Lego World General

Looks Asian. Mattress Girl?

All the steam reviews are people crying about how it's no longer an autism sandbox so probably.

More importantly, is that hideo kojima?

Behind her? Nah, looks like Harry Potter.

this whole lego cancer needs to fucking die. not everything needs a lego-version.

"A muggle?" Anita asked.

"Muggle. Non-magical persons, a regular human." Replied Harry Potter.

"Are you lording magical-privilege over me?" Anita remarked. "You shitlord."

"Excuse me?" Harry Potter said, confused. "What are you on about? They might be back soon, we have to get out out of here."

"Let me guess, you're going to whip out your wand and save me from these creatures?" Anita asked, sarcastically.

"The Death Eaters?" Harry asked. "Yes, I'm going to save you from them. It's kinda what I do."

"Oh of course it is, Mr Strong Male. I couldn't possibly defend myself at all, no, I'm a defenseless woman, right?" Anita jibed back at Harry sharply.

"W-What?" Harry remarked, with marked confusion. "Would you quite making a scene and let me save your life please?"

"Oh, making a scene am I" Anita sarcastically asked. "Just another overreacting woman, right? Sexist shitlord"

"Okay, enough is enough." Harry said tensely, pulling his wand out and pointing it at Anita. "Imperius!"

A sudden puff of green smoke spewed fourth from Harry's wand, right into Anita's face. She was instantly taken aback by it and she inhale the spell deep into her lungs.

"Well then." Harry Potter said boastfully, with a wicked grin. "Accio rump."

What's a world with a samurai biome?

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go on

I saw this game on PS4 for 25 dollarydoos, is that a good price for this game?

I payed 23 its pretty good but coop is where its at

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in what way isn't it, though?

It's like… a series of smaller autism sandboxen?

Also:
cool

In the words of hypothetically respected critic DSP: "WOOOOW"

The current system is a bit shit, in all honesty, but the game wasn't really ready for "release" so I don't much care.
But, the lack of general "go around and build whatever you want" pisses me off. Unlocking anything not character aesthetic bits, or pre-build models is stupid.

Proceed.

A passionate burning erupted that Anita could not deny, her dislike of this young man suddenly gave way to an undeniable yearning for things she'd never tried. Without even thinking of it, she turned and presented her ass to the young Wizard, who eagerly stepped forward until her rear was resting against his pelvis. With clink of her belt she ran her thumbs up from her crotch of her pants to the side, then pulled them down.

"This spell never worked against Hermione all that well, she was always a prude." Harry said, slapping both his hands into a tight grip against Anita's panty-clad ass, now grinding against him.

"I don't care about her!" Anita declared! "Forger this Hermione, it's time to Whore-my-hiney!"

"Hiney is too dainty of a term," Harry replied, running his hands around her admittedly soft ass, "Looks like your ass is a little thick."

"The ass is fat," Anita agreed, as she started to grind it up and down against him, "But that just means more is there to fuck! It's, pretty much, virgin territory. Oh please give it to me, slam your wand in!"

Harry didn't want to keep her whorishness waiting, he had no idea how long the spell would last, but nor did he want to waste an opportunity that presented itself, and presenting herself it was. The grinding motion had brought him to half erection, but he wanted a little more fun before he dove in for the finale. He ran his hands around in the inside of her panties against her skin and spread her ass and pussy apart a few times, taunting her. Her eagerness was sopping wet and begging for him do the deed.

"No, not yet." He finally exclaimed. "You're going to earn this wands trip down your Diagon Alley. Turn around and open up."

Anita turned around awkwardly, forgetting her pants were only around her knees. She grabbed Harry by his thighs and excitedly opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue. She'd do anything to settle the fire that was burning in her, and if this was what it took then she'd let the wizard slytherin every inch of himself into her mouth, just as long as he ended up balls deep in her gamer's back gate. Harry grabbed the the woman by the forehead with one hand and guided her mouth into the right position. He reached the other hand into his pants.

"Wingadium…" He started, he slapped his now half erect cock against her tongue in time with the cry of "Levisoa!"

Anita felt it go erect in her mouth faster than she thought a cock could. She gave Harry little time to savor the fresh feeling of his cock resting on a bed of saliva. Using her hands in his hips to keep her on course, she thrust the wizards girth down into her throat time and time again. Despite her ability to fool many, Anita wasn't all that talented in the oral skills, but she learned fast as she judged the right and wrong motions by the expression on Harry's face. Soon she was taking his pulsing bulk and coiling her tongue around his member clockwise and anticlockwise with every single thrust without incident. Harry soon shoved away Anita's hands from his hips and placed his on her head, angling her face down so she couldn't look her in the eyes anymore. Harry then started to thrust himself further and further down her throat while pulling her head back and fourth to accentuate the depth of every push and pull.

"Expecto!" Harry cried! "Myloadum!"

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Most importantly, are there cracked servers for gamenights?
How many people can be on each server?

