Is there even going to be salt caused by this...

Oh look it's another game that bloodlines still has better facial animation than 14 years later
fuck this industry

Its just sonyggers desperate to feel validated by their purchase. I doubt aby of them even bought it

...

Don't worry pal. Someone was paid 150k to comb over ever second of that footage and make sure there's no misogyny.

I'd like to think that we could get some tears if it flops, but we would never know if it did because EA would say something like, "Our biggest ME launch ever!" or, "It shipped this many units!"

...

I swear some of the new Ass Effect faces can hilariously step into straight up "I've seen some shit" territory.

...

Because most of them look like expressionless barbie dolls

Theyre not actually praising the game, just the score it got. Because to them, its all that matters. You said yourself theyre praising the metacritic score. They do the same shit with every high scoring game. Doesnt mean they bought or enjoy it.

OH MY GOD FUCK FINALLY

A fucking week trying to figure out who that nuAsari reminds me of and it's Timmy fucking Williams from WKUK. That's been burning my fucking brain non-stop jesus what a relief.

m8 this just sounds like denial

I wanted to post this at you earlier but I was busy with some errands.

8ch.net/_t/20161210.txt

looks like she set her makeup shotgun on whore
youtu.be/8SGtO2MsJ8Y

It's the eyes. They're just plastic baubles, not alive. And they completely fail to animate the face, no cheeks, no eye expression fitting to the mouth. I swear they have some face blind autist doing the face design and animation.

...

ASS DEFECT: DIARRHEA
In space, no one can smell your shit.

I can't wait for the Crowbcat video.

biodrone are truly the worst

What do you think will be the failure he documents that gets his channel banned?

I was just thinking the exact same thing.

What in the fuck? Its just a fucking mannequin with a puppet mouth.

I've seen early access garbage better than this.

i know exactly one person who is hype as fuck for this shitheap, and she's the stereotypical chubby chick who flips out when people use the word "retarded" or "gay" to describe things, had a side-cut hairdo until we as her friends finally told her it looks ridiculous and actually burst into treats when trump won. every single normal person i know doesn't even know it's coming out, and most have said "well, ME3 sucked ass so i'm not interested anymore"

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING UGLY?!

Holy shit

Why are you associating with a person who fits that description you retard

I think some of it was that it would rather over exaggerate than understate expressions, which led to some comical looking stuff. However, it also meant that the player could forgo the voice acting entirely and still know the tone/mood of the speaker easily. Which was a bit ironic given that it was a game about vampires that eventually become less expressive and human.

Not ugly, Inclusive.

Who gives a shit about the pilots in a mech game?

Probably something Nintendo/Switch related.

Oh and this is what their voice 'actors' look like.

Inclusive like a beating with the ugly stick.

Wouldn't it have made for a better gave if they did in fact go to a new fucking galaxy to have things be completely alien with no bipedal structure frame of reference and have the humans arriving succumb to sheer helplessness of being able to relate to their new hellscape?
Or have the colonists to this new galaxy mutate on the trip over since it would take so fucking long?

Like they'll even exist hundreds of years in the future, they're all at least 70% white mixed already.

These two don't have the individual or combined personality of Meer and Hale. You can clearly tell their quirky friendliness is being manufactured by some Bioware PR guy who thinks the dialogue Joss Whedon writes is the apex of wit

...

Tell me more, baby.

I would much rather have a sexy mech than some shitty anime bitch

...

...

Project Nimbus.
It's the only early access game that looks good to me. But I don't know if I should get it or wait until it's done.

what

What?

Unless he uses direct gameplay, it's impossible for a company to fuck him over with a DMCA. He already made a Switch one that spread like wildfire and he's still good.

More importantly, why haven't the synthetics created by Andromeda species long ago not wiped out all life in the galaxy and sent their own anti-Reapers to fuck up the Milky Wayh

my ex-girlfriend was her best friend, so i had to be around her

Muh nigger

Just imagine it. A mech so big it can only be piloted by another mech

Nope, there's just going to be shill threads, newfags sperging out once they're called faggots, one-of-a-kind autism (think schizoanon or the fo4 fag), hotpockets being passive because "freedom of speech is freedom to be an idiot" and maybe Mark spilling his spaghetti once more.

...

