Breath of the Wild could have turned out like any of these

Every time.

Was it not obvious that it's a joke? A lot of the best humor depends on "pretending to be retarded."

It was very clearly a joke user, you spastic.

Speaking of sad and pathetic things, anyone got those panels from the LoGH reboot showing them all as shotacon's or girls or whatever? I feel like screaming for a while.

M8 have you never seen a joke in your life? Joking about LotGH being gay is relatively common also.

I honestly cannot think of any form of mental gymnastics to interpret Zelda as SJW friendly

Can people stop fucking injecting politics into my silly nintendo game

OH MY GOSH THIS IS ALL ANYONE HAS WANTED SINCE ABOUT 2014

The politics aren't in your silly nintendo game, it's on please use archive.is. Avoid Salon, avoid the politics. Simple.

I wish it were that simple. This shithole is a quarter politics at least

IT IS THAT SIMPLE YOU FUCKING SPASTIC, AVOID SHIT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE

YOU ARE AN ADULT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU TO AVOID THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU FUCKING MANCHILD