Meanwhile…

yo

(▼□▼メ)

I got got 20 on GB.
Come on lets do this.

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He doesn't even have hands

Hey Rob you know what are you? Just a dirty son of a WAAAAHHHHHHH

*BANG*

*BANG*

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(ʘ言ʘ╬)

━(◯Δ◯∥)━ン

Namefagging and everything.

god damn it GB you let me down again.

(＋_＋)

In loving memory of GB

"Meanwhile in the Cathedral of Misogyny Holla Forums Holla Forums…"

Great!

I won!

This is nice!

So, GB, do you want to challenge the fastest gun this side of the Mississi-

GB just can't catch a break these days.

Oh no!

That's not good!

Completely unrealistic.

Shes dead lad

GB! You got scuff marks on your bottom.

When was the last time you've been cleaned?

L-lewd!

hownew.ru?

(►˛◄’!)

ｈｅｙ！

ｓｔｏｐ  ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ  ｔｈｅｒｅ！

Things are only going to get lewder, aren't they?

( ˃⌂˂ )

ｂｅｓｉｄｅｓ．

ｙｏｕ  ｈａｖｅ  ｎｏ  ｒｏｏｍ  ｔｏ  ｔａｌｋ．

ROB is a pervert!

I am not sure I am ready for this lad.

ꉂ `o´ )

ｄｕｓｔｙ  ｈａｎｄｓ！

Jeez.

I've been touching controllers with my hands looking like this?

I actually feel ashamed right now.

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dorito dust

This is a bit of a problem for the both of us.

When was the last time we've cleaned ourselves?

…?

Oh hey! It's you!

Glad that you could stop by.

…although I'm sorry me and GB haven't cleaned up yet. It's apparently been awhile, or so we've just found out.

For those who don't know, my name is R.O.B.

That's short for "Robotic Operating Buddy."

Next to me is my gaming friend, Game Boy, or "GB" for short.

r>>12164582
I can already hear carless whisper sax part

Sup

Don't mind us. We'll just watch you wash yourselves.

(¬_¬)

ｉ＇ｍ  ｎｏｔ  ｄｉｒｔｙ．．．

Just assembled that way?

Face it your a dirty girl and you need to be cleaned, same to you ROB.

(checked)

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So yeah, this is a bit embarrassing for the both of us.

It's always important to keep up your hygiene so that you can always be ready to play video games to the best of your ability.

The less focused you are on your appearance and your cleanliness, the more focused you can be on winning or having fun!

…or at least I think so.

You all keep yourselves clean and taken cared of, don't you?

Maybe…

I took a shower yesterday

yo my dude

o-of course.

I am the freshest! Just got out of the shower.

Pretty good user

I just go to a car wash every month

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Just because you asked, I'm going to go take a hot shower.

Ummm, y-yeah… t-totally…

I refuse to start the day without showering
Even if the building was on fire I'd probably go for a turbo shower in like 2 minutes flat
Who the fuck would want to go around being greasy

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Fuck off faggot.

Wasting skills on wasted time, kid

When in doubt, WOP IT OUT

So yeah, cleanliness is more important than you think.

…

…Hold on!

I have an idea!

Why don't you watch us clean each other?

oh christ

ಠ_ಠ

ｅｅｅｅｈ？

Lewd!
continue

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C'mon, GB!

This is the perfect opportunity to show our friends how to properly take care of their video game accessories and consoles.

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Hold on there son.

I saw you spoiler that game last night. Don't think I'll forgive you.

Besides, we'll get cleaned in the process and we'll feel really good.

This is the best way to handle this.

Jesus!

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WELCOME TO R.O.B UNCENSORED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

(｡ì _ í｡)

私は何と思いますか？

私は出展者ではありません。

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Sorry, I don't speak gook.

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So now that GB agreed, let's get started with the basics.

For the best job, you want to ensure that you have a multi-surface cleaner that is safe on plastics.

This will help remove unwanted superficial marks, dirt, and grime.

This is what I prefer.

It's handy and it stays moist when I need it the most.

i'm pretty sure my boyfriend said that right before he fucked me in the ass

Fresh.

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Windex is alcohol based so I wouldn't use it on my LCDs too be honest. I try to go for a non-alcohol based electronics wipe for that

(　＾∇＾)

he's trying to get GB drunk

Is nobody else seeing this faggot's massive amiibo collection

wew

( ﾟoﾟ)

Ｒ．Ｏ．Ｂ．

ｗｈｙ  ａｒｅ  ｙｏｕ  ｇｒａｂｂｉｎｇ  ｍｙ  ｓｌｏｔ？

Are you implying that would somehow be offtopic if they did become a thing?

Get the fuck out newfag, or lurk moar faggot!

LEWD!

Who else is fapping.

In the case of video game consoles, it's always best to remove all cartridges and accessories still connected to the system.

That way you can reach the hard-to-reach areas.

this is getting super lewd

*SCHAK*

Is this how the gameboy micro is made?

