In-jokes in communities of games you like, or overall videogames jokes you're tired of hearing

Delet this

I think really only happens to entertainment media (movies, tv, vidya). Even book are kinda exempt from this because what normalfag reads books.

bazinga

Can't really think of one shitty videogames joke that still survives. Sometimes BARREL ROLL will rear its ugly head, or something something Link doesn't talk.

If anything, hearing people use waifu as ``this character makes me hard this season`` is always awful, and disrespectful to people who do take the waifu thing seriously.

It's fun but not everything can be heresy
I keep on using the second one though cuz my m8's going bald

WHO'S READY FOR EPIC FUNNIES?

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He's got a point user, it devalues the word like weeaboo.

Did somebody say Mario? This video has 30 million views on Youtube.

Absolutely disgusting.

Oh you are definitely autistic

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When used properly, accusations of heresy never gets old. You need not reply with your shit taste.

It's less jokes, and more of shit I hate hearing in general
It just keeps getting worse.

more like

HEY, BUT THAT'S THE INTERNET FOR YOU AND ON THE INTERNET
MEMES ARE KING!

"waifu" never had any value you schizophrenic moron. its a cartoon. if you want a pretty girl like in your animes try to fuck a real 10 year old, thats the closest real life will ever get

That's true though. He molested tons of kids IRL.

Remember the tf2 jokes? Me neither, it should stay that way.

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There genuinely isn't a single thing good about it. I can only assume that it got so many views from horny preteens who can't figure out how to find porn of peach.

Forced faggotry, particularly for games like Zelda
Hang all gays

There's an aspie who keeps posting crossdressing Link, tumblr approved pr0nz for you

every time, nowhere but on nu-4chan you can find this level of cognitive dissonance

inb4 assblasted memefaggot newgoys get butthurt over your post

lol nvm

Can you explain this one? If it's even true
Those last two always manage to get a couple of circlejerkers to crawl out of the woodwork. And everytime they never bring anything valuable to the discussion.

But that's wrong. The current SF meme is Rashid's theme goes with everything.
And it's bretty good at times.

>NO MARIE NO BUY

You also forgot the Tribes Ascend fanwank. Which is even more cancerous.

He's supposed to look like spike spiegel you fucking retard.

Is he goku then?

To be fair it's one of the most recognizable lyrically. Personally if I had to choose a favorite JSRF song, it'd probably be either Rockin' the Mic for ooga Booga, Sweet Soul Brother, or most of the remixes actually
But I mean what is there to discuss really? They basically re-released the game 4 times (each iteration a bit worse than the last) and then lost the code? Other than "Oh man, I sure love seeing Beat in Sega Racers!" What are you expecting other than lamentations of Autist folk?

also beyond Anuu Cheeki Breeki, a lot of quotes aren't that memorable from STALKER, unless you like the occasional Howdy Ho or Speak to da big bad boss

The "I'm commander Shephard" and "arrow to the knee" were the worst offenders around me and any of the shit for brains faggots that STILL DEFEND THE ENDING FOR THREE

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Anything to do with jojo's bizarre adventure. Its like hearing jokes about undertale at this point.

Undertale pseudo memes.
Mass Effect 3 Ending defenders.
"Muh Inclusivity!" in gaming.
JoJo's was gay as San Fran long before most of you kids got on the net, and it's not gotten any straighter.
Console wars.

The chocodex nougatstartes does not condone this snacktion

That's pretty pathetic fam, you'd be better of killing yourself if you take the whole waifu thing seriously

Who and Why?

tumblr doing the inside joke, 'nuff said

The anime was a mistake.

Casey Hudson and Mac Walters, because it was "Art"

but how was it art that three games of choices mattering led up to choices not mattering at all? Why do people still buy the "your choices matter" selling point?

-the

Anime was a mistake.

It's not really funny.

Why are you demanding I defend their point?

that reminds me, thanks to bioshock i started saying "would you kindly"
I used to do it as an inside joke with a friend but then it sorta stuck as i got older and now i end up doing it because people respond better to it.

I just wanted to know why they thought it was art.

You would think Holla Forums would like this show

Funny how that was supposed to make fun of cancer but ended up as a shitty meme absurdly fast

You forgot your BOTSWANA there buddy

How the fuck would I know, it's what they still say when asked about it.

No in-jokes jokes annoy me more than the ones that instantly tell you that the person telling them is a faggot secondary

I don't even think I need to mention tumblrtale. Hell if I recall, the dev made some poll and it showed that literally over half of the fandom was secondaries who just watched an LP.

Also unrelated but honorable mentions for pretty much any Vinesauce meme.

The correct term is "JoJoke"

Back when Fire Emblem made a comeback with Awakening, Kellam being invisible. Not here, it could be funny at times, but some other places beat that horse deader than dead.
Also, Henry and Tharja as a whole.

What the fuck was the deal with Grandad?

My good friend, who despite this off putting bit of almost irredeemable faggotry is still a decent guy.

