Did the same fucking guy design these first two? They look so plastic, blocky and butt ugly. Jesus fucking Christ. When they said spiritual sequel, we didn't mean from the 360 era. Even Anton & Coolpecker look better than these…THINGS.
Why are Yucka and Lele always smiling too? They look happy as shit. That's unrelated to the thread theme, but it just feels so off compared to how their previous mascots, B&K, had a dynamic with each other; third pic. These two on the other hand, always seem to get along, and that bothers the hell out of me.
Hunter Roberts
I think the characters that are more akin to classic Rareware, are the ones from Splatoon. The design is just so intuitive and memorable. I personally think these characters look great and I have an easy time remembering them, meanwhile Yooka-Laylee look like a worse imitation of bad 90's cereal mascot.
Joshua Diaz
One autistic bitching thread wasn't enough ?
Jayden Torres
look at the bedroom eyes in 1st pic kazooie, holy shit she's just screaming to have your dick in her cloaca
Ryder Jenkins
What the fuck are you even talking about? This is the first thread I made today.
Holy fuck, that's hilarious.
Isaac Hall
If you stuck the big goody eyes on the new banjo kazooie, it'd look fine. The issue is fucking all the time Kazooie has fuck me eyes in Nuts and bolts.
Aiden Wilson
They're not totally wrong on the idea that strong, simple geometric shapes are easy on the eyes, it's just playing out in a much worse way in the Nuts 'n' Bolts models. Of any of the things I've seen from Yooka-Laylee, Yooka and Laylee are two of the better-looking models
Jaxon Carter
I think Yooka looks alright, maybe a bit too square on some parts. There's something that bothers me about Lele though, maybe the massive red nose?
John King
Yeah the ratio is way off on that thing. A smaller nose would be more aesthetically pleasing, and I can back that up too, I took art classes.
Kevin Davis
i'm not laughing
Adrian Sanchez
What do you think a cloaca looks like, exactly?
Thomas Bell
The first time I saw Yooka & Laylee I thought their design wasn't good, but their look has really grown on me.
They don't appear to be quite as sassy as Banjo & Kazooie, but it's hard to tell without proper view of the dialogue.
Lincoln Wright
Maybe it is the eyes.
I agree, but even by themselves, they still look very off. I think I haven't had the 'Nuts & Bolts' residue wiped off of me after all these years. Either It's due to them being naked, or it IS the nose as has confirmed. All they need are googly eyes then, or clothes. or a meat shredder to start the character design all over again
I'm laughing even harder now. I hate you. Also, that's a vag, not a cloaca
Xavier Butler
these Shovel Knight cameos need to stop
Leo Wright
its whatever you want it to be for today honey~
Chase Peterson
Jelonzo a cute
Isaiah Gray
it's a ice cream dispenser
Owen Baker
Just whipped this up for you. I'm no professional, but do you think it would look better like this?
Lincoln White
in 2d? possibly not, in 3d absolutely. You can kind of get away with the big nose in 2d.
Liam Ward
Wonderful! I'm glad to see I'm not as batshit crazy after all. I do agree that almost any Rare styled character would look absolutely awful in 2D. Fixed it up a bit Thank you!
Eli Reed
How are any of those designs "intuitive"?
Austin Garcia
Meant to say 'Kindred', actually. The word I said before doesn't even make sense in this situation.
Andrew Campbell
It's alright user, english isn't my first language either.
Jason Torres
but its empty, you gotta put your own ice cream inside first~
Thomas Russell
do you do bubble gum?
Matthew Hill
whats wrong with the gecko and bat designs? looks pretty straight forward to me. if i didnt know everything about vidya, i could be tricked into thinking those were created right along with spyro, gex, crocc, banjo, kazoopie, etc.
Kevin Cruz
Not that, I just rushed it. You know how sometimes you talk faster than you think? That was one of those situations, needed to get the first post up there before someone fucked it up and derailed the thread. The first post almost always makes or breaks the thread.
Urgh. I haven't had bubble gum in YEARS, now I'm craving some hard. I hate you. I wonder if I can slap some googley eyes in this eye cream and make it look like a rare character.
Croc was ugly too
Elijah Brooks
Tildeposting can be hot, but not like this.
Nolan Morris
~
Ian Perry
there we go bb
Juan Carter
BEHOLD. MY NEW CHARACTER. It's name is Boobloo
Wyatt Allen
He looks like the character I posted here
Anthony Young
What the fuck.
Luis Carter
Needs tentacles, and further apart eyes
Ryder Reyes
You'd say that, wouldn't you slut?
Nathan Stewart
Wanna go on an adventure, user?
Alright, after this one.
Carson Bailey
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Landon Powell
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Dominic Reed
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Aiden Richardson
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Nolan Powell
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Jonathan Carter
I can fix that
Brayden Allen
...