Can you stop being so fucking new for 10 seconds.

(●´□`)♡

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My dick shouldn't be this hard

Now don't forget to place all Game Paks in their designated dust protectors.

These things pay for themselves in the long run.

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Oh yeah, you gotta use protection.

People paid money for those?

ROB WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

I'm having feels i don't want to feel.

Now that you have all cartridges and accessories removed, it's now time to ready your cloth for action.

Alright, GB.

Ready to feel all shiny and new?

FOR ACTION

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…uh, GB?

Is there anything wrong?

Not even going to clean your hands before going in there?
Disgusting.

is this loss

it is now

PUT A BIKINI ON GB

DO IT ROB. DO IT.

mindbreak!

(♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

ｆｅｅｌｓｈ

ｗｅａｌ

ｇｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｄ！～

why'd you delete the first one?

If it was vidya roleplay that wouldn't entirely be offtopic tbh. What are you a hotpocket?

Man you fuckin up, focus

She is already mind broken, this is the hottest shit I have fapped to all week.

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Stop making these threads so goddamn late in the night you homo

Wrong tripcode.

but it is vidya, OP is using roleplay to teach the basics of cleaning and maintaining video game hardware and periphery.

*vidya roleplay is very much vidya yes

You are a new fag because you don't know that Rob and GB threads have been on Holla Forums for years.

sage

Get out.

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sage

Just fuck off already and kill yourself, fucking autist.

ROB, it's hard to keep clean when water bills and taxes are so high, especially in Canada. Thanks Trudeau.

can't you go roll around in the snow or something

Shut up Americas hat. California is dry an sheit all them celebrities need that Canadian water now keep paying water taxes!

Sup /woo/?

Now it's very important to clean the face buttons.

This is where the majority of dirt and grime accumulate.

It wouldn't be a ROB thread if it weren't for the autists that insist it doesn't belong on Holla Forums because they say so.

I love you guys.

but those are GB's boobs?

It's important to reeeeeally get in there.

Isn't that right, GB?

oh my

You get out faggot, you are the only one who is shitting on this, go back to half chan.

2lewd

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`(๑ △ ๑)`*

ｙｅｓｈ

ｒ－ｒｏｂ－ｓａｎ．

もっと！

もっと！

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All generals currently up would be marked for deletion if not for hidden rules or the admins not follow the rules as they are written

hi, i like R.O.B. threads too and think they should stay. please do everyone in this thread a favor and fuck off to cuck-chan

I have never fapped so hard in my life, what is wrong with me.

I have to admit, this is strange.

I could tell GB wasn't really all that excited, now GB is really into it.

Nothing makes you feel refreshed and energized like a good cleaning.

This a serious goddamn conversation about how to clean your

GODDAMN VIDYA

how is it not vidya

Now here's where things get awkward.

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CEASE

sage

OH NOOOW THEY GET AWKWARD
FUCK ME MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

If only.

Now, in order to get scuff marks like these off, you have to be vigorous, yet gentle enough to not damage the case.

There!

All better!

We're almost done, GB.

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Here we go lads.

pretty…good

(✿ ◜◒◝ )

気持ちいいいいい~!

And there you have it.

One freshly clean Game Boy.

It's that easy.

now it's R.O.B.'s turn

Now she is going to clean you right, after all you are dirty as well.

be honest, OP
how many times have you blown a steamy load on GB
how hard is it to clean the cummies

(๑´ㅂ`๑)

彼らは私を見てみましょう。

もう気にしない。

why do you think Rob's being so thorough, mate?

dirty girl

Nigger.

! ! ! ! !

ooh behind the scenes shot

I used to cum on my vita, It's pretty hard to clean

why

She is going to enjoy this lads.

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there's no games to put inside it, so you gotta insert SOMETHING

I have no fucking clue, it was an in the moment kinda thing, except it happened multiple times, I didnt have a pc at the time so I used the vita to go online

So normally you cum on the PC?

You aren't the first person to argue all this (these exact same points completely and utterly verbatim no less), you won't be the last, these threads will remain regardless of how much the term "cancer" is thrown around

Now, GB, it's your turn.

You can start with my back and we'll gradually work our way to the front.

*scrub*

*scrub*

hoo boy

I bet rob has a boner she will need to clean like in my Japanese animes.

I don't remember ROB threads being this lewd.

This is nice.

GB is always good at this for some reason.

I don't know where GB learned to clean all that well.

It's been a long time since I had my shoulders worked on. It feels like I've be-

Wait a minute.

What's that?

oh boy

She grabbed his dick

GB isn't using the cloth anymore.

I can feel GB's b-button's on my back.

This is not the proper procedures for cleaning.

GB's going in for the kill

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Oh shit.

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(≖ ‿ ≖)

ｒｅｌａａａｘ～！

Ｉ  ｗａｎｔ  ｔｏ  ｓｈｏｗ  ｙｏｕ  ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ  ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ．

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*slip*

GB where dah transparent casing

holy shit

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…GB, I don't that you should be touching aroun-

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

NO!

