Someone looked at this and said "yes this is good enough to be in the game"

what the fuck is that did a 5 year old model that

do it you bitch

It looks better in-game.

What are the odds that this game has left-leaning political shit or strogn indepenturd womyns in it as opposed to being neutral and light hearted fun?

What are the odds that you never played Banjo Kazooie?

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What the shitting crikey is that?
I didn't have any hope for this game and I feel upset.

I think you're safe, user.

wait, what game?

That's like saying Chucklefish made Risk of Rain instead of Hopoo

Playtronic also hired some journalist as a writer if I recall right.

Yooka Laylee

A least we know he wont reproduce.

oh right, its from Playtonic.

that thing is atrocious, its deep at the bottom of the uncanny valley.

It's almost as if you want that to happen so you can have something new to bitch about and to answer your question, I really doubt it. Do you forget that many of the people involved with CFBD are behind this? Banjo wasn't exactly PC for an E rated game either.

What was the name of the company making the game again? Play-what? Uh-huh

did honeycombs not exist in the banjo games?

brah

Those are pickups, I mean health items you carry. "Tonic" doesn't seem like a pickup, and is obviously shockingly unoriginal for a cartoony series made by a company that used honeycombs and chocolate as health.

just FUCK my SHIT U P

I easily assume that because I don't want to bitch about it when my expectations are shat on. If I assume the worst early, I won't be disappointed and can just ignore the game and move on.

People can change quick due to peer pressure and popular culture, and their team also has a lot of new hires, not just veteran Rare guys. Just because someone worked on good games 20 years ago doesn't mean they've not been infected with the same political shit most people have.

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user didn't deliver so I do it

Oh God, and they have a corporate overlord as the main antagonist. You just KNOW they're going to pull THAT shit in the writing.

I'm almost impressed at the thought he put into this.

To be honest the character looks like shit

its just a shitty yellow thing with a woman's face. It's not original or appealing or something you want to look at

could've been some cute animal girl with sex appeal and a personality instead

Why is spongebob eating a science experiment?

I can hear the porn artists scribbling away already.

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How long until someone kicks up a fit saying that it looks like a Mammy stereotype and calls Playtonic racist?

This, make her some kind of salesgirl/barista, then the name Vendi is also a play on venti. It's like pottery.

Hot~

Torn two ways about it, it's true to the Banjo style but because of the difference of graffix it just goes straight into uncanny valley instead of coming across cartoonish.

Last I checked it was the veteran Rare guys in charge and with the rest of the game taken into account (up to and including Trowsa the snake or whatever his name was) there isn't really any risk of that that I can see. I'd wait for it to come out so we can actually get a good look at it before worrying about it being le pozzed without any real cause for it.

Stop being so pessimistic for once.

Wouldn't you love it for that to happen? I bet you spend more time shitposting here than actually playing vidys.

You made me

Top heh

Dont stop

Venti you say ?

I'd expect a trump joke at most.

LITERALLY WHO

THIIIGGGHSSSSSSSS

Her fake YouTube personality pisses me off, but all the same, I'd slap her in the face with my cock and make her deepthroat and then swallow my semen.

>She

Please, Jesus, please, if you exist make John run for Congress. This would make 2017 the best year ever.

Tonics in Yooka are how you get new abilities. Remember Cranky's potions in 64?

If this is incorrect, someone set it straight.

Ratbat's a girl

That was actually my first thought too.

>>>/clang/38

Hahaha, good luck John.

Meh I just went to the deviantart page

You buy abilities with quills from the snake guy

It doesn't.

This might actually turn out not bad if it manages to retain the old school rare humour.

i've seen that tank one, but never realized she made an explanation for them. either way user delivered. here's a tip

That thread has a lot of her ancient 10+ year old artwork which I don't think her DA has.. Some of it even goes as far back as 2004, I think.

I feel like a fool to ask of such a webm, but what the fuck is going on there?

Mr. Bucket's tranny cousin.

Well I'm really interested in the worldbuilding, but thanks for being a brother.

It's a vibe on a Gameboy.

Oh, you could use her site in that case.
It's called titanatelier I think.

I hope that character is supposed to be unnerving, fuck

No, I get that… But why?