However how he defends it is stupid as hell, "Well maybe the designers were trying to make it show that the choices you made don't matter", which might be justifiable if it was a quick little one shot game and NOT THREE FUCKING GAMES LITERALLY BUILT ON TRYING TO MAKE YOU CHOICES MATTER JESUS CHRIST.

The point of a trilogy of games literally built on decision making spanning at least 150 hours if you're trying to get your full mileage out of the game (good or shit tier game besides the point for now) shouldn't be "lol it doesn't matter, you'll never know what happens". He'll concede the writing is bad, at least

it was a bootleg, it was basically the flintstones game with Fred changed into a palette swap of mario that looked creepy as fuck. it was named Grandad (the bootleg) and so the meme expanded from there

yeah, im guilty here, some of them still get me

I fucking hate this joke because it screams, I'm a fucking faggot with no good hats and my ass hurts
Let me post this picture of the scout with four cosmetics because I have no fucking idea what I am talking about and I got made fun of for having a fucking shitty outfit
IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD TO DRESS YOURSELF PEOPLE.

Fast autism will always be cancerous anything speed runner is included.

on the subject of tribes
Got tired of this one real fast when I kept hearing it be used by my normalfag brother.

I miss old vinesauce when Vinny was more chill and there were no autistic memes.

Joel's fanbase is like someone telling the same joke thinking it's just as funny the first time.

problem with joel is that its so obvious he's playing bad on purpose… vinny at least makes an effort to hide when he plays poorly purposefully to entertain the plebs (you can still tell, but its less frequent/apparent)

the rest of the vinesauce people are irrelevant

also he only became popular because of XP destruction, that is still his best video.

Ftfy

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Doom 4 made me dislike pretty much all Doom memes

And literally every fucking time the faggot bitching about hats in team fortress 2 manages to own up or show up in muh vanilla servers pls don't make me have to learn how to fight against other weapons they have fucking nothing in their inventory and merc badges dated from after 2011 or they fucking deleted their badges because they think it hides the fact they didn't start playing until Mann Conomy. Backpack history is a fucking thing.

I agree. The reaction to the naked ladies part still makes me laugh. I wish Joel didn't become shit. Also did you know that if you mention the time Joel got hacked by Towel you get banned from chat?

T-bagging in general. References to it, especially. It stopped being funny years ago, I'm afraid. Now it is more of a courtesy, or habbit to do.

Fallout 4's "let me mark that settlement on your map" is quickly becoming annoying. Only ever see it in youtube comments, though, but you find it on anything popular now a days. Some guy pops up with the google name preston, and repeats the same shitty line, and gets a thousand thumbs ups.

Dwarves are cool, but I will give you the whole 'elf sex' stuff is dumb.

user pls, i watch his recordings on youtube. the chat is pure faggot SJW cancer.

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Yes, the first 50% is terrible and they made a terrible game design by locking the best areas after you pass through. But for real, it's not a bad game and if they complain about the story not making sense

Every single time

come on now, Holla Forums is autistic as hell but not THAT autistic

Thanks for reminding me of that shitty joke user :^)

Stop joining servers labeled "silly server" and you wouldn't have this problem.

The problem with Joel and Vinny is that they can't stop themselves from milking every last game that they find for content. I don't recall which of them it was but on one of their crappy SNES games streams, the guy didn't even bother with checking what goddamn games he was going to play beforehand and ended up playing some actually good games like the Darius game for the SNES. Seriously, how many more "shitty android games" streams are there going to be?

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This is why this game is dead.

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do you have any idea how many shitty android games are out there? i mean, if you had said shitty NDS or shitty PSP games, i understand, but android lets literally children and retards make their own games. the streaming & meme potential of shitty android games is infinite.

don't forget they get hundreds of thousands of clicks, they make probably a thousand dollars per week torturing themselves with shitty games, or sometimes simply playing whatever is popular/whatever they like.

let me repeat, they get paid for playing videogames, enough to live a comfortable middle class life. you'd wish you had that much natural charisma in you, or had jumped in the streaming bandwagon back when it was new. The only downside i can see is that they have to eat their opinions in order to appeal to the widest audience as possible (because more clicks/fans = more money). vinny in fact is even well aware of most imageboard memes, Holla Forums memes included, he's even aware of the cunny meme, but he's got to keep the show as safe as possible because again, more clicks = more money, and if someone gets seriously offended it might mean less money.

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Does the elf thing really come up that often? I mean, they're fairly renowned for being knife-eared kikes, but outside of here, I don't really see it pop up much. Even here, it seems fairly rare.

You know, its piss easy to make a server with no hats and no weapons but no one fucking does it and when they do its fucking dead. Im willing to bet anyone who perpetuates this tired ass meme either A. Got bored of TF2 and wants to blame it on something as goddamned stupid as hats and cosmetics or B. Never played TF2 in the first place and is trying to fit in. Theres like hundreds of things you could say is wrong with modern day TF2 and the fact that it gives you options for cosmetics aint one of them.