NONONONONONO!

GB, STOP IT!

PLEASE, STOP!

This is the lewdest rob thread I have been on yet.

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i don't *think that

was it rape?

She is playing with his joystick.

WHAT'S THE SAFE WORD BITCH

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:: ˓(ᑊᘩᑊ⁎) ::

I don't like it.

…I really wasn't ready for something like that, GB.

You should have warned me first.

I'm confused as to what to feel right now.

Ohshit it is a dark episode pretending to be lewd.

(╯︵╰,)

ｓｏｒｒｙ．．．

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This has gone way beyond what I meant it to.

I need to find something to take my mind off of what just happened…

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Eh?

should be posted at the beginning of every ROB thread

Look at all those games.

They're so unorganized and cluttered.

>tfw I've seen that special chair somewhere on chaturbate

have you considered video games?

Kiss and make up

I know!

I'll reorganize them.

ROB confirmed for having OCD

Was ROB raped?

C'mon, GB. Let's do some more cleaning.

Let's do some spring cleaning.

He's a collector. Its understandable.

Reorganize GB's insides with your dick

dammit I always jump into these threads after the good shit's over.

So, it's been a tenday… is the Switch dead yet?

Care for a postmortem or at least, imagine one coming in 4 years time?

I'm pulling these out of my ass just to imagine things, contain your sperg

There.

Getting closer.

So, now it is confirmed that R.O.B has autism

Now I think this game should be next.

But should I leave it in the box?

If I do, it might get shelf wear.

This might take a moment.

Naturally, I try to keep things so that they look as good as the day I got it.

On the other hand, wear and tear is an expected side-effect of enjoying a video game, so it's a cruel-yet-natural part of owning video games.

If I didn't want wear and tear, my only option would be to not play any video game.

And that's unthinkable.

GB, can you help find where I put Sonic Hero-

rip

DON'T YOU DARE DAMAGE THAT GAME

why is rob such a fag

oh no

METROOOIIIID!!!

HIDE, GB!

Does R.O.B. live in a Nintendo-Only household? He should really expand his horizons.

ROB show us your copy of Command and Conquer for the N64

Since R.O.B is a fag GB got someone else to suck her off

Does R.O.B. live in a Nintendo-Only household? He should really expand his horizons.>>12165524

(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

GB, you're the worst.

Now help me organize these games.

finally we get to see some sucking

GB is confirmed literally invincible to life force drain

Don't worry, GB helps him with that.

Phew.

I'm exhausted.

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It may have taken nearly forever, but I finally got everything looking good and clean around here.

Here!

Take a look.

that fucking coathanger is bothering me

The Amiibo collection has been organized, oriented, and dusted off.

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The Nintendo Switch area has been shaped up.

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And my expanding collection of Nintendo collectible figures has all new poses and looking pretty dynamic.

No wonder you think Val is a cool guy.

ROB you traitor

Plus, me and GB are now clean and smelling like lemon citrus.

Now it's time to reward ourselves for our hard work.

Nothing like a good video game after a hard day's work, huh GB?

Play vidya

this is not the reward I had in mind

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ヽ(　･∀･)ﾉ

ｖｉｄｅｏ  ｇａｍｅｓ  ａｒｅ  ｆｕｎ．

(￣ー￣)

私はお互いに触れることができたらいいと思う。

だけど…

R.O.B.理解できないでしょう。

Why is it blurry?

You said it, GB.

Now, let's go find the rest of those Four Divine Beasts.

youtube.com/watch?v=O6p7OdQRkTc

Next week: R.O.B. and GB prepare themselves for the Splatoon 2 Global Testfire.

I'll take questions.

Why ya always gotta blueball us R.O.Bfag?

Why use le Google Botnet?

Is rob a faggot, or did GB pop a finger in his ass.

1. Do you got links to the last two ROB threads? I missed those because I was away on vacation.
2. What is your most anticipated Switch games for this year and beyond?

Why did you grab the switch? You should know:

It's all in your imagination.

But yeah, that should tide you all over from 2016.

I don't fear the US government because I already work for the US government in one capacity or another.

I just assumed that GB was getting the area around his on-off switch.

Yes. You can find them at 8ch.net/robgb. They're better than this one.

And so far, my most anticipated games are Super Mario Odyssey and Splatoon 2.

Those who don't buy consoles at launch see no value in doing so. I value having hardware as soon as possible from a company that I happen to love.

In short, I did it because I'm a Nintendofag. This is a fact I've never hid.

Also, I haven't had any of the issues seen in the videos. Most of those I know haven't, either.

Are you Sean Spicer?

woah

This is just like when Timmantha got raped.

Spicer is an anime guy not a vidya fag.

Apparently the issues are commonly traced to mishandling on the part of Gamestop staff via secondhand purchase or from scalpers. It's because they're getting Switches previously owned by retards who broke them, whether they meant to or not.

He might be! Consumer cross over.

Holla Forums is always shitttiest shit plebshit

k

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