Witcher 3 has some okay facial animation. Outside of that, the only game that stands out for good facial animations to me is Half-Life 2, which is depressing.

That and L.A. Noire, but that's solely as a joke.

Yeah, it's a shame that nowadays when a game does something other than gameplay right the gameplay is pure trash. Examples are witcher 3 itself and battlefield 3.

It's gonna be so funny to see this game bomb!

Oh, I forgot about that.

Man this reminds me fo stabbing a dude in the yugoslav wars.

While I'm not defending the voices, or the voice actors in any way, does it really matter what a VA looks like? They either can voice act well and fit the part, or they can't. Whether or not they look like they can doesn't matter.

If you mute it, he face looks exactly like those animated heads that open and flap their mouths in older games with 2D sprites.

Who the fuck put an autist in charge, let alone a woman?

No, but its a way to make fun of the game even further

Yes. The only reason a book wouldn't be what it says on the cover, is if the book is a russian spy.
Ever met a weak person with a bodybuilder's physique?

Bloodlines… which ran on the Half-Life 2 engine.

There is something wrong with her eyes I can't put a finger on it but it's really upsetting.

It's because she's got that thousand-yard stare going on, it's like she's looking right past everything.

No muscle movement around her eyes, the thing which is necessary to facilitate like 90% of all facial expression.

Put your hand over her lower head, covering just above her nostrils, and mute the webm. Does it look like someone who's talking? Can you tell when she's talking outside of the fact that the camera's on her? You should be able to see expression and accentuation of the words she's making with her facial muscles, especially when she's talking about people dying. There's no movement outside of slow, flat blinking. She's indistinguishable from an idle animation when she's talking, it's the most un-fucking-natural thing ever.

Still anticipating this hot turd to drop out of bioware's diseased anus

And what are sonyggers if not normalfags?

It's because bioware's work is a pile of lazily pasted togheter funcionalities made by people who have 0 idea what they're doing.
Instead of making the eyes humanely move, they just made them spasm because they think it's better than nothing. Instead of making the characters humanely blink, their eyelids just come down like curtains being slammed shut. The mouth animations are just random movements with the cheeks being stretched like a rubberband, while the jaws improperly go up and down and don't stretch any skin, and everybody stares at the distance.
What you see here is shitty graphics, with uncanny valley animations. At times they're worse than people who purposefully do that shit for spook purposes.

HOW DOES THIS CONTINUE TO GET WORSE?

SHE TAKES HER JOB SERIOUSLY

it gets worse because its gonna sell anyway

you should know by now that hispters flock in droves to games that are related to 90s/early 00s games that used to be good
its been "hip and trendy" to be a "geek" since maybe 2011, in not 2008

Judging by the make up, her job is a call girl.

They are not enough of a market share to make a profit.

...

well i guess theres the diehard fanboys too
im not sure why they love that stuff

This bitch has the face and hairdo of a little boy. It's creepier than the Ass Effect faces.

Bodybuilders aren't necessarily strong. They deliberately cultivate volume, not strength.

Looks like a downy. Maybe they're trying to include the "Unabled"

Am I the only one that thought TW3's combat was serviceable
The biggest thing I didn't like about the gameplay was the batman detective vision mode, and that didn't exactly ruin the game or anything

I think they're called "differently abled", user

you made me do this

No, user, your faggotry made you do this.

Yeah and the fucking animators didn't at all.

...

Nor did anyone else.

who cares about BEAbMAK gameplay anyways

DON'T FORGET TO PRE-ORDER YOUR MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA POINTS
shopto.net/video-games/sonydigital/DLS55838-mass-effect-andromeda-points-12000#Top
archive.is/oNPEu

...

This along with cod's preordering remade dlc have somehow managed to create new levels of jewry I thought not possible.

What the fuck is happening in that webm?

This reminds me of Tortanic animations

EA's edict is that all games made by its companies have to have multiplayer. ME3's multiplayer was serviceable and probably the game's only redeeming trait

judging from the people watching and the TV in the background, I'm gonna guess it's some sort of acting class

Oh look at Mr I-don't-wake-up-and-scream-every-morning over here

...

newfag can't tell the difference between developer and publisher

Then please explain to me why Yoko Taro would put Denuvo in the game instead of SE, who had put Denuvo on at least four games prior to Nier: Automata?

