4 AM

Losing control?

Whats your favorite healing item in a game?

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Potions I guess.

i'm usually not up this late on a monday

Ayy

Thera Herb.

Hey, why don't you finish that backlog?

Morning everyone

Todays the day I officially stop being a NEET an go to work. Sad day. Actually have to drop out of the thread in like an hour to take a shower and stuff for this crap.

Been obsessively looking up nip travel vids to at least have a dream about a nice comfy vacation at the end of the year because of this job.

i have been working on it, but i'm playing rainbow six tonight

What do you plan to do on your free day?


How goes user?


Do anything fun today?

Might as well open that shit up to any old restorative. Rather fond of the "Pure" class restoratives in the Shadow Hearts series. Not only do the games have flavor text for every item you can pick up, but the "Pure" items are clearly an herbal drug imported from the Americas to calm the user's mind, and by the end of the series it says that "no ill side effects have been reported" but as that's in 1929 and they could very well cause long term issues.

Hey, at least you can still visit.


JUST DO IT!

How goes shadow hearts user?


I think my average work day starts at 830 instead of 7 like today so it won't be as bad in the future.

Be my healslut

My manwhore and we'll raid hardcore because we're gonna

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

gonna work on nier 2 probably

Rip then, and its also a work milestone for me
No longer tommorow am I working under a trail period but I'm now a full staff member

Alright. Just make sure you don't fuck up is all.

What's good my dudes
had a wonderful weekend of being sick as fuck and 72 hour nonstop dota tournament. Didn't go as I expected but I'm quite pleased by the results

Kritzkrieg

Shit, 4am already?

Are you Phil

No work today. Mostly did some housework and played vidya. Need to call my dentist tomorrow due to some nerve pain after getting a temporary crown last week.

This question is mad gay idk the trashcan hamburgers you can find in EarthBound.

America has daylight savings or some shit

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Yep.

Nice I still need to try that some time.


Congrats! You get higher pay or anything?


Did you win money?


As long as I last a few months so I can save a couple of grand I'll be happy. Going to nippon no matter how poor I am.

Been working through more of .hack Infection. I think I've finally got a feel for how to order your fellow party members around (it seems like directing someone to heal/whatever causes them to focus on that for the rest of the fight unless otherwise told). However, I'm at a part where someone avatarring as a furfag is asking Kite to come to some location alone and then make his way down the bottom of the dungeon to meet her. Given that most dungeons seem made with having two (probably even three, at this point) party members in mind, I'm not sure if they mean "alone" as in "gameplay alone" or "cutscene alone" (in that at times the game doesn't render anyone but Kite for cutscenes, as CC2 apparently didn't want to render a bunch of variants for different possible party combinations). Tried going solo and the enemies are pretty strong to handle on your own, even just starting the dungeon. Not sure if I can skate by with having Blackrose/Mistral/axe dude in the party, or if I need to stock up on healing items and spell scrolls to try to make the most of a shit situation.


Most of America, anyhow. My state doesn't practice that bullshit.

Sans is Ness :^)

We have a state like that

Yeah, it's called Arizona. Think there might be one or two others.

DLS is really nice. 4am is sooner and it doesn't get dark at fucking 6pm


What vidya you playing user?


I'm pretty sure you can just bring your party along for that

No but at least I know I have a job and don't have to drive 400kmtoday will on Friday to get my shit

let 4am die, stop raping its corpse

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Ours is called Queensland

Never

What kinda job you get?


I could go for a week on as little as 2k.

Go to bed MatPat.


Mainly Captain Toad. 100%'d the first two chapters already. Might go back to Zelda tomorrow.

Chef

Yeah, but the email from Mia does specify "come alone". I checked online just to double check and got fuck all as results. Anyhow, I guess I'll give it a go with the full party, but Mia seems to be able to monitor Kite if his arrival in whatever/fucking/keyword land it is an indication. I'm left to speculate she's a hacker herself like Helba.

But Pewdiepie saying death to Jews isn't comedy because I said it is, oy vey

I never bothered with daylight savings.

Doesn't mean other people dont

The hell is captain toad? Did I ask this yesterday?


Do you wear a silly hat? Have I asked this before?


What else you do besides video games anyway?

FUCKING GAMESTOP. Never ordering there again, jesus fucking christ.

So are you visiting or what?

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Hitler should have made it 6,000,001.


Platform puzzle game for the Wii U. Yes, you asked this yesterday.

