Webm & mp4s

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ok not vidya

Dance!

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HAHA Jokes on you! I don't have doors where i live.

You scared the shit out of me user, but it was pretty funny.

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you fucking cunt the same exact shit happened i thought some fuck was knocking at my window i had to replay the webm to figure it out

You need to go back.

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he tripped on the carpet they laid out for him.

he wouldn't have tripped if he'd just used that carpet like he was supposed to instead of skating around like an idiot.

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Actually he came from the door on another side the Carpet was supposed to have been moved at that point but never was.

imagine that thing sucking your dick.

Theres a severe lack of game webm here

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alright i'll post a few more before I go to sleep.

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/monster/ pls go

you have to go back

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Insert fellatio joke here.

what did he do? try to turn going too fast?

wut

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I dont get why people like his guy his voice so fucking awful

how did he wreck? can you not comprehend?

you have to go back pedro

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I think this faggot propaganda is having the wrong effect, because that gun looks sexy as hell.

Has MS ever made an ad that wasn't pure fucking cringe?

Wipers were on, so he probably lost traction on a corner and hydroplaned.

I appreciate Dunkey's videos because some of the shit he actually pulls in some games is actually entertaining. He's actually not that bad at the games he plays.

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RIP Tai

Never forget

We'll get her back lads

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This could be poignant if it wasn't paced like a 10-second ad.

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Maybe it's because of the sheer amount of man-jaws we've had over the last few years, but those women look absolutely gorgeous.

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Fucking newfags, fuck off.

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Meandraco pls

FUCKING AKAN

nothing wrong with being excited about the SJW era dying

holy shit, what's this off?

AI sure is going to be fun in the coming years.

Is this supposed to make me feel bad or something?

Retarded question: which font are those subtitles usually done in?

seriously?

no

don't count your chickens just yet

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undeservingly good name for such a heap of trash

don't bully phil , he had a hard life

Now I know where I've seen that before.

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shit animation, tbh.
i've seen better from bad furry porn artists.

Those animations are probably older than you.

That doesn't make them any better now, does it?

You're not older than 20 are you?

I meant that they were dealing with technical limitations. There are much easier tools for animating nowadays.

What kind of technical limitation, laziness?

i believe you

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It's made by tiny teams of Nips who practically work for hotpockets.

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wonder how much did they pay that nigger to make his silly act, fuck this is like watching the trailer to horrible B movie

Still the best souls intro

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this is the kino of the souls series :^)

oh look it's like mine only with shittier quality

>GOD

and Holla Forums ate my webm

the first dude is (((father anderson))), he literally hates everything that the (((law))) and (((mainstream media))) tell him to hate.

but he has charisma and luck, so people still pay attention to his bullshit.

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At least those days have passed. For now

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The doctor is the best part of the scene you pleb

which asshole youtuber is this?

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jej

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and these guys developed nier automata? so this yoko taro game is just going to be metal gear revengeance with a paint coat of "nier universe".

not feeling too good about it now.

You still felt good about it after that ?

It's already out user, why not play it and find out?

His YouTube channel is Vash the Shell Bullet. You better be thankful, because that search took 9,000 hours on Jewgle.

no he is not unless they decide to make a spin-off series with him as the protagonist

because im not paying 60 dollars for a denuvo game. no, that is a pirate guarantee.

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Jesus christ those all look awful. Whoever made these clearly has no idea how to balance a flavor profile at all, or the basics of frying or baking, and is just putting random desert shit together to be quirky. God damn it I hate these fucking retards that put 10 times more effort into editing their videos than into actually learning the first thing about cooking.

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calm down /ck/

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When they put bread in that banana mix. Holy shit that was gross.

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I thought Dunkey was a nigger until he showed up in a video once. Still didn’t affect my interest in his presentation and work.

I’ve never understood why people hated Hasselhoff’s musical career if THIS is how well he can sing. It’s not half bad.

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No. Why should we settle for shit food made by idiots? Why should the art of cooking at home be commercialized and artificialized like eating out?

