The death of Jlaw

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

The A-list actress' recent stumbles with 'Red Sparrow,' 'mother!' and 'Passengers' are no reason to gloat. The death of the movie star is bad news for everyone in Hollywood.

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Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Passengers was actually not that bad and Red Sparrow looks like it might be a guilty pleasure. I've not seen Mother but I've heard it was kino.

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

rick and morty movie when?

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

Passengers was actually not that bad
But it was, it's the definition of an empty waste of time flick.

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

JLaw is like Watson, the movies with them that did well didn't do so because of them. Phony "stars".

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

She and Amy Schumer have written a screenplay for a film in which they will star.
Say it with me Holla Forums…
BOX. OFFICE. CANCER.

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

Watson was praised for a decade, then proceeded to not do blockbusters save one, stop making everything about the fact that you hate Watson.

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

Jesus Christ

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

None of these were even watchable let alone good.

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

It was pretty comfy and it wasn't full of awful reddit humour, it might not have been great but by today's standards it was up there. No interracial foursomes, no faggot pushing, no tumblr feminists. Just a classical what if scenario in a space ship. So there, it wasn't painful to watch, that's a very high score these days.

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

She's never been a good actress, all of you memed her into being one with that shitfest Winter's Bone.

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

MAYBE if the casting involved picking the girls the audience reacts best to instead of the ones who suck fat jew dick, MAYBE they wouldn't be in this pickle. But they are just going to waste some sheckels to prop up some other prostitutes.

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Jack Martin
Jack Martin

Pic related as well right?

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

It was pretty amateurishly directed and written especially the last act

Joshua White
Joshua White

It's like Ying and Yang. One was in a bunch of big budget critical bombs, the other was in a bunch of independent critical bombs.

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

I don't think you know what a bomb really is my friend, it's only one if the film was actually tracking with normies.

Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

Kaya goes very well on Holla Forums with slut-hipster roles, she failed completely in a blockbusters and the audience rightfully rejected her.

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Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

Watson was praised for a decade
"No!"

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

Being this sad and thirsty.

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

The death of the movie star is bad news for everyone in Hollywood

Then it can't happen fast enough.

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

I want to feed JLaw donuts until she becomes thicc tbh.

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

I know you hate her but she was praised as Hermione

Logan Young
Logan Young

Kaya is an unknown

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

Jennifer Lawrence
can't act
ugly as fuck
literally retarded
causes the fappening
kills imageboards

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Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

Why did anyone want to see her saggy moley tits anyways?

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

no fucking clue. my theory is that since she was shoved down peoples throat and the sheep were told she was hot and it worked. waifu cucks are proof of this, except now it's worse because it's always who is in the newest movie. remember that ugly bitch from IT? she was being shilled hard and now no one cares because the beta orbiters were told to move on. at least jennifer is about to disappear because she was always terrible and it wasnt soon enough.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

this

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Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

If I could bet all my money that Zach made that last post I'd be much wealthier now.

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

And I'll be all my money you have crippling autism.

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

Trips and Lawrence is finished.

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

remember that ugly bitch from IT
Yep and I didn't even see the movie, flavor of the month whore.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

t. Zach

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

Well done ,Satan

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

notice that the true best emma is nowhere on that list

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

Very nice

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Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

notice that the one who nobody cares about isn't talked about at all
FTFY

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

OMG it's true!

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Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

See the post above you

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

notice that the hapa whose opinion nobody cares about isn't paid attention to at all

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Levi Lee
Levi Lee

fucking who?

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

proof satan is working for god and doing what needs to be done

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Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

I'm gonna close my ears I don't want to hear the truth
W H O

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

Judie Dench.

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

Best Emma. The numbers don't lie,

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Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

talks about numbers
a literal who

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

can't deal with the truth that other Emmas are midgets

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

I bet you can't deal with my trips either

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Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

midgets
The only one who is actually a midget is Emma Roberts who nobody likes anyways.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

rick and morty movie when?
directed by wes anderson
edward norton as morty
bill murray as rick
bruce willis as jerry
maisie williams as beth
alexis texas or whatever the fuck that wrestler chicks name is as summer
it could be decent. i feel like the viewings would be ruined by rick and morty fans though

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

alexis texas or whatever the fuck that wrestler chicks name is as summer
calling bliss a pornstar
/methods/index.html

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

Mother!
Kino
It was a circlejerk of empty symbolism, which actually could have been pulled off if not for the fact that the cast and characters were garbage.

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Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

Pretending that her aunt Julia Roberts didn't pimp her out
Bless your heart, user.

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Jack Foster
Jack Foster

t. Zach

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

Maisie Williams as Beth
Why the fuck would she be Beth? If anything Gillian Anderson is better pick for Beth for the Reddit market.

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Why is she even famous? She's a terrible actress that Hollywood just decided to push one day.
She's like the female version of Ryan Gosling.

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

She's like the female version of Ryan Gosling.
You take that back, faggot.
Are you Zach or something to shit on the Goose like that for no good reason?

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Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

She's a waste of a good porn star really.

