Im qpu misaligned plz help guys

>You can actually escape misaligned QPUs in half a A press but OP can't do it
Kek

i wonder if i can drop this cunt off to a holp

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he just made me put my hat back on what a shame

Found your problem, you're using noobuntu but you should be using Gentoo. or Arch

no one gives a shit cia nigger even terry davis uses ubuntu

fack

How the fuck do you do a "half-press" of the A button? It's not even pressure sensitive.

How does SM64 even perform on a computer? How perfectly synchronized is it?

id say its better than on a real console because you can travel across parallel universes and have the camera follow you

You cut your A button in half.

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Did you try doing a full A-press?

mooom i did it again

mario truly has the deepest lore

anyway shit meme thread

I heard a rumor that every programmer involved with Mario 64 quit before it released and based on how shitty the movement in every Mario game was afterwards I'd be willing believe it.

I bet you're one of those kids who grew up with Bubsy 3D

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epin rebuttal my friend

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Why?

its all to spite games done quick for being hyperjews.

It's very rare, but there can some of those masks that actually look decent.
Jesus, those people in those pictures didn't take care of the wig hair.

being this new

Fuck what.

I'm not a newfag and I haven't watched this.

Stop living under a rock

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Unless you can do instant release on him, probably not

There is no current use known for releasing the a-button, meaning there are two relevant states; being pressed and held.
When pressed, you jump. When held, you can do certain functions. Not pressed isn't a state in a programming logic sense.

Releasing the A button apparently effects velocity while mid air

Satan doesn't know how programming works

I will show you the ｢way｣.

The sheer autism cracks me up every time I watch.

Watch the original. You won't be able to stop.

i thought you were supposed to be smart lucifer

Will I forever unjustifiably bully TJ Henry Yoshi?

Bullying TJ "Henry" Yoshi is always justified.

We know it will be a good game, but we can only hope glitching like that is possible.

If you assholes hadn't posted, how many people do you think I would have fooled?

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Not a good move.

The part with "QPU" still makes no fucking sense.

As if just about any area is going to let you build up enough speed to fucking launch out of bounds and across the entire stage more than 4 times over, let alone doing it standing still in a perfectly exploitable section for glitch travel without getting locked in a bottomless pit or hitting a death plane.

if your rebuttal to that was to try and terrify the shit out of us it worked

Requesting the cap of someone posting the differences between SM64 and Bioshock Infinite, asking how they could be similar, and someone replying "To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes."

funposting is dead fam

It will never die.

can somebody explain me is they differ because i really want to know

Nothing at all, they're interchangeable like tripfag and tripfriend. Bumping for

You would be surprised how easy it is to get that much speed in SM64, building it up for 12 hours is just because of all the shit he had to do to get around the map. You can get enough speed to go from PU to PU using backwards long jumps without too much trouble in lots of places.