Hey Mister, how do you make children?

None of your fun is allowed.

Hey mister, what is shitposting?

Dubs are allowed.

Remember to filter the ID of and report self-appointed board guardians who try to dictate what Holla Forums is by shitting up threads they don't like, kids.

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Robots were a mistake

Teleporting and dying anywhere outside of the bunker isn't canon and the swords are just there when you teleport to the bunker for show or lazy programming lets just imagine 2b or 9s picked up one from their room

are you lost?
>>>/4chan/ is that a way , hotpockets and cuckoldry awaits

Almost none of the shit they constantly bitch about is as bad as they are.

Get a load of this retard.

JESUS CHRIST user THIS IS A SJW BOARD

I am going to assume you meant SFW but kek.

Hot

You're delusional if you think Holla Forums doesn't have people trying to dictate what the board is and isn't through shitposting harder than the shitposting they complain about we've always had these people, remember "SAGE IS USED TO EXPRESS DISPLEASURE"?

Robots are how Yoko Taro views internet culture as a lifeless hive mind. Look at those fuckers they're pretty much shitposting just like us until a certain threat forces them to gattai as one to become a meme warrior who gets shit done after leveling up. Notice that their meme warrior look like fags? Yoko Taro much have noted our constant -fag suffix on his many visits to English chans.

I think you're looking into this too deeply, he probably added the robots humping because he thought it was weird.

Robots humping is no different than two anons in a thread saying they want to sex each other up, the real deed is never done just like the robots can only clang. It''s just an "internet gesture," not the real package.

Why is this still up ?

too old

Actually it was just depicting human intentions did you not listen to the story? Machines androids aliens evolved machines they all want to mimic and be human so they do the same things they do

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Because this is a videogame board. Your crying is only making it funny for everyone else.

Eat shit

You're the delusional one because you seem to be under the impression that our BO gives a shit about any of that

Need more comics of 2B. I've got enough lewds for the upcoming dry seasons of nogames.

wut
I get what you're trying to say, but you really fucked up your wording there user

I like the drawing but it's pretty unfunny.

Why do male characters always look like fucking faggots in jap games?

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Because of a certain fanbase. Got to please both sides if you want some sales.

Ban this fag for being underaged

I don't know why you feel like you need to ask that

I like to imagine that there's stashes of images being shared on the machine network and their reason for clanging each other in the desert is because they found "individuality" in mimicking thousands years old porn.

It's a good fucking question since I was hoping for a 'papa' 9S for the western version.

Hey nigger how about you put the name of the video game in your post , and actually try to start a discussion.

Not translated, but 2B is expressing her fears about Skyrim-tier porn mods on the PC port. Voice off-screen is surprised she's so knowledgeable about those sorts of hings.

With trips like that, this is going to happen soon.

What did she mean by this

I need /ss/ lewds!

I'ma need a sauce user

And this too

Because of the jewish androgenization of post-WWII Japan.

I always think the line "I will cull thy numbers" was meant to be "I will call thy numbers" like in those modern parodies of Romeo and Juliet but got lost in translation

Dubs thread is a go.

so what nigger

oh wow where did you save that picture haha

Leave and never come back.

Why? The people who played the game know what game is posted.

so he can properly say how much of a meme non game it is and shitpost harder than anyone else

OP should have posted in the other Nier thread to avoid board sliders

BECOME ASS GODS

It hurts, user.

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What's up with the emil heads in the desert?

Not sure. It's some idolmaster loli by kinnotama.

Remnants of his fallen clones where he stuck inside big machines to fight. I thought they were part of some statue dedicated to Emil but the machine life forms don't build statues and humans were already extinct before the aliens came

the fuck is this thread? USA daytime?

2B OR NOT 2B?

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NOT 2B

Not Peebee, that's for damn sure

Last action hero is a fucking excellent film

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What's really bothering me about this is how the "girl" is reacting before he actually humps her.

Is the PC version fixed yet?

1:58 "I must join them user"
What did it mean by this?

They're probably backed up to the network.

Is it cracked yet?

So how's the actual game? Gameplay and plotwise?

go fuck yourselves

because pap nier is best nier.

kys urself

No.

Just asked if it was cracked, the rest is easy to do.

bummer, I'll have to wait then.

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I never realised how much of faggot the younger Nier looked like.

Thank god the West got Papa nier

Funny you should say that since he was a male prostitute to get medicine for his sister

Stop. :/
It hurts man.

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It means "I must join them soon." There is no deeper meaning than that.

So wait, what do you do if this cannot continue but no one stops?

Prove him wrong then
Please

Who are those cutie fruities?

By destroying all the Seals, of course. You can get lots of children that way.