Usually the shit was prevalent on /tg/ until they did what they're usually good at and subverting the shit out of it. You'd probably see it more on the anime and hentai boards than anything else.

I'm still hearing this shit and it infuriates me to no end.

Every other thread on /tg/ and any thread on fantasy games on Holla Forums devolves into elf rape memes or 40kposting. I see it every single day. Since 2006.

I really miss the /tg/ that existed before quest threads became a thing.

They pop up on /a/ too if there's an elf thread going on.

Every fucking time.

Fair enough. I don't go to those shitholes, since usually, the only thing they discuss is moeshit and slice of life garbage.

Well, by all means that. Still, they're usually creative about it, and the whole "around elves watch yourselves" item doesn't pop up too much.
Will give you the 40ker 'MUH HERESY' bit, though they've lately been much more contained about things. Likely due to 40k and Warhammer kind of doing a bit of a dive, lately, when it comes to recent updates.

Because those servers suck

I'm guessing you have zero friends.

Ruby Quest has a lot to answer for.

I would contribute to the thread but I never encountered any of that since I don't take part in video game communities.

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Where the fuck do you think you are?

It's not an in joke, it's a shitty meme based on that Mario eats mushrooms to gain strength.

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Nintendo Switch

Does mario even eat the mushrooms though?
Every mario game I've played he just touched the thing.

A shitposting imageboard

Then why the fuck are you here, you cock guzzling faggot?

RPG ones show off that he eats them, and it's loosely implied they're the same canon but not series.

I wish I had that one webm of the flash animation about Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

I think the joke I hate the most is any crack about inventory. No, I don't particularly give a shit where Link keeps 30 bombs on his person, or how an FPS protagonist can carry over 300 rounds of ammunition. It was never funny.

and on a more autistic note I've gotten tired of how the Sonic fanbase is still treated like the most autistic one, because in the face of FNAF, Tumblretale, and MLP, I feel like that stopped being true years ago.

Also, quoting Star Fox 64. Star Fox is dead now, let it rest in peace.

Mario and Luigi do eat the mushrooms in the Mario & Luigi RPG games but in the mainline platformers he just touches them. But the joke is that Mario eats mushrooms and gets high and woah, talking mushrooms and killer turtles and gold everywhere, hahahah man I'm so high dude weed lmao

This thread wasn't nearly as shit as I thought it might be.

prepare for your b&

Just point out to him that in every single interview, the devs consistently talked about how much your choices would matter in the 3rd game. Like, it's almost their primary selling point.

Then say "your next sentence will be 'but maybe they said that so that their message of choices not mattering would hit harder!'"

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The color coded endings actually being titled as such in the files coupled with the colorblind "Thanks, I was only seeing one ending" bait and switch image really helped change his tune on the matter, so he's kind of goal post shifted that at least 1 and 2 are good games, and that 3's gameplay was decent. Thankfully he doesn't bring it up as often.

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the average Holla Forums goer doesn't have what it takes to get into this streaming stuff and live out of it

What else would you call it? Tallent? Drive? Luck?

There's people making bank off of shitty games online.
If you ain't someone with ambition, that's a pretty great field.

Wait, I didn't hallucinate that video? I tried to find the video again but couldn't remember the name nor did any of my friends recognise what the fuck I was on about.

It's not a matter of charisma. It was only a matter of timing. A lot of big Youtuber and streamers only got that way because they were in the right place at the right time and snowballed to internet celebrity status from there.

it's not about working hard. It's about getting lucky and exploiting morons.

I want a gimmick, I'll move to a very liberal drug law country and every stream is a new drug and you can see how it affects my gaming.

fucjkke d on 20mg zolpidem right nwo so fogivee typos

playin gex 2 for psx an ever voice line is memes, litrally everyu sing le one.

who touthtn ws good idea?

user I think you are about to die

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Zolpidem is a hypnotic, he'll be fine.

no that later when third scrip filled. can take all + no puke drug an slic artery befo pass out an mayb wit no painne

for no3 just bad motor moveme hands are glocks blocks

Truth.

if anything, of the things you mentioned, its luck.

compare vinny and joel to other less-popular, boring streamers. vinny tells stories, anecdotes, makes voices, creates his own memes, tells jokes, and also has good pronunciation and a polished voice. joel is similar, he's more of a dork though, sometimes he can't control his stupidity and it lowers the quality of some of his streams, but still a pretty funny guy.

i get it, they had an incredible offshot lucky chance and rose to popularity, but they've kept said popularity for 6 years and steadily rising, thats where the "charisma" part comes in, luck is needed to launch yourself, charisma to stay on the air. your regular anons around here are social pariahs and thats fine, thats what IBs are for or political extremists who can't keep their opinions in their pants, and thats pretty much the antithesis of what a popular streamer is like.

ie: remember the S.H.I.T. podcast? thats the kind of idiot who would stream games out of Holla Forums, and of course he'd fail at making any money because on the 4th podcast they were already going WE SHOULD GATHER TOGETHER AND KILL ALL NIGGERS AND JEWS IN CALIFORNIA 14/88 HEIL HITLER.
i mean sure, i agree, but those REDHOT 1000 DEGREE opinions are not going to get you youtube money or popularity, if anything, you'd gain infamy and be banned from streaming services that let you monetize out of ads put on your content.