I bet it's screaming therapy. We've probably regressed enough as a society to have those.

Please tell me where Denuvo has been confirmed anywhere?

I can't even understand what the fuck she's saying

At first I wanted to tell you that's a stupid idea but then I realized you're probably right

I'm too autistic to ignor this post.
Story time it fucker!

...

I think there are actually lewds of that mech out there somewhere

I believe it's performance "art"

god damn I would still fuck her

She is one of the few women I actually would hate-fuck.

But you will forever be a neverfuck.

TRIPS HAVE CONFIRMED
damnit

This little boy in particular.

Just made me sad for the first time.
>you will never wincest hatefuck your sister as anthony burch

Horrible animation AND bad voice acting? GOTY right there.

He looks like Zachary Quinto. I can see the fags at design wanting the women looking like shit to get back at those nasty entitled gamer nerds while making this character look like their favorite boypussy

The female PC character looks OK to me.
That asari is shrek incarnate though

Literally nobody cares about Buy-o-ware and ME.
Nobody!

Finally someone made a Thunderbirds RPG.

why the fuck would I buy this heap of shit if I've already got good games right now?

Digimon games and kof14 are also pretty neat.

Nobody here asked you to buy it.

Good

I played the Digimon game when it hit Vita, it's kinda shit. Is the PS4 version better? I heard it had extra sidequests and didn't literally look like a PSX game in places.

It runs at 60 fps and textures are sharp and clean now.

Considering how quickly Cyber Sluts hit $20 in the states, I'll give it a few months and see where it ends up price-wise.

You are the cancer killing video games.

Fuck you man, I already bought the game on Vita - or can you not fucking read?

I'd also like to mention between Nioh, NieR: Automata, Zelda, Gravity Rush 2, Yakuza 0, and Resident Evil 7 I've spent a LOT of money on games recently, plus I've got shit like Utawarerumono and Dungeon Travelers 2-2 coming up.

I see it, but I'm not truly seeing it.
7/10 resemblance.

Wesker a cute.

Now this I can easily see.
Star Trek Beyond was a good film.

...

I didn't actually notice that, the game looks worse the more you study it.

...

I cannot play LA Noire. Those facial expressions convey nothing to me
Am I autistic?

Nah, it does look like just improv.

Not only immobile but also flat as fuck. They can't even texture it correctly.
Man, this is the most uncanny valley game I ever played. It's the first time I see this mixture of high production values with such untalented work.

It took me too long to realize the siren was not the sound of a very comical fart
Dude's face didn't help

How can they turnaround and make Asari characters who are supposed to be seen as feminine and attractive by other species in the lore, so consistently ugly, masculine, and unappealing?
Is every single character in this game ugly?

The males seem reasonably human looking. Considering who is making the game that is to be expected.

I was going to say it's probably based on the same engine for the previous games but then I remembered how it's frostbite and now I'm just at a loss for words.

Could they really not ring up Dice and ask them for some help? Surely someone at Bioware would feel uneasy about releasing something this bad?

Have these people never seen humans talk?

There is WAY more muscles involved in a face when you're speaking, this is PS2 level shit.

Bioware doesn't care about lore to extremely high levels, now.

Human males are manlets.

this shit looks terrible but I know for a fact normalfags are going to eat it up, should I just go ahead and buy some EA stock before it comes out?

Bodybuilders are real damn strong but they don't compete at peak strength (bulk period) for the sake of aesthetics.

I could see the males looking kind of human, if they didn't look like mannequins. I'm also noticing a lot of the characters, especially females, seem to have rather fat faces.

I've never really played much of dragon age, and everybody keeps showing me why that was a good decision.

Like others have said, Bloodlines displayed more complex and realistic facial animations 14 years before, and it's actually a challenge to think of a game in the past five years, released by an established, veteran studio, that dropped the ball in the graphical department this hard.

This is almost John Flynt levels of shit.

I've met plenty of real old people that make strange facial expressions

First one's okay enough. Especially with a sex mod or two installed, and a few of the extra classes mods.

Everything else is lowest-tier fucking garbage trash rubbish.

Wait the fuck up, when I saw the first gif, I thought it was made in SFM for some upcoming porn parody and now I see in the second gif it's official animations?

For shame, porn has higher standards than that.

10 seconds in, official gameplay.

