on

The fact that some of the lead devs on MEA left Bioware after their part was done does send up some red flags that EA is gonna give them the axe

Everything about it is a type of awful that i find to be very "in your face" i've seen shitty steam greenlight games that were terrible but it's expected to be terrible so it isn't shockingly bad…. but this is insane, "DURR MY FACE IS TIRED" is the only thing i could decipher from the dialog, The face models look like a more retarded version of Oblivions character editor

I can't even make a joke about this shit anymore.
If it's not intentionally made to be utter shit, I guess EA got the next best college graduate they could find to keep the costs down, bonus points if they could use them as token "insertgender/race/skincolor".

Aussie, Cunt.

She types the same way I do when I try to sound like a bitch

I once put a cooker in for a guy who was a taxi driver and he had the guy who made this in his cab once he said he was a bad tipper and smelt of a dusty loft.

a friend of mine made a remark the other day about Bioware intentionally making their female characters look like shit. Something about how roughly 45% of the ME3 and DA:I player base was female, so they make their female characters look so ugly so the female player base doesn't feel threatened.

This is all in the wake of them being targeted by literally who's for having soggy knees.

Didn't they make mods for Dragon Age Inquisition?

I remember seeing that disarm animation and thinking that'd be the worst of the game right there.

Shit now it doesn't even make top ten.

Do you think we'll ever get the actual sales numbers when this shit flops? Or will it be "Our biggest launch ever! We shipped [this many] units! People have played over [this many] hours!"

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You will never hear about it if it flops. This is the flagship for equality in games after all.

yeah you just have to play it as a comedy game

EA didn't release any for DA:I, seeing how hard this one shits the bad, all you'll hear is shit like "best launch to date", or "most players online" without any concrete numbers.

It's in french, idiot

They will bury this shit until the stench of its rotting corpse can't be ignored, but by that time EA would have already given them the ol' yella treatment.

Spanish lisp is pretty funny.

If this was any other company they would've announced that cunts unemployment. Instead they deflect their role in the game entirely. Bioware themselves just acknowledged they are aware of how badly they fucked up

Judging from all the negative attention that normalfags are giving, it seems like a lot of them will steer clear. Most likely because its the popular in thing to do after Nu Males Sky.

I dunno, most of this game has the "we are way way past deadline and EA is pissed" stench to it.

and Polygon or Kotaku's subtitle: "take that, haters!"

Yes.

I know, Fagguette. I was being an ass.

From the sounds of it that lady was hired then she got fired before all this stuff happened. So this probably was her fault but they realized too late. However bioware isn't going to pass up a chance of being the victim.

for the record it's a parody no real spanish vas. Not that spaniard vas are much better

Mate, I'm afraid to tell you that /nu/v is all over this shit. Did you miss the ASSFAGGOTS generals? Don't you find it strange that everyone was shitting on Fallout 4, yet mysteriously now they all but confirm having played it all to the end?

Just a hint for you. Look for the nostalgic comments, about the good times spent on ME1 and 2 before the franchise went to shit. Those are the suckers that are going to buy the game. By next year when you ask about ME:A, 50% of anons here will be able to tell you exactly which parts of the game sucked and why, confirming they played it.

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That would explain the facial animations, lighting, textures, models, and lifeless VA. But not the core design of the characters. There's literally an ugly dyke bitch with half her head shaved. That shit is clearly intentional, I think there's a bit more going on than most realise.

Shoo shoo you lying defeatist goblin

BODY

Well at least the lewd non-ogre Asari's are still around.

ONCE

Playing a game is not equal to buying a game your tremendous faggot.
I played Fallout 4, but I didn't fucking buy it.
I also never finished it because it was just pure fucking shit.

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WE

WUZ

SPESS HOMBRES

TRULY THE PINNACLE OF WOMEN'S WRITING
A game made by women their bitch boys, for women they don't play games.

There are two models. The one they fucked up and the original that was too pretty so they scrapped it.

Why would any company be anti-modding? It's basically free content that broadens the appeal of the game.

total asscancer was streaming this, but had to shut it down due to performance issues.

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NO WHITES

Got any theories?

that seems to happen a lot to him.