No only one of the Sous chefs do and even then its more of a cap
The big hat is more of a pastry thing iirc
And yes you asked it before

Hi.

Wew. I got a random giftcard for xmas and glad that shit didn't happen when I ordered my shit. Though I ordered a gamecube game and they shipped only the disc. Didn't mention online it didn't come with the case.


Duh

The threads kinda blur together tbh

I blame denmark

It's pleasant.


Also just realizing that maybe I can come up with a plane scene version of this place.


Nothing, really. Run errands for family since they're usually busy, visit friends, and trawl for cheap vidya with what change I wind up with. Found a patched repro cart of Mother 3 recently for a cheap $10 at a local shop. Normally I don't go after shit I know isn't legit, but I made an exception for that.


I still remember an user in the Vita threads being sent games from Gamestop that appeared to have been ran over with a truck.

Why do we always come here.
Looks like we'll never know.
It's like a form of torture.
To have to watch this show.

Actually, to be fair, they do mention that. Something-something "used games aren't guaranteed to come with case, manual, inserts, etc."

Even 250,001 would be better

Well your about to both lose and gain control

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet das beatutiful mane


How long you been NEET?


They should really say which ones do and don't. Its not like they have millions of games and that would be super difficult. Seems like 90% of vintage stuff was out of stock.


Ehhhhh?

we come here because we lost control
also because ritsu is gay

Get a job

You're going to work

Weird thought you were straight up moving to Japan.

I have a job


Sadly yeah

Nice joke Melbourne fag

poor ritsu

You know One day I might look up tourist sites in LA to see if I can find you

Eh, I'm actually not sure how feasible that might be on their end. It would be nice, though.

Even though I'm fucking pissed about this gift card shenanigan, honestly I've always had good luck with CSR. Especially since this is the second call for the same problem, I'm really going to rip into them. I sure as hell ain't settling for just my gift card balance back after all this bullshit.

Saving dosh for the main event at the end of April
This fucking snowstorm in march I fucking hate Canada

Shalom goyim

;-; no bully

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the genesis 1976-1982 boxet in undertale 6

im playing siege right now
shield recruit stronk

LA?


Yee push em. You might end up getting an extra 20$ or something.


So can you win money at the main event? Did you do well in the normal one?


Not being a NEET anymore feels weird tbh

I want to say a few years straight. Would have been longer had I not had a final class I needed to take at a CC that was only offered once every two years. Unfortunately that whole tract didn't teach me much more than basic stuff for what I was looking into and the professors didn't bother with the more advanced stuff people out there looking for hires want (between lack of time and classes having to be grouped all together). At least I was going on a full scholarship; parents want me to go back to school to finish learning this shit, but I don't want anything to do with the current education system. That last semester they were starting to push safe spaces, "not all mudslimes", STEAM (because "Art is just as important as the rest of STEM"), and other SJW causes.

You'll get used to it eventually, either that or you'll go crazy.

Only $20? That's small time. I've gotten lots of shit from Amazon in the past. I honestly should've pushed more for one particular problem I had with them years back, though. I probably could've gotten a full refund for their incompetence… and it was a $500 purchase. Now THAT was a bad week.

Good luck Ritsu!

Oy vey anti Semite you want me to get my lawyers on your ass?

What degree?

Could always go teach english in chinkland or another asian country with a 2 year


Crazy probably. I really hope I can survive the job until the end of the year.


Do tell

I mean TN, fuck

You can do it, I believe in you.
Prehaps you might even take back controll

The fucking year before I got there was the last time it snowed

I always lie about this kinda stuff anyway to avoid doxxing. Most of the details are half wrong on purpose


Can't take back what I never had to begin with. I just need to do my time and get it over with.

Web design, web coding, whatever. The way classes were structured, the intermediate and advanced students didn't have enough people to warrant their own classes, so everyone got lumped in with the beginner level students. The semester I was supposed to get into the intermediate class they had to cancel because they got too may signups to cram in with the rest, but still not enough to warrant a separate class. Anyhow, I've got my two year degree, but I don't feel like I know enough to be confident and work for pay for what people seem to want.

So you are from Arizona

Ritsu is taking the path to control, how things have changed.

Don't be that way. You can gain control if you really try to, I know yo can do it!

VIDEO GAMES :D

REDDIT! :DDD

Yeah seems like a real crap shoot. Especially when a lot of that is nepotism jobs anyway.


Nope.


