THIS WILL BE THE OFFICIAL Holla Forums SINGS THREAD
You can get the lyrics here: songlyrics.com
And the song is in the OP.
You can upload your recording to: picosong.com
Dradogmamixfag saved the day and will be helping us out here.
The deadline will be on April 2nd until midnight.
The song is right here.
You guys actually picked this song, thank you so much, god does exist
Kill yourself with this faggot singing threads.
no u
Please don't say that, sweetie, my cat got run over :(
I had to put her down just a couple days ago and I'm inconsolable.
I'll still mix this and convert it to FLAC for you all.
I'm French, btw.
God, I love sucking smegma covered cocks. They are SO good.
Tripfags don't deserve to be happy, hope that all your loved ones get run over
Come on user, try a bit harder.
Since you dropped your tripcode I'll be happy to sage like you requested
trips and names are redundant when we've got IDs.
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Should have done It aint meme, at least one guy volunteered for it, but I voted for Open your Heart.
people might be burnt out from doing EDF. I'll wait and see how this turns out.
We need to wait for our parents to leave the house :^)
I'll probably be doing my recording tomorrow.
Bump this thread tomorrow or sticky it, plenty of anons still sleeping or working.
I'll be getting mine in on in Monday or Tuesday. Great song pick (I voted for it)
This was the last Holla Forums sings. Be aware
GET TRUCKED VAL
I think most of this comes down to the editor not knowing what the fuck he was doing.
Holy shit, it takes like twenty minutes to sync up voices.
How many of you faggots have even played JSRF? I don't want to sing with a bunch of casuals.
me
Shitty song two people want to sing.
Overrated nostalgia game.
Die OP.
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DDmixfag is helping is with this one. He did vid related, so I'm confident he knows what to do.
wasn't the last one a total fucking shitshow?
Nobody threw out Aisle 10.
I fucking LOVE Scapegoat Wax.
I will be interested in seeing if this trend continues
I didn't like jet set radio. Airblade was better even thought it only had one track in the whole game.
I bet 10 bucks that you have never actually played the game.
Sequel never. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYY
Uhhh, you mean another sequel?
Not to stir shit, but the open world quality of JSRF really killed any of the time based challenge of the game.
In never felt challenged by jsrf. The only thing blocking you from taging was your own ability to navigate the world. You need more.
Look for "Getting up" on ps2. There is also Hover: Revolt of gamers. It's never going to have the exact feel but you can get kinda close.
the time based aradey-ness of JSR i never liked, I thought JSRF was far better without it.
Can I fake my voice?
we gonna get another one of these
So far it looks like we're going to get an instrumental version of the song.
Nah, I'm going to be making sure everything will be around DragDog level or better.
ITT OP the homo gets assmad it aint me won, samefags saying it was rigged, makes a new vote and rigs it in favor of ailes 10 then acts surprised when nobody sings it.
I'll sing this when I get home. You have my word.
Mic is too shitty for this…..
Let's start this shit with mixfag and sisfag
vocaroo.com
we had to get drunk for this
nice, dude. I really dig it.
Well, this confirms I'm tone deaf.
vocaroo.com
There's plenty of breathing to boot!
bueno
Nah trust me, it sounds fine when you have music with it.
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W-wait, THIS is what we ended up choosing? This isn't really a song that lends itself to that 'crowd chant' sort singing. It's cadence is too slippery, and only a few dozen user trying to sing it, even with the power of editing, will still probably sound all over the place. Not to mention we probably won't get that many user interested, since it's a song from a game that probably 4/5th of this board hasn't even played, thus losing a little bit of mass appeal.
I'm still going to participate because duck it, why not, but the song choice does not inspire confidence.
If only it was JSRF that got on steam and not JSR.
Didn't they lose the source code to JSRF or something?
what it never is? It fucking always is my man. I don't see an issue here.
Worse. It's likely subject to a contract with Microsoft.
feels bad, man.
Use a decentralized system, next time. Do a poll to get the list of songs, then take the ones with 8 or more votes, and launch a new contest with that list.
Hell, if you think people will go along, you can even skip the redundant polling phase.
This will help avoid bias, vpn abuse, and the general nonsense that seems to plague the selection process in these threads.
I could try that. It'll be interesting to gauge how many people will sing a song they don't know will get in.
I dunno, I think it might dissuade people from putting in the effort if they think the song they're going to sing isn't going to be chosen.
Have we had a Holla Forums sings for this song yet?