Could be done so people cannot extract assets and use them in other projects (remake, etc.)
Could also be done as a PR move, thinking that messing with their game could have a negative impact on the image of their brand (think of a lazy NES rom hack where all characters would be stripped naked and where each cloud is a dick)

No shit, this fucking game requires 16gb ram and a good GPU to break 30 fps on 1080, god knows what you need to run it at 60 or even higher than 1080

TRY 600

How? That lack of asshole had to stop talking about performance because he has a Psycho future pc forged from children's souls and the anti life equation. Is it THAT poorly optimized?

Another possible reason: they want to prevent people from creating free content, because it could harm the sales of their DLCs.

What the fuck?
That had better be for fucking ultra graphic settings.

Oy Vey! You mean 6 Million…

TOLD ME
DA WORLDA IS MACARONI

What a fucking cuck. I bet you played Undertale because you separate gameplay from politics.

Anyway, thanks for proving me right. Nu/v/ is actually playing this abortion, just like all other normalfags, and later it will feign superiority calling it shit.

YOU ARE WHAT YOU PLAY

This, also downloadmoreram.com/ lol u mad buyfags?

This.

If it's trash, let it be trash and ignore it completely.

Honestly if they made the game with a cheesy telenovella vibe I think it would do a lot better

yes. He was in an open area with the/a sun visible and was experiencing significant FPS drops. Dropped it down to low but still had fps drops when looking at the sun so he just gave up.
i can't wait for the salt farming from this game

Standard SJW agenda pushing imo. Make the women as unattractive as possible otherwise its rape/misogyny.

How the fuck is TORtanic making money? Isn't that the game that united Holla Forums in universal schadenfreude? The one that cost 300 million US dollars to make? The one that soon after went free to play?

How the FUCK did that make anywhere near its budget back?

Its making money, I havent seen anyone claim its making them loads of money.

How many layers of irony is that Salarian operating on?

The Force Awakens revitalized interest in everything Star Wars. Even the new Battlefront is being played.

only 150m, and its making it through microtransactions. You don't need a huge player base to make truckloads of cash

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I only heard about this game happening last week, since then it's gone from "*might* pirate it." has turned into a firm "Fuck no".

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That Salarian dude is unironically the best character in the whole game. Fite me irl.

I knew it was an upcoming game, but I didn't realize it was releasing so soon. I would never have given EA and the Bioshit SJeWs a dime, but I was considering pirating it just because I'm bored and like scifi and have a morbid curiosity about how badly they could fuck up the ME universe now.

But after this shit, fuck no. I'll probably just go on wiki and get a quick rundown of the plot instead.

No disagreements there. He's like a guy in the matrix who's starting to become self-aware and realize what a hell hole he's living in.

Old Holla Forums: hates on all shit games
Nu Holla Forums: hates on all shit games… as they play them

It never fucking ends

Part of the problem is newfaggotry, but also the fact that quality has continued to slide further and further down the shitter, to the point where you pretty much have to play the shit games anyway.

With each passing year, the number of decent titles that release becomes fewer and fewer.

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On the bright side, as games get worse and worse, older games that looked merely average suddenly seem a lot better.

wow big surprise

This is true

It's what happens when everything has become so stagnant and shit that previous shit is not so shitty anymore

I fully intend on playing this trash heap once the crack is released and laughing the entire time at the godawful husk of a game that it is. As long as you're not actually giving your money to the developer, who gives a shit?

Hey, I really appreciated Oblivion after playing Skyrim. I hated it when I was 14 and it's still a piece of shit now, but at least there's some cool mods to bullshit around with.

This game is so shit even Zerohedge is writing stories about it. The whole thing read like a /v post.

That's true, and it scares the shit out of me. Look at how people are talking about the fucking Halo games. You know, the games that we had a universal consensus about as being the games that caused the downfall and casualization of FPS games? People now speak highly of that fucking game, just because the newer ones are even worse than the original Halos.

I guarantee you that after Andromeda releases, you'll suddenly start seeing threads where people talk about how ME3 is criminally underrated and actually a good game.

It's the same guy every thread posting what essentially amounts to "SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM" while using characteristically large amounts of ellipses. Surprised he hasn't tried to start another Trump derail yet.

Your dreamworld must be a nice place to live, user. The casualization started before that.