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Okay, these two aren't ABSOLUTE dog shit, but they unnecessarily drizzle shitty chocolate on everything.
CHOCOLATE AND CINNAMON DO NOT BALANCE. THE ICE CREAM CHURRO CUP IS FINE ON ITS OWN BUT HOLY SHIT ENOUGH WITH THE CHOCOLATE.
The stuffed chicken nuggets didn't look bad either but cheese is a guilty pleasure of mine so I'm biased

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Interesting idea but unorthodox at best and gross at worst. These people have an unhealthy banana fetish.

The blue cheese w/cole slaw compliments the wings nicely but not everyone likes blue cheese. Good if you like blue cheese, I guess, cause thats a very strong flavor.
Holy shit the coffee is supposed to compliment the cocoa in the custard, not shoving fucking coffee flavored shit in everything. That defeats the purpose.

Once again with overly sugary bullshit and the banana fetish.
I dig it, but its a basic recipe. The person who makes these videos clearly tries to go for the
effect but most of it is either shit thats already been done or shit that is drowned in too much sweet shit.
Already been done, asian food is subjective but at least rolls are decent.

You got me here you faggot, I love BBQ. Not original though.
Not too familiar with butter chicken but I'm at odds with throwing in that cinnamon stick. That's surely a prevalent flavor.

Okay this is clearly a different video creator but at a point it becomes a tutorial channel rather than a unique recipe channel.
You got me again faggot

These are starting to get bor–

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHH

I'm in love

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That's never gonna get old

I cannot put my finger on where the song is from, even though I recognize it. Game?

Lack lustre compared to the manga

Gotta love those UFC 2 physics

You double nigger his voice is funny as fuck

If you watched his 500k subscriber special, you should clearly know that he is of Puerto Rican descent.

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It's made by Buzzfeed
What do you expect?

Who /henry/ here?

are you alright, user

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I doubt that. That's a fairly recent (like the last 15 years) form of animation.

Here is some basic smut done back in 2007 by a single dude with a fetish for /fit/

Holy fuck this fag sucks at vidya

that guy got paid for playing games, no idea why he got famous in the first place. He is supposedly a good Street Fighter player but even in those games he sucks.

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… thought that was a different batch of files.

No prob, will fix that.

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lol I just now noticed it says lose grade CEC.

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agreed

he is not only alright, he is just fucking right, I bet you don't even care about your food faggot

one of the fire emblem games, i think. Awakening or Fucks.

It's definitely Fucks. No wonder I forgot it. I tried to forget that entire fucking shitpile.

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Fates

Mass effect? so confused as to what its teasing all I saw was MARS as the planet destination

also posting more webms, to keep thread alive

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That's what I said, Fucks

Rekindles my desires for DDR…
This would be a great background vid

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Great song

jesus christ what the fuck did they do to everyones face

I don't even play that serious and I find that depressing as fuck.
They did the equivalent of related, without humor or even a shred of relation to the source material.

I finally took the plunge and watched one of the montages of this asshole playing, or trying to play MGS. I am in total disbelief.

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For shame user.

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I feel ya, mate.

Hrmm… trying an experiment here… lets see what happens.

You gave him a meme answer. I gave him the actual name.

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Hasslehoff actually tried to launch a singing career twice. It was successful in Germany but in the US when he released his singing debut TV special thing, O.J. Simpson did a runner after and all the viewers switched over. The second time something else happened but I can't remember what.

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After reading YouTube comments and comming back to fullchan …

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Still the best one.

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Gripping the knife like a pen makes it way easier, using a hammer grip is the tru way

Stop posting anytime.

a man can only hope

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But it isn't, it's just a relatively small legal girl.

aye

HOW COULD user BETRAY ME?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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No memeing here, but how the fuck do people watch trash like this and not kill themselves out of deep shame?

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I didn't like it either when I was new here, but you get used to it over the years.

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I think because auditory of this anime are lonely NEET.

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I suppose that's not the worst meme to put in a game, at least when everyone forgets it will still be funny since it's such a strange thing to do.
Disarms look cool though. It'll be a shame when the meta inevitably evolves to chivalry levels.

Cringe

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is this that game some autists went make after chivalry fag dev pissed then off?

I don't know the story behind it, someone posted that trailer in a chivalry thread so I turned it into a webm. But to be honest I doubt that it was made by someone who was just pissed off at chivalry devs. That game clearly looks like it was made by people who know what they are doing.