I don't get it. These guys are explorers/soldiers, right? If anything females shouldn't have very long hair or be pretty. What the fuck did you expect

What broke the immersion in previous ME games for me were the supermodel characters. Male shepard and Miranda in particular.

Don't delude yourself, this is going to be 9/10 GOTY and sell like hotcakes to the retards, just like Fallout 4 before.

While the Andromeda faggot is clearly shorter, that comparison is shit because one is from a downwards angle which makes the legs look shorter.

Easiest way to spot a skinwalker.

IGN is shit

DA:I sold like shit though, and FO4 only sold so much due to FO3 and Skyrim's popularity.

Kek.

Nah, manling.

Yeah, but it's official, and he wanted confirmation if it was official.

...

Holla Forums please, stop embarrassing yourself.

Motorized Joints exist in the game as a non-standard upgrade to armours. Good try but you lose. Even if they were standard for all armour then all soldiers wearing the armour would still have to pass requirements to be able to support that weight over distance in case of interference/damage.

Even then, that wouldn't do anything to stop them from being shit at being soldiers, such as being more likely to be injured.

"Nah" isn't the most convincing of arguments. Bioware is shit enough that we don't need lies or misleading shit to make fun of them. Same thing happened with ME3, people started making up lies about it like that Ashley was a tranny and all that did was give the cunts at Bioware an excuse to cry to the media about how those mean trolls on 4chon were spreading lies. Plenty of normalfags bought into it and it allowed Bioware to hide behind their "it's just trolls spreading misinformation" shield and deflect any real criticism.

If you can't spot poor anatomy when you see it then 'nah' is all you deserve.

...

I hope you guys are ready for some feminist slam poetry in ME:A (yeah, you'll have to endure slam poetry sessions in the Hyperion's bar).

This. It was already bad in Cisquisition, now they just don't give a shit.

The krogan in the last trailer sounded like a tranny. I wouldn't be surprised if Mac Walters did that since they don't care about logic (why would you send degenerates on an expedition to establish new colonies? they can't procreate, and it's even worse for the krogans because of the genophage) and completely destroyed the lore that was there since ME1.

ME:A is "rich kids of Instagram take their father's ship and pozzed a new galaxy".
The Ryder siblings shouldn't be anywhere near a leading position, they're kids, the son and daughter of the guy who created the expedition. It's pure millenial bullshit.

hollaforums.com/thread/12093599/video-games/is-there-even-going-to-be-salt-caused-by-this-are.html
LOL

...

bot site to sell fake data to someone, I assume

Hi newfag. Lurk more.

Not like a diplomat with an office and a big computer running translation software, but a gallery you could have comfortably fit another 200 passengers in.

Now we're talking. I'm still mad from ME3 so I was going to try and ignore this shit. Now I'm actually looking forward to fueling the hate machine. I won't even pirate this piece of shit, but I know I'm going to enjoy mocking all the gameplay footage I see.

>tfw semi-enjoyed the third one no where near the first one, that ending fuck me but i like all three as more of 'it's the journey that counts not the destination way'

What did he mean by this?

Squeenix made nier normalfag. Make your peace with the old yoko taro threads, they're already a thing of the past.

Check steam forums of nier 2, plenty of tumblrtale and skyrim players exicted for it :)

Found the inspiration.

I looked it up. Male Shepard and Scott Ryder are both 6 feet tall. Thanks for making me aware of my autism.

...

...

I get autism everytime people mention ME3s ending now because people legitimately seem to think only the ending was the problem.

NO, THERE WAS NOTHING DECENT ABOUT ME3 FUCK OFF IT WAS THE WORST GARBAGE FROM BEGINNING TO END. ENDING WAS CHERRY ON TOP, STOP IGNORING THE WHOLE CAKE.

Spoiler that shit

It might be Holla Forums, plain millennial burger retard or both.

FAM PLS

That's just not true. ME3 had decent individual storyline conclusions, most notably the possibility to make peace between quarians and geth if you did specific things in your 1 and 2 playthroughs. The only thing notably wrong in your first campaign playthrough was psshh nothin personnel kid. Nothing can possibly compare to the ending which ran contrary to everything mass effect stood for, and the realization there was no replayabity whatsoever - what you did on first playthrough was all you would ever get.

See. I fucking told you retards.