All the lyrics on the internet are fucking wrong. Here's the correct ones: (fixed a few things)
Uh-huh
Ooh, hoo
Yeah, heh
(We need some help on aisle 10)
(Scapegoat Wax)
I see you at my job
(Uh-huh)
You carrying yourself so well
(So well)
I made myself a promise
(What's that?)
Not to get emotional
(Uh-huh)
As I remain stable
(Stable)
I take another glance at you
(At you)
If we were at the disco, whoa-whoa
Then I would have to dance with you
This isn't cool
(Not cool)
And in my lonely eyes
I see myself in elequant strives
(Elequant strives)
In a sharp tuxedo
Ego's nothing to her
What-what?
Hello, Allison
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10
(We need some help in aisle 10)
Hello, Allison
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10
Check it out
I see you, about a quarter after nine
(After nine)
You shining the neon sign
Where are you from?
(From)
You floating like an angel at night
Until the light
(Light)
And leave me with this song to write
And now I'm loaded, holding my sack
Yo, wonderin' where she is at
With a line of customers getting mad
They didn't see what I seen
Nuh-uh
The store queen made everything easier
For one fine he
(One fine he)
And in my bloodshot eyes
All I can see is everything's fine
(Everything's fine)
With a turning stomach
Running thoughts through my head
(Come on)
(Hello, Allison)
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10
(We need some help in aisle 10)
(Hello, Allison)
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10
(Ah-ah-aha)
You came in here again
(Wha-what?)
I'm drinking by the copier
(Copier)
I made myself a promise
(Now what was that?)
That I would finally talk to her
(Haha)
As I remain stable
(Stable)
I take another drink for you
(For you)
I set it on the table, whoa-whoa
I'm sure I look a drunken fool
I'm seeing two
(Whoa)
And in my lonely eyes
I see myself in elequant strives
In a sharp tuxedo
Ego's nothing to her
(Wha-wha-wha-what?)
Hello, Allison
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
(Come on, come on)
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10
(We need some help in aisle 10)
Hello, Allison
I wanna hold your hand
(Ah haa)
I haven't been the same man
(Come on, come on)
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10
(We need some help in aisle 10)
(Hello, Allison)
Ah-aisle 10, Ah-aisle 10, Ah-aisle 10
Yeah-heh, yeah-heh, aisle 10
We need some help on aisle 10
(Hello, Allison)
Oh-wooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-ee-yeah, oh ooh-ooh-ooh
(Hello, Allison)
Yeah-eah-eah-yeah-eah-eah-eah
(Hello, Allison)
I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
(Hello, Allison)
Since I saw you comin' in
I saw you comin' in
[autistic screeching]
Hello, Allison
Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-e-yeah, whoa-oh-oh
[autistic screeching]
HELLO ALLISON!!!
You didn't address anything I said though. Are you not a bad enough dude to clear a stage within a time limit?
Where is the challenge in jsrf? Where?
If Holla Forums was ever a hivemind about anything it's that gameplay is more important than exploration and jsrf is pure exploration for the most part. Even tagging is just hold down right trigger.
Is this from a legitimate source or are you going by what you're hearing?
It's lyrics I found on the internet but with what's obviously wrong fixed. If someone has some official source, feel free to post, but I'm fairly certain I got most of it right. At least better than shitty lyrics sites have it.
It's strides you stupid faggot, what is a strive?
It's one fine eve, like evening. Jesus.
You're right about both, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a cunt.
Fixed lyrics:
pastebin.com
You don't make strives. You don't take strives. You strive toward something. Or in the past when referring to someone else you could say he strives toward his goals.
Iron sharpens iron you stupid lazy nigger. I'm sorry you'd rather have the grammer of a dead rat than face criticism. Make the chans arent for you.
The vernacular here has always been playful contempt. We don't call each-other faggots because we're all gay. We call each other faggots to weed out people like you. Faggot.
lol stupid faggot
Yes my small grammar mistake in passing is the same thing as not understanding the logical framework grammar inhabits.
Truly I am the stupid faggot and you are not.
Kek, calm down you faggots
I'm fairly certain it's "Here goes." Like, he's saying "Here goes nothing, I'm gonna go talk to her." Ego doesn't really make sense
I'm also 100% sure it's "Strides"
Yeah that one never made sense to me. I've got
"Here goes, nothing to her"
As in what hes doing is such a big deal to him but she doesn't give a single shit. makes no sense grammatically but no one gives a shit if it rhymes I guess.
