Mass Effect Andromeda - Imminent Dud

The two previous thread hit bump limit. So I am making a third one for the first dud of the year.
Post all fail webms and any cringe from the game released so far.

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I get flashbacks to Roly's old art whenever I think of the geth
Too bad Roly became a huge furfag a few years ago

the bad animations will be forgotten a week after release, it'll get an 8 out of ten and normalfags will eat that shit up as usual, guaranteeing sales and making the way for another sequel
I'm just assuming the worst, and so should you

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This.
Normalfags I know (which I concede isn't an argument) are already saying they're only playing for the story anyways. And those are the people who thought that Cisquisition had a good story.

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I'm going to post these masterpieces in every thread.

this game is comedy gold

They're running out of shadows to jump at.
What will be the next step ? Criticizing Zelda because Link isn't a nigger trying to fuck the white princess ?

That is legit hilarious.

Spread these like STDs.

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I wonder if EA will take Bioware out back after this or if they'll still be around as easy PR.

She looks almost cute for a lifeless retard with dead eyes.

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BioWare is already dead. This is a new studio in Montreal that EA just decided to slap the name onto. The real team, the one in Edmonton, has been silent for years; I doubt they're even around anymore.

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Sometimes I think some anons on Holla Forums over react to new shit but this looks like its shaping up to be legitimately terrible.

Bioware rewrote the premise of Andromeda after the first leaks. Originally the Pathfinder Initiative was a continuity-of-species thing, explaining why the ships are named Arks. After the rewrite the ships are still called Arks which makes no sense.

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That female thing looks like Curry Thunder's mom

Chessus.

For shame.

This, the saddest fact about this is that EA managed to fool everyone with such a simplistic tactic. Even saying "heh, bioware was never good" is being played.

I ran out of pics of Andromeda. Now general Bioware has gone to shit pics.

Is there a compilation of shit ripped from DA? So far I've seen the ones in this and the two you posted. There's gotta be more.

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She may be the only redeeming thing about this game and that is saying alot considering she is a 5/10 consolation fuck.

I am NOT looking forward to source mod porn between her and the shreksari.

Nice console wars

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Maybe individual pieces from the compilation like these, but I don't have any left.

Oops, how the fuck did I post two Tali pictures.

Everywhere I look, they laugh at this game.

I don't know where the joke was going, but I'll check your dubs.

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So not only did they consign four other sentient species to extinction in the Milky Way, they brought the species who are the LEAST likely to cooperate in the long run as well.
What the fuck were they thinking?

which is going to be legal in California
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>my faith face i tiered of dealing with… … … everything
lol

This year has been a wild ride already, but knowing that Bioware's last chance to unfuck themselves will be a colossal, ass-ravaged, salt-generating flop is still pretty fucking amazing.

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Holy fuck. No buy. I didn't even realize that was a dealbreaker for me until just now–I had assumed there would be quarians.
No. I will not play a Mass Effect game without cute wide-hipped girls with Eastern European accents. I refuse.

Quarians aside, notice how they are removing all of the non-humanoid species. I wonder why.

I hope someone will pirate it and stream it. Everything about it is fucking hilarious.

relese is in a week. Maybe if someone leaks a press version

absolute madman

I hope we get Boston Salt Party 2.0

Why would you want anybody to subject themselves to that hell?

Given they can't even animate the humans correctly, I can only imagine how non-humanoid species would look in this game.

It's pretty easy to make a new one.
Just say that there is a green, a blue and a red ending. Then you let everyone panic because it's a high probability it'll be the same shit all over again.

It's not just quarians that were left out. I think only krogan, asari, turians, salarians, and humans made it in.

Oh yes

I counted 4 ME:A threads in catalog, can't we have one cycling or something?

I can imagine they lost alien voice actors, given by how shit the voice acting is for salarians this time around.

At least two of the others hit their bump limit and are on their way out. But a cycling thread would be a good idea.

Ironically they won't have the one race their shit faces couldn't fuck up.

Of course we know the real reason is because they can't be bothered to model what they really look like.

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