I don't want to work forever. Sounds fucking horrible. One year, a nice trip overseas, and some money left over to keep the internet going and I'll be happy.

Something something stu is 4am something something Stu's from rugrats something something rugrats has video games something something 4am is vidya

You're mark

Well, this is going to be long.


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I honestly wonder how many AZanons there are around here. Surprised me a while back lurking Holla Forums and seeing a reasonable amount of posters in a particular thread that were in the general area I was. Felt good.


I can't even work on much in the way of even my own sites and get my name out there as I don't have money for a server or domain either.

The estus flask is pretty dope.

There is a surprising amount of Aussies anons despite having less people than NYC and LA

All I hear is excuses.


my nigga

Worst insult anyone has thrown my way in 4am


Why not work some shit job? Those can't be all that expensive.


Shit taste. How goes user?

What just finished was the qualifiers, where teams jockeyed for the various regional slots.
The 8 teams that won will be going to the main event with the 8 other teams that were invited directly by valve.
So basically this "tournament" was to find out the full 16 teams going to Kiev in April.
this is the first time south America got its own separate qualifier, and they did not disappoint. They acted like fucking animals, a team even dissolved midgame. Still annoying a good team can't go because monkeys deserve a chance too

You're Shia lebouf?

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You got bullied pretty hard kiddo, how will you ever recover?

I just want to be comfy in my room until I'm dead.


So you are in one of these 8 teams then?


If I was I'd be in nippon with his kind of money


Thats when you know its really bad!

Melbournefag

Le Bouf is probably broke

With the amount of shitposting that goes on, that doesn't shock me.


Some of us aren't cut out to work, and I've got some medical issues anyhow.

at least he's over the age of 18, you CP spamming fuckwit
:^)

Hes had enough money to bounce around the US doing his stupid streams. You'd be surprised how much money royalties on shitty old movies gives hollywood kikes. I'm not saying hes fuck you multimillionaire rich, but he probably makes a decent amount.


You the poo guy?

The path of recovery is not always filled with wants. You have to give a little to receive.

Or maybe your just a faggot.

Brutal

His streams probably bankrupted him

That'd be really nice if true.

What did he mean by this?

If only

I wish. Getting paid millions to travel the world and play video games sounds like a great job

home for spring break
looking through house at 2:00am
found old ps2, wont read the memory card, barely reads disc
my snes and n64 still works fine but my SC3 machine which I actually lost in highschool and re-bought in college doesn't work

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(2/3)

It'd be nice if try

>using your underage boyfriend as shitposting
You're getting V&, kiddo

Did you buy any Holla Forums shit

Melbourne is really gay

Too bad its shitty video games.


You gonna get drunk and fuck 3dpd on spring break user?

One of them. Apparently the state doesn't consider that to a big enough issue to help out though, not when they've got millions of spics wanting gibs just for being here illegally. Actually did work a few days at a job I actually was enjoying (aside from the AC being busted in the middle of 117 degree summer), but the chain owner had the manager get rid of me since the manager made the call to hire me (and waive a few requirements) without calling him on his vacation. At least I got enough money to pick up a few games that were coming out around then, one of which was limited print and now goes for like $200+.


Type your shit out in advance and then post it all together.

Well, if it's a disc drive issue, you could get around that by setting up an internal drive to store and run games from. And memory cards are pretty damn cheap to pick up, but I wager it's more a question of if it's the card or the system itself having issues.

no

Not sure how long the character limit is, sorry.

Ritsu a shit

Is that you Tor?

Weeeew


How hard have you tried to get on the gibs?

Usually takes multiple tries.

Not quite

Anything to link you, Amazon recently banned Holocaust denial books

This thread got legit interesting.

I don't see what this has to do with what happened with me?

You're tor

Amazon might of banned Holla Forums linked accounts

I suppose I should specify that in regards to the internal drive, that's if you have a fat model PS2.


Family had me try, got rejected three times, the third time after meeting with a judge.

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How has your day been

My account wasn't banned.

Then who could it be?

Tor doesn't come here anymore, he's holed up in the discord with his fetishes

Literally who

Fine, just hoping I don't sperg out.

I'm just shitposting tbh

Because you're him

A gay melbourne jew

Guy who used Tor to post here, he was a friendly bloke, also had real fucked fetishes, eventually moved to 4AM discord which I cannot for the life of me find.
(Actually that's the whole reason I'm here, if anybody happens to have a link, do send it to me)

Good luck with that!