Anyone got a pirate for ME1?

This reads like Holla Forums trying to be Holla Forums, but I think it might be legitimate.
Playing shit games has no impact on anything, other than harming your feelings apparently.
Idiots like this aka people who think shit games are good are products of their own shit tastes, or most likely only having experience with more modern games and in their eyes something that is just mediocre looks like shined gold.
I like playing bad games every once in a while just as I like to watch bad movies, its fun to laugh at how bad something.

It also allows you to have perspective into what people are playing, and what people think is good.

fucking casual.
Super mario 64 was the beginning of the end. Gone are the days of Stormcloud and Decrepit Keep 2.

oh come on now. Holla Forums used to bullycide anyone who would even hint a shred of positivity towards this game. But now you go on 4/v/ and you'll see unironic halo nostalgia threads for H1-3

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But at least that autist gets the D, Sara/Ryder get the boot

Boy, EA must be getting desperate.

Every time I shitpost about Holla Forums's playing shitty games, hoping for a
FUCK NO

Instead every time a cuck shows up, defending his shit games because it's his right as a special snowflake to play anything. This has become casual central with swearing control off.

Yes, I'm a payed shilled telling people to pirate games. Genius strategy really.

I never defended the game itself, I quite clearly stated its abysmal shit.

You fucking niggers are retarded.

Top kek. It's funny if you can clearly understand what they're saying.

France, Germany, Israel, Syria… if it's not AMERICA it's just another form of Mexico for all I care.

I know ME3's is completely batshit retarded and makes no sense, but even IF you just accept their narrative about the reapers… it completely contradicts everything about Andromeda. They can't even keep their own shitty narrative straight.

Video relevant. It's the car crash that just keeps on giving.

Git gud

I don't see how it's contradicting. The reapers were a logic flaw in the AI gone horribly wrong.
It doesn't necessarily mean the bug will repeat everytime. The reapers were exclusive to the Milky Way.

How stupid can anons be?

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Is that what that fucking was? Holy shit. Fuck Leafghanistan.

Hepler please leave

Eat shit, niglet. Go back to wherever you and the other metaposting shitposters came from today.

youtube.com/watch?v=AyvRPW1xSVs

Seams like combat drops balls as well there is no saving for this shit

Where is the Heplenburg nowadays ?

Of course the writing is shit, I meant if we take the writing at face value.

Wasn't it written as Helper?

How could this combat even be made fun in the first place?

Holla Forums should write a letter to Mac Walters.

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Lets do it. 1 word at a time

Dear Ms. Helper:

Hitler

Another one. Andromeda team doesnt know how the ME lore works either.

cuck

Sincerely,

make it hard, as in, shots will fuck you and the enemy up. If you're sprinting, you can't shoot for shit, and switching cover is dangerous. Smoke grenades, suppression. Basically Brothers in Arms. You need your teammates to pull their weight, and to push forward.
Of course that's shit all over the casuls.

Watch how the crewmen spawn in on the protagonist and trap him in place.

You have to go back.

But that's euro spanish not beaner.

How?

Just send them back to mexico and let them sort them out.

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What the fuck is this thing?

People gonna miss Shepard so damn much.

I'd miss the big stupid jellyfish more.

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Current Year.

Think of Dwarf Fortress, but crank the autism up to 300% and add in a dash of EVE Online/

Sad thing is that would probably be a better ending than what they actually came up with.

what gaem is that. in the webm?

Translated to everyone who wants to understand the spanish autism.

We dreamt about finding happiness. Alas, we lost our smile.
"Mr. Ambassador, I don't think you understand the seriousness of this situation. They have stolen the facial expressions from all humans! We could be the next!"
beep beep
"We need to find the thieves and we need a leader. Someone with no expression to lose"

I might smile, or I might not.
You'd never know, I have no expression.
Maybe if you duck you may notice it.

"Oh shit, we're fucked; the cosplayers are comming"
"Who are these guys!?"
"They're NEET cosplayers, Maricarmen"
"Go, go! There's the leader, the facial animations department leader"
"You better not go into the bathroom"
laughter

And I only have a single expression. x2
And I'll fight to the end.
("You scared me, you cunt!")
And I'll fight to the end.