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here you go

Well okay if you say so

Videogames are the joke

Yeah, that's a more elaborate post of what I meant to say. You have to get lucky to make it big in the first place, and then you have to get smart to stay big.

I find Vinny more insufferable than Joel because something about him comes off as extremely artificial. I don't think he likes video games all that much, I get the impression he only does it because it makes him money and popular. Also the repetitive jokes and memes are worse than Joel's.

I dislike the pace of her streams, but jen actually likes vidya, and despite not being as good as vinny, isnt total shit at videogames. She's also probably the most drama free,

I bet vinny fucked her

No, you didn't hallucinate it. It existed.

And I was reminded of its existence twelve times every five minutes by every idling memespouting mouthbreather in Ironforge.

IN EVERY FUCKING STREAM

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He's right you know.

i firmly believe this was the genesis of the annoying gamer archetype. everything we have and hate now, and virtually 100% of why borderlands is such a piece of shit, can be traced back to the proliferation of this fucking "meme". it's patient goddamn zero of the cancer consuming us now

There is an overlap, but there's been overlaps in every hyper-autistic fanbase. I've seen them called "nomads," groups of people that drift from one popular autistic thing to another, and bringing degeneracy and drama and terrifying levels of autism everywhere they go.

Sonic was simply Square One for a lot of them, and many have long since left. You can find hyper autists in every fandom obviously, some will bunker down in them forever, but there are a lot of social nomads that go to whatever is popular just to stay in some kind of peripheral spotlight.

I was thinking more about his Mario and Luigi voices but he has a shit-ton and they all get real fucking grating real fucking quick when he never lets up on them. I feel the same way about Joel's Danny DeVito voice but at least he usually only does it in quick bursts, rarely prolonging it.

i think they're funny

Joel really is a lot more genuine. Even the more obnoxious memes from him came out of actually funny while at the same time genuine moments. Vinny on the otherhand is just "IM GONNA PLAY WEIRD SHIT WHILE DOING FUNNY VOICES HEY LUIGI I HAVE CANCER" while Joel is just a guy who likes video games

They are funny but just because I like cake doesn't mean I need a slice every 15 minutes.

Yeah, that sums up my feelings about it. Joel does come off as an honest Swedish bozo with silly tastes and a genuine appreciation for games.

Vinny played Planet Robobot and couldn't remember who Queen Sectonia was despite him streaming the entirety of Triple Deluxe. That's when I was convinced the man is about as fake as PewDiePie.

hello douglath

CARL YOUR AN IDIOT, PLAY A RECORD

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That's dangerous user. People have died.

I call it not being genuine and making retardes voices while you play shovelware and never criticizing your autistic fanbase.

You talking about the Onyxia raid video usually called 50 DKP minus?

Why are people so willing to drive jokes into the ground anyways?
Like okay, there was this thing that was funny, let's mention it a billion times until it becomes unfunny, and then a billion times more, and then a billion times more. Do they think it's like comedy in a bottle, that just by mentioning it they're automatically funny regardless of context, timing or delivery?

You are a big guy

You know how you can entertain a baby by jingling keys in front of it?

This is the evolution of that, for people who are still mentally toddlers.

The real reason is that they have no interest in them, they only want the social credit

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the cashier at mcdonalds doesn't tell you how much of an ugly fatfuck neckbeard virgin you are when you go pick up your 30 daily bigmacs, even if he thinks you are one.
he just gives them to you, with your diet soda, and wishes you a nice day. because thats how they make their money.

the same thing applies when you make SO MUCH CASH out of streaming that it could be considered your job

Wow

i see the point completely flew over your head.

wasn't calling you a fat fuck, i was making an example of why he has to be nice to his fanbase even if he thinks they're retards.

He should get a real job then.

People already posted most of the good ones

why?

Most real jobs are the same thing as that, though: being nice to people you hate.

Because self-censorship for the sake of making as many shekels as possible is a disgustinc practice.

Your point?

LOL

Its editted

maybe they just dont care fam.

those hot opinions of yours are the reason you cannot be, and will never be, living off of videogame streaming revenue.

I mean, I know it's true, but I'm just tired of it. Playing this game would be a lot less embarrassing and painful if the people that play it currently weren't such colossal faggots. Also, everybody sucking Mike's cock for making a game.

I don't think that we can keep discussing this, we are clearly on different frequencies and you seem to be thinking while on your moral highground of assumptions.

you could say the same thing about any jap 2D fighter that isnt SF

I mean, we all know deep down people who prefer KOF or BLAZ BLU to SF or Tekken are fuckin virgins.