It's a more laid back way of saying… Well shit man, I guess you're fucking right. I thought it was a wonky play on the phrase "here goes nothing" and, "nothing to her " that was supposed to flow. I always had it as here goes nothing, to her, but that's clearly not where the pause is, but makes more sense, like dedicating his declaration of free love to her, and him thinking it's a long shot. But that would, again, be if the pauses were in the right place.
you faggots never seize to amaze me.
It's a little important when the entire premise is singing. I can already tell you that it sounds really weird when people say different words at certain parts.
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Y'all picked the wrong song.
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here you go i kinda fucked up at a flow part if you need me to retry let me know mix fag
vs.
S'all good user, nothing a little editting can't fix.
Fair point.
Holla Forums is not one person
but it is, every "person" on this board is literally me, user
you've been fooled this whole time
How far we've come.
how did you add that effect when you were doing the repeating parts of the song?
effect on podfarm
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Woooooowwwww, even cuck/v/ isn't this embarrassing.
SOME FOLK ARE BORN
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Don't worry, I'm here to save the thread, as usual!!
I'm French, btw.
Here's mine.
picosong.com
I'M PURE WHITE
I'LL WIN THE FIGHT
I MASTURBATE CUZ WHITE MAKES RIGHT
I HATE NIGS, JEWS, GIRLS AND CHING-CHONGS
I SLAP MY BAYG DING DONG
I've got something to say to you bitches
Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles
I beat my dick in my underwear
WHILE I FONDLE MY PUBIC HAIR
I hate niggers, jews and spics
I look at Hitler when I beat my dick
Donald Trump's a Jew, he's so disgustin'
Can't whack his dick, he's got no foreskin
Israel has got to go
Launch nuclear bombs, then blow my load
Zoe Quinn can fuckin' die
There's no white women, they're all kikes
Anita Sarkeesian is a fuckin' joke
YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON HER HOOK NOSE
White Power Baby Daddy's up my butt
He'll pump my ass until he nuts
He'll fill me white White Power Jizz
I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH A BITCH
I'M PURE WHITE
I'LL WIN THE FIGHT
I MASTURBATE CUZ WHITE MAKES RIGHT
I HATE NIGS, JEWS, GIRLS AND CHING-CHONGS
I SLAP MY BAYG DING DONG
I don't say big, I say bayg
It's like Michael Bay with a G
Michael Bay's a real G
He's a pure White Nazi
A blond hair blue eyed Aryan
I look at him when I'm masturbatin'
Only White man in Hollywood
I'D SUCK HIS COCK IF I COULD
If I were elected president
I'd murder every nigger and bitch
Women have got to go
And their vaginas? Fuck no!
I'd never even think of fucking one
MY UNDERWEAR CATCHES MY CUM
And know what else? Gays make me sick
Like that Trump reporter who sucks black dick
He sucks more black dick that Zoe Quinn
But he's a Jew and Jews ain't shit
Goes around spreading Jewish lies
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A KIKE?
I'M PURE WHITE
I'LL WIN THE FIGHT
I MASTURBATE CUZ WHITE MAKES RIGHT
I HATE NIGS, JEWS, GIRLS AND CHING-CHONGS
I SLAP MY BAYG DING DONG
Texas should be the nation's capitol
Home of White men who tug their balls
We don't tolerate Mexicans
Fuck those ugly shit shins
They're nasty and they reek of poop
I ALSO HATE THOSE POO IN LOOS
You can suck on this bit of racial truth
If you're not a White man I hate you
Only Whites deserve to live
If you don't like it, fuck your shit
Nigger monkeys are basically apes
They steal and all they do is rape
George Zimmerman is the man
Trayvon's corpse is nasty and rottin'
I jerk off five times every night
I DO IT FOR WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE
I'M PURE WHITE
I'LL WIN THE FIGHT
I MASTURBATE CUZ WHITE MAKES RIGHT
I HATE NIGS, JEWS, GIRLS AND CHING-CHONGS
I SLAP MY BAYG DING DONG
I HATE THE SPICS
I HATE WOPS TOO
AND IF YOU HAVE BREASTS I WILL KILL YOU
I HATE NIGS, JEWS, GIRLS AND CHING-CHONGS
I SLAP MY BAYG DING DONG
No pussy on a pedestal!
I'm White and I masturbate
I'm a Nazi, full of Jew hate
Don't believe what the Jews say
Having sex causes VD and pain
I fight to protect my race!
