Your view on things

Get a game you know absolutely fuckall about and describe it with what you think it is or how you see it. I'll start.

You described it pretty well.
I only ever played disk one. The copy I had didn't work at disk 2.

You're fucking with me. Is the game /that/ generic?

You are pretty spot on, actually.

You're basically right, but you do miss a lot of other points. Nothing you assumed is entirely wrong, though.

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FF7 isn't exactly ground breaking but it has interesting themes

Reminds me of a certain Hollywood movie, can't remember which.

Also

Are you saying that Roll-chan isn't true clang?

Not even close.

You actually got it right.

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With what little I've read about Nier and one trailer I've seen this is what I conclude it to be:

At what level is something considered clang? Do I have to fuck a Large Hadron Collider.

Is the new Nier Pinocchio

This is entirely based off me seeing the intro and what my brother has told me about it.

I'll answer your question in about 10 minutes.

Also saw some boss battles.

BACK OFF, SHE'S MINE!

Maybe a smaller particle accelerator would be more to your speed.

Like Persona but the "dungeons" are replaced with Qbert

Except neither of those two games are fun and Catherine is actually fun.

Qbert was fun

She is too much woman for you, lad. Find a nice cuckoo clock or something.

Litteral generic everyman is in command of diverse crew of aliens, and flirts with all of them while Reapers are blowing up planets, except for earth, because you stop them before they get to earth.

Also you launch a lot of probes.

alright, let's arm wrestle for her.

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persona

but there's lots of visual novels with stats

shows how much I know

Not even that, just to save the town that you're staying in. And it's more boring than most VN's. It's possibly the most boring game I ever beat. I'd rather lock myself in an isolation chamber for two weeks than play Persona 4 again.

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That'd be accurate for 2 and 3, not so much 1.

Pokemon meets Skyrim on a quest to be the very best like no one ever was. Bows and Oversized swords replace pokeballs.

Then the crappy Digimon version came along and tried leeching off it's success.

Nuclear holocaust mailman.

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Nice.

What would pure AI be on the chart?

Do people like this game? I hear a lot about Ice Pick but not about this.

Most people with the courage to try their first game don't go on to play their second, for whatever reason, even if they liked the former. I strongly, strongly recommend it

Pure AI doesn't go on the chart because putting perfection on a sliding scale would be unfair.

ended up cutting off the first half my post without realizing it.

Anything beneath four is shit taste.

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There's like, a stuffed animal and a visual novel about moogles in ff7.

4 is as high as I'll go.

A bit out of order but you got it

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You forgot the tile floors and excellent music, Other than that very spot on.

Persona 3 is save the world

Yeah, you pretty accurately described OoT

Do, but you can't call a human a robot then say it's clang.

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