The death of Jlaw

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Passengers was actually not that bad and Red Sparrow looks like it might be a guilty pleasure. I've not seen Mother but I've heard it was kino.

rick and morty movie when?

But it was, it's the definition of an empty waste of time flick.

JLaw is like Watson, the movies with them that did well didn't do so because of them. Phony "stars".

Say it with me Holla Forums…
BOX. OFFICE. CANCER.

Watson was praised for a decade, then proceeded to not do blockbusters save one, stop making everything about the fact that you hate Watson.

Jesus Christ

None of these were even watchable let alone good.

It was pretty comfy and it wasn't full of awful reddit humour, it might not have been great but by today's standards it was up there. No interracial foursomes, no faggot pushing, no tumblr feminists. Just a classical what if scenario in a space ship. So there, it wasn't painful to watch, that's a very high score these days.

I want to feed JLaw donuts until she becomes thicc tbh.

I know you hate her but she was praised as Hermione

Kaya is an unknown

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Why did anyone want to see her saggy moley tits anyways?

no fucking clue. my theory is that since she was shoved down peoples throat and the sheep were told she was hot and it worked. waifu cucks are proof of this, except now it's worse because it's always who is in the newest movie. remember that ugly bitch from IT? she was being shilled hard and now no one cares because the beta orbiters were told to move on. at least jennifer is about to disappear because she was always terrible and it wasnt soon enough.

this

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If I could bet all my money that Zach made that last post I'd be much wealthier now.

And I'll be all my money you have crippling autism.

Trips and Lawrence is finished.

Yep and I didn't even see the movie, flavor of the month whore.

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Well done ,Satan

notice that the true best emma is nowhere on that list

Very nice

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FTFY

OMG it's true!

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See the post above you

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fucking who?

proof satan is working for god and doing what needs to be done

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W H O

Judie Dench.

Best Emma. The numbers don't lie,

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I bet you can't deal with my trips either

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The only one who is actually a midget is Emma Roberts who nobody likes anyways.

it could be decent. i feel like the viewings would be ruined by rick and morty fans though

>>>/methods/

It was a circlejerk of empty symbolism, which actually could have been pulled off if not for the fact that the cast and characters were garbage.

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Bless your heart, user.

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Why the fuck would she be Beth? If anything Gillian Anderson is better pick for Beth for the Reddit market.

Why is she even famous? She's a terrible actress that Hollywood just decided to push one day.
She's like the female version of Ryan Gosling.

You take that back, faggot.
Are you Zach or something to shit on the Goose like that for no good reason?

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She's a waste of a good porn star really.

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oh no no no

I feel bad for my gal jlaw but we all know Miss Stone will be a headliner for years to come. Since Emily is nice to her friends I wouldn't be surprised if her and Jlaw make a hit movie together sometime in the next couple years too! Bet it'll be kino.

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Hunger Games made a lot of money.

I wish Satan would aim his sights a little higher, like destroying the CIA or sinking Hollywood under the sea instead of this petty actress.

Also women can never be actors. It's actRESS. it's convenient to remember who acted for the role and who fucked for it.

Anyone got the asshole pic?

Stone picks great roles, I'm sure the one saying she can't act and memeing about herpes was Zach.
He even had a reddit account called emmastonecantact (confirmed by /cow/)

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You are such a cringeworthy dyke.

kys happa cuck
your dyke accusation is as baseless as your claims that Watson didn't get harvested

Go back you filthy pleb

Hello autismking

why do you hate female sexuality?

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Fucking KEK

Hello happa manlet

you didn't answer my question

Hollywood are too fucking dumb and incompetent to realize it, but the movie star died a long time ago.

Rotten tomatoes exists so now you cant hide a shit movie behind name actors. What does that leave?

Story is king. It always has been but now the kikes cant obfuscate the fact. This means screenwriters just gained a whole lot more power, whether they realize it or not. As soon as screenwriters get over their neuroses, grow some nuts and start demanding what theyre worth, youre going to see screenwriters' names take spots that used to be reserved for stars like stallone and cruise.

This is the face of reddit tomatoes

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Ok point. I shouldve said the internet exists. Mark my word, 10 yrs from now superstar screenwriters will replace superstar actors. Dont get me wrong, no one wants some pale, socially awkward introvert doing press runs so actors will still have a place, but writers names will sell the movie in the same way names like King, Patterson and Clancy sell books.

it would've made just as much money (probably more actually) if it had a prettier lead

Where's her pussy?

That already happened. More people jack off over JJ and Nolan than any actors out there.

Harvey had it mounted on his wall.

The (((critics))) are like male feminists. They praised best Emma up and down while she was a child, then once she became an adult and refused to sleep with them for big budget roles she was suddenly a has been nobody.

Emma Watson is too pure to sully herself for the blood money the chosen would have given her.

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My dad was interested in Red Sparrow, saw the "raunchy" trailer, got disgusted and skipped it

nice fanfic zach

It wasn't the critics, it was the producers harvesting her during her whole life

THIS IS HOW DESPERATE THEY ARE FOR THIS USED WHORE TO BECOME AN AMERICAN ICON

Thank you Satan

I don't see dubs faggot

Actually it is a reason to gloat. Fuck this parasitic cultural disease.
The culture crash will continue.

