HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

HEY ALAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

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Ryan Young
Ryan Young

I can't sit like Charlie does, my balls hurt too much. He either has no dick n balls or has mastered the eastern art of sucking your dick into your gut.

John Ross
John Ross

You tilt your hips out and slouch down low. Then your cock and balls lay across the thigh of the leg that has it's foot on the ground. You hook your other leg over your knee and badaboom. It's not comfortable, your lower back hurts after awhile, but your balls aren't crushed.

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

I just tried it and it works, at least I'm not completely crushing my balls now, it needs some practice but thank you for the technique advice.

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

No worries chum. I used to own Adirondack chairs and it's the most comfortable way to sit in them. Normal chairs not so much, they lack the lumbar support.

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Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

Its the AIDS that allows him to do that

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

Yeah well he isn't 300lbs like you.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

I'm only 260

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

I'm 160 lbs, i have large balls and a slightly above average cock, so putting legs together tight like that will crush them. It's simple physics, two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
bazinga

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

I can sit like that no problem with no adjustments, but I have feminine cock and balls.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

Do you resemble pics related perchance?

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Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

Nope. Soyboys tend to have monster cocks because they are subhuman animals.

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

That doesn't make sense, soyboys have baby dicks on account of the soy and zero testosterone. They are devoid of bollocks, ironically though whenever they open their mouths they are full of bollocks.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

True

I was a dyed in the wool drumpfkin, which meant I was fat, nerdy, and had a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, he recommended the only thing he knew would work – Hildawg.

I slammed my penis between two copies of What Happened. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.

I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. Now I run a successful video game review and political commentary channel on youtube, banging my 10/10 journalist wife(her femine penis is bigger than mine, shit is so cash), and most importantly I'm With Her.

Thank you, Hillary Clinton!

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Robert Moore
Robert Moore

Well my nuts are the size of peanuts and I' m no soyboy.

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

Gee, it's almost like the entire point of the aut-white is to project their own failing onto others to protect their fragile male egos…

Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

Alan btfo

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

autist learns how to sit on a taiwanese bird watching forum
Wew

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

I used to make posts explaining basic shit ironically. Then I realized there are people that are just dumb as fuck in this world.

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James Hall
James Hall

They're called idiot savants, people who are advanced in very specific subjects like higher mathematics, but can't function at all when it comes to standard/ basic functions like how to wipe your ass correctly.

Carter White
Carter White

Wait, there is a correct way to wipe your ass?

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Also he demonstrated no particular skill or adeptness. to simply assume he is a savant and not simply an idiot is rather optimistic. I think you are giving him far too much credit.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

Yes, you have to put one foot on the sink.

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

You have to wipe a couple of times while sitting/ squatting to removed the large amount of poo from the anal doorwar, then you stand slightly squatting with one foot raised about a foot high ideally resting on an object of that height, which allows full entry to clean your bumhole and the surrounded area of all particulates of poo.

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

You use a bidet and then have your gf perform analingus.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

anal doorwar

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Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

It's not comfortable, your lower back hurts after awhile, but your balls aren't crushed.
It also looks really gay. I used to bully boys who sat like that in middle school.

What kind of games do you review? What did you think of Kingdom Come: Deliverance? Post some of your videos.

Yeah, but those people aren't here. Only smart people use image boards, Holla Forums especially.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Kingdom come deliverance, delivers (pardon the pun) on the promises of being an authentic medieval simulator in Bohemia, living the life of a peasant, the son of a Blacksmith. You progress through the game in natural fashion, unlike other rpg systems the way you rank up your skills is dependent on using a particular method. For example if you want to get better at using a bow then you have to practice, you can enter tournaments or you can go hunting in the realistically fashioned forests for game.

I will finish off this short albiet concise review by saying the game is priced fairly considering the amount of hours of entertainment you can release from it, my play time is over 100 hours having completed the main quest line although I skipped a lot of side quests in order to do so.
The tagline of Bethesda games is "live another life" however in KCD you truly can live another life, being fully immersed in a historically accurate game, the care and attentiveness the developers poured into is palpable in every quest line, town, village, character and item.

This game is a must purchase for any lover of RPG's.

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Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

Post em.

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

was Alan the original soyboy?

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

trips

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

That was Gunter from friends.

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

Not Samuel Powers
smdh fam, smdh

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

Two and a half men

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