Even Soul Cal fans get laid sometimes.

You're the one taking a moral high ground with posts like

Every single one of those communities you mention is better than SG. They all at least adhere to the idea that we're all just here to kick some ass in vidya, although a Blazblue player did try to hug me once. But, when you go to play SG,, it's like joining a hippie commune.. Everybody has to have approval from everyone for everything. One of the players, the actual VO of one of the characters, tried to set up a directive for tournaments, and out of the woodworks comes all the little communists who feel they should own a part of something they didn't create and they should get to change things here and there. And they all got real pissy when they didn't get their way. The whole thing caused a pretty good commotion, and lots of furries cried.

That's called having some morals and self-respect, sure you can whore yourself out for easy YT money but not everyone is like that. But this however

This is talking like a pretentious prick while making some sort of strawman out of a generalization from your average imageboard dwel3ler.

you'd have to be pretty idiotic to think they're censoring themselves because they don't insult their fanbase or call for the holocaust to happen every 5 minutes. Again, some people don't go around identifying themselves with their political/social opinions, and that generally nets them better results in the sphere of socialization than, say, going around with a #MAGA hat, or dying their hair bright pink.

your opinion of streams does not affect their profitability in the slightest. and here's my opinion of you: you've been secluded in anonymous imageboards for too long

see? there you go taking the moral highground again

that's why they're popular, because they're happy, charismatic people who don't let their hot political/social/moral opinions drive them to bitterness.

You are one dense motherfucker, i'll give you that.

and you're an angsty moral busybody.

I blame children. They watch the worst shit imaginable and think it's funny. My niece watches this shit called retarted Mario that reminds me of that.

My friends are almost all super normalfags. They're the type of people that still read polygon and kotaku. One of my friends even refuses to accept that keyboards are better than controllers. I can't even pick a single joke out the hundreds they fuck up. Most of the stuff you guys are posting is considered to esoteric for them. I have a friend that thinks reddit is too "hardcore". He gets his entertainment from fucking facebook. He isn't even a Chad, he's like 400 pounds and has a neckbeard. He wears sandals and jeans to weddings.

I need better friends.

how about you try having no friends? i-its fun, i p-p-promise ;_;

This reminds me a phrase one of mine acquaintances once said:

I forgot halfchan even had a presence anymore, it's surreal going to any other website and seeing people continue to go off about it and document it like it's the only one that exists.

remember we're too extreme for 4chan

Didnt want to make a new thread but do you guys think that daily quests are equivalent to good boy points?

Theyre basically chores to keep you playing every day and every so often you can redeem them for other shit. I mean I have a freecell game on my phone tgat has dailies for fuck sakes

How long has it been since Bui killed furry? 4 months?

Does Arcana Heart even have a community? Outside of fightan threads Ive never seen it acknowledged

YIFF IN HELL, FURFAG

to me nate will always be the furry mascot, even if they change the board name

are memes 2safe4u?

smh tbh we need to get those racist memesters out of here. I remember when memes were family friendly. Nowadays it's not even cool to like cuck porn, I mean really? Really???? It's 2027 peopls

its not even funny
the only episode I ever watched had the supposedly genius character not understanding that ELECTRONS are WAVES and NOT PARTICLES
it's humor for the pseudointellectuals

I was actually friends with jen for a while before she did a total 180 and started acting like a total bitch, I can confirm that they did fuck, a lot, then vinny dumped her ass and she still wants his vineshroom and never shuts the fuck up about it.

That isn't a bad thing in the slightest

I thought electrons were both until they were observed? Like in the slit experiment.

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>>>/r9k/
Threads like these always bring out the antisocial losers on the board.

I'll have you know I went on a five mile walk the other day just to get a sandwhich, and it was a fucking great sandwhich

It's still shit that theoretical physicists, which the alleged genius character is supposed to be, have as basic fucking knowledge.
That shit's like Cindy from Final Cup Noodle not knowing how to change a tire, or a soldier dude from any FPS not knowing how to turn off the safety.

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Fuck off normalfag

barbados

It's a very small group. Of the people that actually do play it, they've been shafted by not actually getting the latest edition of their game brought to the US. AH 3 Love max! Six stars is I think two years old, and still there is no word of it being released in America. Also, it splintered a tiny bit a bunch of years ago with people who don't agree with one of the system changes (unlimited homing) deciding to stick to one of the older releases. There are actually a lot of notable gamers that used to play AH at one time or another, like Arturo Sanchez. It has a small, but dedicated base in Japland, of course.

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what?

user, that's not how English works

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#notallmuslims

WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE WON'T NEED EYES TO SEE

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Fucking this, dude.

No

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what's the matter
too deep for you?

No, go deeper

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have are you conceived of the notion maybe that you may be achieving a point of in space time fabric maybe that might imply impending doom?