"No! I need this gesture!"
"You won't be putting on any duckfaces on Instagram anymore"

And I only have a single expression. x2
And I'll fight to the end. x2
And I only have a single expression.
I have it here deep inside my pants.
And it's all for you

All seasons start with Jack saving some sort of furry characters' lives only to never appear on the season again

Yeah but the talking dogs didn't have tits.

It's called dark colony

Its exactly like that but you play as accountant and you have to manage every single thing in the universe by hand.

I'd rather tits than not.

Neither does the character in the actual thing

Previous Year.

I admit I haven't watched it because I had no optimism about it, seeing as having any hopes lately have all turned out to be wrong decisions.

Before I forget, someone streamed the ending. It's even worse than we thought.

Nigger I aint watching all that.

It's Biowares fucking C team, they have only made Kinect games and had a hand in the mass effect 3 multiplayer.
They are literally a bunch of amateurs given a billion dollars.

Jesus fuck.

can I get a quick rundown? or at least timestamps of the vital shit?

I really just want to see if Andromeda's ending is going to be as much of a stinker as ME3's

I've watched the 2 episodes released so far and it's good. It has the dark theme but it also still has cartoony humor, the visual design is the same. Akoo (whatever his name is really spelled like) va doesnt sound so good but you could say he does his best impersonation of the original

That's good to hear, I hope it maintains quality. I can live with an okay Aku. It can't be helped so there's not much point in being sore about it.

I'm not sure that's possible, because of context. ME3's ending was a pretentious shit show to cap off an entire trilogy of games and bury the hope of every (reasonable) fan. But who will really give a shit about Andromeda's ending? It would have to be drooling, vomiting, pants-shittingly stupid to make an actual impression.

Pythagoras didn't deserve this.

You sure about that, bioware?

Oh fuck, there'll be more.

Holla Forums moods deleted MAJOR gets on this mass defect thread. fucking check this archive (at the bottom)

the thread was soon anchored and all gets were deleted soon after they were made

archive.is/6GTyN

Probably dlc. I wonder how many anons will pirate this just to see how bad it is.

holy shit was that her first attempt?

You press a button 4 times to kill the evil bad guy while you fight off waves of enemies. The bad guy is related to a spooky lost civilization. After that your character gives a shitty little speech and and even shittier pop song plays over the credits. But wait! There is a post-credits cutscene of another spooky bad guy!

They're all ready setting up the DLC

relevant bit

Total Recall with weird face expressions.

Oh my god.

The final boss is literally defeated by autistic screeching.

-1:45:20

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That was saturday morning evil tier and such a pathetic way to introduce more EXPENSIVE content

Wait, are you saying Andromeda was all a dream?

First time I saw the disarm animation, I didn't even realize she was disarming them. I just thought she pushed the gun down and then raised her own. It wasn't until I saw people talking about it that I actually realized she was supposed to be taking it from the guard.

That's what I was hoping. No. It was GIT TO DA REACTAH.

I thought she was training someone and just going through the motions with a passive participant student or something. Emoting helps but no one taught her how.

actually check out the thread Holla Forums, I'm not joking.

kett try to take control of robot and shit to shit on everyone else shitty female stops him.
another evil kett overwatched it either another game or dlc.
you get to basically have a say in what happens next you can use the remnant tech but without sam your head gets fucked up.
nothing special really you just stop a bad guy from fucking everyones shit up till the next one comes along

MY MAN

My roommate bought Andromeda, I proceeded to tell him how shitty his taste in games is and how he constantly wastes money. He also bought No Man's Sky and liked it.

Shit inside his pillowcase.

It's intentional.

It's part of a massive multi-platform ARG which has MGSV at its centre.

The devs are the ones both producing these Mass Effect memes, and posting them/shitting on their own game, deliberately constructing a kind of self-parody of SJWs.

Reminder that the studios don't actually want to be SJWs, it's forced on them by the alphabets. MEA is intentionally shitty and it's part of a rebellion.

If you try to discuss/investigate this ARG you'll be targeted and ridiculed by shill posters employed by the devs, it's been like that since MGSV launched (this is why MGSV is full of 9/11 memes: information control).

