Fixing Night in the Woods

How would you have fixed this? What would you have done, and what changes would you have made if you and your team were given four years and 200K plus a deal with a publisher?

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GODDAMNIT

Smother it in it's infancy and not create a net gain in shitty Tumblr pandering "games" that exist in the world.

It doesn't need all that much. One or two more gameplay elements. A proper ending.

Show the socjus critters getting beheaded by isis goat characters.

Oh my god enough. Three discussions already move on play some actual vidya.

I would have modified the kikestarter page to contain pro Trump propaganda and then ran with the money.

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Why Bea?

I'm assuming she would want to investigate what the fuck was going on in that forest after her friend gets shot and dies since police wouldn't give a shit as the cult is infiltrated everywhere.

Simple

Trash it and make a different game. You don't need 200k to make something better than that shit.

I would've made Demon's Tower the actual game.

one thread was enough for this shit

there is no cure for death , only release

Cancel it and thermite all drives containing its source code, fire the sjw furry devs, hire some slavs and make a turn based tactics RPG whose target audience isn't human trash.

nice digits

All slavs can do are shit copies of Heroes 3

Trash the game and make a sequel to Aquaria instead, since one of the devs that made Aquaria worked on this garbage. Yes I'm still mad it ended on a cliffhanger and we never got a sequel.

There's literally no way to fix this. The only way you can even make it "decent" is to scrap most of the characters and completely redo their personalities and the entire plot of the story. And even if you do that then you have add actual game mechanics because the original has absolutely no gameplay at all.

If you need to do all of this just to "fix" the game, then you're better off starting an entirely difference project with the same name.

Wait, the cat is a she?

Kinda kills my interest. This could work as an artsy furry dating sim in a socially acceptable format.

Fucking stop. Threads were funny and now its over. Stop being such a fucking sperg about it.

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I want to fuck Naija

There's no way to fix this trash heap without gutting huge portions of it, namely the writing (especially characters and dialogue, but the plot, pacing, and conflicts are all stupid too.) and gameplay (clunky walking sim with automatic puzzles and unfailable minigames).

At that point you might as well cut the rest of the putrid scraps from the project with the poor optimization, incredibly lazy animation/art style, and the unoriginal premise and start from scratch.

No, user, this is where it gets fun.

I wouldn't have had it made in the first place, and probably would've done a vertical shooter

Shills.

Click post options and limits, and then click "do not bump" to post in this thread or get banned.

Very well, could you in return give me a good vid ripping this game apart? I would love to get a strong non-mainstream review of this thing.

No, the game is genuienly shit, is made by socially retarded SJWs and isn't even a walking simulator, it's just fuckers talking about meaningless things for the whole game with no gameplay.

I don't care if you're shilling this game hard, no amount of shilling will actually make people play this at all, this isn't a game.

People need to stop calling their shitty multi-media art projects games, false advertising for one and sullies genuine titles.

Stop bumping the thread while trying to conceal that you're actually a shill.

My liberal friend thinks this "game" has a good story.

Suck my dick, Holla Forumsigger.

Stop bumping the thread, you fucking shills.

If you want to talk, click post options and limits and check do not bump or be banned.

bump

nice

Seconding these. You'd have to throw out the whole thing and start over. You could carry over some ideas after you fix them up, but the game is rotten to its core. Trash it.

Don’t care.

Try it, sucker!

Holy fuck is this some kind of weird attempt at shilling?
how fucking consistently do you want to talk about this shitty "game"?
OP we all understand that its a shitty game, I don't think there's any miscommunication here, but there's no fucking reason to talk about some worthless hipster tripe THIS much

The worst part is there isn't even any good porn to dump to derail the thread.

I'm not a shill very few people are. You're a tit and you have zero authority about what I do or don't do so you just got this thread bumped again.

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enjoy the permaban.

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So I heard that this was compared to the steaming pile of shit that's Life is Strange. Can someone please elaborate, does something like webm related happen in the game.

I was going to sage, but because you're such a fucking faggot, I'm bumping the thread. It's been 12 hours since the OP, and I'm positive not a single person you're autistically screeching at has been banned.

So shill then. Enjoy the ban. You do know that bans take a little bit until the mods come on, right? Reports have been sent and you're now on the list for not leaving because you're too autistic to let it go.

Fucking childish.

It's comparable to Life In Strange in that it's a walking/talking simulator political propaganda piece entirely focused on hipster pieces of shit that make the nearest trailer park look like educated and kindly people. The writing is arguably even worse than Life Is Strange's, it doesn't have an ending, and it has a pointless Cthulhu twist at the end that amounts to nothing. It's nothing more than characters talking about how great it is to be gay college dropout anarchists.

Sadly, no one accidentally shoots themselves.

Stop bumping shill threads.

How about you read the board log you fucking nigger, mods have been here the entire day.
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So it's a game made by some idiot at antifa then.

yes. There's apparently a scene where a character finds their great-grandfather's WWI helmet, dismisses it as a fascist symbol, and paints a big red letter A on it to stick it to a man that doesn't exist anymore.

that's the automated list, and I just sent the reports because I gave you a chance to quit with ample time to stop to make sure you were shills.

So either leave now and stop shilling in this fake thread or you won't be able to anyway.

Wow, you're right, this is worse than Life is Strange.

Do it nigger, see how successful you are.

You guys don't want the thread to get bumped. Then you know what to do and you know what to dump.

IS ANYONE DOWN TO MAKE A TEXT MOD OF THIS NON-GAME AND FILL IT WITH RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA!?

Like so.

Not worth it.

Only way to make people here shut the fuck up about it.

Why do you keep making threads about this shimmy simulator?

First I'd make a kickstarter for additional """funding.""" After that, remove all political garbage both right and left winged. Completely change the art style and make all the anthro characters hot and then turn in into undertale 2.0

Make it good.

Bea angrily fucks a gagged and bound Mae right after their fight