Xavier Parker
I'm gunna sue u for stealing that imagine!
Owen Miller
I just wish Yooka was wearing clothes. Animals wearing clothes are funny.
Jackson Howard
and done
Colton Ortiz
Now put googly eyes on it. Ohhhh baby…
Samuel Scott
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Jace Long
i guess she's just genderless abomination now, way to go tumblr!
Elijah Gomez
just imagine it's a anus and it has a micro dick
Ayden Young
no, that has no cloaca, no vagina, no balls, no micropenis or macropenis, it has nothing.
so i'll give you a hyper to compensate the nothing with too much
Dominic Martinez
that's as dumb as saying chickens are genderless, they still have different reproductive organs and their external differences have stark contrast between male and female, which shits all over the "gender is a social construct" bullshit they keep peddling
ask and you shall receive
Adrian Ross
Its perfect.
Liam Stewart
What do you call him?
Jason Ortiz
BUT WAIT
Leo Barnes
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Kevin Cook
Did I do good?
Colton Brown
looks like a nigger
Thomas Sullivan
Do you think he farts when he talks? Haha just kidding.
Logan Young
You got a problem with Shadow the Chameleon and Tumblr Bat faggot?
I do agree though. I can forgive lizard's Shadow the Hedgehog eyeliner, but the bat's gigantic tumblr nose irks the everloving fuck out of me. I never like the giant red noses in Spelunky and I most certainly dont fucking like them here.
While we're on the topic of Kikestarter characters who cameo in fucking everything, what was the story of that one turbo autist who kept paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to stick his shitty boomerang OC in any Kikestarter game possible?
Bentley Hill
Tyrone the anus
Elijah White
tyranus
Carson Carter
wtf I want to bully Yooka now
Easton Scott
haha, that's funny but what do you think it would smell like? just as a joke
David Perry
Is that a female tank top?
Eli Fisher
excuse me did you just assume the shirts gender now?
Colton Ramirez
Cloarice Cloarissa
Also, it gives a whole new meaning to cloacal kiss
Hunter Hughes
Bats have snouts you ignorant fuck.
Kevin Young
Pagies are so fucking bad.
Landon Powell
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Wyatt Cox
Do you need to have an art degree to notice what's a good an bad design? I don't have a problem with any of this. I do however not like designs in steven universe.
Angel Johnson
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Daniel Jackson
Chicken… BREAST
Adam Mitchell
it helps
Ryder Watson
Alright I fixed the designs.
Carter King
Needs a shadman edit
Jonathan Turner
Take the dumb nose off the bat, and give them actual genitals and I'd take it.
Samuel Gray
8/10 i like it? Add feminine penises.
Owen James
Is that bat(Laylee?) a clown?
Robert Kelly
Did the first one
Elijah Jackson
BEST CHARACTER EVER
James Martin
I like some of the monsters. Also, these gems aren't probably canon at all, but like some of them. Namely Hematite and Schorl
Daniel Adams
edgy
Henry Ward
Iolite looks like an anorexic Grungust
Dominic Anderson
?
Hudson Watson
I recognize that dick!
Dominic Morris
No, I just want to fuck them.
Christian Gray
holy shit the tumblr levels here are unmeasurable. the current generation of children and specially girls are fucked.
Brody Scott
Absolutely disgusting.
Christopher Long
Here's some good ones then.
Wyatt Turner
wtf is this
Henry Smith
What a dickhead
Adam Rivera
Some stuff.
Jayden Baker
This isn't even SU related man. People really like to ruin things.
Logan Garcia
no
Blake Johnson
That's pretty cool indeed. I like those designs. Especially the thighs.
Christopher Taylor
ya can't ruin whats already broken dude
William Ward
I want a good game
Jeremiah Nelson
I laughed.
Leo Harris
Circumsoldier knows, believe me. You freaks are creepy fucks.
Daniel Smith
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Christopher Howard
Alright, you've gained my interest. Don't personally like the bat and her massive nose, but the lizard's got my lust. Can't say no to egg-laying hips.
Jaxson Flores
You know you want to grab the bat in one hand and use it as an inexpensive onahole, every time you thrust into its overlubed pussy the nose gives off a honk
Austin Cruz
RIGHT IN THE FETISH
Jason Hill
Oh, I get it!
Brody Richardson
I'd be down for female Yooka. Laylee makes a better guy, though.
Elijah Hall
The story is just how you described, user. He was/is a turbo autist who had to shove his OC in everything possible and because the devs made it so anyone could do it, without restrictions, they put him in despite him not fitting with anything else. At least Yacht Club redid Zubaz's design a bit to fit in with the rest of the game. Boomerang Boy? Nah, faggot had to be running around as a ninja.