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Camden Green
Camden Green

oh no no no

I feel bad for my gal jlaw but we all know Miss Stone will be a headliner for years to come. Since Emily is nice to her friends I wouldn't be surprised if her and Jlaw make a hit movie together sometime in the next couple years too! Bet it'll be kino.

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Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

Hunger Games made a lot of money.

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

I wish Satan would aim his sights a little higher, like destroying the CIA or sinking Hollywood under the sea instead of this petty actress.

Also women can never be actors. It's actRESS. it's convenient to remember who acted for the role and who fucked for it.

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

Anyone got the asshole pic?

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

Stone picks great roles, I'm sure the one saying she can't act and memeing about herpes was Zach.
He even had a reddit account called emmastonecantact (confirmed by /cow/)

Jack Price
Jack Price

tfw no video with JLaw on a Sybian having multiple orgasms

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Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

You are such a cringeworthy dyke.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

kys happa cuck
your dyke accusation is as baseless as your claims that Watson didn't get harvested

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

Stone picks great roles
Movie 43
Aloha
The Amazing Spiderman
The Amazing Spiderman 2
Battle of the Sexes
Gangster Squad
Magic in the Moonlight
Easy A
Go back you filthy pleb

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

Hello autismking

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

Easy A
bad
why do you hate female sexuality?

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Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

Easy A
good
Fucking KEK

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

Hello happa manlet

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

you didn't answer my question

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

Hollywood are too fucking dumb and incompetent to realize it, but the movie star died a long time ago.

Rotten tomatoes exists so now you cant hide a shit movie behind name actors. What does that leave?

Story is king. It always has been but now the kikes cant obfuscate the fact. This means screenwriters just gained a whole lot more power, whether they realize it or not. As soon as screenwriters get over their neuroses, grow some nuts and start demanding what theyre worth, youre going to see screenwriters' names take spots that used to be reserved for stars like stallone and cruise.

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

implying normies in general care about reddit tomatoes
implying reddit tomatoes cares about story rather than politics
This is the face of reddit tomatoes

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Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

Ok point. I shouldve said the internet exists. Mark my word, 10 yrs from now superstar screenwriters will replace superstar actors. Dont get me wrong, no one wants some pale, socially awkward introvert doing press runs so actors will still have a place, but writers names will sell the movie in the same way names like King, Patterson and Clancy sell books.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

it would've made just as much money (probably more actually) if it had a prettier lead

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

Where's her pussy?

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

Mark my word, 10 yrs from now superstar screenwriters will replace superstar actors.
That already happened. More people jack off over JJ and Nolan than any actors out there.

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

Harvey had it mounted on his wall.

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

The (((critics))) are like male feminists. They praised best Emma up and down while she was a child, then once she became an adult and refused to sleep with them for big budget roles she was suddenly a has been nobody.

Emma Watson is too pure to sully herself for the blood money the chosen would have given her.

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

inb4 cuckbois complain the movie didn't mention pickle rick

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

My dad was interested in Red Sparrow, saw the "raunchy" trailer, got disgusted and skipped it

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

nice fanfic zach

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

It wasn't the critics, it was the producers harvesting her during her whole life

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

They think, nay WANT Lawrence to be a top actress
THIS IS HOW DESPERATE THEY ARE FOR THIS USED WHORE TO BECOME AN AMERICAN ICON

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

Thank you Satan

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

I don't see dubs faggot

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

Actually it is a reason to gloat. Fuck this parasitic cultural disease.
The culture crash will continue.

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes


Rick and morty is utter shit

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

This except she actually has still grossed 2 billion dollars since HP doing whatever movies she wanted and is still way more famous than actresses who have to suck dick to win awards.
Didn't happen pablo

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

d-didn't happen
muh money from Disney kiddie flicks means she's not a has been
At least you're closer to the truth calling me Pablo than dyke, I'll give you that Zach.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

Hoebag

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

This guy gets it. She is one of the highest grossing femal leads of all time. Her talent is widley acknoweldge and despite that the proof her career has taken a temporary stall is because she refuses to prostitute herself to the jews. She will recover once the jews have been purged and will be remembered at the greatest actress of this or any other generation.

EVERYONE IS THE SAME PERSON
God, you're pathetic.

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Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

reddit tomatoes

Ok, suppose for a moment that I'm not a redditor like you. What's that supposed to mean?

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

pretending to be a blissfag while insulting her
kill yourself already hapa kike

Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

EVERYONE IS THE SAME PERSON
God, you're pathetic.
Hi Zach. Let's pretend you didn't repeat your tired lines and saged a thread you found inconvenient for a moment.
Emma Watson couldn't act her way out of a casting couch and that's why she keeps going there to get roles.
She is one of the highest grossing femal leads of all time. Her talent is widley acknoweldge and despite that the proof her career has taken a temporary stall is because she refuses to prostitute herself to the jews. She will recover once the jews have been purged and will be remembered at the greatest actress of this or any other generation.
lel
something something razzie something something

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

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Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

Thats a bit of a cheat. These are writer/directors. Directors have always gotten recognition in Hollywood. Im talking purely about story guys.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

Virgin detected.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

namefagging

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

pussy

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Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

ywn hate fugg jlaw

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Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

That is a nice butthole god damn

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

I've seen all the other pics but never this one, how do we know it's really her?