They have to spread the values of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).

I liked the sound-design in ME3, those biotic explosions were really great.
The soundtrack was bad, too many composers making their own shit.

...

Jewish mind control MKultra overtaking their minds

...

Unfortunately the tumblr crowd will love it, we'll have fucking shitty fan-art all over the place, and it'll sell just enough that EA will keep Bioware as their shield from criticism.

tumblr crowd doesn't buy games.

How do SFM animators do better at animating facial expressions than the paid "professionals" over at BioWare?

It's danger music
youtu.be/HS5ZkPXkto0

They actually enjoy what they're doing?

They don't, but they make shitty porn for the ones who do.

I played 1 a few times, even the new-game+ so I could unlock all the dialog options gated behind paragon/renegade scores. I played 2 a couple of times. Wasn't a fan of the combat and gear changes, could not understand why they got rid of the jet-pack clown car, but I liked the premise, working for the human supremacists and the nostalgia the 'Dirty Dozen' suicide mission evoked. It was okay, not great, but ok.

3 was a disappointment. One completionist playthrough. 60 odd hours. No pay off. Felt like a chore at the end. The only memorable mission was the one on the Krogan planet because I liked the boss fight with the thresher maw. Maps were largely empty of content, I know because I scoured every fucking inch. Lame npc's. References to actions taken in previous games were just that, references and the occasional + warscore shit. Some plastic NPC congratulated me..gee thanks. My pet robot spaceship now has tits and stripper heels? Why? If she can download herself into robots, why the fuck didn't she upload herself into the Geth collective during 2? Downs syndrome faced journalist with giant tits invites herself on the love boat. Whatever, I don't care any more. Anticlimactic ending. The mission was to destroy the Reapers, why the fuck is this even a choice, little ghost-boy, are you seriously daring me to kill you? Post-game screenshot telling me to download DLC. I didn't buy DLC. I did not even download the additional ending shit they had to release after the shitstorm. Found out later I was supposed to get a Prothean companion but it was gated content behind DLC paywall. I'm not defending 3. There might have been parts of the game that were decent, like I hear the multiplayer was good, but don't think that is a defense of the game.

I'm still mad.

Well there is a single guy who tries to force fo4 generals so this isn't surprising.

It does make sense Nier automata is a huge step down from the original nier

She was THAT fat uh?

nice spoiler. have fun with your ban, kid :^)

I was wondering how long it would take until someone shrunk that down so it could be posted here.

Fuck forgot to spoiler first time.

Effort

I really did it just for this thread. Also there's a reason its named "no effort.webm".

Jesus christ her face DOESN'T MOVE

HALF LIFE 2 FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT OVER 10 YEARS AGO

wake me up

Why doesn't TP Zelda have a dick?

Why don't you?

Check inside you're mum ;^)

You're so fragile it snapped off inside? Well, Ma is nothing if not charitable to the weak.

I liked everything about the witcher 3 expect the gameplay.

also what's that last option thing ?

You ate "rk",

Are you saying that you fucked Mark now? What's it like, having a dick that looks like a cake?

Of all the Zelda games, I only played TP many years ago so I don't remember it well, but why is that particular version of Zelda so differently interpreted from all others?

Fuck if I know, haven't played a single zelda.

What do you mean, fake site? HollaForums is a reliable source of information in the internet nowdays, just like SupForums and such.

Friend can't shut the fuck up about it, DESPITE getting fucking burned by ME3. For some reason, normalfags actually LIKE these fucking trailers, thinking they look amazing. At least I managed to convince him not to preorder or buy at release, but I just know the fucker will buy it later anyway unless it really, really bombs

No matter how often you repeat it, it won't ever get true. Rotemonkey puke in an imitation of a bottom tier troll.

A couple years old, but still.

it was the fapbait game and she had no personality to speak of so they gave her a dick as compensation.

So win/win

I don't even know what you're talking about

...

1. Fo 4 sold less than new vegas (which sold more than fo3)
2. They actually put some effort in fo4, and the game isn't nearly as shitty as Holla Forums memes
Andromeda is simply shit, looks like a parody game or some indie made by a basement dweller. There is absolutely no way anybody outside the liberal microcosm would buy this piece of shit.

Right. It's worse.

Nah

That's Todd Howard in a meeting for Fallout.