Anita didn't have time to react and Harry's slammed his pelvis into her face and pinned her there with his hands, his thick wizardy load bursting forth aggressively at the back of her throat. Anita tried to gulp it down as best she could but the sudden unloading of his fluid made it impossible. Anita choked and her eyes watered worse and worse with each pulse of his unloading cock, and while she tried to pull away several times Harry prevented her at every chance while he enjoying his moment. Anita had no choice but to put up with her mouth overloading with his goop and the taste and feel of it working it's way into her nose and down into her lungs. Harry let loose his grip on the back of her he signaling that he was finally satisfied, Anita wasted no time withdrawing herself from his member. With one had she pushed Harry back slightly and slid her head backwards until it out of her mouth, her other hand gripping her chest. The cum she couldn't swallow exploded out as she coughed out for lack of breath which sent the load flying down over her chest hand the hand gripping it.

"Who told you to spit it out?" Harry exclaimed aloud to Anita, her mascara having run down her face and some of it having mixed with the semen that clung to her face. "Such a waste of my gift."

She sputtered for a while trying to regain her composure for a while, but Harry wouldn't give her much time.

"Turn around." Harry order her. "It's time to venture deep into your chamber of secrets."

Anita had yet to fully cease reorganize herself and was slightly light headed from all the coffing, but she tried to comply, albeit slowly. Harry was impatient and showed it by grabbing her by her hips and forcing her to present herself. He took a few moments to grab a few handfuls of her ass and before giving it a spank.

"Ah!" Anita cried out, having cleared her throat by now.

Anita knew what was happening, that Harry had entered the full domination mindset. She lowered her face down to the ground and arched her back inward, placing her thumbs in the sides of her panties and tearing them down showing Harry the thick gruel of pussy juice she was leaking for him. Harry responded a pair of harsh slaps before spread her ass apart.

"I'm going to ruin your ass like it's Malfoy's mental well being." Harry proclaimed with a focused yet furious demeanor.

Harry pulled Anita by the hips closer until he was close enough to enter her. He pulled his wand out and pointed it at his now half-limp cock.

"Rennervate!" He proclaimed, causing his cock to rise to mast yet again. "Spread it."

Anita complied immediately, spreading her ass apart as quickly as she could. Harry didn't spend time lubricating the entry, Anita's saliva still clung to it in heaps. He thrust his shaft as fast as he could, as deep as he could. Anita cried out in howls of pain and pleasure at the sensation of Harry thrusting in his cock to her ass, which only served to excite Harry even more.

"Brace yourself woman." Harry exclaimed. He pulled the wand and pointed it at his cock again, of which all but an inch was buried up Anita's ass. "Engorgio."

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Oh well. I don't know if I'm a good writer but I hope you enjoy. I'm too tired to continue the aggressive slutty Sarkeesian anal sequence, and also out of Harry Potter-based sex puns which is no good.

Also sorry about your thread too, OP.

Yes

Don't pretend, user.
You've been waiting to post this for ages, haven't you? Silently waiting until Anita and Harry were brought up in the same thread, just for this moment.

user, the speed at which you produced this shows clear talent. I wholeheartedly encourage you to continue mastering these talents and break into the erotic fiction market.

I wonder whether I should actually jerk off to this.

I remember that thread.
Thank goodness we got the Anita/Harry Potter story instead.

I'll admit that expecto myloadum and slytherin every inch are ones I had in my mind for a long time (for use in the next Harry Potter games thread, and of course the ass was fat is a meme and Anita has gained weight so I felt it fit) but all the other ones are off the cuff. I am especially proud of the Malfoy one, I don't want to toot my own horn but sometimes I do something which makes me think I'm not entirely retarded.

I want to be a writer. I just don't know if I'm any good at it plus I can't into long term projects because I get distracted easily with other ideas.

Do it, do a flip while doing it too faggot.

If you get distracted a lot, just write short stories like these and sell them as shitty novella on Amazon for $1.
Doesn't matter if they're erotic stories or just short stories, just write 1000 words and sell it. Get something you can attribute to your name for future work (do not write porn under your real name)

A nom de plume. I wonder if it's better to write erotica under an assumed name of a female or male writer?

Anita Koch Tsun vs Riley Kochard Nao or something.

Preserved for future generations.

Well, I do happen to know of a published sci-fi erotica author that should have some good advice.

rude-mechanicals.tumblr.com/

He's marginally liberal though.

mostly just lego ahsoka. her confidence turns me on

Could of fooled me with that front page.

Do I need to expect clang?

Sometimes he does clang, like this one story where an Asian lesbian android and cop lesbian android do it.

That sounds mildly interesting, especially if they are distinguishably made of metal and electronic parts.

I can confirm electronic.

The Asian hacks into the cop's brain and removes/disables her ability to orgasm before she's arrested.

thats what happens when you delete system69

Those are Bionicles you shit

Marginally is not the word I'd use.

Every time

maybe compared to the rest of trumbler?

so can you make your own vehicles yet?