So, when Tor and you fuck who's on top?

No need to be upset because it didn't work out for you

Being here means its too Late **:^)

Who's the Chico and who's the Pico in your relationship?

Not like I can disagree with that.

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My college starts spring break really early and the college near me starts spring break a week later so it's my main tindr happening. And this particular college has a lot of 3dpd's that for some reason are a lot less picky and a lot more attractive then my tiny college. funny cause its mostly jewish girls and they constantly think I'm a jew that happens to be attractive.

Oh that sucks. RIP


Don't fall for their jewish tricks.

Thread theme tbh fam.

What's the point of getting a gf now again? It seems pointless because the only reason I would want one would be so that I could fuck her. But because of the internet and porn games I no longer want / need one.

Help increase the birth rates.
if your non-white fuck off.

Like how Joey wants to fuck Tor?

Why must I get bullied so.
I fucking hate this place, fuck you Joey.

Neither, he's after this drugged up insane fujoshit weeb slut we know.

How else shall I ever discover his fucked up fetishes?

It's 2017. Come on now.

If you're white, building up our race more. Though of course that runs you the risk of modern women mindset, and remembering the Alimony.

Why would I want to make babies? What's the point, I'm going to die and the little shits will most likely grow up to become some air headed trend sheeps.

doesn't mean being a sperg isn't fun though

Main Fetish: Over-sized stomachs
The entire pregnancy process (from filling a vagina with cum to birth to lactation) (includes limited amount of 3D)
Vore (no internal views)
Inflation (no fucking circles for people, just an extended stomachs, and no flaoting)
Unbirth (same as vore, no internal views)
Futa (futa on woman)
Mind degradation
Rape/gang rape
Massive fucking cow tits (you'd be surprised how big)
Tall THICC pregnant women
/ss/
Sort of tentacles
Catgirls
Woman is immobilized
I accidently came to ear fucking once and I got immune to how stupid it is

This isn't all of them but whatever, this is basically the bottom of the ocean for me.


There you go. Copypasted from him.

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Awwwww
Fuck you too fam

When are you posting your dick?

That's pretty normal for a gay.

The point of life is to try and make your existence have an impact for as long as possible
Having kids helps as does becoming a president

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Gerudo Link is low fucking tier
Sheikah Link is better

Because your from Melbourne you fag

lel. What a faggot. I bet you don't even like futa.

I don't exactly want to live here

That's why you take an interest in raising them properly and either home schooling them or undoing whatever liberal brainwashing the public school system tries to instill. Also, if it helps, Holla Forums claims that Gen Z is apparently shaping up quite well.

Then move to Ballarat or Sheparton or something
Get a job

We don't live like, in the city, mostly wezza

No, I dislike futa.

So it's a long distance relationship?

I might actually, possibly soon.

Well now I know where to find the two of you.

Are you even a real faggot?

Saying west Melbourne isn't Melbourne is like saying Dandenong isn't Melbourne

The nigger posts on Holla Forums what did you expect?

Good then, don't take the rural area for granted when you move

What do people like about futa?

The tits

Now this is pod racing

If it's a dick, I would certainly suck it if I was a real fag.

The dick.

That's gay

Fags might like futa on woman as it doesn't have a manly man and isn't dykey
People who like solo futa are closet gays

Yep

I like my grills flat, easier cuddles

This guy gets it

Will mods ever ban Ritsu?
His parasitic attention whoring is getting out of control.
Need to put the pests down.

I see

No, but really. Which one of you is the pillow biter?

Shows how much of a straight guy you are.


Post dick and maybe we will.

Gee, thanks for making my life hell everyone, never change.

I think he'd just evade if they did that. Plus, if the mods did opt to run pest control, they'd probably have to gas Mark as well.

No problem.

since when were tripfags accepted here? filtered

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At least, you got dubs.

我相好今晚给我口交

The mods have tried to ban ritsu many times.
He evaded them so much they can't bother any more

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.gg/Uw
Here's the discord link, Joey. The last three characters have been removed and you only have thirty minutes and one use for it to work. Good luck.

Nice gook runes

Gay

I like biting pillows!

No thanks is needed

Oh, so you're Chico?

Gay

Quads

A

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Sick

Impressive, very nice

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CONFIRMED LESS GAY THAN TOR

I don't follow

Ayy lmao

You think that's gay? Check this shit out.

How much dick can you take and how wide? I need to know this.