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Sometimes I think it might be better to have no friends. They have pleb taste in everything and are the exact opposite of me politically. The only reason were still friends is because I play pathfinder with them.

I'd rather get new friends, but it's tough as hell to make friends as an adult.

4chan might as well be the "darkweb" to most of them. Only one of them even goes on 4cuck. I'll hear most of them regurgitate shit I saw on Holla Forums years ago.

Everyone that's been into tabletop gaming for a few years grew to despise elves.
I mean

Elves are the Mary Sues of every setting they're in.

Plus, if you don't like elves you're a fanatical demon xd

AM I A KID OR A SQUID XD

How does an ecosystem like that even work unless there's something actively killing them off? You'd think they would be rapidly overpopulating the world because of that, not the oh-so-mysterious-and-cloistered people they are.

Depends on the elves, but most the time they can sleep, and they can die through normal means outside of age.
Rest is right, though.
They're pretty shit most the time. Somehow better than everyone, yet always a "dying race".

Maybe if the knifeears took after humans, and learned to breed with everything, they'd fair better.

Where does this "elves are oppressed" shit come from? At what point in fantasy lore did elves become oppressed? Do actual dnd and pathfinder games do this? I never play with modules and my group always makes their own campaigns, so elves are usually the ones doing the oppressing.

:^)

A lot of lore has them "dying out". I wouldn't call it oppressed, but they're usually a supposedly failing civilization.
Usually with the weak excuse that "iit's their time"

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Thanks, doc

What kind of fag reads the second panel first?

I was thinking that as well. Though, in my case, it might be more due to never reading shitty titles. Rarely ever matter.

Weebs often look at the right side first since Japanese comics are read from right to left instead of left to right

weabs
post yfw you passed the weab test

Honey is flower nectar that bees repeatedly vomit into each other's mouths.

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If only human vomit was that delicious.

Invader Zim

All I wanted to do was fap to shotas and aliens doing it.

It's not funny. I don't get it.

You make that sound like a bad thing. Just means kisses are all the sweeter

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I hate you

That doesn't make completely derailing threads with 12 year old jokes that aren't funny and are only posted out of tradition any less infuriating.

Jewish authors wanted to sully the presentation of ideal Aryan people.

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They don't even say it that frequently in the game.
Thankfully you don't hear this too much anymore.

FUUUUUCK ELVES
FUCK PATHFINDER, FUCK MY PARTY AND MY normalfag FRIENDS WHO PLAY THEM
Seriously next fucking time we're doing a campaign elves and all fucking variants thereof are fucking banned.

Doesn't stop the 40k retards.

LE CAEK IS LE LIE XDDDDDD

Why do people always associate bees with wasps?
Some species look similar, but bees and wasps are they're about as related to each other as they are to ants.

Hence why I included them in my earlier reply. Anything tangentially /tg/ related is derailed either by elf-rape jokes and the associated dwarf fetishism or by 40kposting.

I have no idea and I fucking hate it because wasps are assholes and should all be exterminated in their entirety from this world.
Seriously, if I had a switch what'd kill all wasps in the universe, I'd damn well pull that switch. Screw the supposed "consequences" to the ecosystem.

Bees can stay because bees are cool and don't usually bite you.

I don't mind it that much when it's about romancing anything that moves and is non-human enough in the universe.

Not universal.

Not universal.

That's their thing because of wisdom and nature, you fucking imbecile.

So?

Not universal.

Not universal.

Not fucking universal. They primarily literally want to stay away from everyone else. Literally nothing wrong with cultural xenophobia or isolation.

So? Hypnosis is cowardly shit anyways that now just gets used for cuckshit.

All of this is shit and just sound retarded spewed at vidya, 2D and especially its porn most of all. I've basically never seen it.

This one gets it.

My bad.

Fucking weak. How can you even call yourself human, with no desire to seduce the stars themselves?

Holy shit, that bee is cute.

Bugbros are 10/10.

But stars do move.

Disgusting.

That's part of the point. I was assuming, given the context to your reply, going towards 40k stuff with the usual "human pure xenos get out heretical scum" type deal.
Those guys are fucking weak. If you aren't subjugating those ayy bastards with your vastly superior human dick, you're doing it wrong.

This is what I'm talking about; nobody is going to laugh at this post, it's not funny and it doesn't contribute to the discussion, it purely derails. It's posted out of tradition, because over time newfags outgrew oldfags on /tg/ and are still trying to fit in 12 years later.

I would agree with you if not for the fact that would cause extreme environmental damage due to tipping various ecosystems out of balance. Wasps, like many insects, are very important. The different ecosystems would probably adapt after a few decades, but still.

It is adorable, but it likely wouldn't be able to stand or fly. The structure of bees is different to mammals, due to the square cube law you would have to revise many of their features for them to be able to survive.

Fuck the ecosystem. Even if it meant countless deaths, I'd say it's for the greater good.