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Each. And. Every. Single source on how to fight with a longsword says, "attack from the strong(right) side". And what does he do? He attacks from the weak side. Can't speak about it as gameplay, but as far as realism goes it's way out there.

Castle looks FUCKING NOICE, though.

The feet are completely out of sync with the upper body and while having that kind of perfect balance is what a swordfighter would fucking love, it just looks weird. None of the parries and blocks look proper in context, the longsword seems to default to this weird low hängen guard where the hands are held up and the point is straight down to the ground. Just extend your hands, close the line of attack and at the same time drive your point into their face. It only looks nice in motion, if you slow it down, you realize how out of place the parries are.

The riding knight should be holding his shield when he's couching that one fucker, no reason for it to be on the back really.

They're also just hitting armor with edged weapons, which is kind of useless. The titledrop Mordhau was awesome, though wholly unnecessary; fucker wasn't even wearing a helmet! I wonder if you can throw all the weapons or if it was just for the joke at the end.

Pirating it for a try when it come out/10

i've heard stories about the webm thread autist before but i never actually expected to post in the same thread as him

Donald Trump is so godly.

People don't want something that sounds good, they want something that feels hip and "to the time"

eh ,he'll do until Hitler comes

And you KNOW if the roles were reversed this would be seen as triggering

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I thought the webm autist had generic webm names like Image_1026.webm and shit. I suppose there could be multiple ones though. There's also the "NOT VIDYA" autist although he seems to have died.

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Anyways have some random ad for an online gambling site that has a catchy song that /wooo/ loves.

it's learning&adapting

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there are people who reached (116) and only stopped because they got banned for flooding. I am just a normal user of this board.

I wouldn't call them funny, but sexy. And roles reverse makes the first one even better. Male on female rape is better than the otherway around. The second one, cum cookies doesn't sound sexy at all.

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But it was treated as troubling in the show.

That sounds so fucking insidious.

Yes, the brief 10 second story of how a lion once opened a car door, so I closed and locked it. It's quite riveting. Don't bother making popcorn, if you blink you'll miss this epic yarn.

I wish I was a weeb so she could trash talk me like that.

I'm sure she'd trash talk you upon request. She might even trash talk you in a targeted way to help you masturbate.

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So you're saying that she's Joaquim Phoenix?

I meant this one. "she's" a large man

Right, I wasn't planning on doing this, but fuck it.

You know what? I've heard you guys say every fucking YouTube girl under the sun is a man. From fucking Rose to Boxxy to Shoe, and even Cracky and Zunechan. Except that we've seen Cracky and Zunechan naked. So go ahead, give us that compelling evidence that this is another trap, because when you just keep saying "oh that's a guy" and then just cut short, it makes you look like a retard. Where's the cock?

gee i wonder why. couldn't maybe be a ploy to get someone to post the nudes? except in this case its really a guy

Do you have the MGS version of this (Whoah ah!)?

Into the trash you go.

My 6 year old nephew comes out with shit like this, however in his case it's simply to cover for the fact that he's not as well co-ordinated as many games require of him yet. This lumpen retard says it because he doesn't understand how hamfisted he is in relation to how uber dexterous he believes himself to be.

You've been visited by the webm archiver and his 3,771 videos posted on h8chan.

wide jaw, deep voice, wig. its a man, come on. but I'll take the boxxy or shoe nudes if you've got them

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There was a webm of him on one of the previous threads in which he says he was not doing anything when you could hear him clearly mashing buttons in the back ground. He sometimes even changes his excuses mid sentence, like he is about to say that he wasn't doing anything when he notices that he is getting thrown so he says that he was actually counter attacking.

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Look at the arms in the ice cream bread video. I guess we don't have to wonder why she's a pig.

That's it? Your compelling evidence is a wide jaw, a "deep voice" and a wig? Kat Von D, Dita Von Teese, Julia Roberts, Chloe Grace Moretz… They all have wide jaws, and deep voices, and they've all worn wigs at one time or another. You are literally retarded.

If she had an Adam's apple, even that wouldn't be conclusive proof, because the Adam's apple has been shown to exist somewhat commonly in women, and likewise, the lack of an Adam's apple is common in men. By your logic, Hotwheels must be a girl. He doesn't wear wigs, he has a high pitched squeaky voice, and he has a small face. TOTALLY A GIRL!