Figure out the last three characters and attach them to a regular discord link. You dipshit.

Tor is gay

You have 30 minutes, the last three digits were errased.
discord.gg/Q6

Gay
Agy
Yag

Nah fuck that

Fucking shit, and I can't even attempt to salvage this dungeon via banepost.

Link is a microcosm of the degregration of the west
The once aryan symbol is now one if degeneracy
One if feminine pussiness rather than masculine courage
what am I writing

The real link is discord.gg/Q6fAg

delet

This

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Shit I got baited

Just ban him every time he appears until hegets tired

Friendly reminder Ritsu has stated many times Bui did nothing wrong, and that he defended him adamantly stating he's a tripfriend that should be loved and not hated

Friendly reminder he also samefagged in the very same thread to defend himself and bui.

Bui is a tripfag who DDoS'd the site because no one would ERP/yiff with him.

Ritsu is the worst. Like underage steam friends general animeavatar faggot type. Don't talk to him. Ignore him.

Where is Phil

Okay. I'll PM you the link. Just add me here.
steamcommunity.com/id/E1M1Hangar/

Are you confusing Ritsu with Huey now

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And I won't get rused this time how?

Because I'm being serious now.

It's like you don't like watching trouble happen.

At least it's not belrose, but you can never trust anyone with a link avatar.

ur a retard

It is a ruse
Do it anyways

Okay now I know it's a ruse.

Anyone doing anything exciting

Getting bullied

The admin is a complete faggot. Here you go
discord.gg/vbvev

I want Carmack to win 500m from bethesda

So no driving?

What do you consider exciting?

I'm heading home for the first time in a month on Friday

What do you mean by driving?
Is this what you mean?

I exist?

Wow! That sounds great!
I'm posting on the 4 AM in my bed, lightly shitposting with high amounts of enthusiasm

Any but that counts too

Why not

No.

Tripfag enablers like you are faggots.
Sure its haha le epic funny for a bit but people like that need to be put down. they're just faggots screaming for attention.

Sounds fun

Is your life still a failure :^)

shot down and hanged as a example not to follow*

tripfags are not human beings

Get the screen shot as that sounds like something Huey would say rather than ritsu

What Tor said.

Yee

Sounds fun

Indeed

I dunno, maybe? I'm not as depressed anymore and I'm aiming to achieve peak comfiness at the level of Bob Ross or Mr Rodgers.

What do you consider a failure?

Dats rigt

Hillary

I doubt you even have a nugget to do the job. You're probably one of those pathetic Holla Forums nofunz faggots. Go cry about drama and le somewhere else.

Maybe you're just in the manic phase and happy due to unstable hormones?

Oh shit that's Tor?
Cool.

Here you go Joey. Here's the link.
discord.gg/Szew6

I'm not tor

Who's me?

Julia Gillard

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Fuck you.

Manic phase? I dunno, maybe! Sounds an awful lot of fun to just not care about the worst shit.

I don't care, you're still cool.

Hey friend!

Kill yourself

I'm actually Australian so I'm possibly worse

Yeah, you're Tor

Didn't the media call him a wog rather than a kebab

Hey! That's not nice.

Oh shit I thought I wasnt for but I must be
I fooled even myself
Thank you user

You're Tor

They didn't say anything because he was a muslim.

Nah I'm a fucking annoying autistic cunt

DELETE THIS
YOU CUNTFAGGOT FUCK'S SAKE YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING NEGER DELETE THIS

FUCK YOU FAGNIGGER

Nihilism can be pretty great, yeah.

Now that you figured it out, do what you do best and find a corner to squat and masturbate in.

Delet this

Is that Magnus

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Sure.

Space marines

What a fucking nerd
Only thing he did right was attacking those space wolf furry fucks

Who are you and how do you know this?

If me being 8 inches inside them is a apart of the jewish trick, then I'd say I'm apart of the trick, not being tricked.

Probably by extrapolation

Here's a permalink for even more asshurt.
discord.gg/fDk2Z8u

I don't think so at all!

Better to do one thing right than nothing at all right?

Hi anonymous, i'm user. Experience. Nihilism can be pretty freeing.

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Not what I'm looking for but close enough

Thanks for the server user!

Makes him better than lemon Russ the furfag

You're wrong

I said what I thought, not what may have been fact.
Being autistic is pretty concrete but I'm fine with that (I am pretty cool with Tor for example). As for the annoyance aspect; I haven't noticed it in the slightest and how annoying you are is pretty subjective, some might even find you charming.