Big bad alien with fleet uses you and your brother to find the meridian and kidnaps your brother, you then plan to use it against him. You end up blowing it up with him inside and apparently all the other aliens disappear and you then elect a krogan as a council member for diversity. The krogan sounds like a eunech
The meridian is supposed to be some kind of super weapon, but heres the thing, you infiltrate the planet before him to try to get to it but he gets to it first, and you blow it up or some shit, killing him too. Oh and you blow it up by pressing a button and autistically screeching.

Gosh I'm having this weird sense of deja vous

Don't. He'll like that too.

I wish I lived in a world as smart as the one you'v envisioned, user.

How would anyone see that creature and decide "I want to look at this for 30 hours"?

Because it's still better than what they look at in the mirror.

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You're probably remembering how the U.N. has Saudi Arabia as the leader for women's rights in their organization.

We need an English version or more salsa

Who are the alternatives?

Based on the subtitles and a guess it's a pretty straight translation. The mustache and the music are the only modifications I think.

Yeah, It's the Spanish version, but it makes the game more tolerable.

I'm not going to try to convince you, it's fruitless because they're using CTR tactics–reminder that publishers hire astroturfers all the time. I'm a dev and have a good source for this information though, so remember this post in the future so that my spirit can told you so

Spanish dubs are great in that you can pretend it's a melodramatic Spanish soap opera and imagine your own overblown dialogue.

If I'm not mistaken, that's the third time you've posted the exact bullshit in 3 consecutive ME:A threads.
Congrats.

The fucking mustaches and taco bell signs are destroying me.

fuck this is bad

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"cryo" is going to save people as the ship crashes. had a good chuckle as she got knocked out of her chair mid speech. almost like one person on the team is self aware.

Jumping in a fridge saved Indiana Jones, so why not

I don't bloody see 'em, capt'n!
get the fuck out of here

he's right though

it has no competitors

no conspiracy here though, it's not like people LOVE space games or anything

Jumping in a fridge will save many sexually confused children from a life of horror. Make sure their mentally ill parents hop in too.

You mean the mediocre combat, huge amounts of aimless wandering through samey locations and talking to uninteresting NPC's to do fetch quests before scanning a planet for 10 minutes to find some materials so you can make your weapons viable? And then you have lots of man on man sex?
The games have always been kinda trash, this was the nugget hiding at the center of all of them, and now it's as ugly outside as it is inside.

ME1 never grabbed me. I'd rather play Anachronox to get some in-game characterization instead of reading an encyclopedia of lore about game models that act just like humans anyway. If I wanted to read lore I'd just keep playing StarTopia.

Ending leaked. Seems really boring.

You're late.

I'm glad OP decided on Outcast last week for the 1 Week 1 Vidya. It snuffed my interest in Zeldo: Unity Asset Dungeons and Lass Effect:Thunderbirds are Go

Got a link or something? That's one jewish scheme, how do you even accomplish that?

Should I buy it now or wait until GOTY edition?

I mean I waited for ME3, and had the ending spoiled for me. I just don't know how Bioware can even begin to top ME3. It had everything for everyone. You had the destroy ending for your COD/NASCAR Joe 6 pack crowd. Control for people a little bit smarter than that. Then for the true intellectuals you had the synthesis ending.

Not only that, but they are finally bringing in characters that are more representative of real women. That settles it, I am going to Gamestop as soon as possible to reserve this game. I can always by the GOTY edition when it comes out. It is important to support hardworking devs.

Ebin pasta, m8.

You meant head of the "human rights" panel…
my bad, men aren't humans in [current_year]
archive.is/kOcOI

(All these big fancy international organizations are doomed to fail, because muh equality is a false prophet. Get real HRW.)

YOU ARE THE SHIT YOU PLAY

Oh good, everybody's favourite humourless scold is on the case…

This song suits the shittiness of this game perfectly.

Someone make webm compilation with this song?

but cliffhanger didnt end with a cliffhanger

The only thing I really like about Mass Effect is this guy. He should have his own game.

Tic Tac Toe is much superior

Nah, maybe ME2 but not ME3, wait until the Andromeda Trillogy ends with a somehow worse ending

Spoiler alert: The final villain is a romance option.

What is wrong on the second image?

What game(s) are the bottom ones in 2014 from?

Cisquisition

You mean Ausfailian.