Rick and morty is utter shit

This except she actually has still grossed 2 billion dollars since HP doing whatever movies she wanted and is still way more famous than actresses who have to suck dick to win awards.

Didn't happen pablo

At least you're closer to the truth calling me Pablo than dyke, I'll give you that Zach.

Hoebag

This guy gets it. She is one of the highest grossing femal leads of all time. Her talent is widley acknoweldge and despite that the proof her career has taken a temporary stall is because she refuses to prostitute herself to the jews. She will recover once the jews have been purged and will be remembered at the greatest actress of this or any other generation.

God, you're pathetic.

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Ok, suppose for a moment that I'm not a redditor like you. What's that supposed to mean?

kill yourself already hapa kike

Hi Zach. Let's pretend you didn't repeat your tired lines and saged a thread you found inconvenient for a moment.
Emma Watson couldn't act her way out of a casting couch and that's why she keeps going there to get roles.
lel
something something razzie something something

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Thats a bit of a cheat. These are writer/directors. Directors have always gotten recognition in Hollywood. Im talking purely about story guys.

Virgin detected.

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That is a nice butthole god damn

I've seen all the other pics but never this one, how do we know it's really her?

I wish I was a tapeworm so I could live inside her asshole tbh.

reminder emma watson is queen

Cry harder roastie autist

You're right on the money blissanon

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Of reddit :^)

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if she was then all the redditor rejects on 4chan would like her

You're a prime example of that

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>>>/reddit/

FTFY
Oh and for the record Zach, the Solaris remake doesn't even come close to the original. Too bad that you're too much of a Kubrick fangirl to admit Tarkovsky is one of the masters of cinema because he called your precious Stanley out on being a pretentious hack.

>>>/reddit/

Fuck off Zachary Hasbrouck. Go back to shilling Watson on Reddit.

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You have to go back, Zach. You've been shitting up this board for too long.

That wasn't even me, I was busy filming a storm with my D5100

>>>/reddit/

Tits or GTFO, robertsdyke

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

Seriously, how long are you going to pretend that I'm a dyke? It just makes you look even more foolish than you do already, because everyone on Holla Forums has heard my voice at this point.

He's projecting his childhood bully onto you for some reason.

Tits or GTFO, robertsdyke.

Maybe he thinks I'm her, lol. If he read his own /cow/ thread he'd know we thought it was a guy at first, a guy who got a purple heart at that.

You're replying to two people there, Zach

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And they're not even all that attractive. With the exception of JLaw, most of them are plane janes with no tits or ass. You'd think they'd have some standards.

m8, JLaw is fucking ugly. I'd rather get a plain jane than JLaw.

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Hello Robertsdyke

The actress is called Ally Walker.

Pic is you

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Robertsdyke with the shit taste!

I mean do Hollywood types really think she is that hot? She isn't a great actress and she looks plain, and that is without even factoring in what a retard she seems like as a person.

I've heard that Red Sparrow was boring anti-Russia propaganda from someone who doesn't really care about politics. I wouldn't hold my breath for it being good.

Okay, you know what, I give up. Call me robertsdyke and pretend I'm a woman if it helps you sleep at night, Zach.
You'll probably still have nightmares with my voice as their soundtrack with the storm and the RAC music in the background though.

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I don't know nor care what your voice sounds like sweetie

Yes you do, Zach. Don't pretend you don't. And everyone has heard your voice from that MMORPG video you have. I know some anons read your posts mimicking your voice even, they have admitted to doing so.

Didn't read DYKE

Post the vocaroos then

lol, triggered hapa

They haven't posted any that I know of, but they said they'd read his posts in his voice.

fffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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meanwhile both rupert and daniel have meager but continuous success

This basically just proves that, she's overrated as an actress and in looks. It also leads me to believe there is a lot less people out there who will just see a movie because their favorite person is in it.

Rin stop shitposting here you know alexa is getting squashed by the gorilla.

Watson was only praised because boys fancied her when they were thirteen.

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of 1.74 meters

Daniel's last movie Beast of Burden was his biggest flop yet

Rupert does barely anything.

Watson was praised by both genders because she brought the character to life for many films. She was also really good in some other films afterwards.

Sounds like two good things at least.

Damn would sodomize while she beg me to stop.

Passengers was great. It was like a 60's sci fi story. And lawrence wasn't even that terrible in it. Her performance as "bitchy woman" fit the role well and the ending was great.
I expected to see a hole bunch of old people hanging out in the incest ship when the rest of the fags woke up.

Bunch of goblin shits

Everyone

sooooo
good news for everyone else?
never heard of any of these
what the fuck were the marketing guys doing?
that said
i been paying less and less atention to movies latelly, in fact i come here to learn if there's anything new worth my atention, or at least something like Soy Wars wich is good for a laugh but unless it's something that promises to ,at the very least, entretain me with colorfull visualls i don't even pay atention to it
i'0ve just gotten the sad realisation that the only movie i'm lookiung forward to is Han Solo, and' i'm not even gonna pirate it, i just want to laugh at it here and on Holla Forums if the poz level is high enough