But if you insist, I can pretend that you are annoying if it confirms your perceived identity a lil'

Isnt Russ one of the strongest warriors of the Primarchs or am I misremembering?

Why do you have to rope me into anything.
Why can't you just fuck your sister and get on with life.

No problem.

That is because I'm an user
I am someone who can discard all mistakes here as well as speak without using my shitty voice that makes me sound like a 12 year old

Because I enjoy your company is all, I enjoy the shitpost shenanigans that ensue.

Wat?

Okay you need to unironically fucking end your life right there bucko

He's probably the 3rd strongest if we ignore chaos blessings
And like the 6th or 7th best fighter again ignoring chaos buffs

Mistakes are something you can learn from fam, you should try and improve on yourself rather than being so self deprecating.

But I mean good luck and all, maybe do some voice lessons, I'm sure it'll help you out!

No bully plz

Real men fight without buffs anyway.

Joey, how hot is your sister, and why do you want to fuck her?

For fucks sake, dammit Tor.

That answered none of my questions.

The physically strongest would be Vulkan though he is slow
While the best fighter is Sanguinius
Rounding the other end is Alpharuis, Logar and Magnus, though alphy is sneaky as fuck and magnus is the 2nd best psyker in 40k

I know, I'm more concerned about being a better chef atm

His answer is no and because he's a degenerate like tor

Nice trips

Okay, so who do you think would win between all the primarchs of the imperium, without buffs.
Why is everyone from australia and it's surrounding regions a degenerate? I dont understand this. Do they put something in the water?

Yes, send help.

In an all out probably Corax or Alpharuis due to sneaky shit
In a series of 1v1s it'd be Sanguinuis though Horus and Angron would be close

Its honestly just Melbourne, Sydney and probably Canberra too

I doubt even the water filterman could save you now. Gay frogs have nothing on gay emu. Those things could actually mount you.

Yeah, i'd put my money on Angron tbh. Course, I dont know much so theres that.

So metropolitan areas then. Must be a mixture of the hive of degeneracy and the inbreeding from being a prison colony. Someone should get Tor to warn Joeys sister he wants to fuck her.

Melbourne is the least convict out of all the cities
And also there is the fact of leading armies which Lion and Girlyman are the best at, as well as the siege and fortification game Imperial fists and Iron Warrior play

Is that due to immigration?
I was just basing it off what I thought would be personal power and skills in close combat, rather than leading men or actually battles between armies. Course Angron does technically have buffs, so that might exclude him outright.

yes
And angron was a combat monster even before turning to chaos

A) I can't be attracted to her, she's my bloody sister
B) I do not want to fuck her

WHY IS YOUR SISTER BLOODY

ffs

Just a bit of funposting over it I suppose, but I just want to establish I am not into my sister.

I was thinking more of the Butchers Nails, rather than the chaos tbh.

But if not, why did you react so strongly to Tor letting everyone know? If it weren't true you wouldn't care right? Besides, dont worry about it, you're not the first guy from around there i've heard wants to fuck his sister. I guess it's not really a rare condition.

Is she bloody because you raped her

Fair enough

I couldn't tolerate shitposting over me fucking my sister, I can tolerate the homo shit but not this.

It's confusing though. He's been coming off as very very gay, and now we find out he wants to have sex with his sister. Do you think it's all an act because the one person he wants most he can't have?

You're very close to your sister then?

Is this how Tor felt when I convinced everyone he was gay?

I'm sorry m8

He wants what is taboo
But homosexuality is no longer taboo
So he jumps to incest

To be fair, I was asking non sexually close to her. As in do you two spend a lot of time together and are close?

Yeah, that's a pretty good guess. The dirtier the better. And once it lost it's edge he'd move to something else degenerate that gives off a sexual thrill. That seems dangerous though, theres only so far you can go into degeneracy without hurting someone or doing something irreperably horrible.

They do, can confirm
:^)

Tell me tor, on a scale of 1 to 10, how hot is Joeys sister? Could you bounce a coin off her ass?

Dude's she's like 10 or something

Soon becoming straight edge wikk be the edgiest of taboos

Does that make you under underage

I am a man of over 18.

Oh, I see. So it's like that then.

You never go full shadow.

Mega health from Quake 1, it only starts the counter to respawn when the player loses enough health which is less pressure than two big items spawning at set intervals like Quake 3 for example. Allows a bigger window for both control and combat