That's why every campaign I've run, I've turned elves into the Chinese during the age of exploration. Yes, their system is failing and yes, they're technologically behind, their society is stagnant and corruption is rife, but they don't care. Fuck you and get out, human. We don't need your stupid flintlock guns and modern medicine, because if we needed it, we would've invented it already. It's also amusing to turn dwarves into perfidious Albion, colonizing the world using a mixture of superior technology, mercantilism and gunboat diplomacy to get their own way.

Make their exoskeloteen metal. Robot bees, if you will.

I usually go full forest elves. No real civilization that makes sense, just treehouses and a general 'muh nature' type reasoning.
Basically, the elves act like animals, most the time, but still somehow have a functioning society, albiet one what makes no sense to a human or other such outsider.
They're still hoighty little assholes, with a large helping of magical potential, they just never really bother with much else since they refuse to mine, harvest, or otherwise invest, and rarely trade. Most their economy revolves around hunting, foraging, magic tree molding shit, and a large dosage of banditry that makes most other races rather disdainful towards them.

And then you run into a species that wants everyone else to stay the fuck away from their world.

Triggered.

Aliens and not that shitty obnoxious ayyshit and associated cliches are the best way to make shit fun. Not sharing human culture for all kinds of reasons makes things like harems inconsequential and irrelevant and plenty have neat unique technology that can be used as part a story. Of course, magic is always more.

furry pls

It wouldn't mean countless deaths ( not human deaths, anyway ), it would just mean a lot of complications would happen.
Spiders would start to greatly infest parts of the world where wasps currently control their population.. which would also mean they would now be controlling the growth of insects that would otherwise grow in population well that's once problem that solves itself
Pollination would also become a big issue; wasps are a central part of pollination in many countries.

Now you've just exacerbated the problem by making them even heavier.

When you run into that race, you just greaseball it up until you manage to seduce a nice lass from there too. It only takes one, after all. Then you've got dozens of human halfbreeds running around, trying to open up human-ayybugs relations, creating more and more halfbugs as they go.

While I can appreciate turning elves into forest niggers, I try to ground my campaigns in low fantasy as much as possible and subvert staples, such as elves being "the magic race" and dwarves being the "isolationist race."

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Those guys lack imagination. Sure, they talk some big shitty game about how they're wanting the animal ladies. But when you actually look into the stuff, you know what it is?
Humans. Just human girls, with a funny face, and a different skin color. Don't even have fur most the time.
Even their clothing is just human junk. Don't even bother cutting a hole for the tail, most the time. Culture-wise, any time there's some lore anyway, they don't much stray from modern humanity. Just plop some random bird, deer, and fox people into a McDonalds and call it a day. Don't even make actual distinction from the bird, deer, and fox. Nope, they're all going to act the exact same.
Bunch of lazy shitters, is what they are.

I was starting to wonder when you'd post some Guoh.

Trying to make them change their no immigration stance would always result in a "Fuck off" if they weren't pussies who could be shamed or subverted in any way. Be happy if they'd even respect you living there after busting your ass just for a waifu after a while.

The less they want to fuck actual animals and just behavioral traits they find would be cute or even sexy in a woman (like catgirls purring and curling up) the better.

you know, some of the episodes are actualy funny, especialy when sheldon behaves like an actual clinical autist (it anoys me that every kind of retardation is called autism these days), but most of it is just badly written shit. with a laugh track, which is another thing that annoys the living shit out of me.

I'm joking with you, mate.
As long as you're not into things like cats or dragons you're alright in my book. It's not like I'd have any room to talk, either. I like robots

You don't do it immediately. You don't even set foot over there, immediately. You simply find one of their women, while she's out in the universe, seduce her, raise a family with her, those kids go back home, and maybe they think "humans aren't so bad". They tell friends they make. Maybe even your waifu tells some of her friends. Next thing you know, more humans are fucking spacebugs. More halfbug kids come along. Some of them become important. Make loads of money in trade, thanks to having ties with humans. Maybe others look to them and think "hey, maybe we should lower some of our trade regulations". Maybe some of the kids go into politics. Next thing you know, bug kingdom is having a golden age of wealth and prosperity, a full on 20% of their leadership has human lineage, and their economy might as well just straight up be human.

That's a fair rundown, but I'd make the case that it makes them no better than shit-tier normalfags.
If you're okay with people being shit tier normalfags, by all means. But I do wish they'd stop acting so special, in that case.

What's wrong with dragons?
Robots are all well and good, but you'll never raise a family that way.

Reality is the joke

Far too close to the furshit border.
>but you'll never raise a family that way
>implying

Besides, robots might very well be a reality in the future; dragons not so much.
Maybe not the way we envision them in fiction, but still.
>>>/robowaifu/

How's that even work? Cloning? Artificial wombs? Does the child have any actual relation to the robotic parent? Is the child just a robot, and thus has no relation to the organic parent?