I tell the truth!
I hate niggers and gays
Spics and limeys
I hate wops and chinks
Anita and Zoe
I play with my balls
Slam kikes against a wall
Because White makes right
Don't trust women at all!
Kick a nigger right in the face
Baby Daddy do me!
I put dead women in the ground!
I don't put the pussy on a pedestal!
I look at Hitler when I jerk it
White Power Baby Daddy is naked (he'll put it up my butt)
Niggers, I've had enough
Of your dumb monkey stuff
I fight to protect my race!
I tell the truth!
I hate spics and gays
Niggers and limeys
I hate wops and chinks
Anita and Zoe
I play with my balls
Slam kikes against a wall
Because White makes right
Don't trust women at all!
Kick a nigger right in the face
Baby Daddy do me!
I put dead women in the ground!
I don't put the pussy on a pedestal!
I jerk my cock till I spurt
(Jews tell lies about the Holocaust and Germany)
My dick's bigger than a damn horse
(I hate Zoe Quinn and my Little Pony)
Masturbating every night
Donald Trump is a fat hook nose kike
Drink German beer, eat bratwurst
I hate pussy
I hate spics and gays
Niggers and limeys
I hate wops and chinks
I wanna kill Zoe
I do not have sex
I jerk my penis
I got a swastika tattoo on my chest!
I play with my balls
Slam kikes against a wall
Because White makes right
Don't trust women at all!
Kick a nigger right in the face
Baby Daddy do me!
I put dead women in the ground!
I don't put the pussy on a pedestal!
I don't put the pussy on a pedestal!
Oh shit..
Guess who jacks?
Whacks his dick
Farber smacks
On his prick
SPLOOOOGE!
Now everyone Heil Hitler
Heil Hitler, Heil Hitler
Now everyone Heil Hitler
Alright Stop!…..whack off time
Now I hate niggers, I'ma fap
Guess who's back with his dick in his hand?
Now I hate gooks and niggers and chinks, I love masturbation
(OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
I rap for all the Nazis and goys
You know I love the White Power Boys
If you live in Texas make some masturbatin noise
Yeah you know I worship Michael
Bay, he is pure Aryan, he is attractive
Masturbation every night
And in the morning cuz it feels so right
I only love my own kind
On my knees suckin dick tastes so fine
I do not fuck filthy whores
Pee-pee up my butthole
Gas the Jews, they got to go
Jews are liars, they're full of shit
And I want to kill the gays
yeah I'm slap my dick
I'ma yank til I shoot from the tip
Now I'm gonna stroke my dick
Jack it quick
Yeah boy shake that prick
And kill a Jew,
Spic, gook, Jew,
Girls are evil, blow your load
Alright now beat it
beat it
(OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
Spics lazy
(OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
Oh Hitler
(OOH-OOH)
Oh Hitler, Hitler
(OOH-OOH)
I hate niggers, gooks and the gays
Zoe Quinn is fuckin ugly
Masturbating until I spray
Hitler's birthday is a holiday
beatin on my wee-wee
Until I'm cumming
White Power Boy Hans just got blown
His cum I am drinkin
All I know is I'm pure Aryan
Cuz I like to touch my pee-pee
Excuse me bitch, You don't know how this work
You inferior to men and I get sick when you twerk
I'ma fuckin punch you in the stomach and burn your hair
Spit on you, I'ma gouge your eyes out
I'm a man and I hate girls
Fuck your kind
Your titties make me wish I was blind
HEY!
German beer is fine
I'm just tryin to rub my rhind
Now I'm gonna stroke my dick
Jack it quick
Yeah boy shake that prick
And kill a Jew,
Kill Zoe Quinn, too,
Girls are evil, blow your load
Alright now beat it
beat it
(OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
Spics lazy
(OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
Oh Hitler
(OOH-OOH)
Oh Hitler, Hitler
(OOH-OOH)
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
Public masturbation, this is fucked up
It's not a law, I know it
The Jews are scheming
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Well I'm sorry, I'm not a hook nose
All I know is this much
I'm a White man
I'm not a chink, a wop or a rape ape
And I like to touch my pee-pee
Now this is the part where I penis pound
It gets real intense, barely makes a sound
Everything looks like it's Nuremberg now
I beat my weiner and I cum on myself
Mein Kampf is fact, really!
Look it's Kevin Strom
You a soldier fightin a battle
A fine ass White man!