>Not wanting to hug a pig-faced trap

What are you, gay?

Nope.

but hotwheels is a girl. why do you think he left 8ch and moved to the Philippians?

Nigga, I will fucking cut you.

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I wish I had the webm I capped pic related from.
Have an unrelated webm instead.

Jesus christ. You yanks literally put guns on your robots?!

This guys insufferable mole man voice makes his salient points less impactful than they otherwise might be.

How does anybody take them for anything but a thinktank that tries to undermine groups they don't like?

it's all in the mind

It's the face of a man with bad makeup and a pink wig. Hardly something you need red lines in MS Paint to figure out.

but everyone they don't like is obviously evil natsies who killed 666 million jews and you should never forget goy don't you know

Why don't they just do this then? Just have rifles mounted to wheels. Armor wouldn't even be an issue if its dead before 5 feet.

No, I get it. You guys are such ultra fucking faggots that you literally have to sexualize and fetishize every feminine person you see, so you always say "that's a man!" and you will say "that's a man!" unless proof that they're not is given. But the thing is, you have to actually provide the proof that they ARE a man. Burden of proof is on you.

"The face of a man" is a bullshit argument, and I'm not going to play parlance to your cult of faggotry. Go jerk off to Linetrap and shut the fuck up.

One day, someone will give it the proper conversion it deserves.

There's no such thing as female on male rape. The male body has a way of shutting down… or… something. Heard about it from some politician once.

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lol I just now noticed those guns on that bitch. That really seems a bit unfair.

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That may be so, and there may be certain women with a man jaw and and adam's apple, but when those features apply to 99% of trannies, it is not unreasonable for one to assume that a person displaying those features is a tranny. Either way, your waifu is a pink haired, tranny lookin, tryhard internet slut piece of trash that can't put on makeup right and makes anime look good in comparison. Get rekt.

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Remember that it's not racist, because she's Chinese.

But it's in China where the Chinese are the ones with power and privilege, therefore it is, by SJW definition, racist.

Which Dirty Harry is this?

I bet you no SJW would agree with that logic, even though it uses their very own logic against them. Also you should have specifically worded that as Chinese are the ONLY ones with power and privilege and they have a legal system which forbids foreigners from having any form of ownership or power.

Shame on you.

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Here you go lad.

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That's nothing, there was a whole thread of two guys just posting video game music remade with animu. Once they reached the bump limit, they ended the thread by saying "you really had me on the ropes there" and congratulating each other. webmautist has nothing on those fags.

Remind me why this is allowed again?

last thread got locked, guess we are back in here then.
archive.is/89Y7i

I don't know. Why are you saged bumplocked thread, you retard?

he is using his sage as a downvote, he wants us to know that he dislikes something.

guys check out this motherfucker

I had something called an All American Sundae from disneyland once. Chocolate and Vanilla ice cream, drizzled with peanut butter, hot fudge, and whipped cream.

It tasted like nothing. LITERALLY NOTHING AT ALL. My taste buds couldn't even process it.
The vanilla tasted like nothing, the chocolate tasted like nothing, the peanut butter tasted like nothing, and the amount of whipped cream didn't help because it was the first thing you had to eat to get to the bottom of it where the actual ice cream was, so all you could taste was fucking whipped cream which blocked off all sense of taste from your taste buds because it coated them.

The second one, the chocolate banana bread pudding looks fucking horrible as well, it's just throwing these fucking sugary ingredients one after the other, with no regards for taste. Banana bread and chocolate do NOT fucking mix, this looks like a goddamned heart attack without any goddamned taste.

and fried banana with fucking chocolate sauce? Are you fucking mad?

Also Mochi is goddamned rice, pan frying that shit misses the goddamned point of mochi, it's basically supposed to be served with fruit and the entire point of it is that it's a squishy treat, hardening that shit into a waffle is like liquifying chocolate so you can burn it into a fucking cracker.

You can't even sell that as a dessert because of how filling it is.

fucking why

Let me guess, later in the movie he cucks out and teams up with chick being interviewed

They're forced to work together and she is incompetent and gets killed.