I wonder how many anons will get triggered and think this is a feminist statement

12 years in Photoshop

How can you know she won't spout feminist garbage in the game somewhere?

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THE BALLS POP OUT OF MY MOUTH

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It's a long story, but it came from a thread where people were sexualizing video game consoles.

Alright, forget I asked.

I thought he was trying to press the button as fast as possible, as part of some game.

didn't Y&L start by people copying the anton & coolpecker shit in our threads? my memory is fuzzy about it, but i remember us having the threads about A & CP with the snake using pants and shit and like a week or two later this company announces Y&L using NPC designs ripped off directly from the A&CP threads.

so basically an (((important person))) was lurking Holla Forums and he decided to monetize on our collectathon nostalgia by making a game professionally instead of asking useless imageboard user people to contribute?

we've sexualized planes already, why not this.

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Yooka Laylee has been in planning/development since before Anton & Coolpecker. The official reveal afaik wasn't until after A&C though.

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That's what I like to see

It was mostly done in jest, user.

i just found it strange that they suddenly used ideas from A&CP threads, again, citing the snake with pants as an example.

they're too feminist to use the toucan with big tits though

I see Rare character design is as great as ever. Does anybody have the "just add googly eyes" image?

The snake with pants was two different groups arriving at the same joke, just a coincidence.

How long has it been, Holla Forums? How is time passing so fast?

So what is "D.N.RAY" an acronym of?

Kek, well honestly I can understand two separate groups coming to that conclusion, that joke just works

The what now?

The older you become, the more information and data gets filtered out as "meaningless" because you've either seen it before or it holds no relevance.
Meaning your memory between now and then was full of (at the time, at least) worthless shit that didn't matter in the slightest.
And the more you see, the more you learn, the faster it gets processed and after a while what used to be a long, boring process ends up going through a filter that gets diverted to destruction with very few actually unique and interesting thoughts not destroyed and the end result being spending a shitload of time thinking about very little.
tl;dr, we're getting older, user, and the entire nature of the internet spurs us to discard more and more information because of how quickly it can pop up despite being mostly useless

This might be the first time the eyes she puts on her machines aren't totally off-putting.

Oh, okay then. I fucked up.

I found a bit where she speaks

All the A&CP devs agreed it was ((pure coincidence))- it's a joke designed using Rare's sense of comedy so it's hardly surprising they would have separately come up with it. That combined with the fact this is the only instance of similarity between the two games. Yooka Laylee is not ripping off Anton & CoolPecker.

Pfft, I can tell from the combinations of sounds that she's completely drank the fucking kool aid and wants to talk about how evil the patriarchy is.

Everything gets sexualized, even posts.

I remember that thread.
Fug, time flies.

New?

This game is more redpilled than we thought

No, I just like to turn a blind eye to how fucking ridiculous this place is. I avoid clang threads.

they made exactly two good games 20 years ago - worms 2 and worms armageddon

the only reason team 17 is still alive is because they hired a russian guy to constantly update W:A while they are busy figuring out why their new worms games are bombing

Ciircuit draws the weirdest shit.
Ever checked his Tumblr? He's got really gross shit up there.

Disappointing. There's an entire world out there waiting for you to fantasize about.

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John, please go.

His name is Trowzer and he's a snake, Get it user? Get it?.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiwannagohomenow

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I wonder if it used to be "Amazing Traders"

He's not dicking it, he's sexually pleasuring it.
Your dick would be too big to fit, and if it could you'd probably just damage it and hurt it. Unless you've got a small dick

Am I the only one that fills a jam-jar with earthworms so I can use it as a onahole while in the woods?

Yes.
Also that hurts the worms, please do not hurt things.

It always annoys me when the concept of clothes exists in a setting where people don't wear any. It pretty much means everyone naked in public. I don't want that in games with anthro characters.

No, not yet. Now, only screaming.

I'm going to impale them on a hook anyway, why not impale them on my dick first? Also, they eat my baby-batter, so they get something out of it too.

nothing a needle and thread can't fix
it would need an onahole in it, though, or the cum would rot within and fuck shit up

That would be genital mutilation.
user, that would hurt it even more.

what the fuck is that thing user.

Condensed autism

What on fuck earth

Actually, that design gives me an idea for a horror game enemy. I will steal this.

