Is there even going to be salt caused by this...

Oh look it's another game that bloodlines still has better facial animation than 14 years later
fuck this industry

Its just sonyggers desperate to feel validated by their purchase. I doubt aby of them even bought it

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Don't worry pal. Someone was paid 150k to comb over ever second of that footage and make sure there's no misogyny.

I'd like to think that we could get some tears if it flops, but we would never know if it did because EA would say something like, "Our biggest ME launch ever!" or, "It shipped this many units!"

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I swear some of the new Ass Effect faces can hilariously step into straight up "I've seen some shit" territory.

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Because most of them look like expressionless barbie dolls

Theyre not actually praising the game, just the score it got. Because to them, its all that matters. You said yourself theyre praising the metacritic score. They do the same shit with every high scoring game. Doesnt mean they bought or enjoy it.