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

I wish I was a tapeworm so I could live inside her asshole tbh.

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

reminder emma watson is queen

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

Cry harder roastie autist

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

You're right on the money blissanon

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Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

Of reddit :^)

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Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

if she was then all the redditor rejects on 4chan would like her

Noah Young
Noah Young

You're a prime example of that

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Lucas Price
Lucas Price

posts pictures from reddit
/reddit/index.html

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

posts pictures from /cow/
FTFY
Oh and for the record Zach, the Solaris remake doesn't even come close to the original. Too bad that you're too much of a Kubrick fangirl to admit Tarkovsky is one of the masters of cinema because he called your precious Stanley out on being a pretentious hack.

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

being this autistic
and being wrong little Tarkfag
/reddit/index.html

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

Fuck off Zachary Hasbrouck. Go back to shilling Watson on Reddit.

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Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

getting this mad that you're a Tarkfag plebbor

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

implying leddit isn't the home for Kubrick worshipping plebs like yourself
You have to go back, Zach. You've been shitting up this board for too long.
That wasn't even me, I was busy filming a storm with my D5100

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

/reddit/index.html
/tarkfag/

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

Tits or GTFO, robertsdyke

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

Seriously, how long are you going to pretend that I'm a dyke? It just makes you look even more foolish than you do already, because everyone on Holla Forums has heard my voice at this point.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

He's projecting his childhood bully onto you for some reason.

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

Tits or GTFO, robertsdyke.

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

Maybe he thinks I'm her, lol. If he read his own /cow/ thread he'd know we thought it was a guy at first, a guy who got a purple heart at that.
You're replying to two people there, Zach

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Oliver Young
Oliver Young

And they're not even all that attractive. With the exception of JLaw, most of them are plane janes with no tits or ass. You'd think they'd have some standards.

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

With the exception of JLaw
m8, JLaw is fucking ugly. I'd rather get a plain jane than JLaw.

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Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

veronica roberts
roberts

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

Hello Robertsdyke

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

The actress is called Ally Walker.
hurr durr robertsdyke
Pic is you

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Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

Robertsdyke with the shit taste!

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

I mean do Hollywood types really think she is that hot? She isn't a great actress and she looks plain, and that is without even factoring in what a retard she seems like as a person.

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

I've heard that Red Sparrow was boring anti-Russia propaganda from someone who doesn't really care about politics. I wouldn't hold my breath for it being good.

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Okay, you know what, I give up. Call me robertsdyke and pretend I'm a woman if it helps you sleep at night, Zach.
You'll probably still have nightmares with my voice as their soundtrack with the storm and the RAC music in the background though.

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Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

I don't know nor care what your voice sounds like sweetie

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

I don't know nor care what your voice sounds like sweetie
Yes you do, Zach. Don't pretend you don't. And everyone has heard your voice from that MMORPG video you have. I know some anons read your posts mimicking your voice even, they have admitted to doing so.

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

Didn't read DYKE

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

I know some anons read your posts mimicking your voice even,
Post the vocaroos then

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

lol, triggered hapa
They haven't posted any that I know of, but they said they'd read his posts in his voice.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

fffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

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Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

meanwhile both rupert and daniel have meager but continuous success

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

This basically just proves that, she's overrated as an actress and in looks. It also leads me to believe there is a lot less people out there who will just see a movie because their favorite person is in it.

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

Rin stop shitposting here you know alexa is getting squashed by the gorilla.

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

Watson was only praised because boys fancied her when they were thirteen.

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of 1.74 meters

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Daniel's last movie Beast of Burden was his biggest flop yet

Rupert does barely anything.

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

Watson was praised by both genders because she brought the character to life for many films. She was also really good in some other films afterwards.

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

I've heard that Red Sparrow was boring anti-Russia propaganda from someone who doesn't really care about politics.

Sounds like two good things at least.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Damn would sodomize while she beg me to stop.

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

Passengers was great. It was like a 60's sci fi story. And lawrence wasn't even that terrible in it. Her performance as "bitchy woman" fit the role well and the ending was great.
I expected to see a hole bunch of old people hanging out in the incest ship when the rest of the fags woke up.

Bunch of goblin shits

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

who fucked for it

Everyone

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

bad news for everyone in Hollywood
sooooo
good news for everyone else?
'Red Sparrow,' 'mother!' and 'Passengers'
never heard of any of these
what the fuck were the marketing guys doing?
that said
i been paying less and less atention to movies latelly, in fact i come here to learn if there's anything new worth my atention, or at least something like Soy Wars wich is good for a laugh but unless it's something that promises to ,at the very least, entretain me with colorfull visualls i don't even pay atention to it
i'0ve just gotten the sad realisation that the only movie i'm lookiung forward to is Han Solo, and' i'm not even gonna pirate it, i just want to laugh at it here and on /pol/ if the poz level is high enough

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