How exactly

So the gunplay didn't improve, the graphics didn't improve, the characters didn't improve.
You edgelords are trying so hard to fit in the Holla Forums hate machine meme that you don't even realize how ridicolous you look.

Yes I guess even minecraft gameplay is better than fo3. If this makes you so upset you shouldnt have preordered fo4

Barely. Pointless when enemies are still sponges with terrible AI and guns have barely any feedback.

Irrelevant when the game is garbage.

Correct, writing was even worse than 3.

that makes it worse, not better you know.

There was no leap at all you are right.
You look like a 12 years old without friends that tries hard to fit in the internet secret club. Guess how much your opinion matters.

Still shit by even the standards of 2012 so where is this effort?
You want to give them a participation award?

Is this actually somethings fags get hung up over?

Man fuck iron sights, I miss games where I could shoot enemies without my gun taking up 60% of the screen so I could actually see what the fuck's going on.

New Vegas.
Prove me wrong. The only meaningful change was getting rid of that 0.3s delay with every manual shot. The shooting itself is still terrible, which is only aggravated by how enemies work in Bethesda games.

I'm not after your approval, lad. Just mocking your ignorant opinions.

No, the effort objectively beare fruits. You may argue about the rpg component, but that's it. Everything else has clearly improved from fo3.

What RPG component?

OH LOOK ANOTHER ME4 THREAD

DO NOT GIVE BIOWARE AND EA ATTENTION

Fo4 had an RPG component? I didn't see any.

Either English isn't your first language or you're fucking underage

You should have stopped typing here

Oh yeah, the shitty plot, the shitty setting, the shitty dharacters, the shitty dialogue system, the shitty item system, the bugs, the errors, the glitches… so many improvements.

Fucking americans.

user, don't lie to yourself.

Ahahahahah, you really got me! Now make me a drawing about the job you like to have when you are a grown up. I bet you'd like to be a firefighter don't you?

Did you actually play the game? Because it sounds like you are just naming random shit without knowing what your talking about.

Is that supposed to be modeled after someone? That looks like a literal baby face. I'm serious. It's like when a baby doesn't understand what's happening and smiles for no reason at any situation. That breath animation at the end there even looks like she's throwing up in her mouth.

Never post here again user.

Did you ask that yourself, dumb motherfucker?

I believe it was modeled after someone, but they did such a horrible job that it might as well not have.

We need a zelda game with wobbly cartoon graphics and cd-i link.
As in, not the cd-i "games" but a modern 3d zelda, except it's cd-i link in the cd-i world.

I was not defending ME3, just correcting your posturing bullshit. It's more important to be accurate than heroically impervious to shills when saying what a game did wrong.

Only problem is, it needs more contorted animations made by some guy that just got out of college in Moscow.

What are you even trying to say. Cool down before posting kiddo.

Breaking news special one, new vegas wasn't made by bgs.
You all sound like retards that parrot other people insults and opinions, without really understanding anything. It feels like i'm dealing with handicapped.

...

Biodrones everyone

dammit forgot pic

what the fuck is these people's problem?

How close is Ass4 to release anyway?
It can't be more than a few months.

Such innocence. I want to defile it.

Two weeks, apparently.

...

This is gonna be fucking awesome. I hope they can top TORtanic.

Yea that shit glitched out, keira isnt attacking either. Not saying the combat was good though

Amazing. We're going to have a field day just like with Cisquisition.

Damn it Sean you retarded faggot

Which is amazing, considering the original Nier is a piece of shit single-player Korean MMO simulator.

I'm assuming you meant burst into tears but bursting into treats makes just as much sense.

ME3 defense force leave.

Pretty sure that's so wrong that CNN might stat reporting it.

Did you not play it? Its essentially bayonetta with RPG elements and NPC's there arent anymore timed or failable quests the music is forgettable or remixes that rarely play and it generally feels different just play both of them again if you've forgotten what nier 1 felt like

Don't make me do this, especially in a thread that isn't even about Fallout 4.

...

The thread is almost over and about shitting on a shit game. do it faget.

this is some of the worst facial animation ive ever seen

their last shitty game sold like crap and so will this.
the meme that normalfags will buy literaly everything thats tripple A isnt actualy true when it comes to garbage like this.