But user, that method sounds a little grotesque

No one important since they're dead

I'm not into weeb shit but this game does look interesting. Worth a demo?

Where did it go so wrong?

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Swing and a miss

Biggest blunder of all time and dimension. Unbirth yourself.

holy shit man you REALLY fucked up

YOU SUCK

But check mine

I came here to laugh at you.

It's like God wanted to make a joke and it's (you)

I'll never take Jap games seriously

Actually, they're floating.

Not an argument, shlomo. This isn't 4chan. Either prove your mentally ill ideology is correct or buy some rope and wait by your nearest lamppost.

Still stupid because a little girl cannot wield them

That is a lot of brown. Is there any color to this game?

I agree, that user would've never gotten dubs. Now check 'em!

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Nice double-dubs yourself

but she's a robutt, they have more strength than humans.

Hmmmm, well then I guess that's ok. A robot with a small size and sufficient strength can infiltrate spaces and still get things done.

Ok

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Kinda like an ant! Wow you're so smart!

Insert USB in her USB port

She's modeled after a grown woman and is likely 3-4 times stronger than a normal human being because of her synthetic tissues. Not to mention the reality-bending technology they seem to have going on.

I think the real question is, how much time has everyone spent fishing?

kek

It's ironic because in a way the people that force these shit threads or multiple of the same threads instead of sticking to their general are not really any different and they know it because while you may not want the "self-appointed board guardians" those same "guardians" don't want your shit threads forced down their throat.
Same goes for you, you could just as easily stick to your general for [insert your favorite game here]

She's also over 300 pounds in that tight frame, so to all people fantasizing impure thoughts, she would crush you.

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You're describing it like it's a bad thing.

Shitty localization, in japanese version she just says she'll have to join them.

Pretty sure 'user' is some ye olde English meme

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Can't be otherwise or i can't live my ss fantasies

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That's a given user

I want to be the little boy

Pretty sure since I played the japanese version and didn't have to deal with 8-4's bullshit it isn't.

see
Holy Quads protected you.

I would give my everything to protect their smiles really hard.

Those twins are the only thing that can get me emotional without fail, I'm a pretty stone-ass guy otherwise.

people fucking 300lb blobs in real life and thats probably way more dangerous than fucking a 300lb robot with proper proportions

Do you even lift? Even if not, considering an average female weighs about ~135 pounds, 300 is only about double that weight. By your logic everyone who fucks a 300 pound chubby or fat chick should be crushed.

Besides, the pod can lift her up and effectively reduce her weight on you.

P E R F E C T

Do you know what a snowshoe is?

i'm thinking more about how blob-weight might suffocate you or be harder to get off you due to not being able to get a grip on anything

Don't forget suicide.

A fat blob sitting on you is still going to put all it's weight on your frame unless you lie down in a ditch that is exactly as deep as your body. Snowshoes only work on a surface larger than the shoe, they won't magically stop you from crushing a thin pole of snow.

Nope better idea, dance the hang man`s gig ye matey.

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this is confirmed? fuck i'll have to start a new run up soon

In order to unlock it you need to complete Emil's memories side-quest, then find a secret cave and take an item, then find that cave again but as 9S and hacked a locked-chest, fight a lvl 99 superboss, then find and upgrade all weapons in the game to fight the real final superboss.

>i already gave up my save file
time to get back to work..

This game just keeps on giving.

no and that's sort of the point. Every area has basically one color
Desert is brown, forest is green, water is blue and gray, and downtown is this dusty/misty look.

oh and the factory is red

Hey you stupid fucking moron. Idiot piece of shit dropout. Go back to fucking school so you know your proper old english, you worthless piece of subhuman trash. You're a fucking zit on the underbelly of society you stupid mother fucker. I don't expect a goddamn APE like you to understand this but Romeo and Juliet is an old play, where old english was used. 'user' isn't poor localization you stupid son of a bitch, it means 'right away' in old english you dumb, daft cretin.

Fucking kill yourself.

As if anime didn't have human girls do the same. But as we know, it's ok when japs do it.

what did she mean by this?

"I bet you are thinking how much you want to fuck 2B aren't you?"

My fucking god, it's a fantasy setting. Can you shut the fuck up for 2 seconds and enjoy the game?

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Yeah, just like how little girls shouldn't be able to double jump, have a portable fusion reactor, have weapons float on her back, float in mid air by spamming an attack, dash through the air, and rip off a giant robot's arm off and punch it with it.
Not realistic at all.
Fucking garbage game.

Fuck, for that matter, why would any game have double jumps, any weapon that can't be wielded by the user, or flight by any means other than what we have right now. Waaaayyyyy to unrealistic.

oh? what on Holla Forums has been destroyed by video games?

What(or rather who) on Holla Forums hasn't been destroyed by videogames?