If it's going that far in animateness, it better digest cum.

Was my first thought as well, glad to see an user already took care of it.

Now can anyone who has twatter, twat that at playtonic and goad them into a reaction?

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Anyone gonna mention the fact that the dog somehow still has a cock where it would normally be on a dog?

The screams of a dying god.

I don't know why that is the thing that upsets me the most about this picture. It's a fucking hamburger double dog, how come it needs a bacon collar.

It just gets worse.

Burger dog is legitimately unsettling.

w-what's in the box?

Imagine you're the guy who drew that. Would the idea of not giving it a penis even enter your head?

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PIZZA

On one hand I'm horrified but on the other that's pretty cool.

I'd totally play a game about anthropomorphic food

It's not anthrpomorphic anymore, because anthro- means human or man, so I guess it would be zoomorphic as it is shaped like an animal.

o w o

Somebody kill me.

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John Flint, the mentally ill compulsive liar, is running to be Congressman of a state that was completely red county-to-county during Trump's election? I knew he was running, but I figured he'd run in some progressive shit hole where there would be some small chance of actually winning. A monstrously hideous tranny running for office in Appalachia is a waste of time & money.

pic related. Third pic isn't that bad though.

It's honestly not that bad. I just want the /clang/ shota though. Post some more /clang/ shota.

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If God hasn't left us yet, he is seriously considering doing it now.

Ah, you're right. On the other hand, I'll double down on my comment: Soulsborne plus Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs sounds pretty rad.

that looks and sound delicious

Fuck you user now I'm hungry.

to keep the halves together, duh.

Does that vending machine have a pussy though?

Step up, senpai.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Why are you posting food animals?!

Kek

At least you aren't making general threads.

I really want this meme to catch on now.

we wuz vendin' machines

I guess somebody mentions sexualized vending machines and then suddenly someone posts hamburger dog and you know, the autism kicks in.

You guys never disappoint. Lawd, lawd.

butterface

Nuts and Bolts was great.

Fite me.

Sorta agreed, just why was it a Banjo Kazooie game. It coulda been a Blinx game?

It'll bring some comedy if he does actually try, might even get his ass beat by the locals, who knows

There's a fetish for inserting earthworms into the urethra, but it's dangerous if they go up too far due to them getting trapped and rotting inside the bladder this fetish also includes maggots and leeches, same risks
Video related

that's some creepy early CGI level shit
I'd expect that from old computer games, not a modern big budget one

JESUS CHRIST user WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAVE THAT TO YOUR COMPUTER

The longer you stay on the internet, the more desensitized you become to everything.

20 years on the internet, I can watch a guy blow his fucking head off, a woman jump to her death 15 stories… Still can't watch animal abuse or people doing fucked up things to their genitals.

Nuts and Bolts is the number one example of a game that's "a good game, but not a good [series] game." Number two is Star Fox Adventures

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That first one is pretty cool actually.

Kangaroo pouches stink like hell though, that food's gonna be nasty
First one looks like a interesting animal for a game npc though

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what anime was this girl from, my memory's busted, and I cant remember.

gaylord

jesus christ nigger spoiler this horrid shit.

Jamie Lee Curtis is and always has been fucking nasty and gross looking, just as nasty and gross as Sigourney Weaver, and Chloe Moretz. You know what they all have in common? They're all kikes.

Gunslinger Girl.

I really miss juvenile stuff like that in games.

Say what you want about her but god damn do I miss high-cut underwear and lingerie from the 80's

M'Holla Forumsyp

JIDF spotted.

Facial blindness confirmed. Reminder to kill a kike tonite.

hey look its the Holla Forumsyp sperglord again
haven't you been laughed off the board in disgrace enough times yet? :^)

you brought up Holla Forums and got told to fuck off with your retarded post, you're in no position to make claims

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I'm so glad this doesn't get me hard.

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It does actually, her clothing and the tonic itself are designed after the company's logo but i would love to hear why you think that it doesn't, the character is ugly? Yes but that doesn't change the fact that it was based on the logo, smartpants.

You A&CP fags and your never ever project are fucking delusional.

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Is that tumblr from a different universe?

Are they deliberating poking fun?

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Bump

I'm pretty sure the thread was bumplocked