You think Normalfags care about science fiction shooters with ugly women?

everyone who posts this image is either a retard or a shill. no exceptions

I haven't enjoyed a Bioware game since BG 2 and that's only because it was actually Black Isle who made it. Dragon Age Origins was awful beyond measure, ME2 was just as bad.

...

It's simple: the Andromeda expedition was secretly designed to deport all the ugly people from the galaxy.

See

still has such a fat fucking head and unappealing features.

THE SINS I CARRY ARE HEAVY. FEEL THE WEIGHT AS I WALK ON A PATH STRAIGHT TO HELL

I loved 1 and 2 and didn't mind the third up until the attack on Cerberus. Then I could see the writers box themselves in a corner and grew increasingly worried until the end.

I picked green, because everything else seemed like a trap or fucking stupid

...

Fucking this.

Automata is to NieR/Drakengard what Awakening is to Fire Emblem.

Enjoy your entry-level pandering and waifu threads forever.

She was shown to personally take up arms during the invasion and also fights you as part of the final boss fight. That made her rather impressive to the usual "I sit around and fucking do nothing" the character normally has.

it's this thing called "effort" and "talent".

make sure to post all ME3 related shit in every shilling thread.

Got examples of this happening?

Oh no, the ending wasn't the only thing wrong with it, just the biggest, most glaring flaw that woke up most normalfags.

ME2 was pretty fucking shit as well. Lot of anons were too dumb to see.

Nah ME2 had decent gameplay as long as you were doing space rugby and had a good "space war movie" feel. Not as good as the exploration of the first but not tally destroyed yet.

no it didn't fuck off

kek

Ah, c'mon user. Don't blame Sean. If anything, he helped establish a big fucking warning sign about pre orders. It's these retards that are saying "At least this house fires not as bad as that one."

But not you user, you saw through all that.
What did you see user?

I saw terrible shit writing, awful sense of tone and world-building that made zero sense. I saw his face, Mac the Hack.

that is the most mixed expressions I've ever seen. it could either be near balling, extreme smugness, joy, pain. I have no idea.

you dont get banned for a single porn post around these parts. hell we can EMBED porn

Its just proper to do and takes no effort on my part.

What the fuck is with the whore make up? She looks like a crack addict 2 cent hooker.

More like Lore Rape Exchange Centre

Another way to show SJWs had disproportionate influence on this game's development, and that giant publishers and developers like EA and Bioware are stupid enough to put AAA budgets in the hands of these people

...

I think I could hear his spine snap when she landed on top of him.

Check your privilege, thon/thons a proud Ogre of colour.

...

consider suicide, Anthony.

It really does make Bioware's management look like it's composed entirely of How Do You Do Fellow Kids executive types. They think it'll make the game look hip and cool, but in the end they'll just show why you don't want kids hanging around SJWs.

I'm honestly waiting to see what additional awful things they'll do the asari lore after ME3 took a huge dump on them. I'm surprised they weren't retconned right out in time for MEA for being a trope of the disgusting whitecisheteropatriarchy pigs.

We know you do Anthony, but you never will.

The Normandy made Landfall in the first opening scene despite ME1 and ME2 stating that it was incapable of doing that, which is why you had the fucking buggy/tank dropped from high altitude.

They just changed it because it was "cooler" and none of your choices mattered, if someone died in the previous game they were literally replaced with a palette swap version of the same character.

The whole dark matter storyline was scapped, you had nightmares about a kid you saw for 10 seconds tops, despite Kaiden or Ashley dying in the first game and you don't seem to give a fuck.

God why would you defend that game.

Yakuza (0, at least) has pretty damn good facial animation, too.

Anthony, you need help.

Yeah, I remember people, including myself, being irritated that ME2 had been casualized and stripped down. The game was made into spess cowadoody with response rings. While the inventory in Mass Effect 1 was a clusterfuck, it did not need to be pared down to two or three weapons in each category, each clearly superior to the one before it. In ME1, you had to deliberate on which specs were most important at the moment, and which ammo types. Mass Effect 2? USE THE DLC NUKE CANNON LOL.

He probably saw something like

Holy fuck, I knew it

I suppose the gunplay was improved over FO3, and I guess the graphics are better than FO3, both of which were complete trash tier. For everything else though, hell no there are no improvements. I put hours into it, I know.