Dragons've been a well established thing long before those furfuckers popped up. I'd also add that most furshit revolves around humanoid nonsense, than the type of stuff dragons is.
I wouldn't rightly call it "close to the boarder", myself. Mostly due to the fantasy nature and lack of humanoid features.
Now, kobolds are pushing it.
Gnolls, they might as well be straddling things.
But dragons strike me as in a category of their own.

I thought you were talking about The Culture for a second and I almost creamed my khakis.

Because similar yellow and black colors and flying stingers. Also, ants and wasps are closely related, wasps essentially just being flamboyant nigger ants, and bees have a similar social structure to ants.

Colony collapse disorder has some nasty things in store for you. We're all fucked once the bees die out

Is this a webcomic? I demand salsa.

But that's my point

Not a webcomic, sadly. The artist, Sanzo, tends to do oneshots.
There's a pixiv as well, but sadly, I do not have a link handy.

Also there are people who still make "the cake is a lie" jokes 10 years after the joke died.

They dont think it be like it is but it do.

I mean, the speech bubble its written right after the title.

Know*

You realize Vinny is an outspoken leftist right? Go watch his FF7 stream around the train part I think, he goes on a whole long rant about how race doesn't real, nationalism is stupid and evil, he was so lucky to be born white and italian because minorities have it so much worse/muh privilege etc.

This fucking shitty joke in general.
"lololol what were they smoking when they made this? It's so weird! Lololo"
Kill yourselves.
When you're high you see bullshit but you don't see anything that's a solid cohesive idea. Creativity doesn't come from smoking weed.
Also it makes you too fucking lazy to do anything.

Do you think it drew the normalfag "Big Bang Theory" audience to gaming?

Actually, it makes you okay with being bored, which is worse.

>We're all fucked once the bees die out
That's why we need robo bees

Stop nerd-shaming

i don't care Holla Forums. i watch him for the memes and entertainment, not because i think he's an undercover nazi "JUST LIKE US CHANNERS AM I RITE? XD"

I'm fairly sure the lot of those guys are pretty shit that way, for what it's worth.
One of them, I think it was Rev, claimed racism because a character in a shitty flash game didn't have a name given to him. Apparently that's all you have to do to be a racist shitter in their eyes.
I know there's the "muh memes and entertainment" argument, but there's a level that hurts me too much to keep watching.

Not Holla Forums, though, so take that for what you will. I just wish people wouldn't automatically assume malice every single fucking time something pops up, and otherwise'd act with a little bit more courtesy.

Its a usually a hippy/enviromentalist metaphor about muh dying forests or humanity straying too far from nature or whatever.

Same shit from a guy I know:

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at least you didn't say spook

It's not really the political leanings. It's more the hostility to those who I don't believe have earned it, and general hypocrisy at times.
Whenever it does pop up, and I'll grant you that it is rare, but whenever it does, it rather hurts my soul.

I'd rather watch people who aren't assholes, put bluntly.

Oh, it's you again from the other thread. Please be kind and fuck off.

Aside from going wildly off topic you're also a retard. Pls go and stay go. Bye.

I enjoyed 'Community' a lot more. Same pop culture humor but I always thought it was a bit more subtle with the references in that they would copy the cinematography of a certain director for an episode instead of saying:

"Hey, look! I have a camera, I'm like Spielberg!"
cue cancer laughtrack

Anyone else miss these?

I don't think I've ever seen an elf I didn't hate other than Marcille in Dungeon Meshi

Not even slightly.
That was back in the early days of 4chan when everyone was a fucking faggot and it was these kind of jokes that normalfag cancer draw all of their humour from now.

those? no

I'll take opportunism for 500, Alex

That entire channel should've died long ago. It started out pretty decent, but then faggots started submitting their lore shit attracting a swarm of autistics.

I can't wait years from now for people to keep rationalizing reasons for him not making the second game that was the last kickstarter goal.

at least he realized the cancer he created

Fucker worked on Homestuck, he knew exactly what he was going to get, he expunged as much of his internet history pre Homestuck as possible and reinvented himself just so he could get more money from the cancer.

Give him credit, though. At least he intends to end it here. Or, so it would seem.

Aqua > Chris > Darkness> Wiz > Yunyun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Megushitter

You're better off with realizing any intimate relationship just isn't for you and dealing with the loneliness than with fussing over some anime fantasy that will never become real.

you take that back nigger

Some waifufags claim it makes them genuinely happy. If that's what works for them, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I think it's probably better in the long run than going full misanthrope and embracing loneliness.

Okay so that was a disaster. I read that caffeine actually magnifies the sedative effect of Zolpidem/Ambien instead of canceling it out, so I gave it a try (1x 200mg caffeine tablet) with my monthly recreational dose. That got me all kinds of fucked up as expected I vaguely remember sitting a couple feet in front of my 50" TV and watching what appeared to be 3D hockey popping out of the TV, but apparently I got super depressed instead of whimsical and trippy.

You know it's true