The Jews set you up, that's fucked up
Anita Sarkeesian is a liar and she ain't even got titties
Aryans (WHAT?!) Aryans (WHAT?!)
Grab both your nuts and tug on your penis!
Nazis
Skinheads
Klansmen
Gestapo
Racists
Bigots
I'm callin' all Whites
Everyone Heil Hitler
It's your chance for a little White Power
For the White Race is my reason
Just go (OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
Penis squeezin
Now I'm gonna jack my dick
Stroke it quick
Yeah boy whack that prick
And kill a Jew,
Mick, chink, Jew,
Girls are evil, blow your load
Alright now beat it
beat it
(OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
Spics lazy
(OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH)
Oh Hitler
(OOH-OOH)
Oh Hitler, Hitler
(OOH-OOH)
UmMmMmm smack that pee-pee
UmMmMmm smack that pee-pee
Go White boy smack that pee-pee
I don't fuck girls they is icky
We could be singing it aint me but OP chose to fill his mouth with dicks.
As the dedicated mixfag I wouldn't be opposed to mixing It Aint Me if most people want to do that. We can try a test run of the decentralized system suggested. I'll mix both and whichever has the most submissions I'll upload.
I think we might need a month or so from any Holla Forums sings to cool down. The momentum for this one seems pretty much dead, and I'm starting to doubt we'll get enough people to sing any songs at this point.
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
So what you're telling me is, I didn't waste money of booze?
The song doesn't really call me, but i'm giving it a shoot later.
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rebumpin'
not really an entry, more of a relatively higher energy bump
picosong.com
good luck faggots
I like this song too. Favorite from JSRF
It's ego. There's no R sound in the line.
Because he says it like "Hee goes"
I couldn't for the life of me sing the lyrics properly. So here's some autistic screeching. I cut to lyrics I could sing. So feel free to use if you want, but I don't mind if you don't.
vocaroo.com
There's no H sound either.
You're wrong. I understand that Ego kind of works, but the context for "Here Goes" fits more. I can hear the h in his speech too.
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Confidence is pretty much dead in the water after the last one. So to rectify that you need to fix the previous one or do something to ensure said confidence.
I think Holla Forums sings needs to be off table before trying again so people can recover. There's just no way enough singers will contribute at this point.
Aside from just exporting out what we have right now all I can really do is ask people listen to the DragDog mix I made and rest easy knowing that it won't be what the EDF will sound like. I can also tell you right now it doesn't sound too bad, even if we do only have like 4 submissions. Pic related kind of shows that I'm least putting some effort into it.
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I want to end myself
make sure it's slow and painful.
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So we only have like, 5 singers. Do we still want this exported out or extend the deadline a little longer?
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Fuck man i sound awful.
This kind of songs ain't really my thing.
Everyone sounds awful. But as a collective your shitty voice is drowned out into something that isn't too bad.
might as well export it now. I don't see anymore more people participating. it's time to put this horse down.
yo, your singing is great, i'd love you hear you keep this kinda lax/stamper sounding vibe you put out.
EXTEND IT GIMME SOME TIME
I'll export it out tomorrow.
I nominate that we try the suggested method next time instead of a voting system which -always- seems to devolve into people throwing a shitfit and accusing voting fraud.
I say we give it a go.
God dammit I make an effort and I get this shit.
fuck it, here's mine: picosong.com
I mess up a lot so I hope it's mostly salvageable.
Last call. Final edit will be exported out tomorrow sometimes between noon and late evening (PST) depending on how long it'll take to render.
I'm gonna try to get one in tomorrow around middday,
keeping this bumped 'till mixfag is done.
Alright, here it is. Wish more people participated, hopefully next time though.
Well damn. I just now opened Audition to record. How many people total was this?
Five
Shame. It's actually listenable, though. My biggest complaint is that I didn't hear anyone say 4U properly on the response bit.
This came out surprisingly decent for only five singers. Thanks for pulling this shitshow together, mixfag.
You wanna wait a month, and then try again at the start of May? Is there a way to get in touch with you? I can do the voting differently this time. The only caveat is if the OP with medical problems comes back because he might want to take back over.
Yeah I'm down for mixing the next one if people are cool with it. I lurk fairly often so I should see the next thread, but if I don't then just shoot me a message or comment on my youtube.
can do.
We should totally sing this guys :^)
So when is Holla Forums gonna sing Weight of The World?
we'll do voting for the next one at the beginning of May. Nominate the song and see how it does.